Its kinda funny how everyone thought that eclipse was the coolest when it came out but now everybody thinks its cringe and the supra is the real star of the movies.
no, it can be seen in the familia house near the end and during the race wars. canonically its already sold by Mia in fast 4. I wish it makes a return in fast XI. would be kino seeing dom dies inside the car he first seen in instead of the charger. Heck I will take his muttoid son riding it in the epilogue.
Worse, a Brazilian. The recessive macaco genes have taken hold.
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thats the thing, it came from the blonde white woman dom fricked in fast 6, Hollywood basically just calls italians Black person by that one.
what even more absurd is that the kid used to be white with blue eyes in fast 9
wtf? i know vin is like a quadroon, but that woman looks pretty huwite to me, it makes absolutely 0 sense for this kid to be a Black person, but i guess expecting logical consistency from fast and furious is my bad
Yeah you can but I'm talking about the initial race. And even then we're talking about technology back in the 2000s, you were an absolute madman if you got like 600 horsepower out of a 2JZ, nowadays 600 horsepower is nothing to a lot of people.
what? the eclipse got destroyed 10 mins into the movie while the supra being the true superstar of the movie, even more than the charger. that specific supra is the reason supras cost >150K + tips.
The Eclipse was supposed to be the true star of the movie, but the Supra had a targa top and that was useful in the action scene in the end, so they went with the Supra.
The Eclipse had some serious money in it and still couldn't beat the RX7 despite all the NOS and it was literally falling apart during the race. We never saw a single Eclipse in franchise again.
It was more a gear ratio issue than an actual engine issue. It topped out and the engine was screaming already, you could have emptied 3 more bottles of NOS and it wouldn't have made a difference, it was already at the max speed it could have possibly gone.
It was a 10 second car which means the RX7 is a 9 second car?
they reused a couple in 2F2F during the scramble at the end. after that any car in the movies was either classic or rare with the exception of the Fierro
From what I can assume, the Eclipse had shorter gears because it topped out at 140 miles an hour on the highest gear, no amount of nitrous would remedy that. So the Eclipse is built for acceleration but not top speed whereas the RX7 might have had taller gears and is built for top speed rather than acceleration, which is why it was able to overtake the Eclipse when it topped out. So no, technically the Eclipse is theoretically faster because it'd have a 10.XX 1/4 mile time but the RX7 has a higher top speed so its 1/4 time might also be 10.XX or 11.XX, but it can go faster on a longer stretch of road.
Maybe the RX7 had a 6th gear because it dominated from the beginning.
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Maybe, those RX7s came with 5 speeds but he could have modified it. It's easier to just change the differential ratio though, so I don't know. Point is the Eclipse physically could not have gone faster if it tried, it was a transmission issue that Brian was either too stupid or too wienery to solve for.
they reused a couple in 2F2F during the scramble at the end. after that any car in the movies was either classic or rare with the exception of the Fierro
It has the perfect blend of taking it's self seriously and not seriously...also drifting is an actual sports racing technique and was aesthetic to watch as opposed to wow car goes fast.
of all the cars released between 1997 and 2004, the Chrysler 300 is the highest power per weight and most likely to win in a quarter mile. Supra might edge it out in a best of three.
Underglow can look good, but if a car has subwoofers built into the trunk it's dated as frick. Chrome then was like carbon fiber now - both look like shit.
I started loving cars when I had to, while doing my degree in applied mathematics, design certain systems for a hypothetical vehicle as part of an assignment. There's a lot of engineering, expertise and history that goes into the design of a high performance vehicle. Can't you admire that?
>the manufacturer has something brilliant here: they inject petrol into the exhaust just because it make the car sound good. I like that.
You have to read this in Clarksons voice.
That's a specially built drag car. A tesla s plaid will blow away anything you will meet on the road, except a bugatti or something similar. Elon just made the new generation of muscle cars. You can show off by putting your foot down for a few seconds on the street but otherwise the performance is mid. No one is really taking their car on a track.
It's for showing off and looking cool, nothing more. Elon recognises the reason most people own performance cars and caters to that. The guy in a challenger doesn't take it to the track any more often than the guy in the plaid does, but plaid guy wins drag racing between traffic lights, which is all they actually care about.
People that own legitimate performace cars are in it for more than just the acceleration, the Plaid is just so EV homosexuals can go "haha I beat u" for once in their sad lives.
6 months ago
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Again, that's what something like 90% of the high end car market cares about to the exclusion of everything else, as a subsidiary component of image.
Boosting it at the lights is all most people will ever do with these cars. Looking cool for girls and other morons is what the average consumer wants. You would look like a nerd loser if you brought up handling, top end performance, aerodynamics, track times, or anything else that proper enthusiasts care about, because these cars are built for rappers and people trying to behave like them. Everything but 3-7 seconds of flooring it on a public street is cope to them as far as performance is concerned.
6 months ago
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>Looking cool for girls and other morons is what the average consumer wants
A Plaid certainly does not fulfill this metric. You can only pull girls with cars that look incredibly expensive and the Tesla certainly doesn't. I'm just saying if you buy the Plaid because you wanna go fast that's fine but saying they're a status symbol is only true if you want to show off to people that don't even like cars to begin with.
6 months ago
Anonymous
NTA but if you think chicks don't like Teslas you're a tad out of touch. They'd rather ride in a new Tesla than a shitbox Miata or Celica
6 months ago
Anonymous
Keep dreaming.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Interesting how you have to compare the 100k+ dollar car to the shitbox Corolla, you don't think a woman would choose a Porsche or a BMW over a Tesla?
