trannies could theoretically watch everything, there's still no trannies in the movies
there's scantly clad women
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, but it's still a shitty franchise and thus for trannies. There are better slasher movies you can watch besides soilent the 13th
9 months ago
Anonymous
For example?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nightmare on elm street (original)
The Burning
Texas Chainsaw 1 and 2 (if those count)
Halloween (Carpenter original)
My Blood Valentine
Silent Night Deadly Night
9 months ago
Anonymous
so every shitty slasher under the sun aside from F13? kek, that's nonsensical
at least F13 has more creative kills and breasts
9 months ago
Anonymous
The kills in the jason movies aren't even that great, if you want creative kills watch Saw. The breasts are the only good part.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'll meet you halfway and agree that these are all movies for trannies, but if we include the ones you listed too
I expected better
9 months ago
Anonymous
Friday The 13th movies are literally baby's first slasher movies though, so they are the worst. I don't get how this shit got so popular.
9 months ago
Anonymous
as are most of the others you listed
9 months ago
Anonymous
Friday the 13th is boring where as the others like Nightmare on elm street (not the sequels) are actually enjoyable.
9 months ago
Anonymous
still babby's first slasher
9 months ago
Anonymous
>like Nightmare on Elm Street (not the sequels)
ok so you like one movie? you sound like a gay.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shut the frick up, Saw sucks. How much are they paying you to shill the latest movie in that dead franchise?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Saw is alright but I find it weird that he'd single out F13th as being particularly different than any of the rest he listed.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>TCM 2
That's practically a comedy
9 months ago
Anonymous
A kino comedy slasher
9 months ago
Anonymous
>kino
it's awful and they shouldn't have went the comedy route
child's play did the same mistake with the sequels
9 months ago
Anonymous
You are a fricking moron. I bet you watch A24. Texas Chainsaw 2 is pure kino, seethe.
9 months ago
Anonymous
it's pure reddit more like it >what if horror but it's le comedy critique on society
9 months ago
Anonymous
Pure reddit movies are the le heckin' slow burn A24 movies.
9 months ago
Anonymous
not as reddit as horror comedies
9 months ago
Anonymous
Texas Chainsaw 2 is the only horror comedy I like thoughever
9 months ago
Anonymous
you should still feel bad about it, it's awful
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's literally not, only pretentious A24 criterion homosexuals hate it
9 months ago
Anonymous
and people with taste
keep comedy out of horror forever, it doesn't work if that's the main intention and not some side-characters to get killed
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's the most satisfying horror movie every made.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The Town that Dreaded Sundown is worth a watch.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Forgot about that one, it's kino
still babby's first slasher
Friday The 13th is THE baby's first slasher however
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Friday The 13th is THE baby's first slasher
yeah, as well as nightmare and halloween.. and texas chainsaw massacre, and more likely scream for current generations
9 months ago
Anonymous
Several of those are "le scary mask man". Blue balled: the post. I expected kino recommendations.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Almost every slasher is le scary mask man though? Maybe all slashers are reddit?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Then that's a failure on anon's part to provide good recommendations
9 months ago
Anonymous
Name 10 slashers that don't involve le scary masked men
9 months ago
Anonymous
That's not a question for me but for
Jason movies have always sucked, it's fricking gay >LE SCARY MASK MAN XD!!!!
You'd assume he could at least come up with better examples
The fact this film takes place in the Evil Dead universe gives me a soft spot for it. If you're an Evil Dead fan it really enhances the film and almost makes it make more sense. Should they have done this? No, it's a frickin Jason film. But I still appreciate this films existence.
Adam Marcus has made it clear in recent years that the Evil Dead prop cameos in Jason Goes to Hell, namely the Book of the Dead and Kandarian Dagger, weren’t mere Easter eggs but rather links between Evil Dead and Friday the 13th… at least in his own mind. As far as Marcus is concerned, they exist in a shared universe, as he again explains in a new chat with Syfy.
If you go by Marcus’s own canon, Jason Voorhees is… well… he’s a Deadite.
“[Co-writer] Dean Lorey and I thought everything had to come from a place of logic,” Marcus explained to Syfy. “In the first movie Jason is a little boy, thirty years dead and trapped at the bottom of a lake. By Part Two it’s only two weeks later, and this kid has grown two feet. So that’s the logic I have to build off of?”
He continued, digging into the Evil Dead connection that came into being as a way to make sense of Jason’s nonsensical mythology…
“When we were pre-producing the movie, Bob Kurtzman and the guys at KNB said we’re gonna do the effects on the movie. So I got to go on Sam Raimi’s set for Army of Darkness. I asked Bob if Sam would lend me the Necronomicon for Jason Goes To Hell. I let Bob in on my secret plan and knew I couldn’t say Deadite or Evil Dead in the movie because Universal owned the rights. If I just take that prop and put it in the Voorhees house, and use the Kandarian dagger as the thing that kills Jason, what I’m doing is setting up a mythology that Jason’s mom wanted her son back so badly that she made a deal with the darkness. So she reads from the Necronomicon and brings about the resurrection of her son.”
“So now the fact he lived at the bottom of the lake and grows two feet makes sense.”
