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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a manlet and I found this wildly offensive. Disgusting dwarves need to go back to fricking mud and each other and stay away from the Children of Eru (Men and Elves ONLY).

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does elf women hates elf men?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      too tall

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are all autistic

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone make an AI of what their baby would look like.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tall elf woman look like that?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been the dwarf a few times
    Women over 5’7” get less play so if you shoot your shot you have a good one.

    My last ex looked like Wednesday but prettier and her being 5’9” seemed to drop her attractiveness to other dudes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Women over 5’7” get less play so if you shoot your shot you have a good one.
      This is true, there's lot of 6ft+ women who are aware of the difficulty of their situation and are willing to date shorter guys given the right circumstances.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m 5’5” and my serious relationship have all been with 5’9 to 5’11 girls
        If I date short chicks I get like 6s if I flirt with tall ones I can pull 8-9s

        I’m competing with the three 6’3 chads instead of 50 5’10 brads and they are used to being treated like shit so I look like a better bet than another flakey chad

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tall women get fed up with men insisting on tiny womanlets just like men are tired of women demanding tall partners

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a manlet and I wanted her to be way bigger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you wish you were a midget who gets lots of poosy. basically you want to be peter dinklage.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I want her to be bigger, can't you read?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          same difference. size is relative.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was simultaneously the best and worst thing about that trilogy.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's possible for short chads to get with tall Stacies
    Holy shit, this thread is blowing my mind. Amazon gf bros, we won!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did no one teach you this?
      I remember the first boobs I touched. A joke was made about my height and I just stared at her breasts and said it’s perfect height I think

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am a khhv so yes no one taught me.

        I’m the only reputable source for accurate real life information on this board and I say

        Short guys can date tall women. But if the relationship is only built on the sex dynamic, the woman will probably get tired of being the taller one and lose almost interest in the relationship within a year, so if that’s all you have going for it don’t expect a long term thing to last

        That makes sense.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m the only reputable source for accurate real life information on this board and I say

      Short guys can date tall women. But if the relationship is only built on the sex dynamic, the woman will probably get tired of being the taller one and lose almost interest in the relationship within a year, so if that’s all you have going for it don’t expect a long term thing to last

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'4 here.

      Ex-GF was 5'10-5'11 , she also sometimes used heels.

      Also, from personal experience, taller women for some reason feel more approachable.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, from personal experience, taller women for some reason feel more approachable.
        You subconsciously think they are your mother

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im 5 '8, is it over bros?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5'5, who gives a shit

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'5, white, apparently quite handsome, and in good shape with broad shoulders. I have only ever been in relationships with tiny women and I'm sick of it. I fricked a 6'1 girl one time and it was incredible being with someone of a similar size to me, she was just too unintelligent to continue seeing. why can't I have a mommy dommy giantess gf?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a six foot woman doesn't want to have tall daughters, simple as.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Is it really so bad being a tall girl?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it seems to me that physical abnormalities are accentuated in very tall women. that being said, a 6ft 10/10 woman with perfect proportions is the best (not very common though). best of luck, tallgay.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks anon

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the add this? Was one of the producers a midge or something?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOTR be like
    >AND SO BOROMIR AND FRODOMIR SONS OF GOROMIR EMBARKED ON THEIR ARDOUS JOURNEY ACROSS THE LANDS OF MORROMIR

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