Frick that butthole Jerry. Tom deserves to win. This is a happy ending as far as I am concerned. Tom always gets the shit end of the stick and he just wants to live a quiet life as a house cat. I bet Jerry is full of disease. It's good Jerry dies.
I used to listen to a bunch as a kid, but there really aren't any that I can think of. I guess there's some decent SCP shit, which isn't a creepypasta. The closest thing to an interesting idea was the backrooms shit, but that's only because this one dude's doing a really cool series about it atm. Everything else made about the backrooms fricking sucks.
>Ren and Stimpy: both "My Poor Stimpy" and "Dirt like you belongs to the Ground" >Candle Cove >1999 >Dead Dunderheads
[...]
it's mostly scary to little kiddies thanks to the gore. if you remove the bloody shit it's pretty much just a weirder tom and jerry episode.
at 21 i just find it funny.
I'm moronic and forgot I had this saved, knock yourselves out
The New fish
1999
I'm a search and Rescue officer and I have some stories to tell
How to survive hell
How to successfully ransom a child
The Forest of a Thousand Legs
Psychosis
Worlds best school psychologist
My grandmother lived under the floorboards
Penpal
Pale Luna
Tales from a gas station
The strangest security tape I have ever seen
A tall Dog
One in the Oven
Rat King
Every year on my birthday, I receive a letter
Has anyone heard of the lost City Korona?
The first murder on Mars
The girl the universe forgot
The Pancake family
The Harbinger Experiment
Ted the caver
Anomaly
Candle Cove
Feed the Pig
The Third Parent
Funnymouth
Room zero
Normal Porn for Normal People
Snuff film
We danced
The Devils Game
Dog's don't talk
Happy Mommy
e-girlta Slave Toy Creepy Pasta
Anansi's Goatman
The woman with the orange
The Portraits
Borrasca
Playpen
Dogscape
I found a strange chat log on my dead friends computer
If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me
Tales from a Gas station
The Antiguan Giant
We Know You Are Out There
The showers
Bizarre Encounters On a Tour In North Korea
Advice from the end of eternity
Stuck
Long Fingers
Digital Heaven
The Horror from the Vault
Training.bsp
jvk116.esp
The showers
All Eighteen lives of Omen, The Cat
Billy Smiley’s Cul-De-Sac
True facts. >be me >expanding garden around house >digging 3-4 foot drainage trench >hit something >digdigdig >brushbrushbrush >I just found a ribcage and lower jaw bone of a small child >oh shit oh frick >call non emergency police line >2 officers show up and my girlfriend walks them through the house and out the back door like a fricking idiot >as the back door opens the officers scared my pet quaker parrot off her cage and she zooms away into the sky >losing my beloved parrot friend of 8 years surly will be ok because I just helped uncover a murder victim. >cops take bones >3 weeks go by >"hello Mr. Anon, this is detective [redacted]. The bones you uncovered are not human, thankfully. They are pig bones. The builders must have had a BBQ at one point and buried the remains. Have a good day." >happy it was not a child >furious my stupid girlfriend is a fricking idiot
2 years ago
Anonymous
Guess your parrot didn't love you, anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
did you at least have your revenge on the builders
I first read Normal Porn For Normal People as a teenager and I kept returning to it for some reason. It still flashes in my head sometimes. I don’t know why, it’s not poignant nor particularly scary, but it sticks with me in a weird way
What’s funny is, reading some comments on it, it seems a lot of people feel the same way. Something is different about it, but I don’t know what
I read it too and thought it was pretty tame, the title makes it seem like it's this really complex story but it underwhelmed me honestly. Maybe I'm missing something in the story or whatever
Out of all creepypastas out there, Normal Porn For Normal People is easily the most beliavable. And unlike other pastas, the more you grow and learn, the more you learn how plausible Normal Porn For Normal People is to have been real.
I read it too and thought it was pretty tame, the title makes it seem like it's this really complex story but it underwhelmed me honestly. Maybe I'm missing something in the story or whatever
I think creepypastas that just weird you out a little often have a lot more staying power than the outright creepy or messed up ones
Out of all creepypastas out there, Normal Porn For Normal People is easily the most beliavable. And unlike other pastas, the more you grow and learn, the more you learn how plausible Normal Porn For Normal People is to have been real.
You can find some pretty fricked up shit on youtube, so you have to wonder what kind of shit people hide under layers of obscurity....
Probably because it feels plausible. I actually dislike the ending where the thread is deleted and uploads of videos are deleted. I think the implication of some psychopath out somewhere is spookier than the implication of a conspiracy theory or whatever.
