Not unfunny as in attempting to be funny. A drama about the existential horror of being in cringe situations, especially those which snowball into even more cringe situations. Maybe with central themes like alienation, rejection, banishment, and insecurity.
Not unfunny as in attempting to be funny. A drama about the existential horror of being in cringe situations, especially those which snowball into even more cringe situations. Maybe with central themes like alienation, rejection, banishment, and insecurity.
The Curse starring Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone is exactly this
No, but in star wars the tech is basically at primitive level. I'm talking like wizard cab conjure a fire all vs. Guy has a gun that can instakill wizard if he's quick enough.
>Aus-normal
Australian films that aren't set in a post-apocalyptic desert, (yet again), or compulsively full of Australiana and every second shot is of the Sydney Opera House or a fricking kangaroo.
Just a normal good vs evil hero story or something that isn't tripping over its own feet trying to be Ausgaygian, or 'not American', or otherwise inserting dumb shit to keep the government tourism agency happy for free tax dollars. >this horseshit has held back the Australian film industry since day dot
Just imagine if in the Canadicuck movie 'Cube' (1997), they had an ice hockey room, and a maple leaf/syrup room just to make sure they beat you over the head with the fact it was Canadicuck produced sci-fi. That's the level of Aushomosexualry in our shit.
But it’s normal for Australians to constantly think about America and constantly bring up how they like to do the opposite of America despite just being dumber Americans themselves
Seems a bit on the nose to actually call it that. It’s much funnier having them doing stuff like eating McDonalds and pretending it’s somehow good like how Americans claim their regional slop burger chain is better than the other ones
Zoomercore. As the movie happens on the left 2/3 of the screen, on the right 1/3 there are people reacting to it, subway surfer clips, big black dicks flopping around, etc.
00s white trash drama. The protagonist is always a clone of Fred Durst, Eminem, Shaggy 2 Dope or Bam Margera and reacts to the serious drama of the movie by breaking stuff, spraying faygo, threatening his pregnant girlfriend, beating up his uncle on cam or trying to freestyle rap like Ice Cube. Also, everyone's dressed like Guy Fieri and Paris Hilton.
5D Chess Porn >Where it seems like a normal porno, but you jacking off was all part of an eleborate plan by Donald Trump who is Q, to trigger the libs and own the libs, and later you find out it all happened in Sherlock's mind-palace somehow in a way that isn't adequately explained
A new form of comedy subgenre called: >Social Justice History
Where you rewrite history so Cleopatra and Isaac Newton are black and other ridiculous shit ... oh wait.
Blueberrification/Fruit TF horror: >Movies inspired by Violet Beauregarde's blueberry transformation from the Wonka book and film adaptations >Human or anthropomorphic female characters are turned into giant blueberries by means of a mutated blueberry fruit, food item, pills, and or injection >Main protagonist is either a male scientist, police officer or journalist that's trying to figure out what's going on in his small town/city >Antagonists are former scientists/researchers that have gone insane from their research and get off to turning women into fruit >Character deaths are gross but are also played for comedy because seeing a giant blueberry person explode can be funny >Special effects are typically a mix of CGI and practical effects >Product placement for IRL blueberry products appear across films within the genre, pushing viewers to buy more blueberry products
From Dusk Till Dawn
Dark City
Parasite
Cabin in the Woods
One Cut of the Dead
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Pleasantville
The Prestige
Adaptation
Jackie Chan
Warwickian films
They're extremely long films that exclusively feature actor/disgusting midge Warwick Davis being brutally tortured
Everything is unsimulated
Ok hear me out! It’s called “white” ok?
The concept is very simple: all the actors in it are white! Not “white” but WHITE.
See? Thats my new genre. I think its going to catch on rather quickly as well!
Cinematic Haiku - Inspired by traditional Japanese poetry form known as haiku , this genre focuses on capturing moments of profound beauty or contemplation in concise yet visually striking short films . Each film consists typically three shots/sequences carefully chosen & edited together to evoke emotions using minimalistic approach , exploring themes like nature , transience , human spirit etc., often without dialogue relying purely upon visual language & atmospheric sound design for storytelling purposes..
You've heard it here first!
>Multi level film
Like when a family is watching a film together, but each member of the family would wear glasses and have a slightly different version based on their cookies.
If dad is racist, the black guy dies. For mom, the black guy fricks the female lead. The kids would have a censored version where the sex scenes are just life lessons about birds and bees.
