I’ve done that and it’s great because you remember way more of your dreams once you start doing that. Drawback is when you wake up after your first sleep cycle and write down your dreams it makes it harder to fall back asleep
Last night I dreamed that my apartment was falling apart, like the walls crumbled, the sink rusted through, etc. My pet ferret escaped through the holes in the walls & I wouldn't have enough money to find a new place for my kids & we were gonna have to live in a shithole exposed to the winter cold
I had a talking ferret in my dream last night, he kept getting lost in the governor's mansion. He said his name was "Call" or "Cole". Then a bunch of mexicans came and had a barbecue on the front lawn of the governor's mansion
Last night I dreamed that an old crush was dating an old friend, so I went to her house and pushed her down the stairs. For some reason, they gave me a pass on that and I was walking down the stairs with her and my old friend later and they were like yeah we’re glad that whole business in the past and then I pushed both of them down the stairs and they died
>dream about someone >wake up >realize it's a dream >cry
frick you dream
Few weeks ago I had a sex dream where I came and everything, but somehow didn't cum irl
I have great dreams but my brain is too smart as soon as something happens in my dream that’s not possible in real life the whole dream fades away
Like last night I was in the back porch of some house with a girl and she was snuggled against me and as soon as I started getting hands on and feeling her breasts my brain said “nope this is a dream” and I woke up
Frick this shit
you can by starting to write down a dreamjournal but its a 2way street , at first you will remember the dreams better , instantly jolt down whatever you know.
itll get better and more precise over months but thats when the sleep paralysis starts because the shadowpeople dont like you being lucid in their dimension.
Last night I dreamed that an old crush was dating an old friend, so I went to her house and pushed her down the stairs. For some reason, they gave me a pass on that and I was walking down the stairs with her and my old friend later and they were like yeah we’re glad that whole business in the past and then I pushed both of them down the stairs and they died
Imagine this but it’s with the YouTuber you’re in love with. It feels so real that the minute you wake up and everything’s the same, you feel this intense pining all day over what you know damn well you can never have.
I only dream about utterly incomprehensible stuff like walking around a stranger's house and being approached by a colleague I worked with 5 years ago who serves me on a fist-sized (already chewed) chewing gum on a platter, when I turn around I'm in a different room and someone I went to elementary school with is leaning over a laundry basked and vomiting water into it
I've thought of investigating on how to have lucid dreams but I'm scared of something going wrong and ending up with night terrors or schizo dreams. Currently I don't remember any of my dreams and I think that might be better.
Maladaptive daydreaming is kind of like taking drugs. The high is beautiful, it’s everything you personally want, but the comedown and withdrawals are absolutely hellish. I really don’t recommend it.
I had a dream that rotting raccoons and fisher cats were biting into me and tearing my flesh and the more I struggled to get them off the more they would attack me
>dream that a madman wants me dead and pins me down with a gun to my head >initially feel fear but then become become confident in the face of death >alright this is it, i'm ready for you death >he sticks the gun between my eyes and i close them >a loud bang goes off and my eyes and brain feel like they're being sucked into a black hole at the point where the bullet meets the skull, entering the void >immediately open my eyes and wake up
I had a dream that Neil Degrasse Tyson was in my kitchen, telling a group of people that his favorite episode of Star Trek was the one where Geordie gets stranded on that planet with a vulcan. I agreed it was a good episode, and we shook on it.
>dreamt last night that I found a rosemary twig and a daffodil in a jar by a river, close to my house >brought them home and planted them and they went from dry and dying to green in a couple of seconds >some time passed and when I checked on them they had turned into octopus babies growing in the dirt >one hatched and I brought it home, dad decided we should clean it in the washing maching, turned up the heat halfway through and almost killed it >just saved it in time and it came out black as though it had been burned in a fire but recovered immediately >my mother said we had to get rid of it but it would need to be attached to the side of a ferry so it wouldnt get washed away in the sea >was having a crisis about not wanting to abandon my new pet and getting time off work to travel to a harbour looking for docked ferries
Woke up out of breath and panicking, thanks brain for the kino
I was so relived i didnt have to follow through in the end, it was like needing to get rid of a stray puppy and it felt terrible knowing it was for the best
Love recollecting dreams, not for a second was there ever consideration as to why it was an octopus, why it could breath air, everyrthing is taken at face value in ways you have to consciously overlook in reality
>dream about going back to a place you haven't been to for years >be convinced that after all the times you've dreamt about going, this time you're actually doing it >wake up
for some reason it's never interesting to hear people describe their dreams. I don't know what it is, but is always boring. Your dreams are only interesting to you alone.
I've never understood that most people don't remember their dreams at all. They must be NPCs. I remember most dreams I've ever had and I could fill up encyclopaedias with them.
>trying to go to sleep >brain starts generating awesome kino like "worst of high school cringe moments vol. 20" and "missed opportunities - you wont believe this dumbass! 2023 edition"
>Have dream about school work being due >That relief when you wake up remebering you haven't been in school for 10 years
Name a more satisfying feeling
For some reason, lately I've been having a lot of dreams where I'm walking through my old university in between classes and chatting up with people I used to know, and then classes start and they all go to their classrooms except for me, who end up wandering through the halls feeling guilty of "yet again" missing class but promising myself that I'll finally go and catch up with class "in my next dream". I graduated in 2017 and I don't know why I've been having these fricking dreams so often lately.
