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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she gon get snek'd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based her and pentious are two of my fave side characters so I'm down.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >side character
        If you can't tell that her and Charlie are going to be the two main characters then you have social autism

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro she's been in 1 ep out of 8 and only showed up for half a second in the final ep. She's 100% a side character maybe a main side character but she's not a main character anon. Angeldust is more main character potential than her.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to pat her head.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone suspect that Adam and Lute were written super differently in episode 1 than in episodes 6 and 8 because Adam x Lute wasn’t yet a thing during the production of episode 1?

      I got back to it and it was super jarring as for one
      >Adam talks about two crash and burn relationships he made with women in heaven. Meaning, he wouldn’t be the kind of Adam that is utterly hurt by Lucifer taking his wives in Episode 8 and would instead say “I banged better”.
      >Lute in this episode is almost entirely silent in this episode and is much more mime-like. She also doesn’t actually have a sexual bond with Adam, seemingly just being a good little minion/servant/daughter like the other Exorcist
      >Adam and Lute engaged far more in Episodes 6 and 8, and this Lute would absolutely not be silent and cheeky against Charlie or with Adam

      >Episode 6 and 8 Adam would have serious trust issues with women/girls and wouldn’t even consider random ones in his interests. He would also have Lute with him around at all times, which means Lute would be “protecting her territory” against random angel girls.

      >Episode 1 Heaven is also implied to be different in Episode 6 Heaven simply because they (including Adam and Lute) were more hypocritical and non-monogamous in episode 1.

      So Adam x Lute belong to the same categories of Angel x Dust and Exorcist Vaggie in terms of “sudden retcons during the show development.”

      It’s so weird I can sniff this up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His dating stories might've happened years ago or before things between them got interesting in those 5 months

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily makes me want to go to church again and improve my life.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine somebody being this happy to see you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She'll probably fart

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emily wouldn't do something so repulsively low-class.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But it will come out as a cute little halo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        lute's wife

        no one is that happy to see anyone its all just chemical shit in the brain everyone's got other motives don't trust that hippy bs. Least lute doesn't pretend

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Least lute doesn’t- AIIIIIEEEEE

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have it in higher quality, anon.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ty

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It okay Lute, we still love you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But that's a cool moment, she cuts her arm to return to fighting Vaggie and stop her from interfering in Adam's duel.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Vaggie has a very poor showing for someone who's Adam's "top girl", I guess there's a very wide gap between lvl 1 (Lute) and lvl 2 (Vaggie).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vaggie being useless, irrelevant, and superfluous? Much shock

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymouse

                I don't get how vaggie got in a legit fight with a b***h missing an arm. She shouldn't have been able to stop or delay her

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lute is just that cool. I don't know why she didn't stop Nifty though, as she wasn't fighting Vaggie at that time.

                The good ending.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know why she didn't stop Nifty though, as she wasn't fighting Vaggie at that time.
                No one expected it, plus Adam and her were trying to get Adam killed so Adam can close off Lilith’s and Eve’s forbidden fruit deal (redeeming the sinners).
                The entire series from the start was a child custody case.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lute was stunned because Adam had just knocked down the building she was standing on.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Considering all the other exorcists were complete jobbers, I guess sort of knowing how to fight puts you in the top 2.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lute ripping her own arm off because she's so dedicated to fighting demons is the coolest and hottest part of the whole show

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was pretty metal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymouse

                I wonder if she will grow it back?
                Sinners in hell can regenerate there whole bodies, that's how the cannibals can just devour people endlessly. But Vagi's been in hell for a while and she hasn't grown back her eye, so angels must not have regenerative abilities like that. So she might be permanently gimped.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vaggie's eye was cut out with an angelic weapon which is why it doesn't grow back. Lute just ripped hers off on a rock, so she's prob gonna regrow it. Also Vaggie's wings which werent removed with an angelic weapon grew back

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lute is the most vulnerable when her left dominant arm (symbolism for Adam) is removed from her for a time. But like her arm, Adam will eventually return to her.
                It’s so perfect and adorable….
                How is Viv getting this down so right????

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is the Divine intervention

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick are angelic weapons so powerful?
                Who makes them?
                Why do they treat them like toothpicks?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick it's Rick from the beloved show Rick & Morty!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine somebody being this happy to see you
        Sorry but I can't imagine anyone being this happy to see or even talk to me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine somebody being this happy to see you.

      https://i.imgur.com/43SOMAG.jpg

      Cutest angel.

      After Adam’s death, the redeemed/righteous sinners slain by Adam appeared to the Holy City of Heaven. This is inspired by Viv’s background and knowledge of Jesus’ story.

      50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.

      51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;

      52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,

      53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

      So there may actually be more redeemed Sinners in Heaven than Sir Pentious. Although; it’s interesting how Sir Pentious is the only winner so far that has been themed with Adam’s strong golden colors over the purposely weak muted golden colors of Saint Peter’s.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sir Pentious went to Heaven because of the whole self sacrifice = immediate redemption clause in Christianity

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. It was because the price of his sins were payed by Adam. Without it, Sir Pentious’ good deeds wouldn’t matter and he would still be in the grave.
          Just like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, King David, and King Solomon before Christ’s sacrifice.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are atheist really this fricking dense

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gib resource manual for dummies pl0x

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine somebody being this happy to see you.

      what does her grey skin smell like

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adina is better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So is this how Sera originated from?

      One of the fun things about viv art is you can definaly see were some charater start and end

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it weird that I like viv’s old art style?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's extremely soulful.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even close.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam’s golds and yellows are strong
      >Peter’s golds and yellows are muted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >First Man
        >First Apostle
        There's definitely a hierarchy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. Because Sir Pentious was brought to heaven as a winner in strong yellows and golds. So it might actually might have to do with their redemptions.
          Peter got there by his works. Pentious got there by Adam’s sacrifice.
          It’s interesting to note that Adam was stabbed in the cross when he was killed.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think you've put more thought into this than anyone working on the show.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, did you forget that when sinners are redeemed, they are reunited with Adam in heaven?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure Adam is in Hell, with a lot of female demons fawning over his intense personality and chonky bod.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No.
                You're wrong.

                It's hell.
                Female AND male demons are going to be on his ass.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No.
                You're wrong.

                It's hell.
                Female AND male demons are going to be on his ass.

                How would the resurrected Adam handle his bad sons and daughters? Is Viv going to reference what God did to Sodom?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's gonna spank them hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      lute's wife

      homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Problem?

        • 4 weeks ago
          lute's wife

          vile and blasphemous have fun in hell. Ill be in heaven with my wife or sort of wife I dunno im sure we can keep it on the downlow or I get transition to male for her

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Godspeed on your holy quest.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >twinks go to hell
          >himbos go to heaven
          What did vivzie mean by this?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bottoms are evil. Tops are pure.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that thing in the middle
          >hot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally a wheyfu muscle mommy. Why do you have such shit taste, anon? Saint Peter is disappointed.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People with brainrot thinking women should look have just male bodies but with breasts
              You disgust me with your shit taste. Shortstacks are where it's at

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymouse

          The furry looking girl sitting on the lower left is confirmed to be Angel Dust's sister. She and her mother both made it to heaven, while Angel and his father are in hell. They might get a reunion at some point.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lower right, dyslexianon.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymouse

              ffffuuuuuuuuuuu

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >massive dommy mommy
          Cum

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily exists for the sole purpose of cucking Vaggie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I’m not the only one who’s wondering if going to heaven will wipe their memories of hell.
          Boy that would be tragic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a episode were everyone tries to jog his memories
            >only way for him to remember is via his eggbois(RIP) or Cherri

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wish.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Banished frick-ups don't count.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shush

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymouse

      I hope we find out what happened to these poor little bastards some day. They can't go back to heaven, so what the hell have they been doing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >killing a human destined for hell gets you kicked out of heaven
      >killing a sinner in hell is celebrated in heaven

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Humans on Earth still have a chance at redemption
        Sinners in Hell are already damned

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She and Prentious are, at the minimum, going to become BFFs.

