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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CAPESHITTERS KNEEL

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >refresh jet kino after 30 years
    vs
    >stale batman or spiderman shit they release all the time every year and every few months

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, a high budget action film that has characters and a story that isn't from a children's magazine was super successful. Fricking weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't a cartoon either. Every shot didn't have a massive amount of CGI because costumes can't have wrinkles. Knowing the stunts were performed for real gives it more impact. It's impressive like film was before everything because a cartoon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think in a lot of ways it's even simpler than that. The writing is competent. The actions of the characters makes sense. The title character isn't the butt of the joke and talked down to the entire time like in every Disney product.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woke bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, The Batman and Professor Magic are woke bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >batman
        you mean that movie where a BLACK washed cat woman talks about white priviledged capitalist fricks?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black catwoman isn't even a new thing. Eartha Kitt played her in the adam west show. Catwoman in Year One is Falcone's mixed race daughter just like in the movie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Show us the 500 panels of catwoman saying "all this shit is happening because of these white privileged buttholes" through the years in the comics and shows

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care about comics history. Black people are ugly and I don't like looking at them - much less paying to look at them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            All prioe instances of blackwashing were moronic too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, The Batman and Professor Magic are woke bullshit.

      Correct
      Top Gun has a sprinkle of zog but it wasn't as overbearing as the others

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    capeshit fatigue, this is how every year would have gone for Marvel if they actually had some competition instead of the talent vacuum that Hollywood has been since 2010

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Practical effects Chads we just keep winning, CGI gimps will never recover.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    light year failed because it had no dinossaurs on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      COPE, but not far from what disney shills actually use as excuse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who said im kidding
        i love this image so much

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is it. We're finally seeing the slow end of capeshit. I think I'm going to cry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe it depends on how thor does at the box office

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a long ten years.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    True, they didnt shit on maverick and have some stronk wymxn come into the movie and one up at every turn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they didnt shit on maverick
      This is crucial because even if the team didn't have a woman, they could've still been woke and have the young nu-male recruits shit on the old boomer and his old ways, but they didn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they didnt shit on maverick
      This is crucial because even if the team didn't have a woman, they could've still been woke and have the young nu-male recruits shit on the old boomer and his old ways, but they didn't.

      Having Maverick actually be the best and stay the best was based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They kinda did that at the beginning, but Maverick shut them down like in the first training dogfight

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The capeshit crash has been a long time coming. Avengers and batman is the only reason it hasn't happened sooner.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the anon with his Thor chart?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's finna boutta get minion'd

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care I only give a shit about Batman and it was great. Instant gratification normies don't get it. Having woke shit that isn't mary sue is kino.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >No woke shit
    Does removing the Tawain patch from his flight jacket so the chinacels won't have a beebeecee tantrum count as being woke?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They undid this change after Tencent pulled their funding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's only for the trailers. They probably would've changed it for the chink release too, but it never got one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His original unaltered jacket is what was used in the film, you'd know if you'd seen it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't watch the best kino of the year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed for only watching the trailer and having no fricking clue what you're on about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't watch the best kino of the year

        His original unaltered jacket is what was used in the film, you'd know if you'd seen it.

        That's only for the trailers. They probably would've changed it for the chink release too, but it never got one.

        They undid this change after Tencent pulled their funding

        Free you's 5ez

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw it for the 2nd time. I remember thinking the scene where they steal the f-14 was fricking moronic but it didn't really bother me this time around. Dunno why. Shit's just entertaining.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see what's so moronic about it. The enemy helicopter trying to kill an enemy pilot instead of capturing him takes more suspension of disbelief.

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