Statham has a movie coming called "The Beekeeper" which may sound stupid but it looks pretty good. No stupid fricking Dwayne Johnson or rocky balboa to shit up his acting. He needs more of his own badass stuff.
Crank 2 is far better. I just randomly picked cranked 2 without hearing about it and it was wild. Considering no one pushes the limits any more it was surprising.
GTA movie
>What the frick did I just watch?
Crank
Great Looney Tunes movie
ive seen this movie more than any movie. cool soundtrack
top kino
Did he live?
Yes.
More than most
he dies in crank 3 (or does he?)
Crank II is even better.
We need a Crank 3, I just want one more fun movie that's all.
Statham has a movie coming called "The Beekeeper" which may sound stupid but it looks pretty good. No stupid fricking Dwayne Johnson or rocky balboa to shit up his acting. He needs more of his own badass stuff.
Pure distilled slop.
In Crank 3, Chev must (insert your stupid idea here) to survive
Keep a boner up, so he starts working as a teacher in grade school
Frick minors
Someone was going to say it at some point.
Yell Black person once a minute. The antidote is in Harlem, but then turns out to be in Detroit and he has to take a flight there.
Crank 2 is far better. I just randomly picked cranked 2 without hearing about it and it was wild. Considering no one pushes the limits any more it was surprising.
A 15 year old movie
Is that why it was so good?
CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
It's a video game. After the credits clip reveals it.
The song playing when he smashes his TV has been stuck in my head for years. It goes so hard.
FRICK YOU CHELIOS!
The second-best Crank movie.
KINO
though common amongst those of us in possession, it's quite likely beyond you. nevertheless i'll make the attempt: testosterone laughing at itself
get it?
1% Linkin Park..
>*GUITAR RIFFS*
>Get a cellphone, honey
MASSIVE homosexual c**t
Why'd the Asians clap when they fricked in public?
Kino
When will Crankposting become the next hot new meme?