    Also she's totally Charlie's half-sister.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Charlie’s half sister
      >From Tapping Eve
      Lilith now understands how Adam feels.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stop making screenshots of her. Is there any good art yet? There's gotta be, since these episodes came out last week, right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      lute's wife

      shes waaay too soft, heaven is going to be full of murderers and cannibals also crack prostitutes if she gets her way

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So is Vaggie Judas? Except she revels at Adam’s death, until he literally returns with a hole in his stomach.

        • 4 weeks ago
          lute's wife

          gaygie is a no body dummy ass cyclopean c**t. Interesting theory though anon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone please redraw this with Alastor and Adam

            And then Sir Pent with Adam

            And then Adam with Lucifer

            And Then Adam with Nifty

            And then frick it Sir Pent with that background demon that dragged him into the sex room

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > The power of love lets me toss you into the rubble

            • 4 weeks ago
              lute's wife

              the couple song between vag and charlatan makes me want to see one of them die so bad I want to watch one of them cry and climb over the other just writhing in pain. Ya know?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone please redraw this with Alastor and Adam

            And then Sir Pent with Adam

            And then Adam with Lucifer

            And Then Adam with Nifty

            And then frick it Sir Pent with that background demon that dragged him into the sex room

            Lute and Adam edit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know Lute is into kinky shit but oh god

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lute's backshot game must be fricking insane to reduce Vaggie to such a state.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That whole scene reminded me of this tbh

            I just imagine Lute finding a snow globe from Charlie on Vaggie, then saying "homosexual SHIT!" and Lute throws it to the wall while Vaggie screams "NO!"
            Then Lute spreads Vaggie's legs apart, holding one of her hands behind her back, then asking Vaggie to give her her other hand and Vaggie saying
            "I can't"
            and then Lute says "Why not?"
            and Vaggie says, "Gravity"
            and Lute says "Gravity? What the frick does that mean?" with Vaggie saying "I'll fall down." and then Lute swipes her feet and makes Vaggie bend over while saying
            "GIVE IT TO ME. COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME." into Vaggie's ear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you. You only get bad art.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty funny.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's plenty under the hazbinhotelemily tag on xitter

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Carmila the angels are going to come fight us. We need to learn how to defend ourselves."

    "Okay I'll help you"

    Isn't this what Velvette said?

    "Yeah but she was mean to me."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Velvette didn't want to defend anybody, she wanted to have lackeys rise against heaven.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get what velvette was even doing there. all the v's did was watch that shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Velvette was there to stir the pot and cause discourse among the other Overlords.
        We get the impression that despite some of the Overlords being chummy with one another (Zestiel and Carmilla, Alastor and Rosie), none of them have really organized together like the Vees have. By putting it out there that Carmilla knew something she wasn't sharing with the rest, she was sowing the seeds of doubt among them to keep them divided, so that when it would eventually come time for the Vees to start making a power play (as they alluded to in the finale), they'd be up against less resistance.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good take anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also i think the Vs wanted to make the overlords rally against the angels only for them to bail at the end and have them most get culled and then power vacum the rest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its okay Carmila, just take a trip on the Zestial express

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Velvette wanted to take the offensive which would have turned all the angels against hell instead of just the exorcists dumbass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that still what happens next now that all the cannibals and some random other demons know how to kill angels? Logically speaking, the rest of hell knows that the Hotel was attacked and won the battle, it won't be hard to either figure out how they did it or start bribing/interrogating cannibals. Hell the Vees were watching the battle on TV.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As long as Carmine still has a monopoly on angelic arms she can control who does and doesn't get them. Not only that it also makes her the only one in hell who can reliably kill souls for good so no sane person would challenge her.
          She is the sole decider if hell goes to war with heaven and she is clearly against it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vel is a fricking jobber. The Vs are exactly as she described them, upstarts with no perspective. Imagine arming up without Alastor or Lucifer getting involved - or the cannibals who are an inherently violent group of sinners as opposed to the gooners who worship the Vs.

      It wasn't a bad call to make given her goals: don't lose her kids to violent combat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah she knew the V's just saw it as a power play. They'd have done what camilla feared which was put her family at risk. The V's 100% would have snitched to get spared, and as we saw they'd have hidden in their bunker watching the blood shed. Most likely coming out at the end taking the territory of all the now dead overlords and semi overlords gaining tons of control. Probably planned to have camilla die and take over all weapons in hell they had more to gain from a half assed battle and loss than winning and starting a war.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Found some on twitter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      lute's wife

      always nice seeing the lute hate on shitter and the cope

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Acute angel

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Odds Emily IS Charlie's half-sister? She is way too much like her in personality.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as in, Lilith is Emily's mother, or Lucifer is her dad?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Lucifier is her dad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That what dose that make Sera, her mom, caretaker,

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0 probably, Serra is her older sister. And Luci couldn't have spawned her after he fell, otherwise she'd be hellborn. But who knows how Angels are created.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean presumably they have working genitals. Unless Lucifer gained a working dick only after falling.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          0 probably, Serra is her older sister. And Luci couldn't have spawned her after he fell, otherwise she'd be hellborn. But who knows how Angels are created.

          Angels need to pee too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Serra is her older sister
        Is she? Don't remember this being mentioned

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close.

      Very low odds but they are similar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard a neat fan theory that she's Charlie's cousin via Michael or Gabriel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam going to daddy Emily instead of Lucifer
      That fallen white duck deserves it.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn hear her giggle as you kiss her feet

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People like her because she’s what Charlie should have been if Vivzie, she’s functionally superior Charlie and Vaggie, and imo makes for either a better protagonist or better duo with her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she’s functionally superior Charlie and Vaggie
      how?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would have made a better gf/foil/best friend to Charlie then Vaggie. Two sides of the same coin, plus both have motivation and agency, deuterotagonists. Vaggie is just a tag along whose sole purpose and motivation is being Charlie’s (girl)friend

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cute when grumpy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing like an actual angel of justice getting angry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's with the eyes?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Angels are full of eyes when depicted in biblical lore. The Ophanim are the most overt example. Then they have the nerve to blow you up if you freak out too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Old testament angels were flying rings of fire with a shitload of eyes, not human at all,

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only Cherubim, Ophanim, Seraphim, and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance, and they are also only "angels" by the modern use of the term as a blanket category for all of God's inhuman higher-ups.

          "Angels", strictly speaking, do look like people and aren't far off from the winged person depiction. The weirder shit is only ever seen by humanity when they are taken to see God face to face in heaven or they have a vision. All the angels we see in the Bible who actually come down to talk to people don't look like eldritch monstrosities

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Only Cherubim, Ophanim, Seraphim, and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance
            Even they mostly conform to a human appearance outside the Ophanim.
            Seraphim often have human bodies below their wings. Seem to have started out as actual snakes
            Cherubim are usually human-bodied, but with 4 heads(Bull, Human, Lion, Eagle).
            They might have been inspired by the Lamassu(Ox Body, Human head, Eagle Wings, Lion tail) though considering those were also called Karibu, especially since the ox-head is called "the face of a cherubim" at least once while the other three are mentioned, suggesting a cherubim to be ox-bodied

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance
            Can you elaborate on these unnamed creatures? What did they look like and what was their role

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so what,t he bible was the first eldritch horror novel and Lovecraft was just a hack with a hatred for seafood?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s going to the future conflict? Adam’s super dead, and we know sinners can be redeemed so heaven’s probably not going to continue exterminations.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymouse

      Lilith was behind the exterminations somehow, or at least had made a deal with Adam. She will be the season 2 antagonist.
      They can also make drama if cancelling the extermination means the Sinners are allowed to leave the Pride ring finally, and see the other six rings. The native hellborn races aren't going to like that very much if it does happen.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lilith wasn’t behind the exterminations. The exterminations were done to allow Adam to cast away sins in Hell with his death and store any repenting sinners beforehand for their resurrection/arrival in Heaven (Adam’s home).