How about this? A mystery film shot from 5 different characters' perspectives. You and 4 other people are assigned a perspective to watch. You then have to convene and discuss your respective films to try to figure out the truth of the mystery.
a straight up marvel tier superhero movie, until it switches midway to something barely related. Ideas for different movies. >a bad guy thug put in a wheelchair and his little brother trying not to die while the epic heroes vs villain fight is in the background >a scientist is tasked by the government to research bad guy tech, he falls in desperation because he is a normal engineer in a world full of tony starks and literal gods >a corrupt politician tries to help people for the first time in his live after he is a first hand witness of the destruction and suffering caused by generic capeshit battle #34043294, but his past actions make it difficult >insane incel sets on a journey to save his gf, a famous pop idol who desnt know him, after the city shes in is obliterated by whatever >street racing gearheads try to implement alien tech from crashed bad guy ships into their cars so they can be faster
etc etc... You get it. The trailers show nothing of the real premise, just standard capeshittery. Every movie is a suprise to what is actually about.
Not a new genre, but I'd love to see a scorched-earth apocalyptic medieval fantasy film/mini series/tv-show but it's focused solely on characters just trying to survive a war-torn world. Waterworld and Mad Max are kind of like that, but it'd be a clear emphasis on medieval fantasy and it'd be less about war and politics and more about interpersonal relationships with themes of coming-of-age and existentialism. Bela Tarr's 'Satantango' and Tarvoski's 'Stalker' are also good examples.
Burgerpunk
Anti-Commedy
Free Jazz Film (Film with no coherent narrative or visual style; meant to have the same 'tune out' effect to your brain that free jazz has)
Symmetric Cinema (films that follow complex forms of symmetry, like certain fugues by Bach or Escher paintings)
Subliminal Horror (Horror that is meant to be completely hidden in subtext)
Capeshit Erotic Movies
Sci-Fi Erotic Adventure
Post Apocalyptic Erotic Thriller/Drama
Mythological Erotic Drama/Comedy
With the way Hollywood is this would never get made
But id like a movie similar to the show "life after people,", but instead its only white people that vanish, and id like it to be accurate
Protagonist could be the last white guy alive or something, itd be cool to get a glipse of the US/Europe in 200 years. A Brazilian style shithole all over with all the israelites depicted as Rulers, that eventually get killed for thier skin being white too
Emotional deep fake mockumentary of well known and infamous IRL people like Sophia Urista pissing on stage and other degenerates and sick shit seen over the past 20 years, but the deep fakes are supposed to be from an alternative timeline where everyone is physically and mentally healthy living normal clean lives, and reacting in shock and horror to (from their point of view) a deep fake AI generated hellscape simulator which depicts them in OUR time line defiling themselves as we know them.
The mockumentary would be a fictional documentary from their point of view made to demonstrate the power of AI and its ability to forecast events based on simple input and as a warning to thankful for what they have.
It then ends with them reviewing their own characters and how mortified and disturbed they are by the technology and a small glimpse into their own lives where they have beautiful families, stable lives, and live modestly and respectful of each other in a high trust society.
You can make versions of this for all sorts of well known fricks ups.
Replying to my own post to make up an example. Deepfake mockumentary of "Boggie2988" Steven from an alternative timeline where he's a healthy father of five children and a pastor for a baptist church. He's sat down to review the fat "Boogie2988" we know from our timeline, which is generated by an AI forecaster in their timeline, and reacts to what he sees.
Procedural pornography
Livestreaming as a medium has a lot of potential.
Documentary, skit comedy, drama and live performance.
Jarvis invent time travel
Neo noir CP
post-ironic pasquinade satire with unreliable narrator pov
non-israeli white people having a fun time
Endurance film
Last one still in the theatre wins cash
However you must buy popcorn from the cinema every 2 hours
Damn I'd be broke in two hours.
Raunchy Ramadan comedies.
israeli people are tortured by smug obese black women in a variety of scenarios and settings
Cringe comedy, but it's not funny. Social horror.
That's just a Sitcom. You mean like a feature-length laughtrack bore-fest?
Not unfunny as in attempting to be funny. A drama about the existential horror of being in cringe situations, especially those which snowball into even more cringe situations. Maybe with central themes like alienation, rejection, banishment, and insecurity.
The Curse starring Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone is exactly this
Fantasy Sci fi
>primitive/fantasy sword and shield world with magic
>colonized by a space faring race with guns/tech but no knowledge of magic
I like this. It's not completely new but there should be more of it.
Konosuba writer already did it
I dont watch anime
No, but in star wars the tech is basically at primitive level. I'm talking like wizard cab conjure a fire all vs. Guy has a gun that can instakill wizard if he's quick enough.
Isn't that Star Wars?
Manchild
Phantasy Star?
Book of the New Sun?
Constructive
Movie follows a person making something, like an object, business or empire
Just do what the Koreans do and have different parts of your movie be different genres.
>White people being tortured.
Woke Kino
>it doesn't exist yet, it all falls into the category of
Woke Moke
Suburbanpunk.
