I always loved dune 84 and TPM. Akso nu dune was also good too
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Take your meds Doug Walker.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're a legit NPC.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You're a legit NPC
For not being a smoothbrained contrarian?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No one likes Sequels.
You're being beyond disingenuous.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
TRoS is the only one nobody likes. Those who like the first two ignore it in favor of Trevorrow's DotF. >inb4 "He lost the Star Wars"
Not even a spoken line of dialogue. Can be easily overlooked.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
TLJ is fricking shit and TFA is also shit just not as bad. Anyone who likes those movies should unironically be crucified
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>TRoS is the only one nobody likes
Okay, Rian.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
NTA, but at least one side of culture war likes TLJ.
I legit never seen anyone on either divide of the TLJ war like TRoS.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Im probably considered "woke" by Cinemaphile standards and i fricking despise TLJ so no, not everyone whos a lefty likes that movie
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but at least some of them like it.
Or Auteurgays who don't care for IP movies.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I liked the first Transformer movie, unironically even back then. I also liked SOME of 2 and 3. Say what you will about those movies, the first three because I didn't bother with the rest, but the CGI when they transform is fantastic even till this day.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
In no world has anyone ever defended the Last Airbender movie. Even now, zoomers and israelitetubers try so hard to find the most basic shit to praise and fall on their asses
I can't speak for Dune since I have 0 clue about the franchise outside the flash porn game
As for transformers. Even back then, people praised the first movie for being a fun action movie. Die hard fans hated it, so was understandable. After the first, nobody sang any praises about the sequels
>durr if you dint like slop that must mean your a underage
homosexual
>David Wise, one of the writers for the original Transformers cartoon, has a bone to pick with the films. He feels that they have less story and characters than the show he worked on, and has questioned the portrayal of Optimus Prime, mainly him executing Sentinel Prime in Transformers: Dark of the Moon. He compared the original Optimus with Abe Lincoln, and responded: "He's got to have malice toward none. And Abe Lincoln doesn't just up and bust a cap in a dude's ass because he was a turncoat." He told Michael Bay "Leave my stuff alone!" in relation to both the original Transformers cartoon and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987). >Matt Moylan, the former editor and staffer for Dreamwave's Transformers: Generation One comics and author of Lil Formers, also expressed complete distaste to the entirety of Michael Bay's live-action films. He even claimed that the Transformers franchise is financially dead because of this. >Matt Frank, the artist for the Transformers: Beast Wars Sourcebook, revealed that Bumblebee "is so good that it makes me angry I had to sit through 10 years of utter garbage to get to this beautiful, heart-warming film". >Derrick J. Wyatt, who worked on Transformers: Animated, didn't care much for the way Lockdown, who he helped create, was adapted in Age of Extinction. He was even less happy about the design of Hot Rod in The Last Knight, responding to a tweet of the design that proudly boasted it was "no cartoon" with a blunt "Frick you" and deriding him as a "name slap" in replies.
Your childhood movies are an insult to Transformers and Cinema. Deal with it.
Bumblebee was boring as shit and just a shitty redux of the iron giant/E.T.
Also DJW ruined ben 10 so his complaints mean absolutely bumpkiss
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>redux of the iron giant/E.T.
You mean what a Transformers movie is SUPPOSED TO BE, instead of "American Pie/Eurotrip with 'Splosions"?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bumblebee isnt that interesting as a character and besides the war for cybertron but in the beginning the movie was a fricking snoozefest
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the movie was a fricking snoozefest
But enough about The Last Knight.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The last knight may have sucked but that doesnt excuse bumblebees faults either. Also at least the faux suicide squad scene with the decepticons was hype in TLK
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
All of the bay films are a fricking snoozefest in retrospect, at best you're barely able to recall the mcguffins on which the plots were centered around, along with a few human characters, but aside from that, they're boring as sin and extremely hardcarried by the fights, I assure you there's probably more people nowadays looking up scenes with the robots on israelitetube than there are people actually bothering to revisit the full movies, that's how fricking bad they are.
