im baffled, ive seen both of those movies way too many times, and as soon as i saw the quote, how incredibly obvious its the same guy hit me. i feel like a kid who just discovered santa or the tooth fairy isnt real.
i fricking hate zoolander but this stupid reaction gif is the only way i can convey my feelings
This. He legitimately tried to save her and was cut off because she wanted to save some random kid. The random kid brought the zombies to their damn hideout.
agreed, plus he also killed several of the infected downstairs while the others made their getaway, just picked his battles well
If I was him I would have stayed on the roof instead of jumping down and risking the run to the boat. if any infected tried to climb to the roof through the same window, I think it would be easy to kick them down. then hope for some distant noise to draw away the infected horde and run to the boat when it's clear
what stay on the roof forever and hope for the best until all the infected die from starvation? and how this any less cowardly than getting the frick out of there, when you're still abandoning your wife. he made the right call just going for the boat
>the most dangerous situation is being in the initial infection zone with a large group of people
I wish they made a movie in this universe showing this. the comic showed what it was like, the infected in the cities were breaking through the windows to get to people. it would be cool to see it happen in movie form
didn't it show this in the second movie, when all the residents of district 1 are taken into the highly secure garage
>what stay on the roof forever and hope for the best?
there's a horde of people on the ground all trying to kill me. there's no way I'd be jumping down
>didn't it show this in the second movie, when all the residents of district 1 are taken into the highly secure garage
it was lame because the military was already there ready to fight the zombies. I'd love to see a movie about the initial chaos during the first spread of the infection when it catches everyone by surprise
It was neither right or wrong but it is what everyone itt including me would do in real life in that situation and 99% of the audience in general, anyone claiming otherwise is deluded
[...]
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Beta cope
Holy shit you are horrible people.
>no I wouldn't want to risk death for my wife and a child
Just kys.
It wasn’t ‘risking death’ it was ‘certain death’ and she and the kid were going to die no matter what happened. It was like if she jumped out of a fricking plane with the kid with no parachute, and him choosing not to jump out after them. That was the nature of the situation he was dealing with. He made his choice as if they were already dead, because they were
>It was like if she jumped out of a fricking plane with the kid with no parachute
I would jump out and try to act as a body shield to the impact, as has happened before. There is no dangerous situation without the chance you can help them. Besides, you'd have to be extremely pathetic to value your own life above your life with your family. Why live any more? Do you not value anything above life? You're pathetic. Might as well die trying to save your family than let them die alone. At the very least if you're so certain of death you can commit suicide with them.
That kid was a random bastard that doomed everyone in the safehouse since the infected were following him and the wife fricked up by letting him in.
Their two actual children were alive and out of the country at the time.
It was neither right or wrong but it is what everyone itt including me would do in real life in that situation and 99% of the audience in general, anyone claiming otherwise is deluded
Yeah makes much more sense to die in some vain attempt to save her and some random child, making your own children orphans in the process
Lets be fricking hones. Women would be useless in an apocalyptic event. They are dead weight and just a drain of resources. They are basically children. No way i would let a roastie slow me down.
Women in an apocalyptic event are the biggest dilemma for the apocalyptic men.
If you care about the survival of the species you know you need more women than men, so the role of women is crucial. At the same time... We're talking about sacrificing yourself so another man can frick the woman you're trying to save to perpetuate the species.
First season of the walking dead was great in this respect. Lori dabbing on Andrea for not working around camp, when Andrea tells her she's on guard Lori says "we have men for that".
Then it goes to shit and women start pulling off backflip headshots.
that's cos after the first two seasons there was an 8 month time jump with the only humans still left alive actually having their shit together or just being really lucky
A woman is useless, but survival is without purpose without a woman.
If you do not have strength enough to protect and provide for both yourself and a woman long enough for her to bear your offspring and breastfeed them through infancy, then you are not a man, and you deserve extinction. Might as well let the zombies have you.
What you do with her once her purpose is fulfilled is up to you.
>just do a bunch of noisy construction work while hiding in a tiny house >oh also, go out and fricking find your materials and haul them back without being spotted
also the zombies are mad but they're not stupid, they'd just fricking go around and find a window or something you tard
inb4 >just weld yourself into a dead end with no escape
>>just weld yourself into a dead end with no escape
iirc the original script for 28 days later included a character hiding in a small room behind a metal door which is probably the safest simplest thing one can do as far as shelter goes
1 year ago
Anonymous
>hiding in a small room behind a metal door >Suffocates from methane from your own poopoo and peepee
Uh, excuse you Chud, this is 2023. That means Women are equal to Men in all ways such as working, parenting, dating, and sacrificing themselves for their partners or having their partners sacrifice themeselves for them
If I was him I would have stayed on the roof instead of jumping down and risking the run to the boat. if any infected tried to climb to the roof through the same window, I think it would be easy to kick them down. then hope for some distant noise to draw away the infected horde and run to the boat when it's clear
>get on the roof >everyone else is massacred >the infected do nothing but hiss stare at you all day >this goes on for days >suddenly realize you need to sleep eventually and will 100% die
seems legit
Infected don't have object permanence, just hide out of their sight and they will frick off eventually, probably after the guy who started the boat but was drowned in the movie
Do you see the roof I posted? You can just lie down in the middle and nobody could see you
1 year ago
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you're not getting up there without attracting attention
1 year ago
Anonymous
So they can't climb unless there's stairs and if you use a ladder pull it up or kick it down simple
1 year ago
Anonymous
you'd die of thirst or sickness, a single day up there with no water or a single day exposed out in the rain you would be in no condition to avoid zombies
1 year ago
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would they ever stop trying to reach for the roof? the last thing they remember is that there's somebody there; would they get tired or try finding a better/easier catch eventually?
1 year ago
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In the first movie they just fell asleep in the church when there was no one left alive. When there is no stimuli they will hibernate until dying of hunger
>Live in a hideout for weeks >Fail to procure any kind of melee weapon or build one and always carry one on yourself (spear, pike etc) >Fail to build any defensible position >Fail to dig a moot
Honestly he deserved to get mauled by zombies for his laziness and stupidity
Also no protection of any kind, boiled leather armor made from sewn up clothes, safety googles, gas mask to prevent zombie fluids from getting into your eyes/nostrils anything really.
Then again maybe i played too much CDDA
Fluids are only a problem when the plot demands it. Otherwise you can run around smashing infected with bats and getting your face covered in their fluids as long as the plot doesn't say it's time for you to get infected.