Touchable films
Jump score. Non stop jump scares
Nanopunk
>Aus-normal
Australian films that aren't set in a post-apocalyptic desert, (yet again), or compulsively full of Australiana and every second shot is of the Sydney Opera House or a fricking kangaroo.
Just a normal good vs evil hero story or something that isn't tripping over its own feet trying to be Ausgaygian, or 'not American', or otherwise inserting dumb shit to keep the government tourism agency happy for free tax dollars.
>this horseshit has held back the Australian film industry since day dot
Just imagine if in the Canadicuck movie 'Cube' (1997), they had an ice hockey room, and a maple leaf/syrup room just to make sure they beat you over the head with the fact it was Canadicuck produced sci-fi. That's the level of Aushomosexualry in our shit.
But it’s normal for Australians to constantly think about America and constantly bring up how they like to do the opposite of America despite just being dumber Americans themselves
> dumber Americans
There’s your show Jerry
Seems a bit on the nose to actually call it that. It’s much funnier having them doing stuff like eating McDonalds and pretending it’s somehow good like how Americans claim their regional slop burger chain is better than the other ones
Mr. Inbetween
kinolax
movies that help you poop
Drone found footage war film
Epsteiner films. Fake blackmail production using child actors.
Found footage western
I'm gonna steal your idea
Yeah? This genre isn’t big enough for the both of us. See you outside the saloon before noon bucko
CreamPunk
It’s like steam punk but everything runs on jizz
Zoomercore. As the movie happens on the left 2/3 of the screen, on the right 1/3 there are people reacting to it, subway surfer clips, big black dicks flopping around, etc.
ask me how i know you're american
>big black dicks flopping around
Why though
Historical Commons. Rather than epics, they're 2 hour cinematic displays of mundane lives of ordinary people in history.
Neanderthal found footage
Comedy rape
00s white trash drama. The protagonist is always a clone of Fred Durst, Eminem, Shaggy 2 Dope or Bam Margera and reacts to the serious drama of the movie by breaking stuff, spraying faygo, threatening his pregnant girlfriend, beating up his uncle on cam or trying to freestyle rap like Ice Cube. Also, everyone's dressed like Guy Fieri and Paris Hilton.
Jungle Noir. Like gorilla gangsters, lions in fedoras, etc.
Alternate title: Hardboiled Furries
Silent film but the soundtrack effects the movie, changes the lighting, sounds on impact, etc. Kind of like a feature length series of music videos.
4D porn film where you get spunked on by naked dudes in the rafters
5D Chess Porn
>Where it seems like a normal porno, but you jacking off was all part of an eleborate plan by Donald Trump who is Q, to trigger the libs and own the libs, and later you find out it all happened in Sherlock's mind-palace somehow in a way that isn't adequately explained
A new form of comedy subgenre called:
>Social Justice History
Where you rewrite history so Cleopatra and Isaac Newton are black and other ridiculous shit ... oh wait.
Blueberrification/Fruit TF horror:
>Movies inspired by Violet Beauregarde's blueberry transformation from the Wonka book and film adaptations
>Human or anthropomorphic female characters are turned into giant blueberries by means of a mutated blueberry fruit, food item, pills, and or injection
>Main protagonist is either a male scientist, police officer or journalist that's trying to figure out what's going on in his small town/city
>Antagonists are former scientists/researchers that have gone insane from their research and get off to turning women into fruit
>Character deaths are gross but are also played for comedy because seeing a giant blueberry person explode can be funny
>Special effects are typically a mix of CGI and practical effects
>Product placement for IRL blueberry products appear across films within the genre, pushing viewers to buy more blueberry products
The change up (sicko mode for the zoomers) genre
Movies that completely change genre midway through, like a goofy rom com that becomes a depressing drama when one of the main characters dies
It's been done before.
Name 10 examples
From Dusk Till Dawn
Dark City
Parasite
Cabin in the Woods
One Cut of the Dead
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Pleasantville
The Prestige
Adaptation
Jackie Chan
Nice try but one of those is an actor, guess I win this argument heh
FRICK
Pornographic comedy where the movies are watched in reverse, that way you can watch the hooker give BACK the money.
Penis POV pornography
It already exists, it looks the same as a colonoscopy.
Three straight hours of an extreme close up of disabled kids taking a shit on toilet cam.
I can't create. only corrupt
A medieval zombie movie. Has it been done?
kingdom but that's medieval korea, not europe
Evil dead 3
Found footage western,
First person view biopic
Warwickian films
They're extremely long films that exclusively feature actor/disgusting midge Warwick Davis being brutally tortured
Everything is unsimulated
I've got a few ones.
"Conscious Cinema"
"Dreamscape Noir"
"Mythopunk"
"Crowd-Created Narratives"
Ok hear me out! It’s called “white” ok?
The concept is very simple: all the actors in it are white! Not “white” but WHITE.