6 months ago
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>you don't think a woman would choose a Porsche or a BMW over a Tesla?
Thats my point. It doesn't matter if your car is electric or ICE, women are just attracted to what they perceive as luxury brands
6 months ago
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Woman's opinions are irrelevant. There's no difference between a Tesla and an iPhone or Galaxy S. Who in their right mind would spend 100k on a disposable car?
6 months ago
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>Woman's opinions are irrelevant
Sure, but if you want pussy you gotta play the game
6 months ago
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A Porsche, Benz or BMW are better game and a Ferrari is checkmate.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I agree. I'm only contesting the idea that a 100k car wouldn't help you get pussy just because it's an EV
6 months ago
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Elon Musk is a cuck tho and he owns Tesla. What does that tell you?
6 months ago
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It wouldn't, a Benz or BMW at half the price will snag you more pussy than some 100 grand Tesla.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think that's true, but I get you tards just have to endlessly seethe about EVs
6 months ago
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>I don't think that's true
You must be joking. Or you really love Musk.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Like I said, you're just out of touch. I personally wouldn't ever own one, but the homie with the Tesla is gonna get more ass than the dude with the tuned e36, all else being equal
6 months ago
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Speaking of out of touch... you really think a 50k BMW means a e36 from the 90s?
6 months ago
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No, when did I say that? I was referring to a car thats often fetishized by zoomer/millennial "car enthusiasts"
6 months ago
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I really doubt car enthusiasts pick their cars depending on what they think will get them laid.
6 months ago
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Okay but that's not relevant to my point
6 months ago
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My point is that if you're a car enthusiast you wouldn't buy a Tesla for a whole host of reasons and if you're not a car enthusiast and you just want to get laid you won't be getting a Tesla because women won't care about how fast it goes. Teslas are for the enjoyment of the person driving it, they're not status symbols and they're not enthusiast machines.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Tesla because women won't care about how fast it goes
And my original point is that they don't care either. They don't even care that it's not an ICE. Most just like expensive things you can use to signal your status. >they're not status symbols
They are just as much as any other 100k car >they're not enthusiast machines
Agreed
6 months ago
Anonymous
Chicks don't know it's an expensive car on par with that other guy's newest BMW, is the point. All they see is an ugly car that they assume isn't all that expensive either. You going "akshuallyyy it'sincredible fast and over 100 thousand dollars!" is only gonna dry their pussy even more
6 months ago
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>All they see is an ugly car that they assume isn't all that expensive either
That's a Tesla right there.
6 months ago
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>Chicks don't know it's an expensive car on par with that other guy's newest BMW
That's fair, given that BMW and Benz have decades of prestige as luxury car builders, but a Tesla still isn't exactly a Kia or Hyundai, and has a reputation for being a pricey vehicle. >You going "akshuallyyy it'sincredible fast and over 100 thousand dollars!" is only gonna dry their pussy even more
They would react the same way to someone saying that about their Hellcat Redeye. They sincerely wouldn't give a shit about how loud your engine is or how many liters of displacement it is. Car enthusiasts just think everyone shares their opinions on Teslas being homosexual, and if they don't, they're going to make them.
6 months ago
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>They sincerely wouldn't give a shit about how loud your engine
They would because it's an immediate reaction. You're not telling them it's loud, they hear it.
6 months ago
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>They would because it's an immediate reaction. You're not telling them it's loud, they hear it.
And I can tell you right now that women have the same impressions about guys with loud cars as they do with guys with big trucks (small ween)
6 months ago
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I can tell you with certainty that's not the case.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Cope
>Car enthusiasts just think everyone shares their opinions on Teslas being homosexual, and if they don't, they're going to make them.
Where did anyone try to make you believe anything? We don't think Teslas are an enthusiasts car (personally I don't think anything without a stick shift is a car enthusiasts car), and women only care about prestige brands, which Tesla is not at this point. That's it. You can feel whatever you want about your gay car.
>You can feel whatever you want about your gay car. >if you don't seethe Teslas it's because you own one!
>personally I don't think anything without a stick shift is a car enthusiasts car
Tell me about how a Supra or a Civic "with a laptop" could gap any hypercar, you walking stereotype
6 months ago
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You sound mad. And gay.
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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>a tuned e34 passes a Veyron in a straight line
You dorks rag on Tesla gays for bragging about the exact same thing lol. You're just another side of the same fanboy coin
6 months ago
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The e34 isn't a 5300lb battery boat and can turn
6 months ago
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I rag on Tesla gays because all they do is swipe their credit cards and run their mouths when people like the one that built their cars like the e34 have spent time and dedication to getting where they're at. I make fun of Tesla gays for the same reason I make fun of the guys that buy the Bugatti.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>>if you don't seethe Teslas it's because you own one!
you may not own one, but you are really, really acting like you own one >Tell me about how a Supra or a Civic "with a laptop" could gap any hypercar, you walking stereotype
why? I like cars. I've driven a lot of them, and I'm realistic about them. Yours is just gay, not slow.