>tailored suit with layers of kevlar sowed in between the fabric and the lining >reinforced leather gloves >special order suit shoes with steel toes >matching sunglasses >fresh pack of lucky strikes >full set of steel gold clubs >old jaguar
It’ll be a classy apocalypse for me lads
>Then again maybe i played too much CDDA
Or you just watched 28 Days Later
When Frank is first seen, he is wearing a whole bunch of protective clothing and has a bat and riot shield. He easily kills 2 infected and even though they spray blood everywhere he's completely fine because he's taken the precautions to keep himself and his daughter safe.
>>Fail to build any defensible position >>Fail to dig a moot
they were hiding in the house with blocked up windows for a reason. put yourself in their position, would you want to spend a single second outside when you could be spotted by an infected? an infected that you would have to fight in close range because you have no guns, and god forbid there's more than one. the safest move by far for them was to lay low and wait for the apocalypse to pass which is what they tried to do
If you had been hunting you'd have heard other people firing guns and would know how hard it is to pinpoint the direction of a gunshot with a fully functional brain and complete silence.
If I was him I would have stayed on the roof instead of jumping down and risking the run to the boat. if any infected tried to climb to the roof through the same window, I think it would be easy to kick them down. then hope for some distant noise to draw away the infected horde and run to the boat when it's clear
>All I remember is he found his wife and let her maul his face because he was moronic
No. His kids find their mother.
Shes tied in a hospital bed.
He gets on top of her and kisses her.
Gets infected because shes a carrier, then proceeds to brutally bash her face into mush
The movie would have been good if it was just him trying to deal with survivor's guilt while the country tries to recover instead of just turning into another shitty outbreak movie.
>be me >have bum knee >hurts when air pressure changes >sometimes bad enough to cause a heavy limp
I'm gonna get accidentally fragged just walking around in the zombie apocalypse.
He wasn’t a coward, there was literally no situation where him trying to save her in that room results in anything but all three of them dying. It was her fault making the choice to try to save the random kid, he should not be forced to die needlessly for her mistake and leave their kids orphaned
Then this Poland c**t comes in. Obviously fancied himself. Starts looking at me. Right fricking at me. Trying to put off, like, just for kicks. Looking at me as if to say, 'Come ahead, frick your Gleiwitz station.' Well, you know me, I'm no looking for trouble but at the end of the day I'm the c**t with the panzergrenadiers and I'm game for a swedge. So I squared up, casual like. So what does the hard c**t do, or so-called hard c**t? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns around and gets the frick out of there. And after that, the war was mine.
>And that was it. That was Hitler's story. Or at least, that was Hitler's version of the story.
reminder that the writers knew he was in the right and made the right decision so they deliberately made him moronic in the scene where he kisses his infected wife
What I was so amazed at when I went to America was how easy your women were to pull. Did you know that? I really don't understand how you morons have incels running amok all over the shop when your women have knickers like a fricking yo-yo
I'm a homosexual who used to watch Once Upon a Time and the it always bothered me. Almost as bad as Will Ferrell. If I were that rich, I'd get my shit fixed. No excuse.
in 28 days later it's shown that they starve to death after some months. so the apocalypse is very survivable. theoretically as long as you don't turn on any lights and keep your window blinds closed the infected shouldn't have any reason to come to where you are
but how can you stay inside for say even 4 month? Unless you got the word early and stocked up on food and water, and them you should have just left the area.
you don't need to stay inside for months wtf? even just a week would be enough to kill most of the infected, the only problem would be the super rabies infected animals and human carelessness
if you have some food in your fridge and access to tap water you could survive for a bit and maybe go out to scavenge for food after things have quieted down in your area
>starve to death after some months
They starve after the same amount of time it takes to starve to death normally, they are literally just angry motherfrickers. The reason there are so many around is that in the time it took for the first batch to die off from the elements or hunger/dehydration, they would have infected someone else, who presumably, was eating and drinking.
the infected should only last a few hours based on how much fluid they spurt out, the most dangerous situation is being in the initial infection zone with a large group of people
>the most dangerous situation is being in the initial infection zone with a large group of people
I wish they made a movie in this universe showing this. the comic showed what it was like, the infected in the cities were breaking through the windows to get to people. it would be cool to see it happen in movie form
I've been waiting for a good zombie outbreak movie that takes place in a city forever. But every single movie always immediately goes to the wilderness / backroads and it's boring as frick.
>repeatedly tell your wife to fricking skeddadle when fast zombies are coming for you >she refuses
Frick you b***h you deserve to die, I dun told you thrice.
Why did they have to make the rest of the movie so bad compared to the first 10 minutes? Doesn’t seem hard to create a plot based on the opening that keeps the same tone
story-wise because they presumably walked the channel tunnel. real life reason because they wanted to leave it open for a sequel (which never happened because the movie was shit).
Why do people forget that he was holding off the infected with a crowbar before there were too many of them?
His wife was stupid for letting that kid in and most of all, that dumb pregnant b***h for peeking outside. They all should have gone upstairs after the wife brought the kid in, turned out the candles, and be very quiet.
While I agree I don’t think they realized the scope of the situation until the kid said the town was chasing him and it was loads of people. He made way too much noise trying to get in.
Exactly. And when they did let the kid in, they should have herded themselves upstairs and quietly question the kid.
Don did nothing wrong. He even tried to save Jacob in the boat scene because there was obviously a chance unlike the situation with the wife and kid. So he's no coward just realistic.
In an apocalypse, I'll be honest enough to admit I will not be a hero. I'll fight and kill to save myself but I'm not risking life and limb for others unless I know I can pull it off.
I think their biggest frick up along with not questioning the kid silently upstairs instead of sitting around the dinner table chatting is that they had no weapons really at the ready. Aside from Don and his small crowbar there wasn’t much considering how big the property/barn was they could’ve had more stuff on hand in the event of a breach. I don’t blame Don at all for gtfo when it came time. People acting like they would stand around and fight are lying to themselves. I just wish Jacob had also made it.
No doubt but most bongs don’t have them. At a farm or country home like that you’d expect tho an axe or shovel or something you could use in a 1v1 encounter.
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They probably had some kind of weapons but they weren't thinking properly after the wife went full moron.
It's like Anna Frank and the israelites that hid in the annex. Be fricking quiet and stay upstairs. They should have just eaten dinner in their rooms as standard procedure.
