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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's his dead mother's skull.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his mom was also a cubone at some point
      did she wear her own skull?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. They come out of their eggs wearing the skull.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wrong.
        Why would anyone place your statement above the official game text?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because mine is founded on official game mechanics. Not all cubone even have mothers; Ditto can breed with males.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ditto can breed with males.
            Just like my shadman stories!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. They come out of their eggs wearing the skull.

      GF confirmed that all Pokemon are naked all the time. Even Sawk and Throh don't have actual karate gis, it's just their skin. Cubone's skull is actually part of his head.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GF confirmed
        who made that b***h the expert

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about your girlfriend's opinion, doofus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his mom was also a cubone at some point
      did she wear her own skull?

      Wrong. They come out of their eggs wearing the skull.

      In gen 1 it's clear that the cubone you get is a unique creature. It's wearing its mother's skull, not because all cubones do that but because this cubone's mother was killed and it decided to do that. There's a reason only 1 cubone exists in the gen 1 games and you can't catch them in the wild. Then they just threw out that idea and made all cubones always look like that.

      Kind of like how they threw away the idea of pokemon being considered relatively new creatures to humans. In gen 1 the discovery of pokemon fossils and mew seemed like big discoveries in part because people didn't know pokemon had been around for that long, as if they were cryptid-type creatures before their population started booming. Clefairy is from the fricking moon, too. But all that went out the window almost immediately in the following games and pokemon were just considered that world's version of animals rather than anything special.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from gen 1 era and this is totally true. Good post. They threw away so much later on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a reason only 1 cubone exists in the gen 1 games and you can't catch them in the wild
        What? They have a low appearance rate but you can catch them in Pokemon tower.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick? I've literally never seen a wild cubone in gen 1. I looked it up and you're right, but that's so fricked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They all kill their own mothers and take her skull

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a reason only 1 cubone exists in the gen 1 games and you can't catch them in the wild.
        This is not true lmao You can catch both of them in the wild in the original games like all other monsters. The only uncatchable wild Pokémon in those games is the ghost Marowak in Pokémon Tower. The particular orphan Cubone and its ghost mother from the Lavender Town plotline are probably based on some Japanese yokai or vengeful ghost story.

        >ho oh shows up in the very first episode of the anime
        >even though gen ii didn't come out until years later

        This was done to make Jap kids shit bricks because the vidya had already been out in Japan for a year before the anime debuted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This is not true lmao You can catch both of them in the wild in the original games like all other monsters.
          I had no idea because I never saw one in the wild, but you're wrong that every pokemon can be caught in the wild. Mr. Mime, Lickitung, Jynx, and Farfetch'd are all exclusive to in-game npc trades in gen 1, so the idea of a pokemon that can only be obtained from an NPC is not unfounded. Not to mention others you can't catch in the wild like starters or fossil mon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're all over the tower and the cave right before that town.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bros... how will we ever recover from this creepy untold liminal detail we NEVER realized

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >untold
        It's his in-game description when you catch him in Pokemon Yellow.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cubones are just failed, genetically deficient charmanders.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then he should get a third creepy evolution like skullgreymon but charizard

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't that weird dream out of my head where cubone was in an irl music video with a bunch of naked girls popping champagne bottles while he rapped like Biggie Smalls but only saying "cubone" of course

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    out of my way twinks, Digimon chads incoming

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this little homie like you wouldnt believe

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy fricking kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Close, but pokemon movie 3 is the best movie, and actual kino

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's his dead mother's skull.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ho oh shows up in the very first episode of the anime
    >even though gen ii didn't come out until years later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dumb 10yo ass always thought that was a Moltres
      The bad video quality of my TV at the time didn't help

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I knew it couldn't be Moltres because it had real feathers, which is why I thought it was Articuno bathed in golden light from the sunset.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't everyone? I didn't even know wtf a ho-oh was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show came after Gen1.
      Gen1 had Gen2 pokemon that were scrapped and put into Gen2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >majestic beautiful phoenix pokemon
      >same typing as moltres fire/flying X4 weak to rock
      >"In the Pokémon Gold and Silver Spaceworld '97 demo, Ho-Oh was a pure Flying-type legendary Pokémon."
      You fricking bastards.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SET SAIL FOR CUBONE

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its farfetch'd

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