6 months ago
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>you may not own one, but you are really, really acting like you own one
You would've loved the console wars 15 years ago >why? I like cars
Just saying you have trite, basic b***h opinions, so you don't really have anything of value to share
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Just saying you have trite, basic b***h opinions
really funny coming from someone fending off 12 reasons the car is gay with "but it str8 line fast tho"
6 months ago
Anonymous
You must be getting mad about things you've read outside of this thread
6 months ago
Anonymous
why would I be angry? you're arguing with 3 different people about your gay car and keep using heated language, which is funny
6 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for proving my point
6 months ago
Anonymous
Women have came just from the vibration effect of loud cars. The reason dudes like loud cars is specifically because women like loud cars. Only legit gays & old dudes who ain't getting pussy like quiet cars. It's just unnecessary noise that can largely be eliminated
6 months ago
Anonymous
drawing unnecessary attention to yourself in any way is peak cringe.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Only women and gays need to draw attention to themselves with loud noises. Maybe you should get a Harley so you can dress up in leather with your gay buddies
6 months ago
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>Maybe you should get a Harley so you can dress up in leather with your gay buddies
LOL!!!!
6 months ago
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I have a loud car and I don't make it loud for women.
6 months ago
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>Car enthusiasts just think everyone shares their opinions on Teslas being homosexual, and if they don't, they're going to make them.
Where did anyone try to make you believe anything? We don't think Teslas are an enthusiasts car (personally I don't think anything without a stick shift is a car enthusiasts car), and women only care about prestige brands, which Tesla is not at this point. That's it. You can feel whatever you want about your gay car.
6 months ago
Anonymous
That's what I'm saying though, the Tesla doesn't LOOK expensive. A Porsche Cayman looks more expensive than the Tesla and those start at 70k, not 100k.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>the Tesla doesn't LOOK expensive
That's entirely subjective. You could rebadge a G wagon with a Honda logo and fool tons of people who don't know anything about cars.
6 months ago
Anonymous
So, what? You were mad with rage because people don't respect your lover's car? Pay attention.
6 months ago
Anonymous
How am I mad? What are you even talking about lol
6 months ago
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>What are you even talking about
Exactly
6 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not sure you even understand my point. You're just absolutely assblasted by Teslas for some reason. Touch grass and take a break from your culture war crusading
6 months ago
Anonymous
You point is that you love Tesla more than you love your wife and the proceeded to move goal posts and take things out of context.
This guy put it best
My point is that if you're a car enthusiast you wouldn't buy a Tesla for a whole host of reasons and if you're not a car enthusiast and you just want to get laid you won't be getting a Tesla because women won't care about how fast it goes. Teslas are for the enjoyment of the person driving it, they're not status symbols and they're not enthusiast machines.
6 months ago
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>You point is that you love Tesla more than you love your wife
Source? Raving schizo.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Completely different.
You're going to have a different ceiling of ho with a luxury sedan vs a colorful sports car.
Depending on what you're looking for, choose the car wisely because just "hey its expensive" logic will just get you overpriced prostitutes.
the boomer in the challenger is going to have way more fun with the hemi than the living s0ijack in his rolling testosterone repellent
6 months ago
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he can actually fix his shit too, and it won't get bricked by a forced update
6 months ago
Anonymous
>wake up >try to start tesla but it keeps trying to download the latest twitter(X) update >didn't pay your cuck subscription to elon musk >car wont move without a premium X subscription >elon musk pops on the dashboard tablet to tell you your social credit score is too low to buy a subscription >car bursts into flames while its charging >die
the future looks great
6 months ago
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a newer hemi is literally every bit as connected and pozzed as a Tesla. an update can brick it too and a boomer won't be able to "fix" a bricked ecu lol
6 months ago
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fuel injection was a mistake
6 months ago
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Not championing the tesla I would have a chally wally too, given the choice between them, but it still wins.
With dragster engines making 11,000 horsepower it's a marvel they're able to run at all. >0 to 200 MPH in 2.2 seconds (the first 350 feet of the run)
An EV could never.
>NASA scientists build those engines.
The engines are held onto the car by hose clamps and zip ties, you think any scientist had a hand in that? All the parts for a Top Fuel car can be bought off the shelf. The chassis is just welded tubes and fiberglass.
>makes homosexual cars for ivory tower college educated s()yberals >angers them with his billionare anctics >now has to cater to gearhards republicans that hate him and his homosexual disposable toy cars
lmao
>there's no way we're gonna beat these shitposters straight up >that dickysseur has at least 425 GB of cheese pizza >and that ban evader can restart his router in 5 seconds flat
You almost rustled ME? You never rustled me. You never rustled your own jimmies. Animeposting. Not meme-arrowing like you should. You're lucky those 15 proxies you're behind wont leak your logs to the feds. Almost rustled me?
Anyone got some recommendations for some street racing kino like the first couple of movies? Cheap modified cars instead of exotic 6 figure toys and no huge end of the world/biggest drug dealer in the world plots.
no point spending all of that real estate for automobiles when you can build military equipment instead. they're bigger now than they were as a semi-household name for cars.
I know. Weird thing is, back in the day I used to think they were bigger than they really were, like I thought they were one of the big japanese brands and Toyota was the smaller one. Still sad to see what Mitsubishi became.
Mitsubishi is a Zaibatsu, if you have some hours to spare, try to go down the rabbit hole.
They create their own chips which they then use in their own electronics which they then use in their own appliances, all under the roof of Mitsubishi Electrics. Those are then used to build cars by Mitsubishi Motors. Everything is manufactured in buildings built by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries, which is financed by the Mitsubishi Bank of Japan which assets are traded by the Mitsubishi Corporation. They built their own ships, had their own docks, and this whole conglomerate is controlled by the Mitsubishi Group.
They're gigantic.