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest that baygays think they have any right to speak up on anything now that something seemingly worse is on its way, that's fricking pathetic.
>David Wise, one of the writers for the original Transformers cartoon, has a bone to pick with the films. He feels that they have less story and characters than the show he worked on, and has questioned the portrayal of Optimus Prime, mainly him executing Sentinel Prime in Transformers: Dark of the Moon. He compared the original Optimus with Abe Lincoln, and responded: "He's got to have malice toward none. And Abe Lincoln doesn't just up and bust a cap in a dude's ass because he was a turncoat." He told Michael Bay "Leave my stuff alone!" in relation to both the original Transformers cartoon and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987). >Matt Moylan, the former editor and staffer for Dreamwave's Transformers: Generation One comics and author of Lil Formers, also expressed complete distaste to the entirety of Michael Bay's live-action films. He even claimed that the Transformers franchise is financially dead because of this. >Matt Frank, the artist for the Transformers: Beast Wars Sourcebook, revealed that Bumblebee "is so good that it makes me angry I had to sit through 10 years of utter garbage to get to this beautiful, heart-warming film". >Derrick J. Wyatt, who worked on Transformers: Animated, didn't care much for the way Lockdown, who he helped create, was adapted in Age of Extinction. He was even less happy about the design of Hot Rod in The Last Knight, responding to a tweet of the design that proudly boasted it was "no cartoon" with a blunt "Frick you" and deriding him as a "name slap" in replies.
Your childhood movies are an insult to Transformers and Cinema. Deal with it.
>David Wise,
Infamous hack who would literally copy his own scripts. >Matt Moylan
A shittier version of Superdeformers Matt Nelson >Matt Frank
troony.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Between the absolute fricking morons in the /m/ kaiju generals and Transformers fans here, what is the deal with Matt Frank? Because the only thing I can ever find regarding him doing anything is seething manchildren in threads like this or the aforementioned /m/ threads.
>Lil' Formers
Wasn't that strip really 'GEEWUN good, everything else bad' >Name slap
Kinda miss the wild era where Ironhide could be a completely different guy each cartoon.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Wasn't that strip really 'GEEWUN good, everything else bad'
Pretty much. One of Walky's few good takes was when he shat on it.
Moylan then retaliated by doing a parody called "shortpackage" because like a lot of 80's kids he has the sense of humor of a college movie fratboy.
Just because Bayverse is kinda bad with it's mindless bombstic-ness, doesn't mean this stuff isn't worse somehow with shitty quips every five seconds to keep the attention of kids.
Bumblebee pissing on carmine falcone is funnier then the cringe ass zoomer humor irony shit in transformers one trailer
Stop taking Transformers so seriously.
Boco there hasnt been a good transformers cartoon since prime because theyve all been infantilized shit since prime ended. Transformers should be more edgier then this kiddie shit
Do kids still care about Transformers? Or are most of the fans adults now?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
In fairness, the toy industry as a whole has been in a rut thanks to Fortnite and TikTok.
2 weeks ago
Boco
Well, its one of the only Hasbro toylines to show growth last year, so someone does.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well that just gives them more reason to aim a new movie at kids doesn't it? You need to replenish the fanbase, or you become GI Joe or He-man's fanbase.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
To be fair as much as id love for a new gi joe cartoon in the same vein as gi joe renegades i dont see that happening since american patriotism is at like an all time low so i dont see a cartoon about dying for israel being popular with zoomers
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The children don't seem to care about the new ones to buy the toys.
I'll give the one that had Megatron literally brutalize Starscream across the ship before blasting him credit. Only a handful of the series after the movie ever had him take him out before he did too much damage to the cause.
Cyberverse Megatron just dumps him on the moon after beating him up. Didn't even incinerate his body, so Starscream gets up and gains incredible power from the moon cheetah.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>literally brutalize Starscream across the ship before blasting him
But Anon was talking about Cyberverse Megatron, why were you talking about Prime Megatron.
