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Clod general. Saw some dudes cosplaying as him at the cinema, Clod fever is real.
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Clodgods get in here
Formerly Sod
Explain the supposed hype for this character
Corporate psyop. Elemental twitter account posted a fake video of a theater going crazy when he shows up. Nobody even new who the character was before
I see. Thought he was voiced by some rapper or represented some underrepresented minority like a philipino or something
Piss off, clodposer. All the real clodheads have been here from the beginning.
It’s obvious they’re trying to make him (it?) a sensation, but can’t understand that sensations aren’t made by astroturfing. They tried this with the porgs in TLJ also and failed miserably
Then they got blindsided by yeed’s popularity lmao
Doesn't help that the design is generic as frick
This is literally Disney marketing
Get your Clodforsaken ass out of my thread, b***h.
I’ll clodomize you till you love me, homosexual.
Audiences LOVED Clod, Critics put out the HIT, who would you rather trust YOURSELF, or a TROLL behind a keyboard.
Minions for zoomers
>Clod is considered a sex offender by libs just because he has rizz
Can't trod the Clod, homosexuals
the cinema staff had to interrupt the movie because everyone was filming and taking pictures of Clod, with flash ON, crazy stuff the Clod fandom is doing out there. Had to buy another pair of tickets just to get an uninterrupted Clod experience, expensive but worth it.
love this lil homie
Where my clodslaw bros at?
any idea where I can get one of these? Everywhere is sold out
Is this the new alt right hate symbol?
Clodhead here, I was at the first reveal. The theater footage is real, the crowd loses their shit. Clod is a voice of a generation and outshines the rest of the cast. He is like Snoopy in Peanuts, more popular than the main character.
Reminder that clodgang hates Black folk
You will never be a real meme. You have no OC, you have no fans, you have no KnowYourMeme entry. You are a shitpost twisted by zoomers and summergays into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
there's already Clod r34
Clod is not a meme
Clod is not a meme is a meme
>I'm shilling for Didney on purpose - but only ironically xD
nice selfie
Clod is good.
>pixar tries to salvage the box office by astroturfing a fandom for a side character similar to the Minions
>ironic memers ironically pretend to be a fan of it
You people sicken me
#Clodettes, our response?
>astroturfing
he's real turf, though
this
imagine doing the work for disney for free lmao
>ATSV shills trying to trod the Clod
yikes, could you be any more obvious?
>noooooo you can't be ironic on Cinemaphile
If you think his popularity is anything other than an act of Clod, you're blind.
maskusumtrik, what you gonna do when the #ClodMob is at the gates rick? How you gonna protect your family then, huh?
clodsters, assemble
Morbius proved that ironic memes don’t convert into ticket sales so who cares
disney always gets its money back in bluray sales
>no fun allowed
You'd have to have a true fricking moron to think this will be good for Disney. They did the same shit for Morbius and it just caused Sony to lose money a second time when they took the bait.
It's not fun. Let it crash and burn into obscurity.
shhh don't tell disney our plan!
>ironic
Some of us actually love Pixar.
If this coming weekend we only drop by 29 or 19%, we could be well on the way to 100 millie domestically.
I think some of the more, jaded movie goers, may have underestimated Pixar's power.
>loving some corporation that has no idea you exist
How sad is your life?
Anon the person you responded to has brain damage. They would probably literally love actual garbage.
>Some of us actually love Pixar.
the love for clod here is completely organic you're a fricking idiot dude
HELLO
moron???
ANYONE HOME????
DID YOU SEE THE PART WHERE THE FLOWER IS LIKE AN ARMPIT HAIR
MORON
ANYONE HOME IN THAT HEAD
this is exactly like Morbius
we're making fun of the memes and fake astroturfing so they wonder why the (fake) hype online isnt translating into tickets
and Sony actually fell for that shit with Morbius
IM GONNA MORRRRRRB OUTTT!!
audiences loved Clod you fricking stupid idiot
>Destroy Israel and it’s people.
It's white unmarried women and christcucks that are driving this
Why do the israelites want me to like this character bros?
They want you to hate it, just look at all the anti-shilling in this thread.
Because the stupid israelites already have have millions of dollars of worthless clod toys sitting in warehouses along with the rest of the elemental trash, that no one fricking wants, and they are desperate to move it.
Disney is hemorrhaging money
>Clod is comprised of over 18 million individual dirt particles
incredible. How does Pixar do it?
>Destroy Israel and it’s people.
Calm down, Muhammad. We don’t wage holy wars anymore.
wtf that's just the tomato farmer from pizza tower
Holy Shit! Is that Clod, from Disney's™ Pixar's© Elemental®? I saw it with my fellow Cinemaphilener friends last night and we loved this cult classic. We all cheered every time Clod was on screen, as we're all Clodchads. I even met a cute girl at the screening and we're going on a date next week, she was so impressed with my Clod rizz despite me being an incel! You too can watch this summer sleeper hit at any local theatre, check out Disney's® Pixar's™ Elemental© today!