They existed before. That's why they made a movie about it you esl moron. It just didn't exist in your country because you gays can't even afford cars lmao
Octane is the measure of the propensity for the fuel to self-ignite. In higher performance cars you need to use high octane fuel because if not the fuel ignites by itself instead of igniting when the car wants it to, and that causes catastrophic engine damage.
That would be the 2nd film, the ability to to talk to Blacks without calling them Black person was passed on to us. It was the Rush Hour/Romeo Must Die/Cradle 2 The Grave for White men.
Funny story. When I was little I went to see this with my dad and when we came out of the theater a bunch of ppl were revving their engines and doing burnouts and shit, and this one guy crashed into a Little Caesars.
>No BMWs during the campaign because BMW were(still are?) anal about modifications >By the time you get it back, it feels like a unresponsive brick >Canonically gets totaled hours after you get it back
If we are talking Ricer NFS, I have to give it to the intro Eclipse
Teslas are igay tier cuckboxes >cameras everywhere including facing inward >locked-down hardware and software you need to swipe your credit card to fix >soulless design with center panel that's basically an iPad (other cars are guilty of this too) >eschews all other EV standards to do things in its own awkward way
I miss Paul.
The tree didn't
Me too. I hope he "shows up" in 11 to save the day
the late 20s reboot featuring zoomer scooters and public transportation
>Don't do it Jesse. I bet he's got a hundred dollars on that bus pass.
Fast 2030 - 2 walkable
Fast 15 - minute city
jej
Fast Bugs 2 Foodious
Suck My CO2 Fast & Furiously
Charged in 60 Minutes
Self-driver
RideShare or Die Trying
Scootit
racing cars is problematic. think of the environment
>i MUST be a crotchety old man at the age of 32
>its society's fault!
>"Yes."
>t. rides a zoomer scooter
>I live my life a bus stop at a time
Im a jaded 30 year old and this shit is too facebook boomercore even for me
you stole this off my grandma's page you fraud
Its kinda funny how everyone thought that eclipse was the coolest when it came out but now everybody thinks its cringe and the supra is the real star of the movies.
Needed more RX7 famalam
Canonically speaking, it's still sitting in that parking garage.
cops would have found and impounded. Then later disrespected an entire family in an unrelated matter.
no, it can be seen in the familia house near the end and during the race wars. canonically its already sold by Mia in fast 4. I wish it makes a return in fast XI. would be kino seeing dom dies inside the car he first seen in instead of the charger. Heck I will take his muttoid son riding it in the epilogue.
why does he have a black son? did he frick a negress offscreen somewhere?
He wanked off into the gutter and the flies took care of the rest.
Worse, a Brazilian. The recessive macaco genes have taken hold.
wtf? i know vin is like a quadroon, but that woman looks pretty huwite to me, it makes absolutely 0 sense for this kid to be a Black person, but i guess expecting logical consistency from fast and furious is my bad
thats the thing, it came from the blonde white woman dom fricked in fast 6, hollywood basically just calls italians Black person by that one.
what even more absurd is that the kid used to be white with blue eyes in fast 9
They just left him in the sun for too long.
revitiligo
He's mystery meat since F8 onwards.
>White as an infant (F8).
>Somewhat brown as a toddler (F9).
>Borderline niglet as a boy (F10).
Funny how the Supra is now as expensive or more expensive than the Ferrari
>more than you can afford pal, <generic 3 year old sedan coming off lease>
Eclipse looked and sounded the best. I don't care if it's got a cuck engine.
If it had the Mitsubishi 4G63 instead of the Chrysler 420A it would have easily beaten all the other cars without nitrous
can't you tune supra engines to like double that?
Yeah you can but I'm talking about the initial race. And even then we're talking about technology back in the 2000s, you were an absolute madman if you got like 600 horsepower out of a 2JZ, nowadays 600 horsepower is nothing to a lot of people.
evo schizos have tuned it to 1400hp. I was always surprised the gs turbo and gsx eclipses weren't more popular for the motor alone
The GSX is actually an AWD but most people think it's a FWD. The Eclipse should have more respect than what it has.
what? the eclipse got destroyed 10 mins into the movie while the supra being the true superstar of the movie, even more than the charger. that specific supra is the reason supras cost >150K + tips.
The Eclipse was supposed to be the true star of the movie, but the Supra had a targa top and that was useful in the action scene in the end, so they went with the Supra.
It was originally going to be a Neon too
the Neon was what Dodge offered as paid for hero car in 2F2F. instead they went with the Evo VII.
Cuz AT LEAST THE BUSTA KEPT HIM OUTTA HANDCUFFS
The Eclipse had some serious money in it and still couldn't beat the RX7 despite all the NOS and it was literally falling apart during the race. We never saw a single Eclipse in franchise again.
It was more a gear ratio issue than an actual engine issue. It topped out and the engine was screaming already, you could have emptied 3 more bottles of NOS and it wouldn't have made a difference, it was already at the max speed it could have possibly gone.
It was a 10 second car which means the RX7 is a 9 second car?
Toretto never rebuilt the Eclipse.
the real world car was refashioned and then used in 2F2F. in universe canon can suck a nut at this point.
From what I can assume, the Eclipse had shorter gears because it topped out at 140 miles an hour on the highest gear, no amount of nitrous would remedy that. So the Eclipse is built for acceleration but not top speed whereas the RX7 might have had taller gears and is built for top speed rather than acceleration, which is why it was able to overtake the Eclipse when it topped out. So no, technically the Eclipse is theoretically faster because it'd have a 10.XX 1/4 mile time but the RX7 has a higher top speed so its 1/4 time might also be 10.XX or 11.XX, but it can go faster on a longer stretch of road.
