Today on injuries that would have murdered the frick out of a normal person.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm really curious what the symbiote fans think of this.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Don't get me wrong, I like symbiotes just fine whenever they crossover with ASM but I'm a filthy casual and most of this has lost me.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Madness has an AWESOME design. It's so over the top- the horns, the scar, the hair, the extra heads- and I feel like most symbiote designs are so same-y considering they have the capability to look like literally anything, so it's refreshing to see someone just go crazy with it. And both he and the cyborg symbiotes are like...very 90s, if that makes sense. Edgy and over-the-top and just *fun.* Misery's design...eh, she's more of an example of what I *dislike. Not horrible, just...nothing new. And as for Misery on a conceptual level, or in general the idea of Liz as a supervillain?? Honestly, considering every other one of Peter's old friends has had their shot at being a super(*and* at bonding to a symbiote funnily enough), it's only fair that she gets a spin.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Venom is my bread and butter, I think its over-saturation.
Its just eroding symbiote lore. Hell, they cant even keep track of the fact Toxin is both in Madness and on a boy whos dad works for Alchemex... Come on, Lowe, get your shit together.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm really curious what the symbiote fans think of this.
People whine a lot about there being too many spider-folks / events but unironically I feel like symbiotes are even fricking worse when it comes to spamming of them. Like yeah it's cool to have like >what would x character look like with a symbiote!
but what even is this? And the last few Venom focused events
7 months ago
Anonymous
Fricking ouch.
7 months ago
Anonymous
She's got serum in her veins. She'll be fine. Probably.
7 months ago
Anonymous
That claw looks wider than the midsection it is traveling through! Her spine and organs should all be gone!
7 months ago
Anonymous
She's had worse.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You know, thinking about it, they just destroyed her spine, so even if she survived, she has nothing to hold her up or allow her to walk or feeling anything below the ribs.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>destroyed her spine
She didn't need that anyway. She'll transform into a goblin and it'll grow right back.
7 months ago
Anonymous
It could be a good character beat to make her disabled and have her rely on her ex's former wife's prosthetics but they'd never go for it. She'll recover.
8 months ago
Anonymous
He dead, Jim?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Let's get dangerous!
8 months ago
Anonymous
Peter Parker is a strong independent woman and don't need no man to save him.
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
Seems like Liz takes more after Norman than Harry tbh.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Character development! We love to see it!
8 months ago
Anonymous
Kid is cute. Not going to lie.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Shout out to.those who wanted to see Liz and Peter talk.
8 months ago
Anonymous
8 months ago
Anonymous
Chimpsiote for best character.
8 months ago
Anonymous
And that's all folks.
8 months ago
Anonymous
This was actually really good. Seriously, why is Peter's supporting cast getting better stuff than he is??
8 months ago
Anonymous
ASM is horribly mandated against a good story. Editorial only approves company men who will promote their position, keep quiet about what they dislike, and toe the line. That does not make it easy for the writers who disagree with them.
8 months ago
Anonymous
He better fight Hit-Monkey as some point
8 months ago
Anonymous
Also he should be called
Monkey Business or Ape Shit Yes I know chimps are apes and not monkeys but it fits the Symbiote naming convention
8 months ago
Anonymous
Does the Spider office section of comics let writers call.their creations "shit"? A Karen/Kevin might get triggered.
7 months ago
Anonymous
LIz getting blacked is truly priceless and to think she could haved Peter instead.
7 months ago
Anonymous
He's Indian. I'm impressed it took this long for someone to whine about that.
>Shout out to.those who wanted to see Liz and Peter talk.
They should fricked not talk.
Why? Legit question: Why? Liz is better off staying as far away as possible from Peter's love life. In the post OMD era it does no woman any good. She's much better off as a friend.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Why? Legit question: Why? Liz is better off staying as far away as possible from Peter's love life. In the post OMD era it does no woman any good. She's much better off as a friend.
No Liz should be Peter's lover.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>gives no valid reason
Frick off and leave Normie's mommy alone.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Here is a reason Liz is now a host to a fricking symbiote think of what would happen if she were to Morph into Misery while they had sex. Just imagine what Peter's stunned reaction would be,
7 months ago
Anonymous
That's not a reason, that's a fetish for slime girls. There are many other slime girls and if they give any other woman in the canon a symbiote she would be a slime girl too.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Would it really matter anon let's face it Liz is already a host for a a fricking alien symbiote.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah. Go perv on another slime girl.
7 months ago
Anonymous
aaah you just called Liz a slime girl anon, well I guess that make it okay for her to be Peter's lover since you practically admitted she is a slime girl .
