Cunk on Marvels

What if instead of Phil Sheldon traveling around the marvel universe, it was Philomena Cunk?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is he called The Thing?
    >He’s not an object, just a fellow made of rocks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tie it into Clerks
      >It's unclear is rocks also compose his Penis

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And here we have the character's stupidity demonstrating their ability to see the human and be insightful. There's little bits like that in the show.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always like that about dumb characters. The pure heart that sees through unfairness

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The X-men are comprised predominantly of mutants, neither of which are a fitting labels, as many appear to be still male, most of them can speak, and almost none of them are even any form of insects

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ideal woman tbh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She made me realize i have a thing for women with british accents.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And so, Thanos travelled the known universe collecting infinity gems like my uncle John did with beanie babies in the 80s or like my ex-boyfriend Sean did with venereal diseases the entire time we were together. And though both Thanos, and eventually Sean, had purple skin, Thanos was soon able to accomplish something Sean never could: his goals.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ha!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost perfect. but Beanie Babies are from the 90s.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would she interview the heroes directly or just professionals about them?
    Either way she needs to talk to DOOM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is life in Latveria for those who are lactose intolerant?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the trailer for this.
    Must be the most white Redditor woman humor I've spent 2 minutes on.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, not Nu-reddit run by tr00ns
      reddit 10 years ago, which was Cinemaphile humor 15 years ago, and no, b***hes don't understand dry witty shit, not especially British humor, tourist-kun

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not Nu-reddit
        Yeah that's why I said reddit.
        >not especially British humor
        Irony and sarcasm are the foundations of anglo """humour""".

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ESL outs himself by not understanding the difference between sardonic and sarcastic.

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