The closest real thing I can think of to that site is probably the Goat Worship vids from Sentimental Corporation, and I don’t think you’ll be banned for making threads about them
http://sentimentalcorp.org/shrine_of_diversity_and_inclusion/goat_index/index.html
because it's eerie, it's got that same feeling of a David Lynch movie or an episode of The Twilight zone, it may not be scary, but it sure as hell sticks with you
>also monkeys are scary frick you
Hear hear, i recently dreamt i was watching a vcr infomercial where they were testing out a safety harness that apparently splits your ribcage violently open upon crashing, cut to a chimp wearing it while the cheerful narrator talks about how it will now be tested. Up comes a closeup of the chimp smiling before screeching until it jolts me awake
Clearly been watching too much zoomer analog horror lately
The closest real thing I can think of to that site is probably the Goat Worship vids from Sentimental Corporation, and I don’t think you’ll be banned for making threads about them
http://sentimentalcorp.org/shrine_of_diversity_and_inclusion/goat_index/index.html
Frick that butthole Jerry. Tom deserves to win. This is a happy ending as far as I am concerned. Tom always gets the shit end of the stick and he just wants to live a quiet life as a house cat. I bet Jerry is full of disease. It's good Jerry dies.
>implying any kid would be scared of a story where Tom finally fricking wins
this. Frick Jerry. There should have had an episode in which he gets brutality killed
Well, there was one were he almost frozed go death
I always thought these were shitty but does anyone have any good ones to change my mind?
I used to listen to a bunch as a kid, but there really aren't any that I can think of. I guess there's some decent SCP shit, which isn't a creepypasta. The closest thing to an interesting idea was the backrooms shit, but that's only because this one dude's doing a really cool series about it atm. Everything else made about the backrooms fricking sucks.
I'm moronic and forgot I had this saved, knock yourselves out
The New fish
1999
I'm a search and Rescue officer and I have some stories to tell
How to survive hell
How to successfully ransom a child
The Forest of a Thousand Legs
Psychosis
Worlds best school psychologist
My grandmother lived under the floorboards
Penpal
Pale Luna
Tales from a gas station
The strangest security tape I have ever seen
A tall Dog
One in the Oven
Rat King
Every year on my birthday, I receive a letter
Has anyone heard of the lost City Korona?
The first murder on Mars
The girl the universe forgot
The Pancake family
The Harbinger Experiment
Ted the caver
Anomaly
Candle Cove
Feed the Pig
The Third Parent
Funnymouth
Room zero
Normal Porn for Normal People
Snuff film
We danced
The Devils Game
Dog's don't talk
Happy Mommy
e-girlta Slave Toy Creepy Pasta
Anansi's Goatman
The woman with the orange
The Portraits
Borrasca
Playpen
Dogscape
I found a strange chat log on my dead friends computer
If you’re armed and at the Glenmont metro, please shoot me
Tales from a Gas station
The Antiguan Giant
We Know You Are Out There
The showers
Bizarre Encounters On a Tour In North Korea
Advice from the end of eternity
Stuck
Long Fingers
Digital Heaven
The Horror from the Vault
Training.bsp
jvk116.esp
The showers
All Eighteen lives of Omen, The Cat
Billy Smiley’s Cul-De-Sac
>1999
i think this is the one with the bear guy
>Worlds best school psychologist
but who did Dr. Tanner throw off the overpass?
>We Know You Are Out There
this one just makes me sad because i know i'll never be as creative as whoever wrote this.
A pig. A beheaded and sufficently burned pig corpse can be mistaken for a human without DNA testing
True facts.
>be me
>expanding garden around house
>digging 3-4 foot drainage trench
>hit something
>digdigdig
>brushbrushbrush
>I just found a ribcage and lower jaw bone of a small child
>oh shit oh frick
>call non emergency police line
>2 officers show up and my girlfriend walks them through the house and out the back door like a fricking idiot
>as the back door opens the officers scared my pet quaker parrot off her cage and she zooms away into the sky
>losing my beloved parrot friend of 8 years surly will be ok because I just helped uncover a murder victim.
>cops take bones
>3 weeks go by
>"hello Mr. Anon, this is detective [redacted]. The bones you uncovered are not human, thankfully. They are pig bones. The builders must have had a BBQ at one point and buried the remains. Have a good day."
>happy it was not a child
>furious my stupid girlfriend is a fricking idiot
Guess your parrot didn't love you, anon.
did you at least have your revenge on the builders
>How to successfully ransom a child
Link? I feel like it would be ill-advised to Google this
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/70b3tv/how_to_successfully_ransom_a_child/
well that was gay
What about Tall,Thin and Faceless?