7 months ago
Anonymous
I've already said she's a slime girl. Peter isn't especially into slime girls. There's probably an anime out there for you, tho.
7 months ago
Anonymous
But Peter still likes Liz so..
7 months ago
Anonymous
Peter doesn't like Liz romantically, so I don't know what point you're trying to make with this. Marvel considers PeterMJ their main couple. They're only going to use Liz as an obstacle before throwing her to the wayside. Even if I liked LizPete as a ship, I would never be dumb enough to want to watch her get torn to shreds by the fandom because of editorial BS. I like her too much to see her subjected to the savagery that is a romantic relationship with Peter Parker. She may have tortured a child but she still does not deserve to get stuck with him and his problems. Nobody does.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Peter Parker is cursed with bad writers and editors. Someone high up has put a bubble of misery around him. I would not be surprised if its an important disney investor.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Spider-Man is not allowed happiness. Peter Parker would not be himself if he wasn't miserable. Apparently.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Surprised no one has mentioned the Order of the Goblin, Scriers, and Norman's 90s gf being brought back.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Can't tell if Liz attempted to assist Lily with the symbiote's healing powers or not.
IF NOT, WHY DIDN'T SHE?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Tell her about Mephisto Peter. Tell her about the clone that came back.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think Peter has the heart to tell her and just rationalizes with himself that it wouldn't do any good to tell her anyway.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Tell her about Mephisto Peter.
He doesn't remember the deal moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Context clues should have told you anon obviously meant Peter should talk about Spencer's retcon.
8 months ago
Anonymous
This would be normal if ot took place after Spectacular #200 but taking place after Harry died, then came back/unknown to Liz got cloned, and then died again?
It just feels weird that this is the conversation that's happening now.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Shout out to.those who wanted to see Liz and Peter talk.
They should fricked not talk.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Why knock?
8 months ago
Anonymous
It's a setup to a punchline.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Harry wasn't very good at threatening people in general, let alone as a buisnessman.
He got there on the formula but then he immediately died.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Pretty much. Harry was a pushover and Norman was keeping a book of blackmail on all his colleagues(which Hobgoblin found). The businessman is probably just judging Harry by the actions of his father.
8 months ago
Anonymous
And thus the trend of Spidey being cool in books other than his own continues
8 months ago
Anonymous
nah the trend ended now with Liz
From here onwards is suffering because is peter limited only to his book.
Recently lost Normie in Red Goblin so it's fair to say she's not winning mom of the year.
Didn't Liz torture a child?
Like Lilly's not mom of the year but objectively Stanley is in more danger around Norman freaking Osborn and the Symbiotes than he is a d-list villain/anti-hero.
It is decreed that any good people who violate this sacred Osborn statute are to be bullied until they reform their behavior and conform to the morality of the family patriarch.
Normie deciding Aunt May had to die because she put raisins in cookies was kind of relatable. My grandmother used to do this to me. I get all excited each time to thinking I was getting a chocolate chip cookie. But nope, she'd play culinary Russian roulette with the raisins. It's enough to give a child trust issues.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Lol. I like raisin cookies but only if they have nuts and chocolate in them. The raisins aren't good enough to carry a cookie for me.
if Emily and Gwen had also showed up, this entire series would've ended with all the women Norman has been obsessed with at some point or another being together in one book.
let Gwen steal Osborn children!
also dunno, but probably more Goblin bullshittery. I'm curious if this idea will get picked up again, possibly after Norman's got his sins back (if he does get them next ASM or so)
oh, he'll be fine. Hell, if a hot blonde woman (or women) is doing it, he'd probably enjoy it.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Bonus points if a horrified despite himself Peter is the one who finds him and Norman just shrugs and says she didn't do anything to him that he I didn't do to himself just for kicks every Friday night with a consenting lady friend and Peter has to go home to bleach out his brain at that image.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Gobbed Peter had Norman's memories >he now knows all this >eveb after getting de-Gobbed, he kinda wishes he could also experience this
Peter's gonna have a confusing time
There's something funny that there's all these deepcut returns of forgotten details of the Osborn's life but no one wants to touch Emily Osborn being alive again, so she's just... around off panel somewhere.
Someone do What if Dark? Carnage Dormammu is sperging over "a lesser creature" calling his name and fricking over one of his incredible and infallible plans again
If you notice the image files above, they're screenshots so OP either bought Misery 5 digitally or knows someone who did. If someone were to storytime ASM (outside the YouTube screen captures) before the rippers post it that would mean that they'd have to fess up to being part of the consumer problem encouraging poor quality in ASM.