Maybe the RX7 had a 6th gear because it dominated from the beginning.
Maybe, those RX7s came with 5 speeds but he could have modified it. It's easier to just change the differential ratio though, so I don't know. Point is the Eclipse physically could not have gone faster if it tried, it was a transmission issue that Brian was either too stupid or too wienery to solve for.
they reused a couple in 2F2F during the scramble at the end. after that any car in the movies was either classic or rare with the exception of the Fierro
It's just a movie, man... they aren't 100% accurate.
>never saw a single Eclipse in the franchise again
roman's main car in 2f2f is an eclipse?
blud there was an Eclipse in the very next movie. Much gayer than Brian's but still.
I didn't remember the Spyder looking this zesty.
Way cooler looking, honestly.
the suspension a little bit too high for that styling.
H8TR
I only liked Tokyo Drift.
Man, you should be going to MIT or something
underrated post
the first three movies were pretty good but after that it was moronic
I'm not into these movies, but I watched Tokyo Drift and thought, "That was more entertaining than it deserved to be."
>fast and furious: japan
>:O
It has the perfect blend of taking it's self seriously and not seriously...also drifting is an actual sports racing technique and was aesthetic to watch as opposed to wow car goes fast.
I always lol at how flat the jap guy's face is. it's like he got hit with an iron
You never had me. You never had your car.
EVs will bring back cool car culture!
>brake pedaling, not regenerating like you should
https://youtube.com/shorts/z2ORSfE5KTY
Does Skyline have the highest power level?
no, Supra does
Charger and it's not even a question. In every single movie Dom's charger is THE car
For burgers maybe. Old boomermobile doesn't even fit into the movie.
In real life? The Supra is unbeatable. But only in drag racing, Skyline is a track king.
Yes. The R32 was unbeatable on a race track.
of all the cars released between 1997 and 2004, the Chrysler 300 is the highest power per weight and most likely to win in a quarter mile. Supra might edge it out in a best of three.
Look at the sun tint coloring.. the tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my god, it's not even digital.
Why do morons love cars so much?
tiny penis and brain want make noise go fast
Why do low test step father raisad soiboys hate cars and sports so much?
They get in the way of walkable densities and mixed use trains.
Lol why do beta-b***h boys on their moroncycles seethe so much at cars?
>t. Fat frick that goes out of breath if he walks more than 5 meters
what's the in freedoms?
around 1 rock throw away
Cars are cool, but Fast & Furious is too ghetto rich.
>underglow
>lowrider
>rims
There are no lowriders but yes noone even likes underglow and chrome rims anymore.
It was a different time
now ricers.put those dumb japanese ribbon charms on their bumpers
I would take the underglow and trunk tweeters back if it meant we could get rid of hentai stickers on cars forever
youre just mad its socially acceptable to like anime now despite you getting ostrich-sized for it as a kid.
That's a thing?
Yup
Underglow can look good, but if a car has subwoofers built into the trunk it's dated as frick. Chrome then was like carbon fiber now - both look like shit.
Carbon fiber is not for looks tho
Vroom vroom low t homosexual
Women aren't allowed to post on Cinemaphile
why do men with low testosterone hate traditionally masculine things
You are the moron hete, mate
I started loving cars when I had to, while doing my degree in applied mathematics, design certain systems for a hypothetical vehicle as part of an assignment. There's a lot of engineering, expertise and history that goes into the design of a high performance vehicle. Can't you admire that?
Power, precession, engineering, fire/explosives, control, trill seeking, aesthetics, history, competition, prestige, individuality, customization, experimentation
Everything you need to know about being a man, you can learn in a garage
Becuase Black folk could be here.
>Negative Testosterone: The Post
cars like sports are a social activity I'm sorry you have no friends
boop
>Watch top gear
>they review a car
>they say it's bad because it didn't make any loud noises even though everything else was good
james may is meek like you, he also doesnt into loud
filtered
I hate loud cars, in most cases there's a noisy b***h inside it
what a homosexual
>the manufacturer has something brilliant here: they inject petrol into the exhaust just because it make the car sound good. I like that.
You have to read this in Clarksons voice.
Warning!!!
Danger to Manifold!
SHUT UP
/shitbox/ report in
i am currently having a sub 100k mile volvo 850 estate wagon undergo a mechanical restoration while having peeling clearcoat
I thought they were a common thing for sleeper cars.
04 lexus es330 here. 147k miles
I got a V6 Chevy Express 1500 with a fricked up cargo door, leaking hydroboost, & something wrong with my oil pressure
how would this scene look like today?
even fewer white girls
>racewars
God damn it.
They would keep the race wars but everyone would be black, and Idris Elba would be cast as Don
>a shitty jetta vs an s2000
It was a different time
take me back
If Dom cared so much about family, why'd he ditch all his boys from the first flick?
creates a generation of homosexuals with shit box Hondas driving like morons
>makes a faster drag car than any of you have ever seen
*blocks your path*
That's a specially built drag car. A tesla s plaid will blow away anything you will meet on the road, except a bugatti or something similar. Elon just made the new generation of muscle cars. You can show off by putting your foot down for a few seconds on the street but otherwise the performance is mid. No one is really taking their car on a track.