Also, Prime Megs was way too lenient on his Starscream.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Starscream has plot armor that means he doesn't die even when killed. There is no such thing as too lenient since it is like pissing in an ocean.
That was an original character specifically made to have that personality, not established character (transformers) that have established personality, a look weird acting self aware humor like guardians of the galaxy
It seems like it's catering to the most casual of Transformers fans. I can understand no Ultra Magnus, Jetfire, or Omega Supreme, and I can forgive them for leaving out the rest of the autobots that combined with Optimus, but are they really too lazy to write for more than four characters?
There's only so many characters you can give any focus on in a film anon. Hell, most Transformers series after G1 ended up starting with a cast of like 5 or so good guys.
Remember when the #1 thing people always brought up as a big negative with the Bayverse films was the emphasis on doofy humans protags like Sam and their need to write half of them being goofy idiots? All in an attempt to make the films have "relatable" heroes for the normies? Now that we finally get a film without humans, they've simply made the Cybertronian protags be the stupid quippy goofballs instead, because they're still trying to have heroes that are "relateable". They had one glaring flaw to fix, and they simply kept it, just with a fresh coat of paint. Anyone who doesn't see the bullshit going on here is either a shill or too young to have grown up with the Bayverse films and watch the criticism in regards to the shit-tier humans and comedy happen in real time. They had one job.
>shit-tier humans and comedy
They already fixed that with Bumblebee. Oh wait, I forgot, it's boring kiddie shit because there are no big, dumb 'splosions every minute.
It was boring, charlie wasnt interesting at all and the only joke that was funny was that her BF liked the go bots
All of the bay films are a fricking snoozefest in retrospect, at best you're barely able to recall the mcguffins on which the plots were centered around, along with a few human characters, but aside from that, they're boring as sin and extremely hardcarried by the fights, I assure you there's probably more people nowadays looking up scenes with the robots on israelitetube than there are people actually bothering to revisit the full movies, that's how fricking bad they are.
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest that baygays think they have any right to speak up on anything now that something seemingly worse is on its way, that's fricking pathetic.
DOTM and the first one were unironic kino, shut up
Yeah, but at least some of them like it.
Or Auteurgays who don't care for IP movies.
Yeah well those people should he drowned in their own piss so their opinions dont matter
No, you just have a goofy cg alien stepping in poo and sniffing camel farts.
No. You should aim for being an actually interesting character instead of just copying a cutout female lead role designed to be generic enough for little girls to project themselves on.
Oh, but it's fine if you do it for boys, like with Sam.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No one actually likes Sam or his 80s counterpart. But when you have more focus than "Bumblebee's human friend", you need to actually put effort into it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The reply chain you're engaing in specifically calls out shit human protags like Sam in the first fricking post. Are you being disingenious on purpose or are you just disabled?
No one actually likes Sam or his 80s counterpart. But when you have more focus than "Bumblebee's human friend", you need to actually put effort into it.
News flash: the human friends are SUPPOSED to be generic enough for little kids to project themselves on! They're the ones buying the toys and imagining themselves going on these crazy adventures with Prime, Bee and the other Bots.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>What is a human going to do?
And then they try to justify it by giving them superpowers which just distracts from the main story.
[...]
News flash: the human friends are SUPPOSED to be generic enough for little kids to project themselves on! They're the ones buying the toys and imagining themselves going on these crazy adventures with Prime, Bee and the other Bots.
NTA but yeah humans usually suck in transformers media. At least in the bay films sam was funny sometimes and the girls were hot unlike charlie who was just plain and boring
>charlie who was just plain and boring
But seriously, if gooning is all you care about, perhaps you shouldn't be one to judge.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The actress may be attractive but her character was boring as shit and she didnt dress like a prostitute so she was of no value if she isnt entertaining in any way in the film
Anon you replied to. I think Bumblebee was better than the Bay films(on par with 07), but the one thing that held it back was still the humans. Specifically that goofy mutt kid they inserted for comedic purposes. They can't keep that shit out no matter how many times they get told it's the one thing people don't want. RotB was super forgettable because what did they do? Oh yeah, more obnoxious humans and Mirage was also a fricking dweeb because reasons. They never learn.