        Lilith’s deal was the apple of knowledge that enabled Adam’s children to sin and be trapped in Hell forever. Because it was undone, Lute is the one who gets the kids now. Child Custody drama.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is coming back with a hug and a hole while the Vees make everything worse.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymouse

      who is that supposed to be?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Michael I presume

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Michael, the angel that kicked Lucy out of Heaven.

          How does Micheal look more like a pretty boy

          "I'm you, but cooler (taller)" would be an easy way design-wise to show Lucifer's insecurity to Michael

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Michael doesn’t trigger Lucifer’s insecurities. Adam does and he wanted everything Adam had. Adam coming back to life will piss off Lucifer more than Michael’s entire history with him, because Adam coming back from the dead redeeming sinners is yet another thing Lucifer cannot have.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Adam does particularly in settings with God because Adam has God's favor as a human, but I can imagine the only guy that can tell you what to do would piss him off a lot,too, and that's Michael. Without God to explicitly state Adam/mankind's place in the world, Lucifer could at least theoretically ignore humanity.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Without God to explicitly state Adam/mankind's place in the world, Lucifer could at least theoretically ignore humanity.
                Because he didn’t with that stupid fruit deal, he gets all of the bad humans and Adam gets all the good humans. And now, Adam can take away whatever was good in Lucifer’s pile and redeem them as his golden sons and daughters. Sir Pentious is now in Adam’s custody.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Adam is dead, he didn't redeemed anyone
                he didn't even believed redemption was possible
                he wasn't even really important in heaven
                stop pushing that schizo shitycanon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doom posting as if Jesus Christ died yesterday and everyone doubts his resurrection.
                What the frick is going God, Jesus of Nazareth? Are you literally trying to make people recall your life on the earth under Vivziepop? The wrath, the sacrifice, and the love?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Michael, the angel that kicked Lucy out of Heaven.
            not cannon

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >7 Then war broke out in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. 8 But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. 9 The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.
              Revelation 12

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that don't describe the fall of Lucifer, as that isn't even in the bible, you are simply moronic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It pretty explicitly refers to this kicked out angel as the ancient serpent, Anon. So yes, this is specifically about the fall of Lucifer.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No Anon, that's about the antichrist/Satan
                Lucifer, fallen angel is not on the bible and the passage don't even refer to something that happened in the past but is describing a vision
                The idea that it refers to Lucifer is a late interpretation and is not canon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The idea that it refers to Lucifer is a late interpretation and is not canon
                This itself is a moronic meme. It's about Lucifer. Deal with it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does Micheal look more like a pretty boy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My HERO.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The bare boned wings Luci have go hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know if michael is a thing in this setting and if he actually did beat up lucifer, if he shows up then lucifer is gonna win round 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think angels are pretty fixed in their station, I doubt one can really get any stronger or weaker.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny enough, Michael is described as being shooting a cannon at a sparrow.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, just like most higher level demons have alternative forms, so too do higher level angels. Neat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymouse

      >just like most higher level demons have alternative forms
      Wish charlie kept her tail out, maybe some cute little succubus horns at least. I ain't watchin this shit to look at frickin humans!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was said that all demons had alternate forms for when they’re super pissed

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty girl

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Licking Emilys feet out of pure submissive respect

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chadpentious x Best girl Emily it's a match made in........well heaven

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >say I want to frick Nifty on twitter
    >people call me a nonce
    ??????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twatter
      There's your problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought nifty was a 1950s housewife before she died.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, she's Eve.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because this place has gone way the frick downhill doesn't mean Twitter isn't still (extremely marginally) worse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried not using X.com?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People will call you a rapist just for liking Valentino as a character. Pay no mind to ti.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her armpits smell salty and her feet stink

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily’s feet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are smelly.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the sad truth is that viv would never use michael because she's too PUSSY to actually use big name heavenly figures and needs to delegate everything in heaven to OCs and adam (her ex)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she used st. peter. michael isn't off the table since he's a mythological figure who isn't god. but it sounds like in this setting lucifer was cast out by a vote instead of being physically tossed out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she used st. peter. michael isn't off the table since he's a mythological figure who isn't god. but it sounds like in this setting lucifer was cast out by a vote instead of being physically tossed out.

      Michael is simply not as important to Sinners as Adam nor would or should Michael be the loving father of sinners.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he still thinks that they're suddenly gonna turn around and reveal that adam was a good guy all along
        he's dead jim

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you listen to Adam’s last words?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she used st. peter. michael isn't off the table since he's a mythological figure who isn't god. but it sounds like in this setting lucifer was cast out by a vote instead of being physically tossed out.

      I feel like using Peter isn't the same as using Michael. Peter is just associated with the whole pearly gates imagery in pop culture and you can find him in tons of stuff that makes no other Biblical reference.
      Michael leaves no room for doubt that you are getting some degree of Biblical. Not only that, but you are using the biggest badass in Biblical lore noted not only for being a powerhouse who is God's greatest general beat up Satan, but for still being humble with a kind heart using that power only as he has to due to his immense loyalty to God. You are now in Biblical territory that comes with expectations of both his lore and character unless you just make it a random angel with his name. Same applies to Gabriel. There are characters who just come with expectations even as you change stuff about them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a weird take. We are already several degrees past that with existing characters. Adam is waaaaaaaaay more important to the Bible than Michael

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its a show LITERALLY about Heaven and Hell, with focus on redemption, its already Biblical out the ass.

          Okay let me clarify. It's not simply the Biblical significance of a given character but the implication they bring with them with their specific Biblical/Apocryphal lore and character. Adam, for most people, just means Genesis happened and then he's largely free to do whatever the frick you want with him.
          Michael, not so much. The lore that surrounds him and is consistent through pretty much every adaptation of him means he'd need to be handled more carefully. They'd need to immediately establish where he's been because you'd assume he'd have attended the trial. Then, if he ISN'T the guy who beat up Lucifer, the protector of the church/Israel/all the other things he protects(I'd assume Heaven in this setting), then he's not worth having. If he is those things they need to establish where the frick he was during all the exterminations.
          Then it's just the matter of making him the next Heaven antagonist being lazy as frick.
          I want him in there, but with all the things season 2 already has going on in 8 episodes? Actually doing him right seems almost impossible

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hold on, I actually came up with a good analogy for this.
            Imagine a Greek mythology show about the daughter of Ares and Aphrodite's kid. They go around meeting various Greek figures and an OC cast. An arc about her parents beefing with Athena again happens and our hero has to deal with the goddess and her forces.
            Then Diomedes shows up as some dude with Odysseus and Athena's other heroes in the arc because the writers couldn't fit him in properly with all that was going on. Maybe a vague allusion to the fact he kicked both of her parents asses and walked off leaving them both with vendettas before both had failed revenge attempts against him.
            You see the issue? Trying to cram Michael into season 2 in particular just feels wrong.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its a show LITERALLY about Heaven and Hell, with focus on redemption, its already Biblical out the ass.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yet the right is too busy whining about how it glorifies demons to realize this is the sort of shit they could use to ease into appealing to kids these days.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Okay let me clarify. It's not simply the Biblical significance of a given character but the implication they bring with them with their specific Biblical/Apocryphal lore and character. Adam, for most people, just means Genesis happened and then he's largely free to do whatever the frick you want with him.
        Michael, not so much. The lore that surrounds him and is consistent through pretty much every adaptation of him means he'd need to be handled more carefully. They'd need to immediately establish where he's been because you'd assume he'd have attended the trial. Then, if he ISN'T the guy who beat up Lucifer, the protector of the church/Israel/all the other things he protects(I'd assume Heaven in this setting), then he's not worth having. If he is those things they need to establish where the frick he was during all the exterminations.
        Then it's just the matter of making him the next Heaven antagonist being lazy as frick.
        I want him in there, but with all the things season 2 already has going on in 8 episodes? Actually doing him right seems almost impossible

        I think you could largely handwave it as he's always helping the people of heaven and doesn't have time for anything else and/or adam specifically kept him in the dark
        in general i think he should never be a main villain. he should be a deus ex machina like Luci was in the finale- heaven only calls him into action when times are most dire and he immediately resolves the problem

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emily...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sera turns out to be Ashera
      >She introduces Emily to one of her favorite "Ashera poles"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will she rape Emily?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shares her with her husband.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking based. Emily needs some extreme attention in order to cum. She got a lot of energy and endurance even for an angel!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy she murdered demons by SEX

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Emily is the most fearsome executor for a reason!