Besides Don, Jacob was right for being blunt to the pregnant woman whose boyfriend ditched her.
1 year ago
Anonymous
maybe not, but we all have state mandated cricket bats. but it's not hard to get a gun, all you need is a reference from someone with a gun and some training, which you can get by joining a target range club, but then you're mostly limited to sports rifles and shotguns for hunting
1 year ago
Anonymous
Can you guys have handguns or black powder revolvers?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>maybe not, but we all have state mandated cricket bats. but it's not hard to get a gun, all you need is a reference from someone with a gun and some training, which you can get by joining a target range club, but then you're mostly limited to sports rifles and shotguns for hunting
Goddamn
Sometimes I forget just how lucky we are in America until some Euro says something like this. How do you live like this?
>Coward
Interestingly enough, this attitude is one of the most off-putting and unattractive to actual women. Far be it for me to tell others what to think though.
>Don is unarmed after fighting a massive delaying action to keep the infected back as long as possible >in that time the wife has somehow been unable to grab the stupid kid >kid is now hiding in a closet, not responding to wife telling him to come to them >infected literally right behind the flimsy door trying to bash their way in >wife actually hits and pushes Don away to rush to the kid >UHHH, DON? HELP US? HELLO??? >instead of doing anything else, she spends her final moments banging on the window demanding Don run back inside, up the stairs, and fight off several dozen infected with his bare hands >movie expects you to hate Don for doing the only thing that will leave 1 survivor instead of 0 in this situation
Do women, listen
Listen to me
Do women REALLY
It's just a movie.
Women, in a real life and death situation, become very docile and obedient. It's ingrained in their DNA, from the days of barbarian tribes. They were more likely to survive by just taking the rape and doing what the invader said. the women that fought back were just killed.
>Asks for proofs of something easily observable in the real world.
Why do you think women stay with abusive men? You think they enjoy getting their asses beat when there are probably dozens of shelters that will take them in?
It's an evolutionary fact. Many of these women are psychologically bound to what their bodies believe are their conquerors/rapists.
Same reason so many men like throwing around beatings, it works.
Are those shelters empty? What % of women with abusive partners stay with them?
Do you have any sort of data for this or you're talking out of your ass
The biggest sore point about this to me is how did she survive in the first place? When she was facing at least 6 infected how was she able to not have her face pulped right then and there?
has any movie (sans THE movie) had basically the entire fricking rest of it discarded in memory and discussion like this one? I mean I understand why nobody talks about anything past the opening scene, but still
Absolutely great scene, very simple in it's scope and tone be eerily effective, seeing the infected out of focus in on the hill was a great shot. The church scene in 28 days had a similiar effect, all it took was two infected popping up from the dead with their mouths and eyes wide open to immediatly signal the danger of the situation
I love this scene. Just two infected standing up from a pile of corpses and staring slacked jawed at him it gives me a very instinctual feeling of GTFO
He fought the infected at first giving the others time to retreat.
He made the right decision to escape. He was the only one capable of running away anyways. Staying with the moronic wife and the stupid kid was certain death for him
Also how tf did she survive getting mauled by the infected lol
I love that it's very dark in the house, with candles being the only light but it's actually day outside. The opening is an amazing short zombie movie
>Also how tf did she survive getting mauled by the infected lol
Just like any other infected that isn't dead, she was bit and probably hit her head and lost conscious before getting mauled so they focused at the other moving survivors, most notably Don and maybe the boy. Also we don't know if the infected ignore the carriers with Don being the only exception as he was rather smart and killed her on purpose
It was either die with her or have a chance at life. He barely escapes anyway if he even hesitated longer he’d have been done. Wife shoulda ditched the kid
You're the beta, simpcel. >So what if she had a woman moment and put herself in a situation she couldn't be saved from, he should have thrown his life away impotently to virtue signal his submission to this hecking kween...
Man, frick you for reminding me of this shit. Nothing piss me off more in a movie than a woman/child fricking everything up because they just won't fricking listen.
literally nothing he could've done, there were like 5 or 6 zombies coming into the tiny room and they where on opposite sides, the only option was to save himself or suicide like a tard with his wife and kid soon to follow
>die along with a woman not biologically related to you and some gypsy kid you met 5 minutes ago
OR >live with the hope to see your biological children someday
Even my own mother didn't think for a second he was in the wrong. Shit was fricked, his wife was being moronic, and he had to let his kids have at least one parent.
Question. Let's say his wife didn't go for the kid and managed to get out the house with him.
Would she have been able to run as fast as him for as long as he did? Would he have held her hand or just sprinted while she desperately tried to keep up?
It never made sense that the infected had a magical sense for who is infected and who is not. In reality they'd bash each other into smithereens. Anyways I liked the original way more, never was a big fan of the 2nd movie.
The Droids were gunning down Gungan Black folk left right and centre once the shield came down, he made the right choice to gtfo and avoid getting blasted
>male shirks his manly responsibility to a woman and child when confronted by problems >runs away to save himself, but save what? he gave up his opportunity to step up and be a man
its a story. the director shows what the character is like, he plays happy families then shirks responsibility at first chance he meets a problem. Meeting up with his 2 kids afterwards, kids he also shirked responsibility for, is the character attempting to redeem himself.
>female shirks urgent survival imperative to flee from danger >"Ummm, why are you leaving me for dead?! All I did was waste valuable time and refused to listen to you!"
This is still one of the most disappointing movies of all time, started with a absolute goat opening scene and then the rest of the film was boring forgetful trash
>28 Years Later
The rage virus has spread to the Eurasian landmass because of [reasons] and we follow a crack team of Europe's finest soldiers fighting waves of honhonhon infected
OR
>28 Hours Later
A claustrophobic and gore-filled Cambridge / Oxford / London during the initial days of the outbreak
Who says it's got to be part of the same outbreak?
You can invent any arbitrary movie macguffin you need to make it work: Some EU lab retrieved samples of the virus "to try and find a cure" (weaponise it), or the virus can survive inside migratory birds without making them sick (like coronaviruses seem to be able to live in bats without making the bats sick).
Why all zombie movies must have this moronic plot that everything is going great for survivors until some contrived bullshit happens and it all goes to shit?
