>Critically acclaimed tear-jerking send-off rendered completely pointless so character can star in fart comedy that will get 63% critic score on RT

>Critically acclaimed tear-jerking send-off rendered completely pointless so character can star in fart comedy that will get 63% critic score on RT

I deserve it for watching capeshit.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logan was in an alternate timeline from the rest of the movies anyway.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >superhero movies
    >artistic integrity

    You were given a million chances to grow up and you ignored them all, and now you find yourself making threads like this. PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS PRISON OF YOUR OWN SINS
      kinos for this feel?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically American Psycho

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    plenty of great films have terrible sequels. this is nothing new.

    the first two Star Wars films are great, do the prequels retroactively make them bad? the Holiday Special? the Ewok TV movies?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    logan was shit, too
    >oh muh metal bones and corn syrup poisoning me

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fart comedy
    Deadpool is there to not take seriously, so why are you taking Wolverine being in it so seriously?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he died in Logan and I bawled like a b***h. This is Dragon Ball Z all over again

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he died in Logan and I bawled like a b***h
        you are a b***h, that movie was b***hmade. Killing wolverine with a fricking branch was the dumbest shit imaginable. I laughed out loud in the theater, as did others in my showing.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On the positive side, if Deadpool 3 doesn't crack a billion, it could result in the MCU being cancelled.
    We would still get more Marvel movies of course but they might go somewhat back to basics and be more standalone

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand why they made an entire phase with no leads. Frick, I get trying to promote new properties and letting the actors who're tired/too expensive go but to drop everything at once and invest in the worst properties possible like the eternals just boggles my mind. Spider man, doc strange and guardians are proof that when you use shit that the public likes they go watch the movies. And how the frick does ant man have three movies and the hulk has none? How are the fantastic four and the X-Men still languishing in limbo? Why can't they just give blade to someone who isn't an idiot? Why are they taking so long to use Daredevil and why not keep him as he was in Netflix since that shit clearly worked? I don't even like capeshit and am still baffled by the incompetence of everyone involved. Fricking Echo has a tv series and Agatha Harkness will have one too.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logan is also fricking awful.

    > Logan spends multiple movies learning to take in the X-men as his family.
    >"YOU NEVER KNEW WHAT FAMILY MEANT LOGAN!" - Biden Xavier

    Seriously, frick all of you who fell for this shit. Great acting can't save a shit script.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHY WOULD A CHARLES XAVIER WHO'S GETTING SO OLD AND DEMENTIA SICK THAT HE CAN'T EVEN CONTROL HIS POWERS ANYMORE SCHIZO OUT AND SAY SOMETHING MEAN TO LOGAN
      have you never been around an old person with deteriorating faculties?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logan is shit
    I seriously don’t understand what people liked about this crap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it had a cute L0Li and a sad Johnny Cash song

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it had 5-minutes worth of r-rated wolverine action so fanboys were satisfied with that. the rest of the movie is him being a tired useless piece of shit because mangold was up his own ass and thought he was making a real movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a "mature", "gritty" and "different" superhero movie. If you only watch Marvel and DC shit it seems like an amazing movie.

      I agree, a very mediocre movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it had the same grip Joker or the last Batman movie had.
      Capeshit disguised as something else so homosexuals could say they are watching true cinema and not the same shit as usual.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logan honestly wasn't even that good. 7/10.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dies so he can save a bunch of half-human half-mutant clones born in labs using mutant dna easily taken from battlefield
    >replaced by a mexican girl
    >they don't even want to make a new movie with her despite the actress growing out a sexy hooker body
    wtf what are they waiting for?

    also did they even bother to cremate charles or did they just leave his body for the scientists to clone? very forgettable movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did she turn in such a blatant prostitute? did shadman sketches break her?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut up gayget wolverine and deadpool is canon

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't matter

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hated Logan. I don't understand why people like it at all, doesn't even take place in the X-Men continuity and everyone is written out of character or made to look like shit. It's like an edgy fan fiction. Just unpleasant to watch and shitty action.

    The best Wolverine film is Origins. That movie is hilarious and fun. The second Wolverine film in Japan sucks, and Logan is also shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the edgelord shit got incredibly annoying. Pointlessly constant swearing and gore that made it not even feel connected to the other films. I’m not offended by those things, it was just jarring and so blatant an attempt at making it feel ‘mature’ in a really adolescent way. Seemed to trick the teenagers where I worked who weren’t even around when the early X-Men films were made anyway. Jackman and Stewart were great in it, but the amount of hype still baffles me. It’s ok, I guess?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huge jacked man has divorce bills to pay
    please understand

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crying about capeshit for the 9000th time
    >never occurs to them to just stop watching it
    why are autismos like this?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first half of the movie was honestly pretty good. After the farmhouse, things fell apart.
    My personal highlight was that fat black kid running away in the woods. I just don't know, seein fat people run is very comedic

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the new movie doesn't involve or affect the finality of Logan because it's not the same guy. we've been doing multiverse stuff for like 5 years now at least, come on anon.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the movie was shit
    it was only good as long as patrick stewart was on screen

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit Wolverine story and shit X-23 story. Which I guess fits, since both have way more dogshit solo stories than good ones at this point.

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