See? Thats my new genre. I think its going to catch on rather quickly as well!
medical drama with kung fu
Cinematic Haiku - Inspired by traditional Japanese poetry form known as haiku , this genre focuses on capturing moments of profound beauty or contemplation in concise yet visually striking short films . Each film consists typically three shots/sequences carefully chosen & edited together to evoke emotions using minimalistic approach , exploring themes like nature , transience , human spirit etc., often without dialogue relying purely upon visual language & atmospheric sound design for storytelling purposes..
You've heard it here first!
I'd watch it
Arthouse, but even more pretentious? I like it
Blacked romcoms
>Multi level film
Like when a family is watching a film together, but each member of the family would wear glasses and have a slightly different version based on their cookies.
If dad is racist, the black guy dies. For mom, the black guy fricks the female lead. The kids would have a censored version where the sex scenes are just life lessons about birds and bees.
How about this? A mystery film shot from 5 different characters' perspectives. You and 4 other people are assigned a perspective to watch. You then have to convene and discuss your respective films to try to figure out the truth of the mystery.
a straight up marvel tier superhero movie, until it switches midway to something barely related. Ideas for different movies.
>a bad guy thug put in a wheelchair and his little brother trying not to die while the epic heroes vs villain fight is in the background
>a scientist is tasked by the government to research bad guy tech, he falls in desperation because he is a normal engineer in a world full of tony starks and literal gods
>a corrupt politician tries to help people for the first time in his live after he is a first hand witness of the destruction and suffering caused by generic capeshit battle #34043294, but his past actions make it difficult
>insane incel sets on a journey to save his gf, a famous pop idol who desnt know him, after the city shes in is obliterated by whatever
>street racing gearheads try to implement alien tech from crashed bad guy ships into their cars so they can be faster
etc etc... You get it. The trailers show nothing of the real premise, just standard capeshittery. Every movie is a suprise to what is actually about.
Not a new genre, but I'd love to see a scorched-earth apocalyptic medieval fantasy film/mini series/tv-show but it's focused solely on characters just trying to survive a war-torn world. Waterworld and Mad Max are kind of like that, but it'd be a clear emphasis on medieval fantasy and it'd be less about war and politics and more about interpersonal relationships with themes of coming-of-age and existentialism. Bela Tarr's 'Satantango' and Tarvoski's 'Stalker' are also good examples.
Burgerpunk
Anti-Commedy
Free Jazz Film (Film with no coherent narrative or visual style; meant to have the same 'tune out' effect to your brain that free jazz has)
Symmetric Cinema (films that follow complex forms of symmetry, like certain fugues by Bach or Escher paintings)
Subliminal Horror (Horror that is meant to be completely hidden in subtext)
Capeshit Erotic Movies
Sci-Fi Erotic Adventure
Post Apocalyptic Erotic Thriller/Drama
Mythological Erotic Drama/Comedy
>Free Jazz Film (Film with no coherent narrative or visual style
May i introduce you to a few dozen directors of the last 50 years?
Gentleman and Scholar
This post seems suspiciously efficient though, could be chat gpt
>could be chat gpt
Not sure if I should feel insulted or complimented at this point in time, honestly. I'm not a robot though, homosexual.
Re-enactment
Not historic films, but actual 1:1 uncensored unsimulated re-enactments of historical events.
Interesting
Political Apocolypse
With the way Hollywood is this would never get made
But id like a movie similar to the show "life after people,", but instead its only white people that vanish, and id like it to be accurate
Protagonist could be the last white guy alive or something, itd be cool to get a glipse of the US/Europe in 200 years. A Brazilian style shithole all over with all the israelites depicted as Rulers, that eventually get killed for thier skin being white too
Emotional deep fake mockumentary of well known and infamous IRL people like Sophia Urista pissing on stage and other degenerates and sick shit seen over the past 20 years, but the deep fakes are supposed to be from an alternative timeline where everyone is physically and mentally healthy living normal clean lives, and reacting in shock and horror to (from their point of view) a deep fake AI generated hellscape simulator which depicts them in OUR time line defiling themselves as we know them.
The mockumentary would be a fictional documentary from their point of view made to demonstrate the power of AI and its ability to forecast events based on simple input and as a warning to thankful for what they have.
It then ends with them reviewing their own characters and how mortified and disturbed they are by the technology and a small glimpse into their own lives where they have beautiful families, stable lives, and live modestly and respectful of each other in a high trust society.
You can make versions of this for all sorts of well known fricks ups.
Replying to my own post to make up an example. Deepfake mockumentary of "Boggie2988" Steven from an alternative timeline where he's a healthy father of five children and a pastor for a baptist church. He's sat down to review the fat "Boogie2988" we know from our timeline, which is generated by an AI forecaster in their timeline, and reacts to what he sees.
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