>putting your foot down for a few seconds
and then you will be waiting in the charging line for hours like all the other ev cucks
It's for showing off and looking cool, nothing more. Elon recognises the reason most people own performance cars and caters to that. The guy in a challenger doesn't take it to the track any more often than the guy in the plaid does, but plaid guy wins drag racing between traffic lights, which is all they actually care about.
People that own legitimate performace cars are in it for more than just the acceleration, the Plaid is just so EV homosexuals can go "haha I beat u" for once in their sad lives.
Again, that's what something like 90% of the high end car market cares about to the exclusion of everything else, as a subsidiary component of image.
Boosting it at the lights is all most people will ever do with these cars. Looking cool for girls and other morons is what the average consumer wants. You would look like a nerd loser if you brought up handling, top end performance, aerodynamics, track times, or anything else that proper enthusiasts care about, because these cars are built for rappers and people trying to behave like them. Everything but 3-7 seconds of flooring it on a public street is cope to them as far as performance is concerned.
>Looking cool for girls and other morons is what the average consumer wants
A Plaid certainly does not fulfill this metric. You can only pull girls with cars that look incredibly expensive and the Tesla certainly doesn't. I'm just saying if you buy the Plaid because you wanna go fast that's fine but saying they're a status symbol is only true if you want to show off to people that don't even like cars to begin with.
NTA but if you think chicks don't like Teslas you're a tad out of touch. They'd rather ride in a new Tesla than a shitbox Miata or Celica
Keep dreaming.
Interesting how you have to compare the 100k+ dollar car to the shitbox Corolla, you don't think a woman would choose a Porsche or a BMW over a Tesla?
>you don't think a woman would choose a Porsche or a BMW over a Tesla?
Thats my point. It doesn't matter if your car is electric or ICE, women are just attracted to what they perceive as luxury brands
Woman's opinions are irrelevant. There's no difference between a Tesla and an iPhone or Galaxy S. Who in their right mind would spend 100k on a disposable car?
>Woman's opinions are irrelevant
Sure, but if you want pussy you gotta play the game
A Porsche, Benz or BMW are better game and a Ferrari is checkmate.
I agree. I'm only contesting the idea that a 100k car wouldn't help you get pussy just because it's an EV
Elon Musk is a cuck tho and he owns Tesla. What does that tell you?
It wouldn't, a Benz or BMW at half the price will snag you more pussy than some 100 grand Tesla.
I don't think that's true, but I get you tards just have to endlessly seethe about EVs
>I don't think that's true
You must be joking. Or you really love Musk.
Like I said, you're just out of touch. I personally wouldn't ever own one, but the homie with the Tesla is gonna get more ass than the dude with the tuned e36, all else being equal
Speaking of out of touch... you really think a 50k BMW means a e36 from the 90s?
No, when did I say that? I was referring to a car thats often fetishized by zoomer/millennial "car enthusiasts"
I really doubt car enthusiasts pick their cars depending on what they think will get them laid.
Okay but that's not relevant to my point
My point is that if you're a car enthusiast you wouldn't buy a Tesla for a whole host of reasons and if you're not a car enthusiast and you just want to get laid you won't be getting a Tesla because women won't care about how fast it goes. Teslas are for the enjoyment of the person driving it, they're not status symbols and they're not enthusiast machines.
>Tesla because women won't care about how fast it goes
And my original point is that they don't care either. They don't even care that it's not an ICE. Most just like expensive things you can use to signal your status.
>they're not status symbols
They are just as much as any other 100k car
>they're not enthusiast machines
Agreed
Chicks don't know it's an expensive car on par with that other guy's newest BMW, is the point. All they see is an ugly car that they assume isn't all that expensive either. You going "akshuallyyy it'sincredible fast and over 100 thousand dollars!" is only gonna dry their pussy even more
>All they see is an ugly car that they assume isn't all that expensive either
That's a Tesla right there.
>Chicks don't know it's an expensive car on par with that other guy's newest BMW
That's fair, given that BMW and Benz have decades of prestige as luxury car builders, but a Tesla still isn't exactly a Kia or Hyundai, and has a reputation for being a pricey vehicle.
>You going "akshuallyyy it'sincredible fast and over 100 thousand dollars!" is only gonna dry their pussy even more
They would react the same way to someone saying that about their Hellcat Redeye. They sincerely wouldn't give a shit about how loud your engine is or how many liters of displacement it is. Car enthusiasts just think everyone shares their opinions on Teslas being homosexual, and if they don't, they're going to make them.
>They sincerely wouldn't give a shit about how loud your engine
They would because it's an immediate reaction. You're not telling them it's loud, they hear it.
>They would because it's an immediate reaction. You're not telling them it's loud, they hear it.
And I can tell you right now that women have the same impressions about guys with loud cars as they do with guys with big trucks (small ween)
I can tell you with certainty that's not the case.
Cope
>You can feel whatever you want about your gay car.
>if you don't seethe Teslas it's because you own one!
>personally I don't think anything without a stick shift is a car enthusiasts car
Tell me about how a Supra or a Civic "with a laptop" could gap any hypercar, you walking stereotype
You sound mad. And gay.
>a tuned e34 passes a Veyron in a straight line
You dorks rag on Tesla gays for bragging about the exact same thing lol. You're just another side of the same fanboy coin
The e34 isn't a 5300lb battery boat and can turn
I rag on Tesla gays because all they do is swipe their credit cards and run their mouths when people like the one that built their cars like the e34 have spent time and dedication to getting where they're at. I make fun of Tesla gays for the same reason I make fun of the guys that buy the Bugatti.