                Sera leaning over to kiss Emily made her look like a pokemom.

                She looks like a bird.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not without the beak. She has a snout in "human" form.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no anon, that's just an anime influence on the head shapes. There's a thing in anime where characters in 'cute' artstyles are given a cat-like head shape because apparently there's a principle in Japanese art where the more you focus on "cute", the closer whatever you're drawing will look to a cat. The whole thing actually went slightly viral when some Japanese guy talked about it on Quora recently in response to someone complaining about anime characters looking white.
                You can see Charlie has the same "snout" on her own side profile here.

                Vaggie, don't look!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For anime it’s a stylization thing. When anime designs are ported over to 3D they don’t have those types of profiles because they don’t work in 3D unless the character is meant to have that type of head shape. Given that we see plenty of characters with normal, flat faces if they have human-like faces than in the case of Charlie, given that she also has a wet nose, it’s likely she does indeed have a snout like a dog. If anything her snoot is stylized to be drawn as a button nose outside of the side instead of being defined outside those angles. The same applies to Emely, it’s not stylization, she has a muzzle too.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would Sera and Emily relationship in season 2?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sera... The other seraphim told me they don't bathe together, so then why do we...?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're into some weird stuff Sera...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UUUUUOOOOOOOOH! Beautiful Emily footsies! UOOOH! Feet Erotic!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie, don't look!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vaggie was made to be cucked.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Emily was the best thing to ever happen to Charlie and Vaggie.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ay caramba

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If she behaves, she will be allowed to watch them go at it from her cuck shed

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to worship Emily's cute footsies! Also I'm so thankful to the anon who gave us Emily's cute feet in the Hazbin aco thread. Thank you anon!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have hooves, though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Demons maybe but angels got beautiful soft sweaty feet. I wish Viv gave us more information on angel biology. I bet their sweat tastes like sugary water and their pussies like cotton candy. But I wonder about their buttholes. I bet their poop smells and tastes like licorice but any confirmation?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cotton candy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if all the sins are fallen angels or if it's just Lucifer.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty certain that Beelzebub fell with Lucifer/satan with someone else

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They've been pretty unclear, like there was that old statement Viv had describing Lucifer and the Sins as a circus troupe, implying they were all friends and assumably fallen angels as well, plus the bit where Asmodeus said Mammon's been a prick since the very start of Hell.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think some of the Patreon posts mentioned the circus troupe, Lucifer was the ringleader, Beelzebub was beast tamer, Asmodeus was fire dancer/breather, and I think Mammon was just a clown.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was about to call asspull until I realized you can see it in their designs. Why does all the most interesting lore and character beats come out in twitter and patreon posts rather than the show?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I figured she tasted like nicely made lemonade, probably makes anything she drinks become Mikes Lemonade.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            base beelzebub poster

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For how much emily fans talk about her feet theirs literally only this pic you guys spam.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its fairly recent, also we just got a new one

        You're into some weird stuff Sera...

        which fills me with joy. We EmilyCHADS are eating good today!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hmmmm i do like emily and I do like vaggie cucked? And I do like charlie hmmmmm. But yeah maybe I might try my hand at emily if can think of a good idea
          >but what about sirpentious x emily?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We deserved a whole episode with her giving Charlie a tour of heaven. Frick those cheap Amazon homosexuals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, I wanted an entire episode set around Emily!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why artist giving her knockers?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully next season we get an episode dedicated to Charlie giving Emily a tour of hell.

      Not necessarily cause she’s fallen, but cause she wants a better idea of sinners and how they can get redeemed or something. I think it would make for a fun episode.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will it also be 8 episodes long? I think we need more episodes for filler. Including one with in graphic detail of Charlie and Emily's sexual exploration.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being rushed seems like the universal criticism and the show was a big success, so hopefully S2 they get more episodes.

          >MAKE IT ABOUT SEX
          Man, I just like the two being cute together.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought Charlie was the same voice actress for Rapunzel. The relationship between Emily and Charlie reminds me of Rapunzel and Cassandra on Tangled.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone wants to do nasty things to Emily while I just want to BE Emily. You shitters have zero taste.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emily, you can admit you want everyone to do nasty things to you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to want to frick cute cartoon girls, not want to be them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you by chance become Emily, let me worship your cute footsies!
      Also why do you want to be her?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        headpats and kisses from Sera. Sera holding my hands. having Sera tell me not to worry anon. it's the best way for it to be cute and not awkward

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine Sera taking you to heaven and giving you the mommydom treatment!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's not the copypasta you homosexual

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does Vivzie mean when she says ‘Huskerdust is slow burn’? What does that translate to in gay fanfiction terms?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ‘Slow burn’ in fanfiction terms means you write a 100 chapter fanfiction which is 500’000 words long and the main pairing only kisses on the lips by chapter ~50-60 and only fricks in the last two chapters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In viv terms it means 2.5 episodes worth of screen time instead of half an episode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefuly they kiss somewhere in Season 3 or the very earliest at the end of season 2. But who knows with Viv's pacing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They won't get overtly romantic in front of others until season 3

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Pentious' future wife

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get more episodes set in Heaven or only set in Hell? Also would Hazbin Hotel worked if Disney had taken it instead of Amazon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably one or two. I except one of the plot lines in season 2 will be Emily and Pentious trying to get in contact with Charlie to tell her that redeeming Sinners can work but get stonewalled from doing so by Sera.

      Frick no. Disney would've tried to turn into live-action.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >will be Emily and Pentious trying to get in contact with Charlie to tell her that redeeming Sinners can work but get stonewalled from doing so by Sera.
        So Lute would have to fight Sera in order to get more Adam kids to heaven.

        I will not be surprised if Sera would’ve stopped Adam if she knew he could redeem Sinners. So, in Episode 6, God, Lute, and Adam hidden the details of being redeemed from her. So if Adam couldn’t trust her, we can’t trust her either.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she think innocent people exist in Hell? Is she stupid?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has been overprotected by Sera so she thinks everyone is like Charlie and the denizens of Heaven. Even worse now because Pentious isn't exactly like most hell sinners

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emily is basically Charlie’s original classic character before vivzie changed her for no reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you mean Charlie was dumber?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Charlie was always dumb, if she’s smart she loses all of her appeal and her fricking premise, you need someone naive and angelic to want redemption in hell, so yes charlie but dumber and Charlie but better

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see Emily as Charlie without the daddy issues and baggage. Also the corruption potential and her soft, sweaty sensitive angelic feet compared to Charlie's hooves immedaitely make her best girl.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >sweaty sensitive angelic feet
              She has bird feet and you know it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                N-no! I refuse to believe it!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure she meant "innocent" in terms of not deserving death.
      Like someone can be a distant but that doesn't mean you just get to kill them with no immediate threat.
      Also, "potential for redemption".
      Aslso, also, clearly being portrayed as sheltered.
      Like you think they ever let her visit hell and risk hearing about the exterminations?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t use Michael because Michael was the “most” caring of the angels in the Bible until God gave him an order to kill sinners.

