>Crazy old Maurice? Hmmm
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>Crazy old Maurice?
>Crazy old Maurice? Hmmm
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Maurice old and crazy
He was in here last night, raving!
>And he was smooching with your brother
Woah! Slow down, Maurice!
BONER
Gaston did was in the right.
Hmmm...
>Gee, it sure is boring around here.
>I'll have DINNER. Make steak.
Mmmmmm
There needed to be shots of him shirtless.
>He's got her locked in the dungeon!
>Who?
>BONER
Gaston's body was meant solely for breeding.
evolving a Pikachu
>he is le bad because he…didn’t want to marry bimbos and wanted the one girl not smitten by his looks?
Not even that, he was a closet homo. His "masculinity" is only for show.
hmmmm
Maurice old crazy?
Shouldn't he be more worried about his chronic constipation?
The problem with Gaston is Disney designed a guy that old men think women want, but what women actually want, and so as to properly convey the theme that looks don't matter over personally, is tall slender prettyboy Gaston with sparkling beautiful eyes you could lose yourself in.
I guess you could say they also created a reverse problem wherein a bunch of gays (myself included) lust after Gaston. Not much of a twink, but he'll do.
Gay men are more likely to be into pure unbridled masculinity. Half of the Beast's fans are gay men
>ut what women actually want,
gay
Women want all kinds of bodies, because they're just as horny as Men are.
When I found out Kennedy studios was behind the Fantastic Four cartoon, I was expecting a goofy dance at some point. It didn't fail there, but what exceeded my expectations was how hot Sue Storm was drawn.
>first episode she was wearing a baby doll
hot damn!
>what women actually want
A phrase that has been infamous for centuries. Ironically older women tend to like muscle and bara more often than young ones. They were thinking of giving the moms bringing the kids to the movies some fan service, not the teens and tumblrinas of today.
Considering that Zoomers are old-enough to have kids, it's time they start making characters a LOT sexier.
Disney and western animators in general really don't understand the pretty boy phenomenon, never have.
most animators (western and eastern) are ugly fricking weirdos (I should know..)
Difference is that western artists go about it by making it out as the ugly guy is really a smart and kind guy. Eastern artist ho about by making all the guys so pretty and feminine it boarders on femboy territory.
Gaston was made for the moms, not the little girls watching the film. As far as I know, those girls even grew up hating the Beast's human form because they're used to his fluffly teddy bear self.
Imagine shoujo love interest Gaston
I dunno judging by all the porn and women I've talked to, most women want the Beast. Did you see how wet Belle got when he fought off those wolves?
Gaston is such a Power Bottom, holy shit
Does anyone have the beta design for Gaston
PURE
LIBERTINE
SEXO
Holy frick I had no idea about this. This Gaston would be pulling so much fanfic oc pussy for real.
I would husbando him so hard, I would become a Disney adult and spend so much money it's disgusting
I want to be his footstool
We were robbed
What women actually want
>What women actually want
Said the sexless man
I will never forgive Disney
Ehh, I can see why they changed it. That design speaks much less "macho hunk who would go and personally hunt the beast" and more "noble pansy whose greatest strife is a gravy stain on his frilly cravat"
It's sad that this is the default understanding most have of historical wear and this movie could have perhaps, done a little to change the paradigm
But yes I also understand why they changed it, sadly
>Crazy old Maurice?
WILL NO ONE HELP ME?
GENIES R US
DON'T FORGET YOUR UMBRELLA
Yeah I don't think Gaston deserved to fricking die. He was a bad guy but he wasn't bad enough for that. And you especially can't try to make the Beast look like a hero for killing him. Doesn't that just prove him right about the Beast?
>Gaston, you are HIV positive