>Grace escaping >Madness still on the loose >Scriers/Order of the Goblin is back, is being led by Norman's nurse waifu, and is after Stanley
How much of this will get any kind of follow-up.
Written by SABIR PIRZADA
Penciled by FRANCESCO MORTARINO
Cover by SKAN
The mother of all symbiote stories! Liz Allan is Normie Osborn’s mom and is blissfully unaware that her son is the all-new and all-deadly Red Goblin! But she does know something strange is going on — and after her late husband’s father, Norman Osborn (maybe you’ve heard of him?), gets pulled into the chaos and violence swirls around Normie, Liz has no choice but to use the resources at her disposal as the head of Alchemax to take matters into her own hands and become something the Marvel Universe has never seen before! Meanwhile, Toxin and his fellow Life Foundation symbiotes have been stolen! But by whom? And why?! Regardless, it’s up to Liz to save the symbiotes before they fall into the wrong hands and unleash untold havoc across New York!
Collecting CULT OF CARNAGE: MISERY #1-5.
120 PGS./Rated T+ …$17.99
ISBN: 9781302951986
Trim size: 6-5/8 x 10-3/16
Liz Misery did well and Venom War is coming
if i am to guess, it will be her and Anne Weying teaming up to stop Bedlam Brock, who will probably frick over cletus again.
And Anne's permanent stay at 616.
nice
This is book 5 of 5 folks. The Misery almost is at an end.
Anyone call for protective mother cat fight?
Lots of emotions going on. I like that.
Recently lost Normie in Red Goblin so it's fair to say she's not winning mom of the year.
The madness begins.
But first a word with our glorious benefactor! Thanks Peter.
Today on injuries that would have murdered the frick out of a normal person.
I'm really curious what the symbiote fans think of this.
Don't get me wrong, I like symbiotes just fine whenever they crossover with ASM but I'm a filthy casual and most of this has lost me.
Madness has an AWESOME design. It's so over the top- the horns, the scar, the hair, the extra heads- and I feel like most symbiote designs are so same-y considering they have the capability to look like literally anything, so it's refreshing to see someone just go crazy with it. And both he and the cyborg symbiotes are like...very 90s, if that makes sense. Edgy and over-the-top and just *fun.* Misery's design...eh, she's more of an example of what I *dislike. Not horrible, just...nothing new. And as for Misery on a conceptual level, or in general the idea of Liz as a supervillain?? Honestly, considering every other one of Peter's old friends has had their shot at being a super(*and* at bonding to a symbiote funnily enough), it's only fair that she gets a spin.
Venom is my bread and butter, I think its over-saturation.
Its just eroding symbiote lore. Hell, they cant even keep track of the fact Toxin is both in Madness and on a boy whos dad works for Alchemex... Come on, Lowe, get your shit together.
>I'm really curious what the symbiote fans think of this.
People whine a lot about there being too many spider-folks / events but unironically I feel like symbiotes are even fricking worse when it comes to spamming of them. Like yeah it's cool to have like
>what would x character look like with a symbiote!
but what even is this? And the last few Venom focused events
Fricking ouch.
She's got serum in her veins. She'll be fine. Probably.
That claw looks wider than the midsection it is traveling through! Her spine and organs should all be gone!
She's had worse.
You know, thinking about it, they just destroyed her spine, so even if she survived, she has nothing to hold her up or allow her to walk or feeling anything below the ribs.
>destroyed her spine
She didn't need that anyway. She'll transform into a goblin and it'll grow right back.
It could be a good character beat to make her disabled and have her rely on her ex's former wife's prosthetics but they'd never go for it. She'll recover.
He dead, Jim?
Let's get dangerous!
Peter Parker is a strong independent woman and don't need no man to save him.
Seems like Liz takes more after Norman than Harry tbh.
Character development! We love to see it!
Kid is cute. Not going to lie.
Shout out to.those who wanted to see Liz and Peter talk.
Chimpsiote for best character.
And that's all folks.
This was actually really good. Seriously, why is Peter's supporting cast getting better stuff than he is??
ASM is horribly mandated against a good story. Editorial only approves company men who will promote their position, keep quiet about what they dislike, and toe the line. That does not make it easy for the writers who disagree with them.
He better fight Hit-Monkey as some point
Also he should be called
Monkey Business or Ape Shit
Yes I know chimps are apes and not monkeys but it fits the Symbiote naming convention
Does the Spider office section of comics let writers call.their creations "shit"? A Karen/Kevin might get triggered.