    Also Lucifer and Michael were the closest of the angels and Michael was sad when Lucifer fell.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if since Lute now leads the Exorcists, she takes up some of Adam's traits and becomes fatter and more crass now?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    guy

    True

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for Human

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking over my posts, I wanna say the best way to do Michael is
    >Allude to him in season 2, didn't know about the Extermination, Lucifer seems uncomfortable at his mention
    >Season 3 focuses on building bridges between Heaven and Hell and making amends for the past. Bring him in, Sera's husband and a father figure to Emily.
    >Now we get the sibling relationship between him and Lucifer which seems to mirror Heaven and Hell. Emily and Charlie trying to get the two to get along so they can all be one happy family
    >The show has Lucifer and Michael visibly tapdancing around talking about their fight but it's always this uncomfortable elephant in the room.
    >We finally get their past in a rather heartfelt scene and learn they had a history of fights on Earth and failed attempts to make amends after Lucifer fell.
    >Here, they're more evenly matched but Michael was still the consistent winner, but we also learn Michael always felt kinda empty every time he beat the shit out of his brother
    >Finale is Michael, Charlie, Lucifer, and Emily vs various overlords and rogue angels who want war for some reason or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Michel will not exist in the show, nor will any archangel or other significant religious figure
      at this point 'muh michel' is just a cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The show basically confirmed they exist in some capacity in episode 5.
        It's more like, the show is desperately gonna tapdance around who they are and their actual lore because Vivzie wants Lucifer to be a through and through good boy.
        Michael in particular is gonna be the biggest hurdle because that's the story where Lucifer gets too big for his britches, tries to pull some shit and gets curbstomped for it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The show basically confirmed they exist in some capacity in episode 5.
          it never did or said anything about archangel
          this whole "muh michel" is nothing by a shitty cope for morons that can't accept that the show don't follow a christian line of thinking and play loose with the pop interpretation of abrahamic mythology
          Michel won't be part of the show and will not exist in the universe

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's more a sign that season one failed horribly in making the Vees seem like an interesting threat because the only one of them who did anything particularly cool as an antagonist was Velvette.

            >I don't know, Michael and Lucifer being on the same side pretty much removes all tension
            Nah.
            Uriel and Gabriel on other side. If you want additional noteworthy angels that don't necessarily shows up in all variants, Seraphiel can be portrayed as insanely strong too.

            Honestly, make it a family brawl or give them a rivalry. Maybe let them fight first then team up later.
            No matter what happens, the angels who kicked Lucifer out feels like the last stop on the power crawl before we get to the real "big bad" of the series

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Viv’s Adam is honestly far more on point on a creative Christian take of a “what if Adam didn’t eat the apple and had to be the messiah instead” than any of the Michael wanking shows that miss the point of God being good and wanting man to reflect him, worship him as their God and their parents as their parents.

            Michael is literally pointless in this show, and in the Bible too. Apostle Paul and Peter are legit more interesting than him.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How many Michael wanking shows are there, anyway?
              FWIW I think people want to see Michael because the purpose of Lucifer's pride being sinful is that it's vainglorious. He wishes to ascend to the throne of heaven but is not worthy of it. If he's the strongest guy around and God is absent or otherwise preoccupied, he's not really wrong for his pride, because he demonstrably is greater than Adam (who his refusal to recognize as the image of God is the reason behind his fall from grace in the first place).

              With Michael or the other archangels being around, it at least makes sense that Lucifer is in Hell and not fricking around whenever he feels like it in the first place. If Adam replaces the messiah in this setting he'd still ultimately defeat Lucifer (though I can see how his death an Pentious going to heaven could be the setting's equivalent of the harrowing of hell)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can only think of Supernatural, which power wanks Micheal very hard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I've never seen Supernatural. I've only even heard of it this time and maybe a couple of other times since I know it's the title of a show.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly, the reasons for wanting him are pretty basic. Michael has a pretty well established character, he and Lucifer have a history and you feel like that would lend well to the story.
                The Lucifer/Hell backstory feels really fricking boring and he could add something to that, as a lot of people pointed out he's a perfect foil to Lucifer and would probably have a neat dynamic with Charlie.
                Outside just his power level, it just feels like there's a lot that they could do with him that would tap into the Biblical themes of the show, the Morningstar stuff, and the lore for the Heaven/Hell dynamic. Looking at the latter two, it almost feels like he's become a posterboy for a lot of the missing potential caused by the poor pacing and more undercooked/boring ideas

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. Lucifer doesn’t need more backstories or stupid penis-competitions with Michael. We know he’s a delusional, selfish, evil bastard who sits on the throne of trash while Adam and Lute are normies in heaven that only desire to have Adam’s kids come to heaven and be their loving parents.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Counterpoint, in a lot of depictions and in Islam in particular, Michael is one of the first angels to recognize Adam as above them and kneel before him. By your logic, in this canon, Michael's fight with Lucifer would likely be done over how he fricked Adam over by turning his gfs into thots. Now Adam is dead thanks to Lucifer and you don't want the bro who had his back last time to have his back this time?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Let Adam defend himself and make that pipe squeak seethe.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Viv’s Adam is honestly far more on point on a creative Christian take of a “what if Adam didn’t eat the apple and had to be the messiah instead”

              What kind of "Christian" take, even if "creative", if it includes:

              1) The Messiah being completely essentially different (a lot of Christian apologetics on Christ involved the Messiah or how the One Who must save us had to be essentially divine and human)
              2) Adam, who would be unfallen and even further perfected (completed) in his virtue, not being the farthest thing from a fornicating, foul-mouthed, extremely arrogant fratboy (even if very entertaining)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fornicating,
                The Virtue Chick was Lute, as implied here.
                >extremely arrogant fratboy
                Charlie tried push him into an ego trip to get his favor, and he didn’t care about. He also is fine being a little normie in Heaven, until he suddenly sees sinners walking around.
                >Cursing
                Unfortunately, every character is like this because Viv.

                >Top thing
                The thing about Jesus that makes him special is the fact he was born in a body that is like us, instead of Adam, even if he never sinned. Which is why it’s so insane he never sinned once in his life.
                And Jesus didn’t need to step in until Adam also ate the apple.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What is sex with Lute like compared to Emily?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think episode 1 Adam was supposed to be bumbling sexist that ruined his relationships with the always women breaking up with him, and heaven being more of a society of hypocrites (as it implies it’s normal for them to screw around each other)

                But when it was developed, they retconned him being in a dedicated relationship with Lute (cause staff shipping) and changed Heaven to be more clean and sinless. So the worst thing about Adam and Heaven would merely be cursing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The people begging for Michael are like the people who beg for Michael over Jesus Christ in the Bible, cause of stupid power levels instead of actually focusing on “what’s there in heaven that I would love” since Adam and his love is the general answer to it in HH. Lucifer is the most powerful being in Hell and he sucks!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, Michael and Lucifer being on the same side pretty much removes all tension

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know, Michael and Lucifer being on the same side pretty much removes all tension
        Nah.
        Uriel and Gabriel on other side. If you want additional noteworthy angels that don't necessarily shows up in all variants, Seraphiel can be portrayed as insanely strong too.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the Mega for the first 4 episodes? I found the last 4.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Morningstar family portrait from the official twitter.
    Charlie looks like she's being held captive for some reason lmao.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has no hooves, I wonder if that was a last minute change.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably just to do a ref and stylization thing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She probably can hide her hooves like her horns.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoving my face up skirted Charlie’s skirt and SNIIIIIIFFFFFF

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are so many posts about this show? is it a joke?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Emily is just that good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emily is my beloved Paladin patron

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no seven archangels to counter the seven deadly sins
    Missed opportunity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      caged chastity angel fanart when

