Create an original super hero. pro tip yoh can't

Create an original super hero
pro tip yoh can't

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mozzarella-art, a classical pianist cursed to be made out of cheese

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    N-word Man

    He can choose to have whatever auper power he wants for 10 minutes at a time, but only after screaming the N-word into a black persons face

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >anon posts original superhero in thread
    >someone may respond with some literal who that’s similar
    >some bootlicker May also just copy it and “show it” to a bigwig, copyrighting it for now IP
    this thread is retarded, you can’t win.

    • 1 week ago
      Indonesian Gentleman

      With today's comics and cartoons industry? Hell naw, any diamonds they get their grubby hands on turn into shit.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guy who has the power to incapacitate anyone by shouting but the catch is he has to yell the worst most bigoted slurs he can for it to work.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Manman
    He is the man

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Issue is that most of the posts here sound like a hero for The Tick.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Woman-Man
    Their superpower is that they will be a woman.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Squeaky Clean - His power makes him secrete a pine fresh slippery soap like oil instead of sweating. He can use the oil to slide around at high speed, Slide into attack, dodge amazingly, blind opponents, and create large amounts of bubbles very quickly to use as a smokescreens. Combining his bubble powers with Brazillian ju-jitzu and krav maga, Squeaky Clean is on a never ending quest to eradicate 99% of crime.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Antichrist
    The Second Coming, only now, He is not convinced that the world is worthy of forgiveness.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    superheroes are the most common and unimaginative characters to come up with. No wonder fucking toddlers are able to create one. That's why there's way too much of it already,that's why there's the term capeshit for this kind of thing
    No more superheroes,it gets so tiresome

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its because there isn't as much snobbery involved as with every thing else. A well written super hero has a sense of place and purpose, existing for their community as much as their powers and ideals. What is this person's role, how are they socially received. It requires the building of a weave of shit around them, of the creation of iconic land marks, of the integration of super criminals.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Inspired by super-man's memory erasing kiss.

    Spit-taker - The criminal executives of the world be better be prepare to be surprised because Santiago Salivane is Spit-taker. Seeing her city be controlled and manipulated by shadowy figures Santiago has decided to use her long hidden super human abilities to take back the day. As spit-taker she can produce a saliva with Amnesiac properties. Either causing short term memory loss for set period of time or erasing specific memories. Santiago will have to find clever ways to use this power, spit balls, spray bottles, demisters, Sticky notes, spoges, her own blend of muay thai and the application of a little seduction . Will she be able to save her city from the eponymous Big Money and the Cue ball gang or will this be another corporate take over.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Clown King of Justice

    He's a clown who carries around a pocket circus that traps criminals in a magical circus where they're forced to answer for their crimes through circus themed punishments.

    He has a hot clown lady sidekick, and his arch nemesis is the Flying Rat because he always manages to avoid justice by just flying out of the circus. He can fly because he fell into a vat of bat DNA and it changed him forever.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bicycle Repairman. The man who repair bicycle and stopping the communist

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Gamer, trying to put an end to affirmative action and e thot culture

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not my best idea or most original idea, but another fucking THOR. Except this one would just be a randomly poor civilian that some how gains Mjolnir. There's no way they actually deserve it, but somehow they did (not to sure how it would be explained, maybe as a trick by loki or something). In the mean time, Poor Thor is cashing-in as much as possible with their new powers essentially making the comic become the "quest for more money". Eventually he gets to become a mascot/spokeperson for Hammer Industries. The main selling point isn't that it's capeshit but that it's about learning how to sellout (and it's consequences)

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Yoh?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because no superhero is original.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >He wants to steal my ideas
    Fuck you

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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