I think it works. Evil Dead is about people being possessed. For a Jason film to suddenly be about possession for no reason is silly. So the Evil Dead connection somehow makes the film work for me. Not calling it this masterpiece or anything. But it's how I'm able to enjoy the film.
It doesn't. Universal owns Evil Dead stuff, Warner Bros owned Jason. They had to sneak the Necronomicon into the film and couldn't use it as a plot point as they originally wanted.
Outside the Evil Dead franchise, the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis (based on it's appearance in Evil Dead II) makes a cameo in the 1993 horror film Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday, the 1994 film Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings, as well as in the Season 9 episode of The Walking Dead television series entitled What Comes After in 2018.
A 2021 episode of the Creepshow television series entitled Public Television Of The Dead includes many homages to the Evil Dead franchise, and features a version of the Necronomicon inspired by it's appearance in Evil Dead II. The episode was directed by Evil Dead II special effects artist Greg Nicotero, who asked for and received Sam Raimi's approval of the script before production on the episode began.
Pros! > Most mature well acted cast of the franchise. Lead male is slightly endearingly dorky but very likable. > Solid final girl. > Duke is cool & mysterious. > Great Jason make up & stature, he is imposing as frick. > Best gore of the series. > Has among the 3 best sex scene of the series. > Great opening. > Great finale. > Great diner shootout. > Solid score.
Cons! > Duke is underused. > Jason's outfit is generic. > The claws that drag Jason to hell look kinda cheap. > Not enough Jason. > Jason looking exactly like he did when he was killed after being resurrected through Diana's body is weird. Should have brought him back like he looked in P3 without any battle damage. > Weird shaving scene.
Things that some people will like & some will hate! > It's a fricking great body swapping horror film but that is not what one wants from a F13 film.
What I would have done different within reason... > Never have Diana's body be moved to the Voorhees house. Have the morgue be built into the police station and so when CampbellJason attacks the police station he resurrects himself there and so the whole diner massacre sequence has him in his traditional Jason body.
>no movies in 15 years
>the game is going to be shut down next year
jason bros it's over
Jason movies have always sucked, it's fricking gay
>LE SCARY MASK MAN XD!!!!
stick to troony porn
That's what a jasongay would watch though
no trannies last I checked
Trannies would probably watch Jason movies though. The movies are fricking gay, literal baby's first slasher movies.
trannies could theoretically watch everything, there's still no trannies in the movies
there's scantly clad women
Yes, but it's still a shitty franchise and thus for trannies. There are better slasher movies you can watch besides soilent the 13th
For example?
Nightmare on elm street (original)
The Burning
Texas Chainsaw 1 and 2 (if those count)
Halloween (Carpenter original)
My Blood Valentine
Silent Night Deadly Night
so every shitty slasher under the sun aside from F13? kek, that's nonsensical
at least F13 has more creative kills and breasts
The kills in the jason movies aren't even that great, if you want creative kills watch Saw. The breasts are the only good part.
I'll meet you halfway and agree that these are all movies for trannies, but if we include the ones you listed too
I expected better
Friday The 13th movies are literally baby's first slasher movies though, so they are the worst. I don't get how this shit got so popular.
as are most of the others you listed
Friday the 13th is boring where as the others like Nightmare on elm street (not the sequels) are actually enjoyable.
still babby's first slasher
>like Nightmare on Elm Street (not the sequels)
ok so you like one movie? you sound like a gay.
Shut the frick up, Saw sucks. How much are they paying you to shill the latest movie in that dead franchise?
Saw is alright but I find it weird that he'd single out F13th as being particularly different than any of the rest he listed.
>TCM 2
That's practically a comedy
A kino comedy slasher
>kino
it's awful and they shouldn't have went the comedy route
child's play did the same mistake with the sequels
You are a fricking moron. I bet you watch A24. Texas Chainsaw 2 is pure kino, seethe.
it's pure reddit more like it
>what if horror but it's le comedy critique on society
Pure reddit movies are the le heckin' slow burn A24 movies.
not as reddit as horror comedies
Texas Chainsaw 2 is the only horror comedy I like thoughever
you should still feel bad about it, it's awful
It's literally not, only pretentious A24 criterion homosexuals hate it
and people with taste
keep comedy out of horror forever, it doesn't work if that's the main intention and not some side-characters to get killed
It's the most satisfying horror movie every made.
The Town that Dreaded Sundown is worth a watch.
Forgot about that one, it's kino
Friday The 13th is THE baby's first slasher however
>Friday The 13th is THE baby's first slasher
yeah, as well as nightmare and halloween.. and texas chainsaw massacre, and more likely scream for current generations
Several of those are "le scary mask man". Blue balled: the post. I expected kino recommendations.
Almost every slasher is le scary mask man though? Maybe all slashers are reddit?
Then that's a failure on anon's part to provide good recommendations
Name 10 slashers that don't involve le scary masked men
That's not a question for me but for
You'd assume he could at least come up with better examples
Exactly. The fact that you managed to suck at making a sucky movie is truly impressive.
