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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn’t i born with the Tom Cruise phenotype?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because God made enough manlets and realised that was a mistake

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stable diffusion ass homies

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    any random k-pop artist mogs them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yikes
      asians will never recover from white people existing

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    which is the real one?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of them are AI you fricking moron

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      your jaw doesn't stop growing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this procedure is a lot more common within the entertainment industry than normies know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a lot more common than normies know.
        what, implants? think you're a bit behind the curve there

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not implants. They pushed his maxilla forward.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some know

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mewing doesn't wor-

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's probably had work done, but this is also mouth open vs clenched jaw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only sensible post. Also the angle of the photo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only sensible post. Also the angle of the photo.

        Lower bodyfat also. Surgery or otherwise, he only looks so disgustinly incelic in pic rel because of his higher bodyfat. A handsome man doesn't have to be obese in order to not look handsome - only have enough fat to make the cheeks full and the jawline obscured.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is my existence
          I guess I should just get buff huh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      trenjaw

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NFW there are two other dudes that look just like him who happen to be 5'2".

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M TOM CRUISe
    >NO, I'M TOM CRUISE
    > NO, I'M COM TRUISE
    >WE"RE TOME CREUISE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PROVE YOURSELF
      >SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE REAL TOM WOULD KNOW

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have sex with ladies

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the one on the right not actually Tom Cruise? He's legitimately movie star handsome.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Richard Gene x Cruise in the middle no homo

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seek gender affirming healthcare
    >told everyday that you deserve to be in a mass grave and you are mental ill beyond repair

    >manlets get tens of thousands of dollars of surgery to look more like tom cruise
    >WOAH BASED BASED
    4chincels are fricking deranged

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're cutting off your dick, sis.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an AI image, you statistic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you deserve to be in a mass grave and you're mentally ill beyond repair

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seek gender affirming healthcare

      aisle 16, rope, straps and tie downs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>seek gender affirming healthcare
      >>told everyday that you deserve to be in a mass grave and you are mental ill beyond repair
      uhh maybe because you are and you should be in one?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh, which one is tom? right, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real Tom is taking the photo

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    left looks like john stamos
    middle looks like christian bale
    right looks like jason bateman

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real one is obviously the manlet on the left

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the tom cruise huge ass webm, please i beg you

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seeing triple here. Nine Tom Cruises!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically, how will we as a species deal with AI generated imagery in the future? there will be no way to tell what's AI or not at some point, and what scares me is that the govts will probably take advantage if that and create a monopoly on deciding what's "real" and what's generated. kinda messed up if you think about it, but at least we'll get on demand, 100% customizable kino any time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop trusting shit you see online. That's how it was before the 2010s.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the joke was that it's just 3 tom cruises because he does his stunts himself and has no doubles?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'7" kinglets

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, the alliance between 5’7” bros and lanklets will endure

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stunt double
    >there's three of them

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