Critics are refusing to review ‘Blonde’ due to violent long rape scene
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jannies are not ready for webms of that scene flooding this board like spilled soda flooding the floor under the theatre seats
they never are
those homosexuals will try to clean it up anyway
>webms of that scene
a 17 minute webm? I'd be impressed.
A 17 minute rape scene? Really?
how long do you think rape lasts in real life anon?
About 30 seconds if it were me doing the raping.
Step aside Irreversible, there's a new kino in town.
Aw damn it I’m gonna have to finally go to the theatre
>It’s on Netflix
Looks like hand lotion is back on the menu boys
>lotion
Do israelitemericans really?
They can't jerk off without lube because of their mutilated dicks lmao
He doesn't use a dry iron grip
No need, I wasn't branded by the israelite at birth
and by "movie critics" it means some random blue checkmark on twitter that gets on average 10 likes per tweet
when did critics become so artless and compromised with timidity?
Ebert the most famous critic of all time was a total prude and would frequently trash movies for offending his taste. Of course he had no principles beyond disliking sex and violence because ew or something
Did Ebert strike you as the kind of guy that got a lot of pussy?
He gave Irreversible a positive review, though he had to go through some mental gymnastics first.
Yet Ebert eternally jerked off Russ Meyers
Did he refuse to review these films?
sure give it a low rating for the rape, I will mock you for it but whatever, refusing to review is just being a fricking child
That was 80's Ebert. He got better with time
His Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie review is hilarious with how fed up he is with vulgar comedy
Didn’t Ebert used to work with Russ Meyers, a director famous for making B movies starring busty women?
A critic of something is a hypocrite when it comes to their own work?! You don't say!
Forever. Movie criticism has always been shit.
>violent rape porn
just like my 70s roughies
this is marketing
unreal how you gays say it's shilling if anyone likes anything, but this just goes right past
coom goggles are already activated friend, its too late
Because shilling the latest capeshit is gay, shilling naked Ana de Armas is far more acceptable; especially with how shit this board is, all things considered.
Reasonable
Because no one gives a shit about Wakanda but Ana De Anus getting raped for 30 mins is going to be kino
oh fugg this is the director who did Killing Them Softly. Will watch.
>Critics are refusing to review ‘Blonde’ due to violent long rape scene
you had me at violent
>OH MY SCIENCE PLEASE SHARE THIS TITILLATING ARTICLE SO OUR JOURNALIST CAN GET THEIR E-SHITTER NEWSPAPER SOME NETFLIX MARKETING BUCKS
kys homosexual
webms when?
movie only coming out in September
STOP
Violent rape porn? Oooh.
My uncut wiener just sprang up. Might frick the neighbours poodle again.
>My uncut wiener just sprang up.
It better also be unvaccinated and unrepent.
>unvaccinated
I even got my booster, anon. I’m not an antivax moron.
Nice bait
Not him but uncut and vaxxed and very repent! But it won't stop me from raping my nieces and cousins
I'm cut and unvaccinated. I like my dick though
> violent long rape scene
I will now watch your movie.
kys catposting homosexual
oh yeah, it's gaming time
She still can't hide that fricking accent she has in every movie, was a terrible choice for Marilyn.
She's not literally playing Marilyn apparently, it's based on a Joyce Carol Oates novel where the character is only supposed to be similar to Marilyn. It's not a biopic
I don't know about the novel but this is explicitly about Marilyn Monroe and her whole career. Watch the trailer dummy.
link?
Can't wait for the webms
same
>that dude with rabbit ears
every time
Why does this site fall for generic clickbait so easily despite acting enlightened about everything?
>despite acting enlightened about everything
Wtf are you talking about? First day on the site? Cinemaphile is one of the dumbest boards on this site.
Here’s an exercise: make a thread with a screenshot of a fake article regarding race or politics, don’t even bother linking to anything. Add a fake greentext too. You’ll get a hundred replies guaranteed.
Is this movie going to normalize the NC-17 rating?
Since they're going for NC-17 do you think Ana will get penetrated or at least show pusi?
we know she'd be up for it
Holy shit it really is Joker for women isn't it? Even the controversy
>violent rape porn
But women love violent rape porn though?
The modern-day equivalent of "banned in Boston".
"It's violent rape porn"
Nice review, I'll watch the movie. Thank you
Isnt it a biography?
No, it's based on a novel
>download the pdf for spoilers
>its like 600 fricking pages long
joyce carol oates is such a fricking hack
how do they know it has such a scene if they have not watched it
do "movie critics" just spoil themselves the whole movie before watching it
Someone should extract every single rape scene from every single movie and cut them all together.
>The Schneider Cut
jej
nothing sticks to teflon dan
That would be every single foot scene.
Be the change you want to see in the world
I'll get on it right away
The most important question is does she get raped by a black guy?
No, it's supposed to be hot
Okay, now I want to see it. good job marketers 0_o
NO NO NO NO NOW THEY ARE GOING TO CUT THEM OUT NOOOOOOO FRICK
What, are they afraid of admitting it's a good rape scene?
So they're trying to cancel her because she said this?
Correct, making a female Bond would just undermine both females and James Bond, like saying they need a man's branding to be successful. Just make your own woman spy, look at Atomic Blonde that was pretty good.