>>if you don't seethe Teslas it's because you own one!
you may not own one, but you are really, really acting like you own one
>Tell me about how a Supra or a Civic "with a laptop" could gap any hypercar, you walking stereotype
why? I like cars. I've driven a lot of them, and I'm realistic about them. Yours is just gay, not slow.
>you may not own one, but you are really, really acting like you own one
You would've loved the console wars 15 years ago
>why? I like cars
Just saying you have trite, basic b***h opinions, so you don't really have anything of value to share
>Just saying you have trite, basic b***h opinions
really funny coming from someone fending off 12 reasons the car is gay with "but it str8 line fast tho"
You must be getting mad about things you've read outside of this thread
why would I be angry? you're arguing with 3 different people about your gay car and keep using heated language, which is funny
Thanks for proving my point
Women have came just from the vibration effect of loud cars. The reason dudes like loud cars is specifically because women like loud cars. Only legit gays & old dudes who ain't getting pussy like quiet cars. It's just unnecessary noise that can largely be eliminated
drawing unnecessary attention to yourself in any way is peak cringe.
Only women and gays need to draw attention to themselves with loud noises. Maybe you should get a Harley so you can dress up in leather with your gay buddies
>Maybe you should get a Harley so you can dress up in leather with your gay buddies
LOL!!!!
I have a loud car and I don't make it loud for women.
>Car enthusiasts just think everyone shares their opinions on Teslas being homosexual, and if they don't, they're going to make them.
Where did anyone try to make you believe anything? We don't think Teslas are an enthusiasts car (personally I don't think anything without a stick shift is a car enthusiasts car), and women only care about prestige brands, which Tesla is not at this point. That's it. You can feel whatever you want about your gay car.
That's what I'm saying though, the Tesla doesn't LOOK expensive. A Porsche Cayman looks more expensive than the Tesla and those start at 70k, not 100k.
>the Tesla doesn't LOOK expensive
That's entirely subjective. You could rebadge a G wagon with a Honda logo and fool tons of people who don't know anything about cars.
So, what? You were mad with rage because people don't respect your lover's car? Pay attention.
How am I mad? What are you even talking about lol
>What are you even talking about
Exactly
I'm not sure you even understand my point. You're just absolutely assblasted by Teslas for some reason. Touch grass and take a break from your culture war crusading
You point is that you love Tesla more than you love your wife and the proceeded to move goal posts and take things out of context.
This guy put it best
>You point is that you love Tesla more than you love your wife
Source? Raving schizo.
Completely different.
You're going to have a different ceiling of ho with a luxury sedan vs a colorful sports car.
Depending on what you're looking for, choose the car wisely because just "hey its expensive" logic will just get you overpriced prostitutes.
the boomer in the challenger is going to have way more fun with the hemi than the living s0ijack in his rolling testosterone repellent
he can actually fix his shit too, and it won't get bricked by a forced update
>wake up
>try to start tesla but it keeps trying to download the latest twitter(X) update
>didn't pay your cuck subscription to elon musk
>car wont move without a premium X subscription
>elon musk pops on the dashboard tablet to tell you your social credit score is too low to buy a subscription
>car bursts into flames while its charging
>die
the future looks great
a newer hemi is literally every bit as connected and pozzed as a Tesla. an update can brick it too and a boomer won't be able to "fix" a bricked ecu lol
fuel injection was a mistake
Not championing the tesla I would have a chally wally too, given the choice between them, but it still wins.
>putting your foot down for a few seconds
The plot of every F&F movie
>blow away
Interesting choice of words.
It's an anglicism which means to defeat easily. Maybe I should have said btfo which is the same expression but more vulgar and American.
Yeah I was just referring to the fact that Teslas are known to spontaneously blow up.
the Lucid Sapphire and Remac Nivera are faster
>cars you have to google are faster
Point stands
*needs to have its engine rebuilt after one race*
With dragster engines making 11,000 horsepower it's a marvel they're able to run at all.
>0 to 200 MPH in 2.2 seconds (the first 350 feet of the run)
An EV could never.
NASA scientists build those engines.
F&F is about stuff that you can drive on the road.
>NASA scientists build those engines.
The engines are held onto the car by hose clamps and zip ties, you think any scientist had a hand in that? All the parts for a Top Fuel car can be bought off the shelf. The chassis is just welded tubes and fiberglass.
Roman & Tej went drove in space
>still a buster
>breaks down after half a lap at any race track
>nothing personnel, gay
>makes homosexual cars for ivory tower college educated s()yberals
>angers them with his billionare anctics
>now has to cater to gearhards republicans that hate him and his homosexual disposable toy cars
lmao
NOOOOOO
MONICAAAA
>there's no way we're gonna beat these shitposters straight up
>that dickysseur has at least 425 GB of cheese pizza
>and that ban evader can restart his router in 5 seconds flat
>I'm thinkin' of saving the sneed for the bump limit
lmao
You almost rustled ME? You never rustled me. You never rustled your own jimmies. Animeposting. Not meme-arrowing like you should. You're lucky those 15 proxies you're behind wont leak your logs to the feds. Almost rustled me?
Now me and the 31337h4x0r are gonna have to run through the datalogs, parse out some IPs and their proxies, and recover the thread you fried.
I like sukis pink car more
Anyone got some recommendations for some street racing kino like the first couple of movies? Cheap modified cars instead of exotic 6 figure toys and no huge end of the world/biggest drug dealer in the world plots.