Frick I have one of these every week. Some form of >get to class and forgetting you had homework do >remembering you had homework right before class starts >Have to present an essay or project and not knowing what to say
Hope I’m never back in school again
i stopped having school dreams and now theyre mostly work dreams... usually getting a new task or place to go and getting lost/confused but unable to ask for help
this shit sucks, i miss being a kid and dreaming about random fantastical stuff
I dislike those dreams because when I wake up I'm always confused for a few seconds and wondering if I really did forget something important in real life
Anyone ever have dreams about dying? Not like suicide or killing yourself but like passing away into the afterlife?
For me I’ve dreamed about it, dying to me feels like a deep sleep. Everything gets real heavy and you sink into darkness as all the noise and vision fade away at which point you stop having any consciousness. It’s happened dozens of times already
>doesn't film any of it so it's lost every morning
There is zero proof my brain makes me any kino. It could all be slop for all I know
Start a dream journal
I’ve done that and it’s great because you remember way more of your dreams once you start doing that. Drawback is when you wake up after your first sleep cycle and write down your dreams it makes it harder to fall back asleep
this honestly works a little too well
I started to enjoy dreams more than being awake and would edge myself with mini naps
>Start a dream journal
Novice advice.
Start recording yourself.
The last thing I want is proof that the shadow demons who torment me in my sleep are actually real, thanks
frick outta here normie
I had a dream I was putting gas in my car and a drop flew up and got in my eye
Last night I dreamed that my apartment was falling apart, like the walls crumbled, the sink rusted through, etc. My pet ferret escaped through the holes in the walls & I wouldn't have enough money to find a new place for my kids & we were gonna have to live in a shithole exposed to the winter cold
I had a talking ferret in my dream last night, he kept getting lost in the governor's mansion. He said his name was "Call" or "Cole". Then a bunch of mexicans came and had a barbecue on the front lawn of the governor's mansion
I have great dreams but my brain is too smart as soon as something happens in my dream that’s not possible in real life the whole dream fades away
Like last night I was in the back porch of some house with a girl and she was snuggled against me and as soon as I started getting hands on and feeling her breasts my brain said “nope this is a dream” and I woke up
Frick this shit
I never remember my dreams.
you can by starting to write down a dreamjournal but its a 2way street , at first you will remember the dreams better , instantly jolt down whatever you know.
itll get better and more precise over months but thats when the sleep paralysis starts because the shadowpeople dont like you being lucid in their dimension.
Lmfao the shadow people got so frequent for me I became used to it even though shit was terrifying at first.
Stop smoking weed every day.
I will be featured on joe rogans podcast at approximately bedtime tonight.
What will you two talk about?
You better be talking about animal fights or philosophical shit when you're on or I'm gonna pass.
Miss me with the MMA and political shit.
Last night I dreamed that an old crush was dating an old friend, so I went to her house and pushed her down the stairs. For some reason, they gave me a pass on that and I was walking down the stairs with her and my old friend later and they were like yeah we’re glad that whole business in the past and then I pushed both of them down the stairs and they died
>ends the kino before the sex scene every single time
>mid-dream kino
>try to use cellphone
>doesn't work properly
>wake up
I want to go back.
>sex on dream
>very vage and boring
>try to garrote myself to make it fun
>wake up
>still alive
shitty kino
>dream about someone
>wake up
>realize it's a dream
>cry
frick you dream
Imagine this but it’s with the YouTuber you’re in love with. It feels so real that the minute you wake up and everything’s the same, you feel this intense pining all day over what you know damn well you can never have.
This is why white birth rates are declining you frick
uh, I was actually thinking about the time I dreamt about my long dead grandpa
>have extemely vivid dream I'm fricking Wednesday
>cum inside her
>wake up sweating and heart pounding
Why is the human brain like this
I only dream about utterly incomprehensible stuff like walking around a stranger's house and being approached by a colleague I worked with 5 years ago who serves me on a fist-sized (already chewed) chewing gum on a platter, when I turn around I'm in a different room and someone I went to elementary school with is leaning over a laundry basked and vomiting water into it
I've thought of investigating on how to have lucid dreams but I'm scared of something going wrong and ending up with night terrors or schizo dreams. Currently I don't remember any of my dreams and I think that might be better.
If you're lucid you can always just wake yourself up by intentionally killing yourself or avoid scary stuff by lmao close your eyes bro
>you can always just wake yourself up by intentionally killing yourself
I wouldn't recommend making this your go-to option if you lucid dream often
>anon sighs and casually ends his life in front of all his colleagues when he's assigned a shit work schedule
old habits die hard
Whenever I'm about to lucid dream and things go wrong I dream about being in a nightmare and not being able to wake up. So that doesn't always work.
Maladaptive daydreaming is kind of like taking drugs. The high is beautiful, it’s everything you personally want, but the comedown and withdrawals are absolutely hellish. I really don’t recommend it.