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With how cucked the lords of sin are I wouldn’t be surprised if any “angels of virtue” managed to embody the worst version of their respective virtue

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Michaelposting has proven that Heaven in general felt underwhelming due to how fast they went through it without exploring anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymouse

      I don't think the seven rings of heaven are still in this theme. When Charlie visits there is a big billboard that says "Science" as if it's one of these seven equivalents now, i'm guessing it's a little more pc than chastity or abstinence.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope to see more charlie&emily interaction next season, maybe emily visiting hell&the hotel.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well ask
    0:33 https://youtu.be/QzMHmnDwOz8?si=9SQVcH37_FWJ_fyw
    Are these the archangels? Which do you think is which?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the twist is they aren't angels
      they're archons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To Just spitball in no particular order: Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Raphael, Samael and Melchiziedek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've actually been looking at some of the pre-series fan content and they honestly really put a lot of thought into a family dynamic of sorts

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to include Michael then there's probably a good way to do it
    >He's personally sent to the Hotel by Emily (because most of the other Angels either are afraid of falling in it's presence or they just fricking hate sinners and hellborn)
    >Just walks in and asks to speak with the manager, does some little shenanigans with Alastor and Husk or whoever
    >Vaggie sees him and immediately starts sweating bullets because she knows exactly who he is
    >Meanwhile Charlie has zero clue because her daddy never told her about him
    >He meets her and basically asks her what went down with how Adam died, he was informed that Adam was killed by Lucifer because that's what Lute told everyone
    >Meanwhile he informs her that Pentious made it to Heaven, which is the entire reason why he's here. He tells her the exterminations will continue because the Council of Elders and Sera have even more reason to since Hell just killed their golden boy Adam.
    >At the same time they're not taking any chances and are gonna go Old Testament on their ass, while at the same time killing off any hellborn they see because Lucifer broke their deal.
    >He at the very least tells Charlie that there's still pushback from angels and Emily from Heaven to have it stopped, but in order to do that she's gonna need to prove that Pent wasn't a one-off thing and help more sinners redeem themselves.
    >Just leaves and wishes her the best of luck on his way out and maybe calls her his niece or some shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he informs her that Pentious made it to Heaven, which is the entire reason why he's here. He tells her the exterminations will continue because the Council of Elders and Sera have even more reason to since Hell just killed their golden boy Adam.
      >>At the same time they're not taking any chances and are gonna go Old Testament on their ass, while at the same time killing off any hellborn they see because Lucifer broke their deal.
      >>He at the very least tells Charlie that there's still pushback from angels and Emily from Heaven to have it stopped, but in order to do that she's gonna need to prove that Pent wasn't a one-off thing and help more sinners redeem themselves.
      This type of characterization is probably good for him in the show because it shows that he understands the issue, puts reality in front of Charlie. He basically is like a general, not as high-ranking as Sera (seraphs outrank archangels), but he's very direct to the point and professional.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I think you could largely handwave it as he's always helping the people of heaven and doesn't have time for anything else and/or adam specifically kept him in the dark
        in general i think he should never be a main villain. he should be a deus ex machina like Luci was in the finale- heaven only calls him into action when times are most dire and he immediately resolves the problem

        I wanna say that post would be a good first appearance but its a copout if he isn't in the same room as Lucifer at least once. It'd be a good way to set him up. As for using him as a Deus Ex? I'm gonna be honest, I really hope the series doesn't go into all out war-mode too much. Maybe a scene where he puts his job or reputation on the line to defend Charlie which finally makes Lucifer realize that the guy he hates so much both cares for his niece and does the right thing even when his pride is on the line, further adding to the idea of him as Lucifer's foil.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically Adam broke their deal as he:
        >Invaded and destroyed their property.
        >Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
        >Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
        Adam is at fault.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Invaded and destroyed their property.
          Oh come on.
          >Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
          Alastor's shield.
          >Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
          She was flying at him with her dragon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymouse

            not that anon, but...
            >Alastor's shield
            Are you fricking moronic?
            All of Alastors shit is radio themed. That shield has six wings, six eyes, and a giant apple on it, it's her shield or her dads, Alestor probably hates it.
            He also did choose to single out and invade her hotel, without any clear verbal direction specified to do so by Sera in the heaven episode. Charlie is part of the Lucifer treaty with heaven, and is therefore "untouchable" as far as the treaty is concerned. Adam decided to violate this treaty, on his own, Sera didn't openly tell him to do it.
            >who hit first
            moot point. he had already attacked her home, established and open place of residency, that's a clear attack upon a royal. If the US launches a Cruise missile and blows up the Kremlin, but Vladmir Putin is unharmed, it's still an act of war regardless.
            Tl,dr. Adam is a moron who got played by Sera, Adam defenders are morons who engage in mental gymnastics.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not that anon, but...
            >Alastor's shield
            Are you fricking moronic?
            All of Alastors shit is radio themed. That shield has six wings, six eyes, and a giant apple on it, it's her shield or her dads, Alestor probably hates it.
            He also did choose to single out and invade her hotel, without any clear verbal direction specified to do so by Sera in the heaven episode. Charlie is part of the Lucifer treaty with heaven, and is therefore "untouchable" as far as the treaty is concerned. Adam decided to violate this treaty, on his own, Sera didn't openly tell him to do it.
            >who hit first
            moot point. he had already attacked her home, established and open place of residency, that's a clear attack upon a royal. If the US launches a Cruise missile and blows up the Kremlin, but Vladmir Putin is unharmed, it's still an act of war regardless.
            Tl,dr. Adam is a moron who got played by Sera, Adam defenders are morons who engage in mental gymnastics.

            I think that anon is thinking about the barrier Alastor summoned, not the shield Charlie was holding

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh come on.
            It might be presumptuous to assume you can't destroy the property of the royal family, but regardless it's very sketchy if he does so.
            >Alastor's shield.
            The Pardon was for Hellborn and the Royal Family. Alastor was not included, and Charlie only attacked after she was attacked by Exorcists several times.
            >She was flying at him with her dragon.
            She was flying away from Adam when he hit her.

            The Exorcists dealt the first blow on Charlie several times before she struck back and Adam stuck her first before she speared him. Adam violated the terms that allowed Exterminations to continue, which is why shortly after Lucifer intervened.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Invaded and destroyed their property.
              Oh come on.
              >Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
              Alastor's shield.
              >Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
              She was flying at him with her dragon.

              Technically Adam broke their deal as he:
              >Invaded and destroyed their property.
              >Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
              >Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
              Adam is at fault.

              (you) all talking a lot about a deal we dont know any details about.
              Anyways if their deal works like devil deals I'm fairly sure breaking is either impossible or has immediate effects.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Adam is at fault.
          You could easily make it a case of Lute bullshitting that the Elders/Sera happen to agree with rather than actually believing in it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
          The exorcists wanted vaggie's head as their prize

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not as high-ranking as Sera (seraphs outrank archangels)
        Isn't Michael the Prince of Seraphs?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Archangels are a very confused thing in christianity because they were for some reason included with the angel orders
          >The angelology of Pseudo-Dionysius, which was widely read as of the 6th century, gave Michael a rank in the hierarchy of angels.
          >Later, in the 13th century, others such as Bonaventure believed that he is the prince of the Seraphim, the first of the nine angelic orders.
          >According to Thomas Aquinas (Summa Ia. 113.3), he is the Prince of the last and lowest choir, the Angels.[34]
          In Judaism(assuming I remember correctly), the archangels are not included in the orders, they are leaders of orders.

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Adam is redeeming sinners schizo the Vox is controlling Adam schizo?

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pentious x Emily fanart

    It begins

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chances Emily steals Charlie's spotlight? We already know she's better than Vaggie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it happen Vivzie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First cucks Vaggie and now is cucking Cherri
      Emily you prostitute!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can anyone stop her?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        p-pink diamond? oh how have you grown.. backwards?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, I love them both. I still ship her with charlie as well though

      >First cucks Vaggie and now is cucking Cherri
      Emily you prostitute!

