>Count Orlok will be female in Robert Eggers' remake of Nosferatu
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>Count Orlok will be female in Robert Eggers' remake of Nosferatu
Depends if she has a penis or not.
I don't mind the r63, but if this what she will actually look like, I can't sanction it.
she can bite me if she wants to
>female nosferatu
eh lame
>female nosferatu but she's nothing like nosferatu and is portrayed as sexy and seductive
die in a fire
just make a different movie then
Trips don't lie. Tell you what, they can use that blonde zipper breasts from season 3 of the witcher, she's ugly enough.
>but sir, zendaya is already on set
>is portrayed as sexy and seductive
You mean like Gary Oldman's Dracula?
If you genderswapped dracula then a sexy seductive draculina would make as much sense as the genderswapping moronation allows for. Not so for nosferatu whos got the whole bringer of plague thing going.
As other anons have pointed out if you want to make a movie about a sexy vampire chick just make it camilla instead of genderwapping or - the most unthinkable of ideas: come up with a new character.
Orlok won't be female, OP was telling lies for (you)s.
Yes, just arguing the point.
Also good luck to skarsgard topping kinski.
But you DO realize OP is a cheap shitpost, yes?
Nosferatu is a much more sinister dracula. It is more in tune with old vampire legends where they're disgusting people eating demons. It was the 1950s movies that made vampires sexy.
Then it's not nosferatu. Frick off egger you fricking homosexual nobody will give you an oscar.
Unnecessary and reductive.
Similar to Hellraiser female pinhead. These people think they can just genderswap and racebend every IP and it will make it equally compelling or even more interesting. That’s just not the case.
>equally compelling
>interesting
They don't care about any of that. They don't even care if it makes money, in fact they want it to fail so they can whine even more about the evil straight white men who made it fail. The raceswap and the genderswap are the point. They are ideologically driven to overwrite the past with their own version, and if you're unhappy with that they love that too, because it further reinforces their idea that there is a villain they need to fight.
too real, bro. too real.
> and it will make it equally compelling or even more interesting
I’m not sure anyone actually thinks this but it is consistently a reason to get funding for projects so they’re driven to do it. Old shit but woman, old shit but race swap, it keeps happening because the money men keep thinking it’s an argument.
When was the last time Hollywood came out with a truly original universe/idea? It feels like it's been decades.
I was actually fine with the Hellraiser reboot and the choice of a "female" Pinhead. It wasn't the same character Doug Bradley played at all and the whole story felt like a much needed re-imagining of the original story instead of a continuation or a remake.
Like 80% of the original Hallraiser movies are fricking garbage, they really needed a bigger budget version.
I'd kinda like to see another one.
>On September 2022, it was reported that Bill Skarsgård was set to play the main character of the film while Lily-Rose Depp also was in talks to co-star.
OP is a fricking liar and only going for those outrage posts because nobody is going to check anything anyway.
Yep. I'm thinkin it'll be kino.
remove lily boggy brown and I'm in
Eggers has kino taste in women.
>Dafoe
instant kino.
>that twink
Built for Thick Black Women
Oh Noes, Eggers wont be eligible for an Oscar this year ;_;
actually if this isnt a shit post and count orlock is a grill, then it WOULD be eligible, lol[]/spoiler
>all-white cast
FLOP INCOMING
>FLOP INCOMING
not my problem
>Cast
>Bill Skarsgård as Count Orlok
What's your problem?
Dafoe playing the Renfield-like character? Last time he played Orlock himself. Or Max Schrek.
Wikipedia says that Dafoe will be playing the Van Helsing type character.
I thought Knock was the guy who was running on rooftops. Nosferatu from 1922 didn't really have its own Van Helsing except for the professor with the venus flytrap.