Helen Page cut off her breasts so she can play Bond. Have some respect for method acting.
Joyce Carol Oates makes so many people seethe it's insane
Love her.
>the perfect woman doesn't exi-
So jfk is a rapist now? I imagine they really were struggling whether to cast him black or don't and make him a rapist instead
Why not both?
It's not even a real biopic. It's based on a work of historical fiction.
>due to violent long rape scene
A single scene - yet they will review shows and movies that rape the original source material for the full run time.
>That is very interesting.
>I am very intelligent.
who does she rape?
BAAAAAAAAAAASED
Looks like kino is back on the menu, sisters
>violent rape porn
based Ana giving me what I want yet again
I for one will be watching this with my step daughter
Based Ana giving us service, top 3 actresses
>Lea seydoux
>Eva green
>Ana
Imagine being the guy whose job it is to keep the three of them in their clothes.
>watch movie with a rape scene
>"wait, is this porn?"
if this is your mental process then what's going on at home
i will now watch your movie
These snowflake types, critics or not, are just not prepared to exist at all because the depiction of facts is enough to dismantle them.
lol, what a pricks, is it better than irreversible rape? i doubt it
>More Ana de Kino webms
Wtf bros I LITERALLY look just like this
Ynbaw
why is her mouth so small? does she only suck asian dick?
she looks like isabella moner, speaking of which is there any deep fake porn of her yet?
Anyone else here lusting after beautiful pink Caucasian foreskin?
Let's post some juicy dick pics.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/5n7dkgm5hk4a499/AAC-OD8FH6u8XVcABWScwecta?dl=0
And what do you wanna bet that these are the same critics that gave Showgirls a four star rating...
interested to see how they do this kinda shit
the punctuation and formatting of that text is very annoying. i was actually curious about that book but frick that tryhard shit.
>Ana de Armas in Marilyn cosplay getting her ass rigorously blown out for 30 mins
I will now watch your movie
I know Nick Cave and Warren Ellis are doing the music of this, but they better play Candle in the Wind at the end of the movie
>Critics are refusing to review ‘Blonde’ due to violent long rape scene
In that case, I refuse to watch any movie without violent long rape scenes
do shartmericans really?
>two tickets to the violent rape porn, please
>we want the w*man audience
EVERY TIME I SEE IMAGES OF THIS FILM I FLY INTO A FRICKING UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE - HOW DID THEY FRICK UP HER HAIR SO BADLY JFC RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ana de Armas looks absolutely nothing like Marilyn Monroe. Why did they get a Hispanic to play her?
I've lived here all my life and I still do not understand why we society is so enamored with this dead prostitute
Because she was a israeli actress from giga wealth. These super rich israelites like to promote their own so goyims worship them.
Because she fricked Kennedy and killed herself I guess
Don't tell me. Shes a bit drunk and a man has sex with her.
>violent rape porn
Andrew Dominik is a kino machine.
i will now watch your movie
>most beautiful white girl (pink nipples) to ever exist
>cast a shitskin with brown nipples to play her
they're not even trying to hide it any more
>a filthy junkie prostitute
>most beautiful white girl
spoken like a true chud
>"controversy" marketing
that's how you know its shit
I will consider the movie trash if she doesn't show full frontal nudity in it.
Picked the frick up.
It has one rape scene and it will not be shown much. This is all just publicity
They're just pissed that Armas came out and said James Bond should remain a man.
pretty sure a lot of women said this, and its true obviously
HOLLYWOOD CONFIRMED CONS
> Critics
> It's just Grace Randolf
Finally something good to watch
How are they going to explain Marilyn Monroe speaking with a thick Spanish accent?
In the universe of the movie she is Cuban like Black Wesker in Resident Evil
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
as probably one of the few people who have read and own the book here, i went and found what i assume is gonna be the rape scene in the book for you guys
Why is it formatted like that?
some idiot pressed block format in word
the book is somewhat experimental. it's not all like that but sections are more and more disjointed and stream-of-consciousness depending on the intensity and disjointedness of the narrator and the experience
see
where she's super fricked up on drugs and and frantic filming some like it hot
>the book is somewhat experimental. it's not all like that but sections are more and more disjointed and stream-of-consciousness depending on the intensity and disjointedness of the narrator and the experience
that s a lot of word to say: it's gay shit
This was written by a woman wasn't it?
Women have ruined books
sure was
sure is
idk, i like it but it's artsy stuff and more interesting than a normal biography to me. i'm into it personally
but also you can't really blame joyce carol oates for ruining books with stream of consciousness when the better joyce exists
anyway it's hot how she has to hobble ashamed to clean herself up as the other ladies judge her afterwards
Hollywood affirming they are violent rapists. Weinstein's Gonna Wein.
>The film sparked some controversy for its NC-17 rating, raising concerns that the film would be exploitative in its depiction of Monroe. Speaking on the rating, Dominik stated "It’s a demanding movie. If the audience doesn’t like it, that’s the fricking audience’s problem. It’s not running for public office
first it was C****s, now its a fricking 2 and a half hour long rape fest
what in the ACTUAL frick???
are Netflix out of there minds, why are they appealing to chuds with all this degeneracy, fricking cancelling one of my subs