Anybody who has ever played Left 4 Dead understand his behaviour was completely justified. The game works best if you help your team mates up before the the infected team kill you all so that you can progress together. But sometimes you just take a look at your team, every one is getting fricked in both holes, you contemplate for a split second and then you just frickin book it as far as you can get.
the wife surviving was bullshit, fricking moronic ass writers couldn't think of anything interesting or creative so they just had the wife live and the husband becomes a moron and kisses her even though he knows about the quarantine
>Survive in a barricaded home well enough >Some c**t of a kid comes knocking on the door to be let in >Decide not to but the prostitute had to let him in >Surprise, the infected were tailing him and now they're trying to make their way here >All the work you did to survive is thrown out the window as they start breaking down the door >As your friends are being mauled and beaten around you, you make your way back to your b***h of a wife and homosexual kid she had to save >Another infected pops up in between the two of you >She looks at you expecting you to save her after she ruined everything for being such a vapid c**t to let ONE (1) kid in that led to the deaths of the entire group
Yeah, I'd abandon her too. Wish she stayed dead in the movie and wasn't immune.
This is the largest pleb filter opening in cinema history. After it is over Don is viewed as either selfish, a coward, or some combination of the two. This is largely based around him leaving his wife but it ignores literally everything else that happens prior and immediately after. When the kid is knocking it is Don who says not to open the door and that they have no way of knowing who's out there. When shit goes sideways right after and the girl gets her arm bit and turns it's Don who saves Jacob from her. Then once upstairs Don goes for his wife and pleads with her that they must leave. She instead decides to go for the kid and in that time the infected break in the room. He is unarmed and would have to fight 3 infected in close quarters, a literal suicide mission. He makes the tough choice of leaving and is immediately branded a villain by the audience despite his efforts to try and save jacob just moments later.
>tldr; Don literally did nothing wrong and handled the situation about as perfectly as possible given the circumstances
disregard b***hes
maintain life
This, he was a Chad, not a giga Chad for what he did. If he was giga he would have controlled the b***h
Begbie didn't do drugs, he just did people
wait
thats fricking bebgie
Imagine being face blind
im baffled, ive seen both of those movies way too many times, and as soon as i saw the quote, how incredibly obvious its the same guy hit me. i feel like a kid who just discovered santa or the tooth fairy isnt real.
i fricking hate zoolander but this stupid reaction gif is the only way i can convey my feelings
>alcohol
>tobacco
>not drugs
Yeah makes much more sense to die in some vain attempt to save her and some random child, making your own children orphans in the process
This. He legitimately tried to save her and was cut off because she wanted to save some random kid. The random kid brought the zombies to their damn hideout.
agreed, plus he also killed several of the infected downstairs while the others made their getaway, just picked his battles well
what stay on the roof forever and hope for the best until all the infected die from starvation? and how this any less cowardly than getting the frick out of there, when you're still abandoning your wife. he made the right call just going for the boat
didn't it show this in the second movie, when all the residents of district 1 are taken into the highly secure garage
>what stay on the roof forever and hope for the best?
there's a horde of people on the ground all trying to kill me. there's no way I'd be jumping down
As long as they know you're up there, they're not going anywhere anon.
You got on the roof, so can they.
>didn't it show this in the second movie, when all the residents of district 1 are taken into the highly secure garage
it was lame because the military was already there ready to fight the zombies. I'd love to see a movie about the initial chaos during the first spread of the infection when it catches everyone by surprise
Holy shit you are horrible people.
>no I wouldn't want to risk death for my wife and a child
Just kys.
It wasn’t ‘risking death’ it was ‘certain death’ and she and the kid were going to die no matter what happened. It was like if she jumped out of a fricking plane with the kid with no parachute, and him choosing not to jump out after them. That was the nature of the situation he was dealing with. He made his choice as if they were already dead, because they were
>It was like if she jumped out of a fricking plane with the kid with no parachute
I would jump out and try to act as a body shield to the impact, as has happened before. There is no dangerous situation without the chance you can help them. Besides, you'd have to be extremely pathetic to value your own life above your life with your family. Why live any more? Do you not value anything above life? You're pathetic. Might as well die trying to save your family than let them die alone. At the very least if you're so certain of death you can commit suicide with them.
That kid was a random bastard that doomed everyone in the safehouse since the infected were following him and the wife fricked up by letting him in.
Their two actual children were alive and out of the country at the time.
How did the kid get away from the infected in the first place.
Nah, he was based for deciding to live for his two actual children rather than die with their foolish mother
>my wife and a child
not his child
his children were living elsewhere which he then managed to find
>no I wouldn't want to risk death for my wife and a child
He would likely turn and murder his wife and kids himself moron, just like he fricking does to his wife 1 hour later in the actual movie.
They're virgins. They don't know what they're talking about.
no. you will deal with my shenanigans until old age or cancer or both kills me. you will never escape me, homosexual
>Wife betrays husband for child
>this is fine
>Husband puts himself first in retaliation
>REEEE MAN BAD
>noooooo you can't ensure the survival of the species nooo
only important if she is the last woman on earth, which she isn't.
It was neither right or wrong but it is what everyone itt including me would do in real life in that situation and 99% of the audience in general, anyone claiming otherwise is deluded
Beta cope
Lets be fricking hones. Women would be useless in an apocalyptic event. They are dead weight and just a drain of resources. They are basically children. No way i would let a roastie slow me down.
> They are dead weight and just a drain of resources.
I would not suck your dick, so you better keep some women around
Women in an apocalyptic event are the biggest dilemma for the apocalyptic men.
If you care about the survival of the species you know you need more women than men, so the role of women is crucial. At the same time... We're talking about sacrificing yourself so another man can frick the woman you're trying to save to perpetuate the species.
First season of the walking dead was great in this respect. Lori dabbing on Andrea for not working around camp, when Andrea tells her she's on guard Lori says "we have men for that".
Then it goes to shit and women start pulling off backflip headshots.
that's cos after the first two seasons there was an 8 month time jump with the only humans still left alive actually having their shit together or just being really lucky
A woman is useless, but survival is without purpose without a woman.
If you do not have strength enough to protect and provide for both yourself and a woman long enough for her to bear your offspring and breastfeed them through infancy, then you are not a man, and you deserve extinction. Might as well let the zombies have you.
What you do with her once her purpose is fulfilled is up to you.
What exactly do you propose he did instead?