The Initial D live action. It almost rivals, if not surpassed, Tokyo Drift.
I don't like the Corolla, ugly ass car. Don't wanna see it beat better and cooler cars in some cuckoo's fantasy.
Man shut the frick up
Certainly not on the track.
What? I just don't like it. The one in Initial D in particular is very ugly.
How Redbull has so much money?
Mitsubishi used to make such cool cars... too bad they went out of business.
no point spending all of that real estate for automobiles when you can build military equipment instead. they're bigger now than they were as a semi-household name for cars.
I know. Weird thing is, back in the day I used to think they were bigger than they really were, like I thought they were one of the big japanese brands and Toyota was the smaller one. Still sad to see what Mitsubishi became.
Mitsubishi is a Zaibatsu, if you have some hours to spare, try to go down the rabbit hole.
They create their own chips which they then use in their own electronics which they then use in their own appliances, all under the roof of Mitsubishi Electrics. Those are then used to build cars by Mitsubishi Motors. Everything is manufactured in buildings built by Mitsubishi Heavy Industries, which is financed by the Mitsubishi Bank of Japan which assets are traded by the Mitsubishi Corporation. They built their own ships, had their own docks, and this whole conglomerate is controlled by the Mitsubishi Group.
They're gigantic.
Can you make what it says?
H_ _SK_ TH _E
is what i feel okay about.
Irresistable
Lucas Films
Burn Local
They existed before. That's why they made a movie about it you esl moron. It just didn't exist in your country because you gays can't even afford cars lmao
What's up with Brain and his hate for Ferrari?
Spitting on the face of richgays
More than he could afford pal
FEH-RARRI
Still waiting on a Fast and Furious/Smokey and the Bandit style movie where Dom has to smuggle a truckload of Corona to his family bbq
creates generations of influencers
NFS/F&F crossover when? Replace Gadot with Poots.
What's an Octane?
Octane is the measure of the propensity for the fuel to self-ignite. In higher performance cars you need to use high octane fuel because if not the fuel ignites by itself instead of igniting when the car wants it to, and that causes catastrophic engine damage.
thanks bruh, learn something new everyday!
something you could easily have googled yourself
What's a google?
It's some chemistry thing, 8 Carbons.
One more than Septane
Oh, you
This film represents a high water mark for US race relations.
That would be the 2nd film, the ability to to talk to Blacks without calling them Black person was passed on to us. It was the Rush Hour/Romeo Must Die/Cradle 2 The Grave for White men.
For me, it's the orange Supra and the Monte Carlo at the beginig of Tokio drift.
>YO! It's the early 2000's you can go to any fast food joint and get a reasonably priced meal, homosexual.
19 dollars for a combo meal (singular) at McDs
tell that to someone in 2000 and they'd have you put in an insane asylum
Funny story. When I was little I went to see this with my dad and when we came out of the theater a bunch of ppl were revving their engines and doing burnouts and shit, and this one guy crashed into a Little Caesars.
Tesla is the death of motorsport. Can a Tesla drift?
galle 😀
>Can a Tesla drift?
Can you?
But I am not a car
Coolest looking car, followed by the Supra.
The series never got better looking cars, although the second movie still had some decent ones.
The mid engine charger is beautiful.
Also a few of Roman's are sexy as hell
Paul should've Walked
I just bought a car because public transport
*crashes the thread*
>the 35 year old boomer who never grew out of this shit and need for speed and drives around in a loud plastic car
lmao
this is unironically now the coolest car in the series
All cars today are plastic.
This BMW is made even more famous via NFSMW
>No BMWs during the campaign because BMW were(still are?) anal about modifications
>By the time you get it back, it feels like a unresponsive brick
>Canonically gets totaled hours after you get it back
If we are talking Ricer NFS, I have to give it to the intro Eclipse
What a way to start a new era for the franchise
>nurburgring times
>Tesla S Plaid: 7:35.5
>A Fricking Cayenne Turbo SUV: 7:33.9
I just love Motorsports thanks to The Fast and The Furious franchise.
gimi
Teslas are igay tier cuckboxes
>cameras everywhere including facing inward
>locked-down hardware and software you need to swipe your credit card to fix
>soulless design with center panel that's basically an iPad (other cars are guilty of this too)
>eschews all other EV standards to do things in its own awkward way
A Toretto would never drive a Tesla. And that's all you need to know on that decision
Not even Letty or Mia would drive a Tesla and they are wahmin
luv me clutch
luv me turbo
'ate single pedals
'ate lithium batteries (not environmentalist just don't like 'em)
simple as
Aunt Diane?
>You're gettin your turbo spooled, kid.
Peak ricer game
pretty wild to think when this movie came out a 10 second car was fast, now street cars are getting into the 6 second bracket
6 second is insane and only a few are capable of doing it. 8.5-9 is the usual.
OUT OF MY FRICKING WAY, gas cuck!!!
Did Elon really wake up one day and say to himself, "I want to make the ugliest piece of shit ever"
>dumps 100k in the engine of an s2000 (lmao)
>still needs NOS to beat a jetta
He's even got fricking snowflake decals.
TOO SOON JUNIOR
What are those decals? I always thought they were like hippie flowers because he was gay with Lance.
>You might want to keep your eyes on the thread, playboy
>What, you think I'm getting banned?
>I haven't decided yet...
Whoever it was driving the Carerra GT did the stare and drive on Paul confirmed
>He posted another RIG thread, didn't he? He got that from me
Afro pick
is the dodgers parking just free to drive around in?