>she was so impressed with my Clod rizz despite me being an incel!
lel
keyed
autism
That was an #ActOfClod, good on you clodbro!
Yo is that Clod? That homie has been on my mind.
post the full pasta, I beg you
No cap?
Clod is not a meme
Clod? Yeah, he curbestomped a Black person the other night. For a forced psyop meme he's pretty based (racist)
Why do corporations even bother shilling on Cinemaphile instead Reddit and twitter? Are we still that influential?
Is that Clod? That homie has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, earthiest, wettest boy pussy I’ve ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy’s nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Clod screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That homie frotted my wiener until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That homie Clod and I been fricking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you’re gonna ask me how to “long” Clod, I’ll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn’t play around with no pansy-ass homies either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6’5 is the minimum and I ain’t talking about height boy. That homie Clod stole my heart and drank my sneed.
thx
who the frick keeps animating my turds?
Is Clod a clud?
why did you make this homosexual shit? chug cyanide right now.
how angry you just got made me save his image
homies be like "it's just for the first night" but they got da grass top
You're desperation to astroturf a movie that is bombing is real.
>An act of god or an act of... CLOOOOWWD?
I fricking spit my drink and dropped my popcorn at this, the whole theater started scream-laughing, it was so loud my ears hurt, but it wasn't a bad kind of pain it was quite pleasurable. Anyway, we all laughed for a good 5 minutes, the whole theater smelled like piss because the kids couldn't help themselves from laughing so much, we just stayed to see if Clod would show up again, ffs I never laughed so much in my life. You truly can't trod the clod, holy shit.
I typed 'Clod' into Youtube and these were the first three results.
>the actual [product]
>some shitpost from what I can’t even call a poketuber that’s completely unrelated
>video essay on why [product] is fricked
Real organic push you got there, eh Pixar
post-ironic marketing is still marketing
Oh no we might meme it into box office success, just like what happened with this movie right?
It's Cloddin' time.
>ugly character literally made of dirt
Yes, this will sell our movie
I can't rest until the Clod Funko Pops are announced. I need them so bad. I've already decided I'm getting three of each standard (one to unbox, one to archive, one to display in the box) and four of however many limited editions they produce (one to unbox, two to archive, one to display in the box).
OH SHIT CLODHEADS IM HAVING A CLODGGED ARTERIE
SOMEONE GET HIM SOME NITROCLOD
>Clod general. Saw some dudes cosplaying as him at the cinema, Clod fever is real.
astroturfed
CLOD IT UP BABY
Clod is the word.
I'm 43 years old and can remember a time when I would've absolutely loved Clod.
Hell, I love him now.
Onions
yoo whats up Clod general
STICK WITH THE CLOD.
CLOD WITH THE CLOD.
CLOD IS MY GOD
>iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits clod!
It's Clod's World and we're just living in it.
Little cloddlers having the experience of a lifetime, you love to see it
I have no idea what ethnicity these kids are other than the fact they eat cheeze-its by the cup full.
Los ogros Americanos
you ever think these kids grow up and think "dear GOD what kind of abomination did my parents make"? like I can get that ugly people exist and can come to terms with that fact, but imagine knowing your parents could've chosen to simply have children with more compatible mates and then decided to racemix anyway. what kind of hatred would you have towards your parents? I mean, they don't even look like you.
I guess we'll find out when they're old enough to start posting on here. Hell, they might even be here among us already. That's a scary thought.
have you not seen that webm of the ginger goblina saying just that?
I have not.
she's really cute too, feel bad for her
Mostly the person blossoms into somebody quite sexy, so no I don't think they often think anything of the sort.
The only people who think that like are the people who have been mentally poisoned by internet hate, like you.
Elemuttal
Los goblinillos benjamin.
The kid with the biggest hair is gonna be an e-celeb in 15 years, I just know it.
clod cosplay
clodsplay if you will
>clod cosplay
>no costume needed, you just have to be american
genius marketing
All of them. Clod completes me.
When is the clod funko out? I HAVE to get the chase
Probably one you can only get at the Funko store in LA.
This funko goes very hard
love from kazakhstan
I love Clod so much it's unreal
I thought of something kind of fun, take the song Lump by the Presidents of the United States of America and change it to Clod
Someone in a Disney boardroom really thought “This literal pile of dirt is going to be our next Olaf”.
He is the new face of the Target Clearance aisle.
Pixar is shit
>watch the movie at the cinema with my girlfriend
>Clod shows up
>She bites her lip
For frick sake
Clod my arteries please!
Is it true what they say about Clod?
When I was watching Disney's "Elementals" for the third time, people got so excited a mostly peaceful riot broke out. Clod fans burned the theater down, then looted all of the candy from the concession causing thousands of dollars in property damage. Robert had to lay down suppressive fire with the Kinoplex's grenade launcher so I could crawl to safety. Luckily, we were in California so technically nobody committed any crime.
thank you anon, I needed to laugh
Clod Fun
We live in a world of wonders:
I NEED CLOD IN MY MOUTH NOW
lol that Parkinson's shake. She's so nervous to be touching Clod. Her desk chair is gonna be damp for a week.