Why is Megatron Black coded? He's a psychotic warmonger that flirted with radical social change briefly as a gateway to starting a war that would last so long that the dinosaurs were alive when it started and killed his planet and pushed his entire robot-species to the brink of extinction.
When a character has features that are synonymous with being African American while not directly being African American. This can be the manner of speech or physical features.
I mean this movie will probably be really bad, but at least they are doing something else for once. Looks like it will be about the rebellion against the Quintessons or something.
I'm less bothered by the humor than the way they just look like literal humans with silver skin. I was never a fan of the way they looked in the 80s cartoon, one of the big draws of Bayformers for me was how robotic they looked. The design for Megatron especially kicked ass
>I was never a fan of the way they looked in the 80s cartoon, one of the big draws of Bayformers for me was how robotic they looked. The design for Megatron especially kicked ass
I hate Americans sometimes
>They're finally doing a full CGI Transformers movie >They're not adapting War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron into a movie duology
Who fricking decided this?
t. Probably LMAO'd at "the enemy scrotum"
Yes because that was funny. I miss bayverse films so fricking much
dust that shit off it smells like 2009.
>It's okay to like Michael Bay now
Thank goodness.
>It's okay to like Michael Bay now
NO, IT ISN'T!
I always loved dune 84 and TPM. Akso nu dune was also good too
Take your meds Doug Walker.
You're a legit NPC.
>You're a legit NPC
For not being a smoothbrained contrarian?
No one likes Sequels.
You're being beyond disingenuous.
TRoS is the only one nobody likes. Those who like the first two ignore it in favor of Trevorrow's DotF.
>inb4 "He lost the Star Wars"
Not even a spoken line of dialogue. Can be easily overlooked.
TLJ is fricking shit and TFA is also shit just not as bad. Anyone who likes those movies should unironically be crucified
>TRoS is the only one nobody likes
Okay, Rian.
NTA, but at least one side of culture war likes TLJ.
I legit never seen anyone on either divide of the TLJ war like TRoS.
Im probably considered "woke" by Cinemaphile standards and i fricking despise TLJ so no, not everyone whos a lefty likes that movie
Yeah, but at least some of them like it.
Or Auteurgays who don't care for IP movies.
I liked the first Transformer movie, unironically even back then. I also liked SOME of 2 and 3. Say what you will about those movies, the first three because I didn't bother with the rest, but the CGI when they transform is fantastic even till this day.
In no world has anyone ever defended the Last Airbender movie. Even now, zoomers and israelitetubers try so hard to find the most basic shit to praise and fall on their asses
I can't speak for Dune since I have 0 clue about the franchise outside the flash porn game
As for transformers. Even back then, people praised the first movie for being a fun action movie. Die hard fans hated it, so was understandable. After the first, nobody sang any praises about the sequels
>Muhhhh zoomers!!¡
Bayverse>fricking cringe ass kiddy transformers like bumblebee movie or transformers one
Son, this site is not for minors, especially 12 year olds like you.
>durr if you dint like slop that must mean your a underage
homosexual
Bumblebee was boring as shit and just a shitty redux of the iron giant/E.T.
Also DJW ruined ben 10 so his complaints mean absolutely bumpkiss
>redux of the iron giant/E.T.
You mean what a Transformers movie is SUPPOSED TO BE, instead of "American Pie/Eurotrip with 'Splosions"?
Bumblebee isnt that interesting as a character and besides the war for cybertron but in the beginning the movie was a fricking snoozefest
>the movie was a fricking snoozefest
But enough about The Last Knight.
The last knight may have sucked but that doesnt excuse bumblebees faults either. Also at least the faux suicide squad scene with the decepticons was hype in TLK
All of the bay films are a fricking snoozefest in retrospect, at best you're barely able to recall the mcguffins on which the plots were centered around, along with a few human characters, but aside from that, they're boring as sin and extremely hardcarried by the fights, I assure you there's probably more people nowadays looking up scenes with the robots on israelitetube than there are people actually bothering to revisit the full movies, that's how fricking bad they are.