Stayed an fought
>1 unarmed man vs at-least 20 rabid humans
>Also don't get bitten teehee
>Weld a steel mesh in a defensible position position, like 1 way corridor for eg
>Stab the zombies trough it with spear
Wow that sure was hard
>start oxy torch
>immediately pull every infected for miles
Brilliant plan, anon
Konami please go
Excellent work Boss
>just do a bunch of noisy construction work while hiding in a tiny house
>oh also, go out and fricking find your materials and haul them back without being spotted
also the zombies are mad but they're not stupid, they'd just fricking go around and find a window or something you tard
inb4
>just weld yourself into a dead end with no escape
>>just weld yourself into a dead end with no escape
iirc the original script for 28 days later included a character hiding in a small room behind a metal door which is probably the safest simplest thing one can do as far as shelter goes
>hiding in a small room behind a metal door
>Suffocates from methane from your own poopoo and peepee
the infected can climb on top of each another anon
Yeah let me open Amazon in a middle of a zombie apocalypse and order some fence
Just use your iDroid
>tfw we will never, EVER, get an open world zombie game using the fox engine
Wasn't Metal Gear Survive kinda like that?
You start stabbing them, bodies pile up, now they have a set of stairs.
>Stab the zombies trough it with spear
So uh about those body fluids..
God youre moronic
>just build a castle dude
Why didn't they just run up to Scotland and hide in castles.
Stupid bongs.
I just finished Survive today
Frick it why didn't they just build an aeroplane and fly to safety??
You mean stayed and died.
Uh, excuse you Chud, this is 2023. That means Women are equal to Men in all ways such as working, parenting, dating, and sacrificing themselves for their partners or having their partners sacrifice themeselves for them
With what?
You mean feed and seed
If I was him I would have stayed on the roof instead of jumping down and risking the run to the boat. if any infected tried to climb to the roof through the same window, I think it would be easy to kick them down. then hope for some distant noise to draw away the infected horde and run to the boat when it's clear
Remember that Jacob was already untying the boat. He would've just fricked off alone.
>get on the roof
>everyone else is massacred
>the infected do nothing but hiss stare at you all day
>this goes on for days
>suddenly realize you need to sleep eventually and will 100% die
seems legit
Infected don't have object permanence, just hide out of their sight and they will frick off eventually, probably after the guy who started the boat but was drowned in the movie
they do when there's nothing else to distract them
you're the only warm meal for miles and they are looking at you to start
no reason to look away
Do you see the roof I posted? You can just lie down in the middle and nobody could see you
you're not getting up there without attracting attention
So they can't climb unless there's stairs and if you use a ladder pull it up or kick it down simple
you'd die of thirst or sickness, a single day up there with no water or a single day exposed out in the rain you would be in no condition to avoid zombies
would they ever stop trying to reach for the roof? the last thing they remember is that there's somebody there; would they get tired or try finding a better/easier catch eventually?
In the first movie they just fell asleep in the church when there was no one left alive. When there is no stimuli they will hibernate until dying of hunger
Drink himself to death.
>literally see your wife get attacked with no way of escape
>right time to gtfo
This is the correct way.
Unfortunately if you're significant other is jumping of a cliff and you are tied at the waist you just cut the rope
What if you didnt like your wife and were waiting for the perfect opportunity
Better a coward than a chump, it’s every man for himself in a zombie survival scenario
if you ever had the fortitude to put anyone ahead of your own self interests op you would have moved out of your parents house years ago
>Live in a hideout for weeks
>Fail to procure any kind of melee weapon or build one and always carry one on yourself (spear, pike etc)
>Fail to build any defensible position
>Fail to dig a moot
Honestly he deserved to get mauled by zombies for his laziness and stupidity
Also no protection of any kind, boiled leather armor made from sewn up clothes, safety googles, gas mask to prevent zombie fluids from getting into your eyes/nostrils anything really.
Then again maybe i played too much CDDA
Fluids are only a problem when the plot demands it. Otherwise you can run around smashing infected with bats and getting your face covered in their fluids as long as the plot doesn't say it's time for you to get infected.
You really just need layers of clothes. You know how hard it would be to bite through a winter coat?
>tailored suit with layers of kevlar sowed in between the fabric and the lining
>reinforced leather gloves
>special order suit shoes with steel toes
>matching sunglasses
>fresh pack of lucky strikes
>full set of steel gold clubs
>old jaguar
It’ll be a classy apocalypse for me lads
>dies of heat exhaustion
My jags got aircon
Where my light survivor suit homies at.
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>Then again maybe i played too much CDDA
Or you just watched 28 Days Later
When Frank is first seen, he is wearing a whole bunch of protective clothing and has a bat and riot shield. He easily kills 2 infected and even though they spray blood everywhere he's completely fine because he's taken the precautions to keep himself and his daughter safe.
>Fail to dig a moot (sic)
Do you have any idea how many weeks and calories that would take?
>>Fail to build any defensible position
>>Fail to dig a moot
they were hiding in the house with blocked up windows for a reason. put yourself in their position, would you want to spend a single second outside when you could be spotted by an infected? an infected that you would have to fight in close range because you have no guns, and god forbid there's more than one. the safest move by far for them was to lay low and wait for the apocalypse to pass which is what they tried to do
Why didn't they have even one gun?
London
>fire gun
>every infected in a 5 mile radius hears and comes running
Anon, you have clearly never been hunting.
The durr aren't hunting you.
If you had been hunting you'd have heard other people firing guns and would know how hard it is to pinpoint the direction of a gunshot with a fully functional brain and complete silence.
>>Why didn't they have even one gun?
They didn't have a license
>dig a moot
Who?
>then hope
Brilliant.
>Honestly he deserved to get mauled by zombies for his laziness and stupidity
OK, let's be fair for a moment, he is in bongland.
Its been a while but I believe they make a point to show how horrible and tense he feels about it throughout the whole movie
He was based to run but the movie is unwatchable
All I remember is he found his wife and let her maul his face because he was moronic
>All I remember is he found his wife and let her maul his face because he was moronic
No. His kids find their mother.
Shes tied in a hospital bed.
He gets on top of her and kisses her.
Gets infected because shes a carrier, then proceeds to brutally bash her face into mush
The movie would have been good if it was just him trying to deal with survivor's guilt while the country tries to recover instead of just turning into another shitty outbreak movie.