LIz getting blacked is truly priceless and to think she could haved Peter instead.
He's Indian. I'm impressed it took this long for someone to whine about that.
Why? Legit question: Why? Liz is better off staying as far away as possible from Peter's love life. In the post OMD era it does no woman any good. She's much better off as a friend.
>Why? Legit question: Why? Liz is better off staying as far away as possible from Peter's love life. In the post OMD era it does no woman any good. She's much better off as a friend.
No Liz should be Peter's lover.
>gives no valid reason
Frick off and leave Normie's mommy alone.
Here is a reason Liz is now a host to a fricking symbiote think of what would happen if she were to Morph into Misery while they had sex. Just imagine what Peter's stunned reaction would be,
That's not a reason, that's a fetish for slime girls. There are many other slime girls and if they give any other woman in the canon a symbiote she would be a slime girl too.
Would it really matter anon let's face it Liz is already a host for a a fricking alien symbiote.
Yeah. Go perv on another slime girl.
aaah you just called Liz a slime girl anon, well I guess that make it okay for her to be Peter's lover since you practically admitted she is a slime girl .
I've already said she's a slime girl. Peter isn't especially into slime girls. There's probably an anime out there for you, tho.
But Peter still likes Liz so..
Peter doesn't like Liz romantically, so I don't know what point you're trying to make with this. Marvel considers PeterMJ their main couple. They're only going to use Liz as an obstacle before throwing her to the wayside. Even if I liked LizPete as a ship, I would never be dumb enough to want to watch her get torn to shreds by the fandom because of editorial BS. I like her too much to see her subjected to the savagery that is a romantic relationship with Peter Parker. She may have tortured a child but she still does not deserve to get stuck with him and his problems. Nobody does.
Peter Parker is cursed with bad writers and editors. Someone high up has put a bubble of misery around him. I would not be surprised if its an important disney investor.
Spider-Man is not allowed happiness. Peter Parker would not be himself if he wasn't miserable. Apparently.
Surprised no one has mentioned the Order of the Goblin, Scriers, and Norman's 90s gf being brought back.
>Can't tell if Liz attempted to assist Lily with the symbiote's healing powers or not.
IF NOT, WHY DIDN'T SHE?
Tell her about Mephisto Peter. Tell her about the clone that came back.
I don't think Peter has the heart to tell her and just rationalizes with himself that it wouldn't do any good to tell her anyway.
>Tell her about Mephisto Peter.
He doesn't remember the deal moron.
Context clues should have told you anon obviously meant Peter should talk about Spencer's retcon.
This would be normal if ot took place after Spectacular #200 but taking place after Harry died, then came back/unknown to Liz got cloned, and then died again?
It just feels weird that this is the conversation that's happening now.
>Shout out to.those who wanted to see Liz and Peter talk.
They should fricked not talk.
Why knock?
It's a setup to a punchline.
Harry wasn't very good at threatening people in general, let alone as a buisnessman.
He got there on the formula but then he immediately died.
Pretty much. Harry was a pushover and Norman was keeping a book of blackmail on all his colleagues(which Hobgoblin found). The businessman is probably just judging Harry by the actions of his father.
And thus the trend of Spidey being cool in books other than his own continues
nah the trend ended now with Liz
From here onwards is suffering because is peter limited only to his book.
We need more badass Spider-Man.
WHY CANT SPIDEY BE COOL IN HIS OWN BOOKS DAMMNIT
Too busy being beaten to death in sewers.
Didn't Liz torture a child?
Like Lilly's not mom of the year but objectively Stanley is in more danger around Norman freaking Osborn and the Symbiotes than he is a d-list villain/anti-hero.
Norman is child safe, I can't say I understand your meaning anon.
nobody in this family besides the kids is 100% a good person
It is decreed that any good people who violate this sacred Osborn statute are to be bullied until they reform their behavior and conform to the morality of the family patriarch.
even Normie not a good person at times
Normie deciding Aunt May had to die because she put raisins in cookies was kind of relatable. My grandmother used to do this to me. I get all excited each time to thinking I was getting a chocolate chip cookie. But nope, she'd play culinary Russian roulette with the raisins. It's enough to give a child trust issues.
Lol. I like raisin cookies but only if they have nuts and chocolate in them. The raisins aren't good enough to carry a cookie for me.
I really like Lily's costume. Form fitting and leaving little to the imagination. Works better in grey than black.
When is the last time pete and Liz had a conversation?