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest that baygays think they have any right to speak up on anything now that something seemingly worse is on its way, that's fricking pathetic.
>David Wise, one of the writers for the original Transformers cartoon, has a bone to pick with the films. He feels that they have less story and characters than the show he worked on, and has questioned the portrayal of Optimus Prime, mainly him executing Sentinel Prime in Transformers: Dark of the Moon. He compared the original Optimus with Abe Lincoln, and responded: "He's got to have malice toward none. And Abe Lincoln doesn't just up and bust a cap in a dude's ass because he was a turncoat." He told Michael Bay "Leave my stuff alone!" in relation to both the original Transformers cartoon and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987).
>Matt Moylan, the former editor and staffer for Dreamwave's Transformers: Generation One comics and author of Lil Formers, also expressed complete distaste to the entirety of Michael Bay's live-action films. He even claimed that the Transformers franchise is financially dead because of this.
>Matt Frank, the artist for the Transformers: Beast Wars Sourcebook, revealed that Bumblebee "is so good that it makes me angry I had to sit through 10 years of utter garbage to get to this beautiful, heart-warming film".
>Derrick J. Wyatt, who worked on Transformers: Animated, didn't care much for the way Lockdown, who he helped create, was adapted in Age of Extinction. He was even less happy about the design of Hot Rod in The Last Knight, responding to a tweet of the design that proudly boasted it was "no cartoon" with a blunt "Frick you" and deriding him as a "name slap" in replies.
Your childhood movies are an insult to Transformers and Cinema. Deal with it.
>financially
There are a lot of kinds of dead that could have been stated, but financially isn't one.
>David Wise,
Infamous hack who would literally copy his own scripts.
>Matt Moylan
A shittier version of Superdeformers Matt Nelson
>Matt Frank
troony.
Between the absolute fricking morons in the /m/ kaiju generals and Transformers fans here, what is the deal with Matt Frank? Because the only thing I can ever find regarding him doing anything is seething manchildren in threads like this or the aforementioned /m/ threads.
He crossdresses now.
>Lil' Formers
Wasn't that strip really 'GEEWUN good, everything else bad'
>Name slap
Kinda miss the wild era where Ironhide could be a completely different guy each cartoon.
>Wasn't that strip really 'GEEWUN good, everything else bad'
Pretty much. One of Walky's few good takes was when he shat on it.
Moylan then retaliated by doing a parody called "shortpackage" because like a lot of 80's kids he has the sense of humor of a college movie fratboy.
>And Abe Lincoln doesn't just up and bust a cap in a dude's ass because he was a turncoat
Abe did so much worse.
Abe Lincoln was a communist traitor.
Good to know who falls within Bay's base.
Michael Bay, being an awful filmmaker, doesn't change the fact that Lincoln committed treason.
>David Wise
>"Leave my stuff alone!" in relation to both the original Transformers cartoon and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987).
>his stuff
t. Genuinely thinks Family Guy is deep and mature drama
Your franchise has been for kids since they killed Optimus in the first one.
Just because Bayverse is kinda bad with it's mindless bombstic-ness, doesn't mean this stuff isn't worse somehow with shitty quips every five seconds to keep the attention of kids.
Bumblebee pissing on carmine falcone is funnier then the cringe ass zoomer humor irony shit in transformers one trailer
Boco there hasnt been a good transformers cartoon since prime because theyve all been infantilized shit since prime ended. Transformers should be more edgier then this kiddie shit
>a franchise designed specifically to sell toys to kiddies should be more edgier then this kiddie shit
Do kids still care about Transformers? Or are most of the fans adults now?
In fairness, the toy industry as a whole has been in a rut thanks to Fortnite and TikTok.
Well, its one of the only Hasbro toylines to show growth last year, so someone does.
Well that just gives them more reason to aim a new movie at kids doesn't it? You need to replenish the fanbase, or you become GI Joe or He-man's fanbase.