Why does it spook me or show me my ex? I didn't ask for that
Ah yes every night is a new variation of Jacobs Ladder
I had a dream that rotting raccoons and fisher cats were biting into me and tearing my flesh and the more I struggled to get them off the more they would attack me
>Makes your dreams even more kino
>obsessing over a girl
>trying to avoid her irl
>now see her in my dreams
thanks, brain
>dream that a madman wants me dead and pins me down with a gun to my head
>initially feel fear but then become become confident in the face of death
>alright this is it, i'm ready for you death
>he sticks the gun between my eyes and i close them
>a loud bang goes off and my eyes and brain feel like they're being sucked into a black hole at the point where the bullet meets the skull, entering the void
>immediately open my eyes and wake up
>dream I'm drowning
>feel life drift away from me
>wake up bolt upright gasping for breath
sleep apnea bros, how we holding up?
I had a dream that Neil Degrasse Tyson was in my kitchen, telling a group of people that his favorite episode of Star Trek was the one where Geordie gets stranded on that planet with a vulcan. I agreed it was a good episode, and we shook on it.
NDT once again proving he is an idiot. It was a Romulan not a Vulcan.
Damn you're right, but I think Neil was fully aware and I just got it wrong in the retelling
>dreamt last night that I found a rosemary twig and a daffodil in a jar by a river, close to my house
>brought them home and planted them and they went from dry and dying to green in a couple of seconds
>some time passed and when I checked on them they had turned into octopus babies growing in the dirt
>one hatched and I brought it home, dad decided we should clean it in the washing maching, turned up the heat halfway through and almost killed it
>just saved it in time and it came out black as though it had been burned in a fire but recovered immediately
>my mother said we had to get rid of it but it would need to be attached to the side of a ferry so it wouldnt get washed away in the sea
>was having a crisis about not wanting to abandon my new pet and getting time off work to travel to a harbour looking for docked ferries
Woke up out of breath and panicking, thanks brain for the kino
Story was kino but I’ll be hung up on that cliffhanger all day.
I was so relived i didnt have to follow through in the end, it was like needing to get rid of a stray puppy and it felt terrible knowing it was for the best
Love recollecting dreams, not for a second was there ever consideration as to why it was an octopus, why it could breath air, everyrthing is taken at face value in ways you have to consciously overlook in reality
I had two nightmares the other night
>read a novel before falling asleep
>my brain recreates it in dreams
what a hack
>dream about going back to a place you haven't been to for years
>be convinced that after all the times you've dreamt about going, this time you're actually doing it
>wake up
>it’s another Anon is wanted for murder or his murders are about to be discovered episode again
getting really sick of these rehashed storylines
Few weeks ago I had a sex dream where I came and everything, but somehow didn't cum irl
>completely destroys any chances of you dreaming that night
I have vivid dreams on weed, but I rarely smoke it, so I guess that's why
for some reason it's never interesting to hear people describe their dreams. I don't know what it is, but is always boring. Your dreams are only interesting to you alone.
I've never understood that most people don't remember their dreams at all. They must be NPCs. I remember most dreams I've ever had and I could fill up encyclopaedias with them.
>trying to go to sleep
>brain starts generating awesome kino like "worst of high school cringe moments vol. 20" and "missed opportunities - you wont believe this dumbass! 2023 edition"
is naked in highschool again for the 700th time and everybody is stareing at me , giggling.
>Have dream about school work being due
>That relief when you wake up remebering you haven't been in school for 10 years
Name a more satisfying feeling
For some reason, lately I've been having a lot of dreams where I'm walking through my old university in between classes and chatting up with people I used to know, and then classes start and they all go to their classrooms except for me, who end up wandering through the halls feeling guilty of "yet again" missing class but promising myself that I'll finally go and catch up with class "in my next dream". I graduated in 2017 and I don't know why I've been having these fricking dreams so often lately.
Frick I have one of these every week. Some form of
>get to class and forgetting you had homework do
>remembering you had homework right before class starts
>Have to present an essay or project and not knowing what to say
Hope I’m never back in school again
i stopped having school dreams and now theyre mostly work dreams... usually getting a new task or place to go and getting lost/confused but unable to ask for help
this shit sucks, i miss being a kid and dreaming about random fantastical stuff
I dislike those dreams because when I wake up I'm always confused for a few seconds and wondering if I really did forget something important in real life
>keeps making flicks where the main character gets the shit beat out of them
Tarantino-tier slop
Last night I had a dream about an evil tooth fairy. It was stupid.
>Its the falling from sky kino again
Anyone ever have dreams about dying? Not like suicide or killing yourself but like passing away into the afterlife?
For me I’ve dreamed about it, dying to me feels like a deep sleep. Everything gets real heavy and you sink into darkness as all the noise and vision fade away at which point you stop having any consciousness. It’s happened dozens of times already
Every time I accidentally fall asleep on the sofa, I always dream of falling off those Looney Tunes cliffs.
What does it means?
>had a dream last night where i took a long, relieving piss
>wake up
>didnt pee the bed
I wish my gf would do better with that
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