I wish there was more zombie media like the 28 days later films. it's sad how dead the genre is. all I want is 1 good zombie movie or tv show per year
Sorry. Best I can do is 40 minute gay love story
This is what bongs get for having shitty gun control laws
>Zombie apocalypse happens
>Get shot by first marauding n-word or paranoid prepper before you even see first infected
>don't have to see and endure all the horrible shit that will happen in the apocalypse
>somehow this is bad
>be me
>have bum knee
>hurts when air pressure changes
>sometimes bad enough to cause a heavy limp
I'm gonna get accidentally fragged just walking around in the zombie apocalypse.
He wasn’t a coward, there was literally no situation where him trying to save her in that room results in anything but all three of them dying. It was her fault making the choice to try to save the random kid, he should not be forced to die needlessly for her mistake and leave their kids orphaned
>RUUUUUUSH!
yes colonel
Then this Poland c**t comes in. Obviously fancied himself. Starts looking at me. Right fricking at me. Trying to put off, like, just for kicks. Looking at me as if to say, 'Come ahead, frick your Gleiwitz station.' Well, you know me, I'm no looking for trouble but at the end of the day I'm the c**t with the panzergrenadiers and I'm game for a swedge. So I squared up, casual like. So what does the hard c**t do, or so-called hard c**t? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns around and gets the frick out of there. And after that, the war was mine.
>And that was it. That was Hitler's story. Or at least, that was Hitler's version of the story.
reminder that the writers knew he was in the right and made the right decision so they deliberately made him moronic in the scene where he kisses his infected wife
His wifes actions created the situation. Why should he die for her mistake.
>Those teeth
Do bongoinds really?
yea
and i still get more pussy than you so idc
I've seen the women you have over there. You can keep them.
What I was so amazed at when I went to America was how easy your women were to pull. Did you know that? I really don't understand how you morons have incels running amok all over the shop when your women have knickers like a fricking yo-yo
I'm a homosexual who used to watch Once Upon a Time and the it always bothered me. Almost as bad as Will Ferrell. If I were that rich, I'd get my shit fixed. No excuse.
The child wasn't his and there was no chance to save them
Dying because your wife wanted to save another mans son is literal cuckoldry
Why didnt he just go innawoods?
The bongs cut all their woods down a thousand years ago. There’s some forests left in Scotland but not really.
I propose we eat the zombies its an unlimited food source
Steve please
Typical woman mindset.
You don't need no man but when shit hits the fan...
Self preservation is a very powerful urge to try and fight. It's hard wired into us like any other animal.
How long do the infected last in that universe? Do they sustain themselves somehow?
in 28 days later it's shown that they starve to death after some months. so the apocalypse is very survivable. theoretically as long as you don't turn on any lights and keep your window blinds closed the infected shouldn't have any reason to come to where you are
but how can you stay inside for say even 4 month? Unless you got the word early and stocked up on food and water, and them you should have just left the area.
you don't need to stay inside for months wtf? even just a week would be enough to kill most of the infected, the only problem would be the super rabies infected animals and human carelessness
if you have some food in your fridge and access to tap water you could survive for a bit and maybe go out to scavenge for food after things have quieted down in your area
>starve to death after some months
They starve after the same amount of time it takes to starve to death normally, they are literally just angry motherfrickers. The reason there are so many around is that in the time it took for the first batch to die off from the elements or hunger/dehydration, they would have infected someone else, who presumably, was eating and drinking.
the infected should only last a few hours based on how much fluid they spurt out, the most dangerous situation is being in the initial infection zone with a large group of people
>the most dangerous situation is being in the initial infection zone with a large group of people
I wish they made a movie in this universe showing this. the comic showed what it was like, the infected in the cities were breaking through the windows to get to people. it would be cool to see it happen in movie form
>the infected in the cities
I've been waiting for a good zombie outbreak movie that takes place in a city forever. But every single movie always immediately goes to the wilderness / backroads and it's boring as frick.
The Night Eats the World
He was a nogunz Eurocuck
Dude was fricked from the start
>repeatedly tell your wife to fricking skeddadle when fast zombies are coming for you
>she refuses
Frick you b***h you deserve to die, I dun told you thrice.
Smart move, he can now acquire a much smarter wife.
He could have. Except he went back to her and she betrayed him and got the entire colony killed.
I remember.
his wife voted for the zombies
Why did they have to make the rest of the movie so bad compared to the first 10 minutes? Doesn’t seem hard to create a plot based on the opening that keeps the same tone
>entire second outbreak could have been avoided if one guy hadn't broken quarantine to make out with his zombie wife
First 10 minutes were directed by Danny Boyle.
If it weren't zombies he'd have glassed a few of them and taken their wives on the way out.
So why are there suddenly zombies in Paris at the end of this movie?
...have you SEEN Paris of late?
Yea that's why. Realistically those zombies wouldn't stand a chance against the subhumans in Paris.
story-wise because they presumably walked the channel tunnel. real life reason because they wanted to leave it open for a sequel (which never happened because the movie was shit).
Top Gear thread?
Why do people forget that he was holding off the infected with a crowbar before there were too many of them?
His wife was stupid for letting that kid in and most of all, that dumb pregnant b***h for peeking outside. They all should have gone upstairs after the wife brought the kid in, turned out the candles, and be very quiet.
While I agree I don’t think they realized the scope of the situation until the kid said the town was chasing him and it was loads of people. He made way too much noise trying to get in.
Exactly. And when they did let the kid in, they should have herded themselves upstairs and quietly question the kid.
Don did nothing wrong. He even tried to save Jacob in the boat scene because there was obviously a chance unlike the situation with the wife and kid. So he's no coward just realistic.
In an apocalypse, I'll be honest enough to admit I will not be a hero. I'll fight and kill to save myself but I'm not risking life and limb for others unless I know I can pull it off.
I think their biggest frick up along with not questioning the kid silently upstairs instead of sitting around the dinner table chatting is that they had no weapons really at the ready. Aside from Don and his small crowbar there wasn’t much considering how big the property/barn was they could’ve had more stuff on hand in the event of a breach. I don’t blame Don at all for gtfo when it came time. People acting like they would stand around and fight are lying to themselves. I just wish Jacob had also made it.
You need guns to properly fight the infected. Close range is suicide and it's a miracle that Don didn't get blood in his mouth or eyes when fighting.
As for Jacob, he didn't expect Don to show up and had he been a little quicker, he would have survived instead.
No doubt but most bongs don’t have them. At a farm or country home like that you’d expect tho an axe or shovel or something you could use in a 1v1 encounter.