      Both aren't much of characters, maybe it's emily's divine duty to replace useless/toxic love interest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where's my porn of rePentious giving Cherri the double dick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soon, brother. Soon...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know what I hope for the best of Pentious, but I can't imagine Cherri saving herself for him given how much of a hoe she is

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then this

            >Pentious x Emily fanart

            It begins

            shall happen.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they could give her an arc where she tries to keep up her hoe ways but it's not the same because her mind is constantly thinking of pentious and it eventually leads to her realising that she wants more intimacy and not just meaningless sex and after she finds out sir pentious is still alive in heaven she joins the hotel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do you want to be, making frick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >VoxEmily out of all things has more art

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >VoxEmily
        Disgusting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shipper will take anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There is a non-zero-percent chance that this currently unnamed ship sets sail faster than Charmily

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pentious x Emily fanart

        It begins

        not emily getting sinner dick.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sir Repentious is not a sinner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny comic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >274 posts
    >Only one Loona
    Trash thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares about your cheap spin-off anymore now that the real deal is out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KYS FURhomosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to become one with Emily!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you missed a turn to your >le gay imp and homosexual owl show thread.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ships girls with other girls
    VILE AND BLASPHEMOUS

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Michael and Gabriel ULTRAKILL in the future

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why has no one brought up Uriel?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uriel would just be Black Templar level crazy in Vivziverse so they keep him out of things unless abso-fricking-lutely necessary

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense.
          I really do hope they have different personalities when they show up but I get the distinct feeling Vivzie isn't gonna juggle all 6 unless a season arc centers around them

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sera leaning over to kiss Emily made her look like a pokemom.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go on...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOVE EACH OTHER
        LOVE EACH OTHER
        LOVE EACH OTHER
        LOVE EACH OTHER
        LOVE EACH OTHER

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Angels confirmed made for BJS(Big Justin Swallowing), of course, they shrink him first

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's gonna cuck Vaggie

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pumping Emily then DISAPPEARING INTO THE NIGHT when she says that she loves you and that she's pregnant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler
      Cheating on Lute already?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He broke up with Lute and fricked off, remember? His twin brother's probably banging Charlie.

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH EMILY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shinn was awesome in the new movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I bet angel pussy can literally take your soul from how good it is!

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone draw Adam like pic related

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Second this, hope that one adam drawing anon sees this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone draw Adam like pic related

        See you heavenly cowboy...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw i drew in the black eye but totally forgot all the blood

          see this is why we don't draw on the comedown

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not those anons but thank you drawfriend 😀

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking kneel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Triple it then

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote a song for Emily, I hope she likes it.

    This is a song
    For the ladies,
    But fella's,
    Listen closely.
    You don't always have to frick her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you got to make some love
    And frickin' give her some smooches too
    Sometimes you've got to squeeze
    Sometimes you've got to say please
    Sometimes you got to say hey
    I'm gonna frick you, softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I brought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute Emily
    I think I've got something in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That's frickin' teamwork
    What's your favorite posish
    That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
    What's your favorite dish
    I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I'll fricking frick you discreetly
    And then I'll fricking bone you completely
    But then
    I'm gonna frick you hard
    Hard

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the first onscreen sex scene goes to Emily and ______.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is only right and proper.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SeraPentious is now a thing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you rather Emily or Sera?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Emily anytime everytime!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you frick her, will she squeak like a stuffed toy too?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I sure fricking hope so.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ... I genuinely don't need to frick something that is squeakier than a "little sister" in your average hentai.

              that said...
              >Cha-Charlie, what are we...
              >Shh. Relax Emily. I just want to show you why being "fallen" is fun.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Emily looks like the kind of girl who when falling would go all in.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Emily goes and visits hell, as part of establishing proper "traffic" between the hotel and heaven and see for herself if some of the new "guests" would genuinely make for redeemable material or if they are sadly a lost cause.
                >Charlie and the others decide to spend a night in town with her
                >Charlie starts to feel increasingly awkward as she realizes how some things even she has taken for granted in hell must be even more awkward for angels
                >For example, when Emily asks what is an "award winning demon bullale show" Charlie has o explain to her that it does not involve baking, even though Angel sclaims "thick glacing" is involved.
                >Later at a club, gets offered some drink
                >Blackout
                >Next morning Emily awakens in the hotel with a hangover, Charlie and Vaggie hanging half unconscious from the side of the bed
                >Emily is banned from the Lust ring, after supposedly crashing a car into Asmodeus factory, causing a massive explosion. Now dicks are everywhere in hell.
                >Valentino has gone missing, the last thing people saw was him trying to seduce some angel girl who danced on tables to "Rock you like a hurricane"
                >He is found the next day with a broken pelvis in some dumpster and a severe fear of the female gender.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine if Emily took advantage of her position to demand sexual favors from the denizens of Hell or she will deem them "unrepentant and not worth being redeemed" which leaves them in Lute's hands.

                [...]
                >Emily, please stop, I can't take it anymore
                >Don't be silly Charlie, I've only tried about a third of what I read about.
                >The first book she found in hell was a Marquis de Sade one

                Fricking based. I still need to read it though

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah. Emily would not be that heartless. even if she wants to get some action once she hd a proper taste.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Emily looks like the kind of girl who when falling would go all in.

                >Emily, please stop, I can't take it anymore
                >Don't be silly Charlie, I've only tried about a third of what I read about.
                >The first book she found in hell was a Marquis de Sade one

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Angel Dust when he sees Charlie the next morning severely dehydrated and looking worse than him after an all nighter gangbang in the studio.
                >Frick my life Charlie, what happened to you?
                >The second cumming. And the third. And the fourth. And... I don't know, I lost count after that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The first book she found in hell was a Marquis de Sade one
                >Emily roleplays as the victims in the books because she turns out to be a massive Masochist

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Emily, her angelic nature disguised, decides to go on a tour through pentagram city outside of visiting the hotel
                >Ends up in a Valentino controlled district, and drugged
                >Drugged Emily is just Emily but hugging everyone and singing some songs randomly
                >Valentino's henchmen bring her to him
                >He learns she knows Charlie and he decides that if he can't frick with the little princess, he is going to frick with her little friend.
                >His most sadistic idea: Have Angel Dust have sex with her during the next porn shoot
                >Angel can't deny this request because of his contract, though he tries to convince Valentino it is a bad idea, even accepts getting beaten up.
                >Valentino in turn gives the "alternative" of having other guys take girl of "little miss sunshine over there", who is all over hugging some porn actors, who are already feeling kinda weird getting touched by her
                >Angel "submits" because at least he can try and be "gentle" to her
                >Things being rather awkward for him too, because Emily kinda reminds him of his sister
                >starts gentle with some foreplay, cuddling and kissing to make Emily comfortable, the young angel girl still high and feeling really good at what he does
                >Eventually the actual sex happens and it kinda turns out weird.
                >Unbeknown to anyone, angel pussy/dick is for sinners actually kinda like pumping liquid ecstasy through your veins.
                >Emily's warm nethers and her body holding tight to Angel puts him into something of a mating frenzy.
                >Even Valentino is kinda weirded out when Angel after only five minutes ends up finished and the girl on top of him.
                >WHAT THE FRICK, ANGEL! ARE YOU TRYING TO SHIT ME, YOU WORTHLESS-
                >Va-Val, I am sorry, but this pussy play is- holy shit.
                >Are you kidding me? You are the biggest power bottom in my employee, I know you don't get actually off on girls. you will-
                >Puppies!
                >???
                >Valentino and Angel Dust just watch as Emily jumps a bunch of helldog actors that were passing by, petting them & having her way with them

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to get a taste of that sweet tight angel pussy!