ELEMENTAL BROS!! WE'RE BACK!!!
THANK YOU DADDY DISNEY FOR BUYING ALL THE TICKETS
>A Victory for Weekend Two
However, all is not entirely lost for the film. For weekend two, Elemental only dropped 39% from its opening weekend. In the grand scheme of things, this is an excellent retention. While Elemental is not going to be a big money maker for Pixar, this second weekend does show that the film did end up pleasing fans.
Frickkkk yeah!!!
>this second weekend does show that the film did end up pleasing fans.
No it fricking doesn't who wrote that fricking article?
>disneydining.com
Oh.
Only $400 million more to break even!
>Only 39% drop
Wow, we may actually be back.
Fake hype from a dead company.
>Pixar
>Clod
>Morbius tier jokes
>Posting articles from DISNEYDINING.com
My theater literally erupted in applause when Chod appeared on screen. It was something I had never seen before in my life.
>well on the way to 100 millie domestically
>for a film with a 200 million dollar budget
>anywhere even in the realm or universe of 'good'
All the second weekend shows is that it can't fall any fricking farther and that it's opening weekend was already the fricking ground.
It was already so fricking low it with how many theaters it was still playing in it had to make at least 10-15 million. Good god the cope is unreal.
WHEN CLOD CAME ON THE SCREEN MY ENTIRE THEATER WAS LIKE "WOO" AND I SAID WOO AND CLAPPED WHEN I SAW HIM
WE WERE GOING FRICKIN NUTS I HOPE DISNEY MAKES 3 MOVIES ABOUT CLOD THAT WILL ALL MAKE MILLIONS BECAUSE I WILL GO SEE IT SIX NO SEVEN TIMES
YFW you saw CLOD
MMMMBATTANAT
OH MY CLOD
AMBATUCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>watching Disney's Elemental (in theaters now)
>Suddenly everybody in the crowd starts to murmur to each other
>"ayo momma wake up, clod is comin!!!" i hear a black child behind me whisper loudly
>clod pops up from his pot
>crowd bursts out screaming and cheering
>popcorn and soda thrown everywhere
>i am drenched in clod juices
i think it's safe to say that Clod is here to stay
HOLY Black person SHIT ITS CLOD
I wore my clod shirt to the coffee shop today. The barista I have a crush on is a zoomer (I'm 39m) and she has a baby yoda sitting in the rear window of her car so I know she likes cute shit.
I got sameday shipping and it's not exactly my size (not used to buying clothes online) if I move my arms too much it kinda rides up and shows my belly area (not enough to really tell I'm chubby) but it works if I keep my arms down. I wore it under an open cardigan that helped to hide the overtightness on the sides.
Gave my name for the order as "Clod" and kinda did the Clod face at her. I think she was just having a busy day but was definitely being friendlier than usual. When she called out Clod she smiled and said "Have a great rest of your day."
Well she gave good advice because I haven't been able to stop smilling ever since I left. Should I wear it again tomorrow?
>Gave my name for the order as "Clod" and kinda did the Clod face at her
best part
I saw Clod at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Clod, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any elemental infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I'll always be thankful to Clod
He showed an entire generation of white guys how to appropriately interact with nonwhite people in 2000's America when we actually had to begin giving a shit about their opinions and desires
Whenever I have to meet a black or Latino person, I always just start acting like Clod and everything's fine and I feel much more calm and confident about being a white male
and for a brief minute when we bump fists, it's like slavery and colonization and smallpox never even happened and I can just enjoy a nice Corona with friends
elemental doing bad so shills desperate to find something for Cinemaphile to latch onto. Don't fall for it.
I don't think anyone's falling for it
I mean what kind of dullard actually hates a movie, then decides to go see it and/or buy merchandise of a character just because he's memed into oblivion?
The whole, hate-watch angle.
yeah but anyone who hate-watches a movie like this will be doing it through piracy, and even if some do watch it legitimately it has to be a tiny drop in the bucket for the studio.
>yeah but anyone who hate-watches a movie like this will be doing it through piracy
This. If I'm going to make fun of a piece of shit movie and hate watch it I am sure as hell am not going to pay money to see it.
C L O D
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>i shill for billion dollar companies for free as a "meme" ironically
cringe
I doubt a single person on 4skin is going to watch this piece of shit movie.
>Pixar banking their movie will be a success off brand alone [x]
>shills start making fake "clodmania" theatre reaction videos and memes [x]
>People point this out and clown it rightfully[x]
>Shills start posting threads making fun of it themselves [x]
>People start ironically pretending they like clod [x] (YOU ARE HERE)
>Shills start making threads ironically (but not really because they are shills) about Clod [ ]
>People complaining about the ironic trolls and shills posting about clod [ ]
>Shills start threads complaining about shills ironically posting about Clod [ ]
YWNBC (you will never be clod)
Clodiences can't get enough