To be fair as much as id love for a new gi joe cartoon in the same vein as gi joe renegades i dont see that happening since american patriotism is at like an all time low so i dont see a cartoon about dying for israel being popular with zoomers
The children don't seem to care about the new ones to buy the toys.
Yes, transformers should be edgier then shit like RID2015 which was an infantilization of prime
Yes but unironically
Prime's one of the most boring Transformer cartoons.
>There are no varying degrees of maturity among childrens' shows
>maturity
He says defending the enemy scrotum.
Alright, you got a chuckle out of me.
>prime
>good
I'll give the one that had Megatron literally brutalize Starscream across the ship before blasting him credit. Only a handful of the series after the movie ever had him take him out before he did too much damage to the cause.
That Megatron does a bunch of stupid things that damage the cause to begin with.
Yeah prime megs was cool as frick
He was talking about Cyberverse Megatron.
Cyberverse Megatron just dumps him on the moon after beating him up. Didn't even incinerate his body, so Starscream gets up and gains incredible power from the moon cheetah.
>literally brutalize Starscream across the ship before blasting him
But Anon was talking about Cyberverse Megatron, why were you talking about Prime Megatron.
Also, Prime Megs was way too lenient on his Starscream.
Starscream has plot armor that means he doesn't die even when killed. There is no such thing as too lenient since it is like pissing in an ocean.
It is a two-layered joke, so it works rather well.
New thing always bad
Old thing always good
Yes, I did LMAO'd at the "enemy scrotum" joke, how did you know that?
That was an original character specifically made to have that personality, not established character (transformers) that have established personality, a look weird acting self aware humor like guardians of the galaxy
>ogh, right in the lugnuts!
>someone say my name?
Admit it, you laid at that part.
Why do they look like blow up dolls?
They don't look like Megan Fox to me.
It seems like it's catering to the most casual of Transformers fans. I can understand no Ultra Magnus, Jetfire, or Omega Supreme, and I can forgive them for leaving out the rest of the autobots that combined with Optimus, but are they really too lazy to write for more than four characters?
>It seems like it's catering to the most casual of Transformers fans.
It's a kid's movie, so yeah.
There's only so many characters you can give any focus on in a film anon. Hell, most Transformers series after G1 ended up starting with a cast of like 5 or so good guys.
Why the aesthetic of this crap reminds me of this shit? Specially in the faces.
The fist Bay movie is just straight-up a Iraq War recruitment movie.
Same with Snyder's 300, but I didnt see the majority complaining about it.
Yes let's hop-in a time machine & help Leonidas!
>TFgays are finally being confronted with the fact that at its core, Transformers is a franchise for kids.
Missing the point.
So is Star Wars, yet I don't see Luke Skywaler running around yelling
>Laser sword? LASER SWORD!
Because lightsabers don't work by invocation. Even the Force doesn't require someone to say "Mind Trick" or "Force Push" to do them.
No, you just have a goofy cg alien stepping in poo and sniffing camel farts.
Let's hope the fight scenes don't look like balls of slag rolling down a hill.
Remember when the #1 thing people always brought up as a big negative with the Bayverse films was the emphasis on doofy humans protags like Sam and their need to write half of them being goofy idiots? All in an attempt to make the films have "relatable" heroes for the normies? Now that we finally get a film without humans, they've simply made the Cybertronian protags be the stupid quippy goofballs instead, because they're still trying to have heroes that are "relateable". They had one glaring flaw to fix, and they simply kept it, just with a fresh coat of paint. Anyone who doesn't see the bullshit going on here is either a shill or too young to have grown up with the Bayverse films and watch the criticism in regards to the shit-tier humans and comedy happen in real time. They had one job.
>shit-tier humans and comedy
They already fixed that with Bumblebee. Oh wait, I forgot, it's boring kiddie shit because there are no big, dumb 'splosions every minute.