                I want to see Emily get mindbroken and end up doing porn in Hell with strangers in gangbangs and hellbeasts.

                >I want to see Emily get mindbroken and end up doing porn in Hell with strangers in gangbangs and hellbeasts.
                Can they ever hope to break Emily?

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angels are for ______

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Helping them rip and tear demons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DEMONIC RAPE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She would be that desperate

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the first man is white
    >hes also a dominant alpha male who tries his best to make sure he does what he thinks is right, even if he hardline disagrees with people because theyre ideologically his enemies
    >hes also a tumblr sexyman
    What the frick did vivsipop mean by this? Why wasnt adam an african king?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of Africa is bunk

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I
    CRY
    WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO
    DIEEEEEEEE

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think lia or pippa watched hazbin on Amazon prime during stream and the take away was "this is shit."

    based phase connect vtubers.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your vtuber crap literally anywhere other than the Emily thread.
    The Emily thread is a sacred space made for hornyposting.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She mad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sera was touching her inappropriately again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the face of a woman who realized she signed the death warrant of countless souls that could have been saved.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She did it for this sweet seraphim pussy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            serapussu? seraphussy?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pentious is so lucky!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pentious? What about Emily?

              >Gets to have sex with the first succesfully redeemed sinner in heaven, which is utterly unique
              >Guy has two dicks so huzzah, the cherry popping has been doubled
              >Guy just giving cunnilingus should be interesting considering the snake tongue thing
              >Guy is awkward enough that she doesn't have to feel like she is genuinely threatened by him and have "fun"
              >Afterwards has a big body pillow like dork to cuddle for post-coital fluff

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Guy has two dicks so huzzah, the cherry popping has been doubled
                Also she can pop her anal virginity at the same time as she pops her cherry!

                Do angels have cute feet?

                >Do angels have cute feet?
                I can only hope they do so I can worship Emily's cute soft and sweaty angel feet. Bet her sweat tastes like sugary water, but I wonder what do her Emily's smell like? Also see

                I want to worship Emily's cute footsies! Also I'm so thankful to the anon who gave us Emily's cute feet in the Hazbin aco thread. Thank you anon!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet Emily's feet smell like cinnamon since she's such a cinnamon roll!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What about vanilla or coconut? Does she use any cream to keep her feet soft?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine helping her out put on her foot cream!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Getting to massage an angel's cute sweaty feet feels like cuddling with a loved one under a blanket indoors on a cold rainy night. So wholesome it can bring most sinners to orgasm right away!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to massage Emily's cute footsies!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just watch her talons.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                N-no, that must be a lie! Emily got cute sweaty angel feet and soft soles!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place if they wanted salvation. They earned damnation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sera, The other Angels tell me they wash down there by themselves

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Page 10

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sera should have been her mom and Gabriel should have been her dad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute when angry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll find a way, Charlie!
      >Sits on her fat ass as extermination happens.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is part of the pacing issue, you can visibly tell that stuff was cut out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will she visit the Hotel, or invite Charlie up again? Or both?

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like Cirno

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this lucifer x sera, or lucifer sera siblings?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Them as siblings, but it wouldn't be the first time Luci has chemistry with his family members

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ha also ew, technically he threaten to frick his little brother since adam is brother of the main angels. Especially if were going off the canon that adam is micheal.

          But yeah cute and sad, shows why she's so worried about emily she can't lose another plucky sibling.

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she part of Charlie's harem, yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cha-Charlie... why am I in hell
      >Because I summoned you
      >Oh. And why am I chained to your bed
      >Because I want to do with you thinks some dumb rapper was too chicken to get through with.
      >*gulping* Cha-Charlie! Please. You can't do that!
      >Oh, I can do this. Somehow I know that. I'll get my hand into your pants...
      >Eeekkk
      >Don't worry, Emily. It will be swell. Today is going to be a happy day in hell

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such a cute couple

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >these bite marks
      Hmm

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Adam really care about Lute? He smiled to her during his last breath.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Proof?

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"ADAM, I WANT MORE EXTERMINATORS"
    >says Lute dragging a screaming Adam into the bedroom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam not having a problem sleeping with Lute if her tastes weren't a bit... extreme.
      >Adam likes fricking shit up
      >Lute shlicks off to the scene from Bible Black: New Testament involving the shotgun
      >There is a difference

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember the guy who kept pushing the nonsensical "vox controls the exterminators" theory?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the basedgay SU nig- I mean "The Roundtable"?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still remember when he hounded a kid with cancer for spoiling SU episodes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, I hate him for that.
          That and the fact that his entire channel is essentially just 90% stupid fan theory videos to stuff that does not come true and only focuses on whatever cartoon tumblr thinks is popular currently.

          Guy considers himself a "cartoon expert" but knows nothing from before 2010 and has literally worse variety than the Cinemaphile board to offer when it comes to talk about "more recent" stuff.

          I just wish Chuck Jones and Tex Avery would crawl out of their graves and shove one sketch after another down his throat till he chokes.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, you can really tell when they don't have the Voice Actors ready to go. Emily being quiet in that last scene was so awkward.

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do angels have cute feet?

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Emily get mindbroken and end up doing porn in Hell with strangers in gangbangs and hellbeasts.

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Emily falling in love with sir Pentious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I (crack)ship it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if Pent built a teleportation canon instead of a laser one?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish that as well, but something tells me she'll end up with Charlie and Vaggie.

      Captcha: 2NTR

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >end up with Charlie and Vaggie
        Basado
        >spoiler
        Oh no Cringo

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want an episode where Charlie dates Emily

      I hate Tumblrinas so fricking much.

      Such a cute couple

      kek this is great

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When a sinner dies their essence dissolves into hell
    So what about Adam&Exterminators? Did their deaths purify hell or something?

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    agreed

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    disagreed

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indecesive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eh

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meh

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long before we get to enjoy Emily again? I love how squeaky and cheerful she is. Imagine how nice it would be to date her!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The second season is already in production, right? Hopefully she'll get a bigger role this time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What would the role even be?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vaggie's rival for Charlie's love. She will win extremely easily.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Foot fanservice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes please!

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the pilot really better then what we got or is that a meme?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like the pilot feels a lot more... genuine than the show. It has the edgy fast paced sense of humor that you'd genuinely expect from the online generation, feels like it would have fit in with a lot of the stuff on Newgrounds back in the day

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which is the most and least likely?
    Emily sneaks into Hell.
    Sera banish Emily from Heaven.
    Emily used the orb to find out and unintentionally find a disturbing truth.
    After getting disowned by her sister Emily travels both Earth, Purgatory and Hell.
    Get's a job at the hotel
    Emily cause and second civil war in Heaven
    Get's a robot boyfriend
    Plows Pent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most likely
      >Emily sneaks into hell, gets banished by Sera peer pressured by Lute and other ngels who are spreading propaaganda how hell killed Adam while hding to most the concept of exterination. Emily ends up getting a job in the hotel.

      Least likely
      >Plows pent cause frick this show, no sex for women
      >Sera punishes/disowns her intentionally
      >emily causing a second civil war in heaven

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No [normal] father looks at their daughter like this.

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I wish I could get into this shit...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anyone else is tired of Cinemaphile having a dozen different threads that are slow as a snail each instead of a few/single active one I made a general for HH/HB over on sturdy we can try out, link at the bottom of the picture related

      Whats stopping you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >general for HH/HB
        Why not make one here?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jannies are a bunch of morons that keep deleting them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't generals kind of unofficially banned from Cinemaphile with drawgays being the one exception?
          Also sturdy has bigger filesizes and mp4s enabled, just kind of a cushier place

          Jannies are a bunch of morons that keep deleting them

          Yeah that's what I figured was happening too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the lack of captcha is nice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really just couldn't sit through the first episode.

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a general on /trash/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's been one for years

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the bush

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which thread are we supposed to go to now?

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks!

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