Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raph is pretty cool, but also a little rude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Michelangelo is a party animal

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UPDATE
    >APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT
    >SO FRICK 'EM!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a little uncalled for with the vulgar language

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn. DAAAAAAAAAAMN!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What ever happened to that $500 you had?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cricket is so big in pakistan that their best player is trying to topple the military government right now

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ummm, try agen sweatie,
    Cricket is the second largest sport in the world, without over 1 billion followers in India and Pakistan along.

    Worldwide it has approximately 1.01 billion followers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turtles > Indians

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Ganges is probably full of mutagen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet Poos and Pakis know what a crumpet is though, so Ralph's point still stands.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the three fifths rule out to be applied to cricket followers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >falling for a schoolyard trick
        ngmi

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what just happened?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 billion followers in India and Pakistan along.
      >Worldwide it has approximately 1.01 billion followers

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 years later and I still don't understand what this line means

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Got any cigarettes?
      >You want Menthol, or Regular?
      This movie was so kino

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans have things called grits which according to Joe Pesci takes 15 minutes to cook despite no one ever being able to describe what they are. They don't get to make fun of crumpets

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans have things called grits which according to Joe Pesci takes 15 minutes to cook despite no one ever being able to describe what they are. They don't get to make fun of crumpets
      Are you actually a fricking moron or is your knowledge base exclusively informed by slop?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grits are just a grainier version of cream of wheat, the Southerners really like them but I'm not a fan.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Regular, or menthol?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original ninja turtle is as close as we will ever get to Martin Scorsese directing capeshit

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a muffin but more spongy. Pretty good with butter.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was playing Left4Dead2 with some friends and quoted this when we found a cricket bat.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"April mentioned me on tv again. Huh? Maybe you guys are right. She wants the BGC."

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trench coat and and hat really disguise that he's a giant turtle.

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