The fact this film takes place in the Evil Dead universe gives me a soft spot for it. If you're an Evil Dead fan it really enhances the film and almost makes it make more sense. Should they have done this? No, it's a frickin Jason film. But I still appreciate this films existence.
Freddy appears in the end too.
It does? Is there anything in the movie to indicate this, or are you just referring to the comics?
https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3515581/jason-goes-hell-director-using-evil-dead-mythology-make-sense-jasons-mythology/
Adam Marcus has made it clear in recent years that the Evil Dead prop cameos in Jason Goes to Hell, namely the Book of the Dead and Kandarian Dagger, weren’t mere Easter eggs but rather links between Evil Dead and Friday the 13th… at least in his own mind. As far as Marcus is concerned, they exist in a shared universe, as he again explains in a new chat with Syfy.
If you go by Marcus’s own canon, Jason Voorhees is… well… he’s a Deadite.
“[Co-writer] Dean Lorey and I thought everything had to come from a place of logic,” Marcus explained to Syfy. “In the first movie Jason is a little boy, thirty years dead and trapped at the bottom of a lake. By Part Two it’s only two weeks later, and this kid has grown two feet. So that’s the logic I have to build off of?”
He continued, digging into the Evil Dead connection that came into being as a way to make sense of Jason’s nonsensical mythology…
“When we were pre-producing the movie, Bob Kurtzman and the guys at KNB said we’re gonna do the effects on the movie. So I got to go on Sam Raimi’s set for Army of Darkness. I asked Bob if Sam would lend me the Necronomicon for Jason Goes To Hell. I let Bob in on my secret plan and knew I couldn’t say Deadite or Evil Dead in the movie because Universal owned the rights. If I just take that prop and put it in the Voorhees house, and use the Kandarian dagger as the thing that kills Jason, what I’m doing is setting up a mythology that Jason’s mom wanted her son back so badly that she made a deal with the darkness. So she reads from the Necronomicon and brings about the resurrection of her son.”
“So now the fact he lived at the bottom of the lake and grows two feet makes sense.”
Ehhh
I think it works. Evil Dead is about people being possessed. For a Jason film to suddenly be about possession for no reason is silly. So the Evil Dead connection somehow makes the film work for me. Not calling it this masterpiece or anything. But it's how I'm able to enjoy the film.
It doesn't. Universal owns Evil Dead stuff, Warner Bros owned Jason. They had to sneak the Necronomicon into the film and couldn't use it as a plot point as they originally wanted.
Cope
Duke was a great character wasted in an awful movie.
Scream is reddit
I knowz watch ye did lash shummer
Leprechaun was the best
Wtf is 424
kino machine
Saw is gay.
Scream is gay.
Lil Johhnys heckin yummerino new for homosexual slop.
Scream yes, Saw is kino.
Nah a24 are gaye
Worst of the series.
I hope you step on a lego and your milk goes bad.
I am god here!
Hey gaylord
I thought Candyman was top kino.
all day, trash
finally a thread about a movie i would want to talk about, and its some moron gay zoomer talking shit about it
i think my time here is done
Im 40 soon you Black person
Maybe the problem isn't the 20,000 Anon's here, but rather your taste.
Outside the Evil Dead franchise, the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis (based on it's appearance in Evil Dead II) makes a cameo in the 1993 horror film Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday, the 1994 film Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings, as well as in the Season 9 episode of The Walking Dead television series entitled What Comes After in 2018.
A 2021 episode of the Creepshow television series entitled Public Television Of The Dead includes many homages to the Evil Dead franchise, and features a version of the Necronomicon inspired by it's appearance in Evil Dead II. The episode was directed by Evil Dead II special effects artist Greg Nicotero, who asked for and received Sam Raimi's approval of the script before production on the episode began.
JASON GOES TO HELL
Pros!
> Most mature well acted cast of the franchise. Lead male is slightly endearingly dorky but very likable.
> Solid final girl.
> Duke is cool & mysterious.
> Great Jason make up & stature, he is imposing as frick.
> Best gore of the series.
> Has among the 3 best sex scene of the series.
> Great opening.
> Great finale.
> Great diner shootout.
> Solid score.
Cons!
> Duke is underused.
> Jason's outfit is generic.
> The claws that drag Jason to hell look kinda cheap.
> Not enough Jason.
> Jason looking exactly like he did when he was killed after being resurrected through Diana's body is weird. Should have brought him back like he looked in P3 without any battle damage.
> Weird shaving scene.
Things that some people will like & some will hate!
> It's a fricking great body swapping horror film but that is not what one wants from a F13 film.
What I would have done different within reason...
> Never have Diana's body be moved to the Voorhees house. Have the morgue be built into the police station and so when CampbellJason attacks the police station he resurrects himself there and so the whole diner massacre sequence has him in his traditional Jason body.
You forgot a big one
>>>>>>
talks
i watched this at a gas station eating gummy worms. cope.
You watched an entire movie at a gas station?
Fun fact jason only has 4 minutes and 36 seconds of screen time in this movie
After being the focus of 7 movies over the course of 13 years.
My opinion of this film is that it's not as bad as people say but it's not good either. I see no reason why I'd ever want to watch it again.