See
Dafoe might have been set to play Knock at one point but now he's playing some professor with an impressive sounding name.
and in Herzog's Nosferatu Van Helsing is taken to jail for killing the vampire
Why does he keep hiring Anya? I can get Dafoe because he's fricking Dafoe, but Anya really isn't anything special in terms of looks (even pre bogging) or charmisma/acting
Anya won't be in it
>nicolas hoult
>anya taylor bog again
>lily rose bog
dropped
Nice try but to be honest I wouldn’t have minded an genderbent version that would’ve essentially made her not unlike Carmilla.
A Carmilla movie would be fine, but it should be called Carmilla and not Nosferatu. Either way, OP is just a homosexual.
>four movies in
>has yet to cast even a single person of color
This has to stop. Now.
Lily Rose Depp is an AWFUL actor if that HBO show is any indication
Definitely picked her because she has the hot new name. It’s over for Eggman.
>Lily Rose Depp is an AWFUL actor if that HBO show is any indication
Are you a rzoomer who is afraid of sex?
Because she was actually great in The Idol. I was just gonna watch for her ass but I was surprised how good of an actor she is.
how could you genocide black people like this.....
>Lily Rose
She's been absolutely terrible in everything I've seen her in.
Eggers hit some major speed wobbles with The Northman, which should have been his best movie yet but was his worst. I really fricking hope he figures it out because he's one of like two or three directors in all of Hollywood who can make genuinely good movies.
He's in danger of going down the route of directors who sipped their own koolaid. He's already started the shit of trying to promote movies based off his name.
>He's already started the shit of trying to promote movies based off his name.
>from the autistic mind of Robert Eggers
Where can I buy tickets?
>his worst
not even close. The Northman is an excellent movie.
so which one is his worst then, in your opinion?
the VVitch. in my opinion he's only getting better as a filmmaker. The Opposite of Ari Aster
Light house wasn't very good either, it had some kino visuals but that's more the cinematographers (Jarin Blaschke) craft than the directors, the writing was all over the place and nothing made sense.
>But that was the point!
Simply not a good excuse for poor, lazy writing. I think it's far simpler to say the man is just not a good writer/story crafter. The concept of two men stranded on a lighthouse could have touched on an incredible amount of themes: Loneliness, isolation, brotherhood, trust, age, but it ended up focusing on a few aspects of carnal loneliness and that's it. One good 'Hark!' speech from Dafoe couldn't save disjointed and confused writing. And then the very poor attempts to incorporate the cosmological am mythological regarding seaman folklore of killing a Seagull. Just all over the place.
>gives all credit for visuals to cinematographer
>blames director for the writing
The director fricking wrote it, moron.
The Northman was definitely his worst. I blame the writing, which was awful.
He's a bad writer, he's proven it at this point. Lighthouse had bad writing too. He's a good director but needs to get someone better to write his stuff, or at least edit and organize it.
Don't forget that Northman had a huge budget for an independent film and that came with an according amount of meddling and having to condescend to stupid mass audiences. For instance, they apparently had to redo all the dialogue audio and it was re-edited to shit after audience feedback.
Also covid disrupted filming.
I still think it was really good and for me was easily better than the Lighthouse, but there was a lot against Northman.
>and having to condescend to stupid mass audiences
the worst part of it is cucking us out of the ultimate he-man ending of two grown ass dude fighting bare ass naked near lava to the death.
I recently found out northman was supposed to have an english old norse verse recreation as dialogue similar to the VVitch, but test audiences were too moronic and they had to VO the whole movie. Eggers is going to throw his career down the shitter if he keeps chasing big productions.
>""""Remake""""
>editorializing
Just write your own version 'inspired by the original'. I suppose that's what a remake is and now I'm b***hing about semantics but still, I hate these remakes that use that word but then change several key plot points/characteristics.
sounds kino, glad he's doing something different than Murnau and Herzog
oh wow I never expected that I think it's fun and refreshing when movie makers do something different
>EXCLUSIVE: Emma Corrin, the award-winning star of The Crown, My Policeman and Lady Chatterley’s Lover, is joining the cast of Robert Eggers’ vampire movie Nosferatu.