They probably had some kind of weapons but they weren't thinking properly after the wife went full moron.
It's like Anna Frank and the israelites that hid in the annex. Be fricking quiet and stay upstairs. They should have just eaten dinner in their rooms as standard procedure.
Besides Don, Jacob was right for being blunt to the pregnant woman whose boyfriend ditched her.
maybe not, but we all have state mandated cricket bats. but it's not hard to get a gun, all you need is a reference from someone with a gun and some training, which you can get by joining a target range club, but then you're mostly limited to sports rifles and shotguns for hunting
Can you guys have handguns or black powder revolvers?
>maybe not, but we all have state mandated cricket bats. but it's not hard to get a gun, all you need is a reference from someone with a gun and some training, which you can get by joining a target range club, but then you're mostly limited to sports rifles and shotguns for hunting
Goddamn
Sometimes I forget just how lucky we are in America until some Euro says something like this. How do you live like this?
As the film shows, they don't live.
>Coward
Interestingly enough, this attitude is one of the most off-putting and unattractive to actual women. Far be it for me to tell others what to think though.
I thought he ate his wife in that one when he turned into a zombie
That was later in the film. It was bullshit that she magically survived with just 1 bite because she was a carrier and the infected let her alone.
>eating out a woman
not helping his coward case
This is the kind of apocalypse we need. Fast infected makes more sense than zombies and it explains why society in the UK collapsed.
Speaking of which, did they ever mention Ireland?
All the Zombies died in car bombings
>Ir*land
Why? Why would they mention that shit hole filled with Black folk and cowards?
>Don is unarmed after fighting a massive delaying action to keep the infected back as long as possible
>in that time the wife has somehow been unable to grab the stupid kid
>kid is now hiding in a closet, not responding to wife telling him to come to them
>infected literally right behind the flimsy door trying to bash their way in
>wife actually hits and pushes Don away to rush to the kid
>UHHH, DON? HELP US? HELLO???
>instead of doing anything else, she spends her final moments banging on the window demanding Don run back inside, up the stairs, and fight off several dozen infected with his bare hands
>movie expects you to hate Don for doing the only thing that will leave 1 survivor instead of 0 in this situation
Do women, listen
Listen to me
Do women REALLY
It's just a movie.
Women, in a real life and death situation, become very docile and obedient. It's ingrained in their DNA, from the days of barbarian tribes. They were more likely to survive by just taking the rape and doing what the invader said. the women that fought back were just killed.
Do you have any evidence for this or is it just your gut feeling?
>Asks for proofs of something easily observable in the real world.
Why do you think women stay with abusive men? You think they enjoy getting their asses beat when there are probably dozens of shelters that will take them in?
It's an evolutionary fact. Many of these women are psychologically bound to what their bodies believe are their conquerors/rapists.
Same reason so many men like throwing around beatings, it works.
Are those shelters empty? What % of women with abusive partners stay with them?
Do you have any sort of data for this or you're talking out of your ass
The biggest sore point about this to me is how did she survive in the first place? When she was facing at least 6 infected how was she able to not have her face pulped right then and there?
>simping for a woman who's about to be dead
she turned into a zombie she was only "lucky" to have that immunity gene or whatever.
It was either she dies and he lives or they both die and he chose to live.
has any movie (sans THE movie) had basically the entire fricking rest of it discarded in memory and discussion like this one? I mean I understand why nobody talks about anything past the opening scene, but still
Better to be discussed for one memorable scene than completely forgotten due to zero memorable scenes like the majority of films I guess
It was a dull meandering pointless slog
The only other thing of note is the military having to follow the most moronic containment protocols imaginable in order to advance the plot.
>While you flee like a b***h ASS homieH
Absolutely great scene, very simple in it's scope and tone be eerily effective, seeing the infected out of focus in on the hill was a great shot. The church scene in 28 days had a similiar effect, all it took was two infected popping up from the dead with their mouths and eyes wide open to immediatly signal the danger of the situation
I love this scene. Just two infected standing up from a pile of corpses and staring slacked jawed at him it gives me a very instinctual feeling of GTFO
absolutely, the infected are rabid animals not classic zombies, and that scene alone convey thats perfectly
He fought the infected at first giving the others time to retreat.
He made the right decision to escape. He was the only one capable of running away anyways. Staying with the moronic wife and the stupid kid was certain death for him
Also how tf did she survive getting mauled by the infected lol
I love that it's very dark in the house, with candles being the only light but it's actually day outside. The opening is an amazing short zombie movie
>Also how tf did she survive getting mauled by the infected lol
Just like any other infected that isn't dead, she was bit and probably hit her head and lost conscious before getting mauled so they focused at the other moving survivors, most notably Don and maybe the boy. Also we don't know if the infected ignore the carriers with Don being the only exception as he was rather smart and killed her on purpose
b***h should have kept up.
It was either die with her or have a chance at life. He barely escapes anyway if he even hesitated longer he’d have been done. Wife shoulda ditched the kid
You're the beta, simpcel.
>So what if she had a woman moment and put herself in a situation she couldn't be saved from, he should have thrown his life away impotently to virtue signal his submission to this hecking kween...
DON'T LET THE KID IN
>lets the kid in
LEAVE HIM
>goes to the kid
He was beta, not because he ran away but because his wife didn't respect him.
Man, frick you for reminding me of this shit. Nothing piss me off more in a movie than a woman/child fricking everything up because they just won't fricking listen.
literally nothing he could've done, there were like 5 or 6 zombies coming into the tiny room and they where on opposite sides, the only option was to save himself or suicide like a tard with his wife and kid soon to follow
youre unironically moronic if you disagreed with his decision
>die along with a woman not biologically related to you and some gypsy kid you met 5 minutes ago
OR
>live with the hope to see your biological children someday
why don’t people just use judo moves on the zombies?
>That lassie got bit, and no c**t leaves here till we find out what c**t did it
Why did we never get a 28 Days Later / Trainspotting crossover?
She got her revenge in the movie by turning her husband into a zombie.
and he eye gouged and beat her to death as revenge
what? he told her to come with him and she chose to die with the kid instead
Even my own mother didn't think for a second he was in the wrong. Shit was fricked, his wife was being moronic, and he had to let his kids have at least one parent.
Question. Let's say his wife didn't go for the kid and managed to get out the house with him.
