CRUISE MISSILE PSA

Do you solemnly swear to protect him?
The way he's protected the art of filmmaking, and the purest form of popcorn entertainment. For us. For you.
Protect him.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is he so Based?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is 100% hiding his power level.

      https://i.imgur.com/TBcesyn.jpg

      Do you solemnly swear to protect him?
      The way he's protected the art of filmmaking, and the purest form of popcorn entertainment. For us. For you.
      Protect him.

      I solemnly pledge to protect Tom Cruise from any danger in the entire world with my life.

      Yall were seething snowflakes when he went on a rant about his crew not wearing covid masks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for yourself monkey. He was right to do so. Those are jobs at risk. You wouldn't understand, monkey man.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not why he raged? Why lie? A crew member is literally complained by other mates about him not following COVID protocols. Tom Cruise is severely warned not to film movies in COVID. Hollywood is literally tried everything to shut his filming of MI7 and they looked for every reasons to cancel his movie filming. Even Tom has to follow the protocols. And when he yelled at him he didn't fired him. He literally said at the end that he cares about people and he's trying to put food on people's table. He still kept that guys job and he still worked on his movie and he still got his salary. He just warned him that people are trying to shut this movie down.

      • 10 months ago
        I rate your bait

        that's not what "snowflake" means, sweetheart.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is 100% hiding his power level.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I solemnly pledge to protect Tom Cruise from any danger in the entire world with my life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you Brother. Your pledge won't go unnoticed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basado.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is your movie 3 hours long, homosexual?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'll be first scientology president of USA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be Based. Imagine Trump/Cruise ran in 2024. It will break the Cinemaphile

      Thank you Brother. Your pledge won't go unnoticed.

      Thank you brother.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trump is done

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How? He's the popular politician in the United States and likely going to win 2024.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't think you could beat that ticket fr fr ong

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frfr(Real)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be Based. Imagine Trump/Cruise ran in 2024. It will break the Cinemaphile

      [...]
      Thank you brother.

      Can someone pitch the idea to Tom Cruise that he should run for president?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wear your covid masks nazis

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is MI flopping or something?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think so. Movie will not surpass Top Gun 2 but will surpass fallout.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movie will cross the billion mark. It's written.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hardly

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAN'T BRUISE CRUISE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't bruise the fricking cruise

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's so fake. How can I trust his smile when he's acting the whole time? His public persona is just another character role he goes into. He's fake. We're never gonna see the real Tom Cruise. The secret guy behind the smile, whoever he is, I don't trust him. That motherfricker is not real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have personally met cruise multiple times and he's nice to me. Also he's been nice since 1981 taps movie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is the OPs picture from?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently found out that the sole reason the top gun program was created was that american pilots kept getting btfo by soviet fighters in vietnam, they even have a mig on their logo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atleast the mission was a success and Vietnam is a broke shithole now.

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