Feels like it must be over a year irl by this point
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>press-ganged
>the osborn fandom is a pirate crew
I can see it.
I'm not sold on the design but I've been wanting to see a Harry and this is mine.
cute Harry hamster.
if Emily and Gwen had also showed up, this entire series would've ended with all the women Norman has been obsessed with at some point or another being together in one book.
What I want to know is why all Norman's exs are trying to steal his grankids? Emily tried taking them too.
let Gwen steal Osborn children!
also dunno, but probably more Goblin bullshittery. I'm curious if this idea will get picked up again, possibly after Norman's got his sins back (if he does get them next ASM or so)
>more Goblin bullshittery
Norman is eventually going to have his body professionally vivasected in one of these side books, isn't he?
oh, he'll be fine. Hell, if a hot blonde woman (or women) is doing it, he'd probably enjoy it.
Bonus points if a horrified despite himself Peter is the one who finds him and Norman just shrugs and says she didn't do anything to him that he I didn't do to himself just for kicks every Friday night with a consenting lady friend and Peter has to go home to bleach out his brain at that image.
>Gobbed Peter had Norman's memories
>he now knows all this
>eveb after getting de-Gobbed, he kinda wishes he could also experience this
Peter's gonna have a confusing time
There's something funny that there's all these deepcut returns of forgotten details of the Osborn's life but no one wants to touch Emily Osborn being alive again, so she's just... around off panel somewhere.
hampter 😀
the only comic where peter is still peter and no the shit wreck he is right now.
Frankly i read liz misery's voice as MK1 Mileena
Is that Nikki Sixx?
Shit wrong person. Who is the guy that people constantly make poop jokes about on /b/?
I miss 90s carnage
Shipshitosters will throw any pairing in the mix to start drama.
Someone do What if Dark? Carnage
Dormammu is sperging over "a lesser creature" calling his name and fricking over one of his incredible and infallible plans again
Can somebody please make the storytime for "Amazing Spider-Man #34"?
If you notice the image files above, they're screenshots so OP either bought Misery 5 digitally or knows someone who did. If someone were to storytime ASM (outside the YouTube screen captures) before the rippers post it that would mean that they'd have to fess up to being part of the consumer problem encouraging poor quality in ASM.
>look at hamster stickers on etsy
>keep thinking about Gabe and Sarah
complete brainrot
Cinemaphile can be wholesome about the most random things.
Goblin serum is one hell of a drug.
/co/mmunity in-jokes are kinda funny.
>Grace escaping
>Madness still on the loose
>Scriers/Order of the Goblin is back, is being led by Norman's nurse waifu, and is after Stanley
How much of this will get any kind of follow-up.
All Hobgoblins are back, Norman is MIA
When does Norman go MIA?
Possibly the "consequences" of ASM 36 next month
My guess is that we will only see these threads get picked up if this author gets a second go at a Liz mini.
Stanley's entire life experience is getting shuffled between childnappers.
I remember the Lizard wanted to kill him once?
He wasn't fond of him but Stanley had a purpose.
Lizard looks like a demented virgin Mary in that fit.
Why aren't male and female characters allowed to be friendly without someone shipping them?
Man all this carnage stuff is kind of moronic
Carnage is probably one of Marvel's favorite villains.
>CULT OF CARNAGE: MISERY TPB
>CULT OF CARNAGE: MISERY TPB (ON SALE 02/07/24)
Written by SABIR PIRZADA
Penciled by FRANCESCO MORTARINO
Cover by SKAN
The mother of all symbiote stories! Liz Allan is Normie Osborn’s mom and is blissfully unaware that her son is the all-new and all-deadly Red Goblin! But she does know something strange is going on — and after her late husband’s father, Norman Osborn (maybe you’ve heard of him?), gets pulled into the chaos and violence swirls around Normie, Liz has no choice but to use the resources at her disposal as the head of Alchemax to take matters into her own hands and become something the Marvel Universe has never seen before! Meanwhile, Toxin and his fellow Life Foundation symbiotes have been stolen! But by whom? And why?! Regardless, it’s up to Liz to save the symbiotes before they fall into the wrong hands and unleash untold havoc across New York!
Collecting CULT OF CARNAGE: MISERY #1-5.
120 PGS./Rated T+ …$17.99
ISBN: 9781302951986
Trim size: 6-5/8 x 10-3/16
I wonder how this will do.
Liz Misery did well and Venom War is coming
if i am to guess, it will be her and Anne Weying teaming up to stop Bedlam Brock, who will probably frick over cletus again.
And Anne's permanent stay at 616.