It was boring, charlie wasnt interesting at all and the only joke that was funny was that her BF liked the go bots
DOTM and the first one were unironic kino, shut up
Yeah well those people should he drowned in their own piss so their opinions dont matter
jar jar>rey and holdo
>charlie wasnt interesting at all
Would you prefer if she dressed and walked around like Bay's shallow prostitutes?
No. You should aim for being an actually interesting character instead of just copying a cutout female lead role designed to be generic enough for little girls to project themselves on.
Oh, but it's fine if you do it for boys, like with Sam.
No one actually likes Sam or his 80s counterpart. But when you have more focus than "Bumblebee's human friend", you need to actually put effort into it.
The reply chain you're engaing in specifically calls out shit human protags like Sam in the first fricking post. Are you being disingenious on purpose or are you just disabled?
News flash: the human friends are SUPPOSED to be generic enough for little kids to project themselves on! They're the ones buying the toys and imagining themselves going on these crazy adventures with Prime, Bee and the other Bots.
>What is a human going to do?
And then they try to justify it by giving them superpowers which just distracts from the main story.
Yes but unironically
NTA but yeah humans usually suck in transformers media. At least in the bay films sam was funny sometimes and the girls were hot unlike charlie who was just plain and boring
>charlie who was just plain and boring
But seriously, if gooning is all you care about, perhaps you shouldn't be one to judge.
The actress may be attractive but her character was boring as shit and she didnt dress like a prostitute so she was of no value if she isnt entertaining in any way in the film
Ok gooner.
You don't get it. She's not like other girls. She trains in automotive mechanics and listens to punk rock music.
Anon you replied to. I think Bumblebee was better than the Bay films(on par with 07), but the one thing that held it back was still the humans. Specifically that goofy mutt kid they inserted for comedic purposes. They can't keep that shit out no matter how many times they get told it's the one thing people don't want. RotB was super forgettable because what did they do? Oh yeah, more obnoxious humans and Mirage was also a fricking dweeb because reasons. They never learn.
Why is Megatron Black coded? He's a psychotic warmonger that flirted with radical social change briefly as a gateway to starting a war that would last so long that the dinosaurs were alive when it started and killed his planet and pushed his entire robot-species to the brink of extinction.
Are they trying to tell us something?
You maybe onto something
>black coded
???
When a character has features that are synonymous with being African American while not directly being African American. This can be the manner of speech or physical features.
He doesn't really feel like a black guy.
how the frick is he black coded? because he has a black VA?
According to Cinemaphile, yes.
I never realized Cinemaphile was tumblr
Same way Jazz, Blaster, and Devastator are in G1.
By talking like they are from a Fat Albert cartoon?
Black coded isn't the problem. The problem is that he feels like an Ironhide than a Megatron.
He's grey. The last Ironhide to be not red was like 15 years ago.
No I mean his personality. Knuckles from the movie Sonic is closer to Megatron than this Megatron.
He's 10 million years too early to be an emperor of destruction.
Why can't we have anything made with sincerity anymore? Why is everything ironic bullshit that hates itself
South Park. duh.
Is it corporate interns running damage control for this shit, or are there people really pathetic enough to defend it for free?
Stop taking Transformers so seriously.
I mean this movie will probably be really bad, but at least they are doing something else for once. Looks like it will be about the rebellion against the Quintessons or something.
They did that better in Cyberverse.
I'm less bothered by the humor than the way they just look like literal humans with silver skin. I was never a fan of the way they looked in the 80s cartoon, one of the big draws of Bayformers for me was how robotic they looked. The design for Megatron especially kicked ass
Tight budget because the last movie flopped.
>I was never a fan of the way they looked in the 80s cartoon, one of the big draws of Bayformers for me was how robotic they looked. The design for Megatron especially kicked ass
I hate Americans sometimes
This, i hate how human they look in transformers one it looks so boring design wise
They are in mass-production preconstructed bodies in One. Of course they are going to look similar initially.
>They're finally doing a full CGI Transformers movie
>They're not adapting War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron into a movie duology
Who fricking decided this?
Holy shit, what are we gonna do now!