I first read Normal Porn For Normal People as a teenager and I kept returning to it for some reason. It still flashes in my head sometimes. I don’t know why, it’s not poignant nor particularly scary, but it sticks with me in a weird way
What’s funny is, reading some comments on it, it seems a lot of people feel the same way. Something is different about it, but I don’t know what
I read it too and thought it was pretty tame, the title makes it seem like it's this really complex story but it underwhelmed me honestly. Maybe I'm missing something in the story or whatever
Well I’d say you’re right, it is kind of tame, but it just sticks with me anyway and I cannot figure out why
I think it might also be the relatability. We’ve all been in chan threads where we discover weird stuff online and anons deep dive for more info
I think creepypastas that just weird you out a little often have a lot more staying power than the outright creepy or messed up ones
The only time I've been freaked out by a creepypasta was when one had a main character with my name
Out of all creepypastas out there, Normal Porn For Normal People is easily the most beliavable. And unlike other pastas, the more you grow and learn, the more you learn how plausible Normal Porn For Normal People is to have been real.
You can find some pretty fricked up shit on youtube, so you have to wonder what kind of shit people hide under layers of obscurity....
Probably because it feels plausible. I actually dislike the ending where the thread is deleted and uploads of videos are deleted. I think the implication of some psychopath out somewhere is spookier than the implication of a conspiracy theory or whatever.
The closest real thing I can think of to that site is probably the Goat Worship vids from Sentimental Corporation, and I don’t think you’ll be banned for making threads about them
http://sentimentalcorp.org/shrine_of_diversity_and_inclusion/goat_index/index.html
/x/ go and stay go
because it's eerie, it's got that same feeling of a David Lynch movie or an episode of The Twilight zone, it may not be scary, but it sure as hell sticks with you
also monkeys are scary frick you
>also monkeys are scary frick you
Hear hear, i recently dreamt i was watching a vcr infomercial where they were testing out a safety harness that apparently splits your ribcage violently open upon crashing, cut to a chimp wearing it while the cheerful narrator talks about how it will now be tested. Up comes a closeup of the chimp smiling before screeching until it jolts me awake
Clearly been watching too much zoomer analog horror lately
You are stupid.
Why?
>Borrasca
that plot twist kind of fricked me up for a while.
>Ren and Stimpy: both "My Poor Stimpy" and "Dirt like you belongs to the Ground"
>Candle Cove
>1999
>Dead Dunderheads
it's mostly scary to little kiddies thanks to the gore. if you remove the bloody shit it's pretty much just a weirder tom and jerry episode.
at 21 i just find it funny.
The one that kinda spooked me to the point of me having nightmares was Ben drowned, since that video was kinda spooky.
but have you seen
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What about
>>"My Poor Stimpy"
My Poor Stimpy would've been better if the writer had researched the timeline/production of Ren and Stimpy a little more
1999 was pretty spooky because its actually plausible; if you want irl creepypasta just listen to true crime podcasts about cults
Once upon a time there was a guy who thought he knew how the world worked but it turned out he didn't.
Stop talking about yourself anon and post creepypastas
Are no sleep stories counted as creepypastas now?
Anyway my personal favorite it My encounter with a creature named Mr. Riddles.
Frick that butthole Jerry. Tom deserves to win. This is a happy ending as far as I am concerned. Tom always gets the shit end of the stick and he just wants to live a quiet life as a house cat. I bet Jerry is full of disease. It's good Jerry dies.
what'd he do to deserve such a fate
Abuse
Harassment
Theft
Assault
Torture
False accusation
Sabotage
Blackmail
False imprisonment
Attempted murder
Vandalism
Incrimination
Fraud
Terrorism
Spread of aids, covid and spanish flu
Tax evasion
Possession of child pornography
Genocide
Public indicency
Police brutality
Rape
free my homie jerry
Imagine self-inserting as Tom
So whats everyone's thoughts on the backrooms and liminal spaces?
I sympathize with /x/ for having their memes stolen and beat to death by normalgays and their moronic children
I thought they were comfy, but moronic children ruined them with stupid-ass monsters.
gay
Much like creepypastas themselves they were ruined the second the dirty unwashed masses got their hands on it
They exist in mindspaces and dreams as conjured images to create a transitional area between less familiar zones
How is that disturbing?
Tom is a cat and if he wants to cook Jerry it will be based! Tom deserves to win over that vermin.
>if baloo had balls
why would he do this?
well, she bought out his business and his plane and he's pretty sore about it.
>Creepypastas
Spooky
is there one where one of the characters gets skinned alive and hanged like in that robot chicken sketch?
>no Ethan poster
He's getting slow, bros. Someone had t do his job this time
Do y'all really write a creepypasta story?
no