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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never experience this kind of love
    I won't give up damn it!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've literally done this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ive been in this position before too, except I was in the girls position and the guy was my lesbian friend.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the right one doesnt have to try

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he going to go home and smell her shoes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Her feet are mid.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does 99% of humanity confuse biological attraction for love?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because biological attraction feels really good. But I don't think the comic is just about physical attraction. It shows they have chemistry beyond that and that he's dedicated.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of things feel realy good.
        Inserting objects up your rectum, spitting on people’s faces in front of their children as they cry…
        Yet sexual premescuiry gets a pass and even the title of “love”

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because we need sex to make more babies

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yea but that’s not the regional behind the attraction. We never look at a person and say “damn, I should go makes babies with them”. We only salivate at the thought of our own physical satisfaction. Besides if babies why are 50% of them aborted?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >We never look at a person and say “damn, I should go makes babies with them”.
              Says you, I say that all the time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >all the time
                And how many babies you made so far?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                None that I know of

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you never bothered to check how can you claim you want them?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              50% aborted means 50% are still born. Glass half full.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And out of those 50 percent how many stay alive out of guilt, shame, forced sence of obligation?
                Just because a child is born doesn’t mean the story ends with a happy ending. Through history children were almost never seen as human being rather property or extensions of their parents.
                Imagine somebody saying how much of a humanist he for having so many slaves

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just saying that it continues the species.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t argue that it doesn’t

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well I never argued that I'm good at having kids. Only that I like the idea of getting girls pregnant and making babies with them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you never bothered to check how can you claim you want them?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit, you really are underage, aren't you? 15, 16? Somewhere in this bullpark?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't matter what you think about. The attraction is there to make monkeys bump uglies and make more monkeys. Just like you don't think "i sure don't want to starve" when you eat.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Funny you mention that.
                Because food is another good example.
                Just as we indulge in recreational sex instead of mating to continue the species
                We eat as a form of entertainment. We don’t eat to stay alive and healthy. It is clear as day if you see at all the eating disorders. Obesity, diabetes, cancer epidemics.
                We eat for pleasure and everybody is fat
                We mate for pleasure and everybody is a prostitute.
                That is my point. I don’t say everybody should castrate himself and our species go extinct.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I see what you're saying and you're right. It's all imperfect and our impulses often lead us to overindulging or making dumb decisions.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >We never look at a person and say “damn, I should go makes babies with them”.
              says you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okey. Now imagine you were presented with two options here to achieve the baby making thing
                You could A fave natural entercource
                Or B have you eggs and sperm mixed in a seringue in a lab. If the babies are the goal both methods should be equally acceptable…

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are such a moronic Black person, holy shit. Stop posting until you cad drink, kid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to be 18 to post here.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're not mutually exclusive actions.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd still go with B if I get to live with a loving wife and raise them together.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >loving wife
                >living
                >love
                Which brings us back full circle to

                Why does 99% of humanity confuse biological attraction for love?

                , what does the fact there is a partner or babies make you think that there is love involved?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because we need sex to make more babies and for them to become porn stars one day

          >We never look at a person and say “damn, I should go makes babies with them”.
          Says you, I say that all the time.

          Europe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We love people of opposite gender outside of our family to procreate and make babies. If any of your ancestors rised above that low, primitive need you wouldn't be here asking this moronic question.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We love people of opposite gender outside of our family to procreate and make babies.
        Do we now? As far as I know most people frick for pleasure and not with the grant intent of continuing the species. Hence abortions and contraception
        >If any of your ancestors rised above that low, primitive need you wouldn't be here asking this moronic question.
        99% of my ancestors were moronic peasant who hit their own children so they would work at their farms for free
        And infact I wasnt here to ask these question for most of existence and soon I won’t be here anymore anyways

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, this is deep. You are very mature for your age.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i have no argument, but i must seethe

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, what argument even is this and why is it worth having. Take your entry-level philosophy and go back to discord to get groomed, you goddam gen alpha, no-hair-on-your-chin, skibidi-watching, child.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you need a very high IQ to enjoy Rick and morty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're busy having sex while you're asking moronic questions on Cinemaphile

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I study the blade.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now draw the guy as tire

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