Would she have been able to run as fast as him for as long as he did? Would he have held her hand or just sprinted while she desperately tried to keep up?
he barely got away so she definetly wouldn't survive either way
It never made sense that the infected had a magical sense for who is infected and who is not. In reality they'd bash each other into smithereens. Anyways I liked the original way more, never was a big fan of the 2nd movie.
i just watched The Full Monty and got to see roberts perky young ass. Thought I'ed share with you all.
>save moron from themselves
powerful message
Why did he run away from the battle?
The Droids were gunning down Gungan Black folk left right and centre once the shield came down, he made the right choice to gtfo and avoid getting blasted
The dumb woman decided to bring that kid in because muh womanly feelings and frick everything up.
>two story building
>didn't just infected-proof the second floor with all the food by destroying the stairs
They had it coming
Yeah bro just stop the horde of zombies
Oh you really just ran without carrying your wife on your shoulders because she's too slow?
Coward
>male shirks his manly responsibility to a woman and child when confronted by problems
>runs away to save himself, but save what? he gave up his opportunity to step up and be a man
Ya living for your two kids isn’t being a man I guess
its a story. the director shows what the character is like, he plays happy families then shirks responsibility at first chance he meets a problem. Meeting up with his 2 kids afterwards, kids he also shirked responsibility for, is the character attempting to redeem himself.
>female shirks urgent survival imperative to flee from danger
>"Ummm, why are you leaving me for dead?! All I did was waste valuable time and refused to listen to you!"
>hey bro can you die for nothing along with me? Frick our biological kid lmao
>dying for a woman
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RqgOjFYh11Q
The simps are the idiots who would die for a woman who would replace you in a heartbeat
This is still one of the most disappointing movies of all time, started with a absolute goat opening scene and then the rest of the film was boring forgetful trash
it was the only scene directed by the director of 28 days
Why didn’t they just have him direct the whole movie, it seems so obvious
What would you prefer to see, Cinemaphile?
>28 Years Later
The rage virus has spread to the Eurasian landmass because of [reasons] and we follow a crack team of Europe's finest soldiers fighting waves of honhonhon infected
OR
>28 Hours Later
A claustrophobic and gore-filled Cambridge / Oxford / London during the initial days of the outbreak
>28 Years Later
homie all the infected would be dead even in the 28 months later scenario
Who says it's got to be part of the same outbreak?
You can invent any arbitrary movie macguffin you need to make it work: Some EU lab retrieved samples of the virus "to try and find a cure" (weaponise it), or the virus can survive inside migratory birds without making them sick (like coronaviruses seem to be able to live in bats without making the bats sick).
Do you not think that they'd have outbreak containment figured out after 28 years?
Do you not think we'd have outbreak containment of respiratory diseases figured out after much longer than 28 years of studying viruses in labs?
>28 Years Later
YOU'RE JUST RAGOPHOBIC INCELS THEY ARE JUST LIKE US LOOK WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE VIRUS AND NOTHING WILL HAP-
Why all zombie movies must have this moronic plot that everything is going great for survivors until some contrived bullshit happens and it all goes to shit?
Oftentimes that's how it happens in real life too
She dinnae bring da caerds, fook 'er
Anybody who has ever played Left 4 Dead understand his behaviour was completely justified. The game works best if you help your team mates up before the the infected team kill you all so that you can progress together. But sometimes you just take a look at your team, every one is getting fricked in both holes, you contemplate for a split second and then you just frickin book it as far as you can get.
ok nerd, no one cares about your little baby gayme, there's a board for that.
simp beta cuck moron idiot
>Penis status?
You magnificent bastard
Sigma mindset
Why is this thread still up?
it's fun to discuss zombies
>woman fricks everything up the movie
many such cases
the wife surviving was bullshit, fricking moronic ass writers couldn't think of anything interesting or creative so they just had the wife live and the husband becomes a moron and kisses her even though he knows about the quarantine
I liked how the husband was allowed to just waltz around a secure area with no one posted as a guard who could have stopped him.
>Survive in a barricaded home well enough
>Some c**t of a kid comes knocking on the door to be let in
>Decide not to but the prostitute had to let him in
>Surprise, the infected were tailing him and now they're trying to make their way here
>All the work you did to survive is thrown out the window as they start breaking down the door
>As your friends are being mauled and beaten around you, you make your way back to your b***h of a wife and homosexual kid she had to save
>Another infected pops up in between the two of you
>She looks at you expecting you to save her after she ruined everything for being such a vapid c**t to let ONE (1) kid in that led to the deaths of the entire group
Yeah, I'd abandon her too. Wish she stayed dead in the movie and wasn't immune.
She would've cucked him for the first warlord she came across
This is the largest pleb filter opening in cinema history. After it is over Don is viewed as either selfish, a coward, or some combination of the two. This is largely based around him leaving his wife but it ignores literally everything else that happens prior and immediately after. When the kid is knocking it is Don who says not to open the door and that they have no way of knowing who's out there. When shit goes sideways right after and the girl gets her arm bit and turns it's Don who saves Jacob from her. Then once upstairs Don goes for his wife and pleads with her that they must leave. She instead decides to go for the kid and in that time the infected break in the room. He is unarmed and would have to fight 3 infected in close quarters, a literal suicide mission. He makes the tough choice of leaving and is immediately branded a villain by the audience despite his efforts to try and save jacob just moments later.
>tldr; Don literally did nothing wrong and handled the situation about as perfectly as possible given the circumstances
Even the kids die after the film lol
>Even the kids die after the film lol
no
Yep.
>he doesn't know
They single handedly kill Europe
He wasn't a coward, he did the right thing. His wife got everyone killed and so did that dumbass chick the one crying about her bf.
your wife is usually a complete stranger, you are not even related ,why would you risk your life for her.
>your wife is usually a complete stranger
who let you out of your cage
If shes not related to you by blood, which is usually a thing, she is just a stranger, even if you lived together for 10 years.
How is that beta, her fricking problem if she is too slow. what's the point being 'alpha' if you are going to let yourself die
That lassie got zombied, and no c**t leaves here till we find out what c**t did it
WARNING!
Janny deleted my "Cindarella restoration" thread.
Be careful, my friends.
legitimately one of the worst movies i have ever seen.
>save wife
>die in the process
>she just forgets about you and fricks some other guy
only a cuck would save the woman instead of themselves
I bet you LOVE slurping other mens cum out of your wifes pussy you little beta b***h boy
nice