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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay gravity is just a theory

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of furries are about ready to burn down Zaslav's house

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no winning in this scenario, if they do cave then everyone will just call it a marketing strategy, people will refuse to watch out principal, it will bomb and audiences will never be listened to again. Other companies may also try and market films like this anyway. Cinema ruined.

    Or, they delete it. Cinema ruined.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the one where Scratchy finally gets Itchy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Despite being praised by test audiences this whole drama makes it a 50/50 chance it will bomb.
      Not that quality has ever mattered in Hollywood

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Zaslav is just worried he will look like an idiot if it succeeds. He got decent offers from other stuidos >than the tax break they are going for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only winning move is to dump it on max so that people can watch it, and accept the $30m loss. There's a minor hope that it might drive people to subscribe. The pr of shelving it is worth more than $30m.
      Alternatively they could just put it in cinemas and market the shit out of it, banking on the primary audience being parents and young children instead of seething manchildren on the internet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if they do cave then everyone will just call it a marketing strategy, people will refuse to watch out principal, it will bomb and audiences will never be listened to again
      Just like the Sonic movie, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking exactly the same thing. If this whole thing had been a viral marketing strategy by Warner, I'd have called it genius. But sadly, I think Zaslav is just a moron.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hear ya'll cry when wokies cancelled Pepe and censored classic Looney Tunes, but you're gonna cry now?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We never got to see a movie with post-weight gain Lana Condor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Those swollen milkers

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a quick qrd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A bunch of people, including Ruby Gillman and James Gunn, make a movie about Wile E. Coyote suing Acme for giving him faulty products
      >David Zaslav, current Warner CEO (he's here due to the Discovery merger and came in after the movie started production), decides to shut it down
      >Even though it's already completed
      >This is either because he thinks it's gonna bomb and wants a tax write-off to recoup his losses or just to clear out projects that didn't start under his leadership due to hubris
      >But anyway, to GET that tax write-off, he needs to delete the film
      >Delete this fully completed film
      >People are pissed, apparently it's quite good but we'll never be able to judge for ourselves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People are pissed
        That's overstating it a bit. Trying to get a writeoff for willful destruction of an asset is a crime in every scenario except this one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea how it's even legal in this case. I can only assume this is some loophole that no US legislator ever took the effort to close because nobody thought the CEO of an entertainment company would ever do something this irrationally stupid and conducive to bad PR.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dont you mean understated then?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don’t need to be angry to point out criminal behavior, to state fact.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP in piss

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to love when Wile E. Coyote would talk and sound really intelligent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was the ones where he had to punch in to get beaten by the sheepdog and they just stop fighting and go home once its quitting time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also brilliant.

        >Hello Ralph.
        makes me lol every time

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where can I watch the original Looney Tunes cartoons bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paramount+ maybe? I forget which ones but one of the studio streaming platforms has them, I believe. It also has godawful nu-Tunes or some such shit which is abject garbage. Probably best to torrent, as always.
      What I want to know is where to watch 2 Stupid Dogs. That was a fine program.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Max unless they took them off the service.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Golden Collection DVDs, they even still have the blackface gags.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. I am not a racist but I want the original material. I will store it right next to my Nazi memorabilia.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to that Christopher Lloyd Looney Tunes show?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont fricking laugh this is how my great grandfather was killed in the holocaust. the nazis took him from his bunk and instructed him to walk out to the edge of a cliff. then they cruelly instructed he saw the cliff off. once he did this, he would of course be left suspended in mid-air for a moment, and would take out and display a sign that read" oh no!" before plummeting to the ground below. gruesome stuff

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