>Corrin, who made their name portraying Princess Diana in Netflix’s Royal Family drama, will star in the filmmaker’s reimagining of the story of the alluring and horrifying, blood-sucking creature. Corrin’s role has not been disclosed
the idea of an old money elite vampire always made the most sense with a woman, they already breeze and sleaze their way through society. i'll give it a chance
Orlok will be female in Robert Eggers' remake of Nosferatu
Why?
At that point, just make a Carmilla or Elizabeth Bathory movie.
source of pic? i can't tell if it's ai generated or not
>i can't tell if it's ai generated or not
lmao moron
>6 fingers
its AI
It's AI generated.
The prompt I gave it was "vampire milf holding her son, painting."
I'm sure you can guess what I was trying to make.
Yeah fricking right you can’t tell, AI loving Brazilian homosexual
>women as a blood-sucking vampire
I’m sorry, I was given to understand this was supposed to be fantasy.
>Director Robert Eggers‘ Nosferatu has officially wrapped filming in the Czech Republic. The new film, which stars Bill Skarsgård, Lily-Rose Depp, Nicolas Hoult, and Willem Dafoe, quietly wrapped filming in Prague on May 19 after a three month shoot.
>Cinematographer Jarin Blaschke, who lives in Prague, confirmed that the film had been shot in color, with a look reminiscent of 19th century Romanticism.
>Nosferatu filmed at Prague’s Barrandov Studio alongside locations in the Czech capital and around the country. Production briefly took place at Prague’s historic Invalidovna complex, a Baroque 18th century complex that served as a military hospital for two centuries. The castle in Rožmitál pod Třemšínem was also utilized for filming.
>Get cast in the MCU
>Not as joker
>Get cast in Nosferatu
>Not as nosferatu
what's Dafoe's problem? I know he already did Nosferatu but still
>>Get cast in the MCU
>>Not as joker
anon, i...
well DCU, whatever
>evil, malicious, manipulative blood sucker is female
It tracks.
Reminds me of that Stephen King short story about that guy who got seduced by rat god lady into killing people.
As long as her sexy appearance is hypnotism or something, I'm into it. But she still should look like a rat-like nosferatu in her true form.
No fricking love story between Orloka and the girl/guy. This isn't Carmilla (but I do want a good Carmilla movie) or one of the bad Dracula adaptations where they make Mina attracted to him. Orloka is pestilence made flesh. She wants blood, not sex.
>Nosferatu
It's literally just an adaptation of Dracula, holy shit.
>Robert Eggers Dracula
>Guillermo Del Toro's Creature from the Black Lagoon
>Leigh Whannell's Invisible man
it's funny to me how Universal is having so much trouble reviving their classic horror characters and these other creatives are basically doing it for them. I wonder what
Mike Flanagan would do with "the Mummy" or James Wan would do with the Wolfman?
Those morons aren't content with actual horror and the associated budgets and box office returns, they want to turn it into tentpole four-quadrant capeshit slop
Lmao, why does "she" look like that rapist who plays the flash?
She can suck my blood but it has to be through my dick
don't worry it will have gypsies
Yo this classical greek nose havin b***h can straight up get this 6.5 inch cracka dick. You know I be suckin them pussy lips and cuddlin and sheit. She damn fine
yeah she cute
Looks like Toni Kroos
Wtf she's a guy? Am I fricking gay now? Yo this aint bussin
yuck
holy frick what happened? i thought she was a qt in the crown
>Nosferatu
Why this wasn't immediately regarded as a joke after his depiction on Spongebob Squarepants is beyond me.
The masses will watch any slop with a familiar name, won't they?
I have a date at midnight with Nosferatu
Orlok will be female in Robert Eggers' remake of Nosferatu
You made that shit up.
Well, at least it's not going to be a redundant version.
Why are you going on the internet and telling lies? She's playing some random human that Orlok will probably eat.
shant be watching
Orlok is supposed to be ugly and overtly monstrous. She just looks like a normal ugly chick. Pass.
Lily-Rose should have been nosferatu, nobody will risk to fight a monster to keep the love of such babyface stick bawd.
Dafoe is playing a version of Van Helsing with a different name. The 1922 version left out Van Helsing, but Herzog's 1978 version brought Van Helsing back. Now it seems like Eggers has done the same but changed his name (to reflect that all the characters have different names to the Stoker novel).
I trust Eggers with this. He clearly loves Gothic fiction and is great at casting. There were flaws in The Northman that made it a little disappointing to me but it was an excellent cast, no stunt casting, no gimmicks, no unnecessary gender or race-swapping to attract tabloid attention and social media clicks. Just great actors and lots of Scandinavian actors too. The Lighthouse was one of the best two-handers in recent cinema, and the casting and performances (especially Dafoe) were great. Bill Skarsgard is a perfectly creepy actor and I feel that this will be a really interesting adaptation, update and reimagining that will accurately transpose the themes and imagery into 21st century cinema.
OP is a homosexual making things up to try and get attention. It's a shame his parents never loved him and now he has to act like a moron on the internet in a desperate attempt to get people to look at him.
>changed his name (to reflect that all the characters have different names to the Stoker novel).
based autist
>It's a shame his parents never loved him and now he has to act like a moron on the internet in a desperate attempt to get people to look at him.
Lol he hurt your feelings, Eggers?
reminder that pic related is the definitive cinematic version of dracula and will never be surpassed
>has nothing to do in tone and most of the plot with the book
>definitive version
Pick one. And by one I mean the first one.
I liked how this movie kept the trio of morons who were in love with Lucy, most Dracula adaptations get rid of at least one of them but they're so much fun.
>"I love you, Dracula"
>Dracula redeemed at the end after feeding an infant to the vampire b***hes
Great production design and score. Great cast aside from Keanu. Still heavily flawed screenplay and twist on the material. Just okay.
>Mina cheats on Jonathan with fricking Dracula, clearly chooses hi at the end
>Dracula is a poor, romantic almost Byronic hero
They were close. If it didn't betray one of the most important aspects of the story. Part of Dracula hates his existence but he's still an abomination.
Based Dafoe.
why is she covering her mouth? Dafoe farted?
She's the one that farted and is embarrassed, but fortunately for her, Dafoe is a brapchad.
Fartem Braphfoe
Dafoe is known for having an enormous wiener.
Lars Von Trier had to hire a stunt wiener for him in Anti-Christ because they needed someone with a smaller dick.
This isn't true?? There's no source for this you just made this shit up. Bill Skarsgard is playing Orlok
>daily reminder: Vlad was femboi sax slave in sultan 2nd Mehmet's harem.
Yeah, and he spent the rest of his life shoving spikes up Turkish asses as revenge. Raping a child is not something you should be bragging about, roach.
Who are you quoting, t*rk?
No way, I don't believe you.
Post sauce for proof.
read
Peter Watts vampires are better if you're gonna do females.
I support this.
Frick his books, and VtM nosferatus are the good ones.
Halfway through Echopraxia, loving every minute lads. I want a Valerie dom gf
It's all so tiresome
>Count Orlok will be female
More like Count prostitutelock
*countess
It's always shit to take an old character and gender/race swap them.
Just make something new, for frick sake.
On top of that, Nosferatu is just Dracula but they couldn't get the rights. So it's really fricking dumb for two reasons. Dracula is public domain now, just make it Dracula instead.
I hate how creatively bankrupt all of the creative industries are these days.
>Just make something new...like Dracula
I would prefer they would make something new, but even if they have to retell this story for the 700th time, why not just go for the actual story?
moron. That shouldn't have been hard for you to work out.
But Nosferatu is a good story, the 70's remake was excellent. Why not remake it again rather than the 300th remake of Dracula?
It's genuinely just Dracula with different character names.
Real estate agent goes to transylvania to make a deal with a wealthy count who turns out to be a vampire and makes his way to the real estate agents home country in a coffin with his home soil but eventually dies anyway and the day is saved.
There are minor differences but it's the same story.