Bro she's been in 1 ep out of 8 and only showed up for half a second in the final ep. She's 100% a side character maybe a main side character but she's not a main character anon. Angeldust is more main character potential than her.
Does anyone suspect that Adam and Lute were written super differently in episode 1 than in episodes 6 and 8 because Adam x Lute wasn’t yet a thing during the production of episode 1?
I got back to it and it was super jarring as for one >Adam talks about two crash and burn relationships he made with women in heaven. Meaning, he wouldn’t be the kind of Adam that is utterly hurt by Lucifer taking his wives in Episode 8 and would instead say “I banged better”. >Lute in this episode is almost entirely silent in this episode and is much more mime-like. She also doesn’t actually have a sexual bond with Adam, seemingly just being a good little minion/servant/daughter like the other Exorcist >Adam and Lute engaged far more in Episodes 6 and 8, and this Lute would absolutely not be silent and cheeky against Charlie or with Adam
>Episode 6 and 8 Adam would have serious trust issues with women/girls and wouldn’t even consider random ones in his interests. He would also have Lute with him around at all times, which means Lute would be “protecting her territory” against random angel girls.
>Episode 1 Heaven is also implied to be different in Episode 6 Heaven simply because they (including Adam and Lute) were more hypocritical and non-monogamous in episode 1.
So Adam x Lute belong to the same categories of Angel x Dust and Exorcist Vaggie in terms of “sudden retcons during the show development.”
no one is that happy to see anyone its all just chemical shit in the brain everyone's got other motives don't trust that hippy bs. Least lute doesn't pretend
Vaggie has a very poor showing for someone who's Adam's "top girl", I guess there's a very wide gap between lvl 1 (Lute) and lvl 2 (Vaggie).
3 months ago
Anonymous
Vaggie being useless, irrelevant, and superfluous? Much shock
3 months ago
Anonymouse
I don't get how vaggie got in a legit fight with a b***h missing an arm. She shouldn't have been able to stop or delay her
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lute is just that cool. I don't know why she didn't stop Nifty though, as she wasn't fighting Vaggie at that time.
The good ending.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't know why she didn't stop Nifty though, as she wasn't fighting Vaggie at that time.
No one expected it, plus Adam and her were trying to get Adam killed so Adam can close off Lilith’s and Eve’s forbidden fruit deal (redeeming the sinners).
The entire series from the start was a child custody case.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lute was stunned because Adam had just knocked down the building she was standing on.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Considering all the other exorcists were complete jobbers, I guess sort of knowing how to fight puts you in the top 2.
Lute ripping her own arm off because she's so dedicated to fighting demons is the coolest and hottest part of the whole show
3 months ago
Anonymous
It was pretty metal.
3 months ago
Anonymouse
I wonder if she will grow it back?
Sinners in hell can regenerate there whole bodies, that's how the cannibals can just devour people endlessly. But Vagi's been in hell for a while and she hasn't grown back her eye, so angels must not have regenerative abilities like that. So she might be permanently gimped.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Vaggie's eye was cut out with an angelic weapon which is why it doesn't grow back. Lute just ripped hers off on a rock, so she's prob gonna regrow it. Also Vaggie's wings which werent removed with an angelic weapon grew back
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Lute is the most vulnerable when her left dominant arm (symbolism for Adam) is removed from her for a time. But like her arm, Adam will eventually return to her.
It’s so perfect and adorable….
How is Viv getting this down so right????
3 months ago
Anonymous
It is the Divine intervention
3 months ago
Anonymous
Why the frick are angelic weapons so powerful?
Who makes them?
Why do they treat them like toothpicks?
After Adam’s death, the redeemed/righteous sinners slain by Adam appeared to the Holy City of Heaven. This is inspired by Viv’s background and knowledge of Jesus’ story.
50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
So there may actually be more redeemed Sinners in Heaven than Sir Pentious. Although; it’s interesting how Sir Pentious is the only winner so far that has been themed with Adam’s strong golden colors over the purposely weak muted golden colors of Saint Peter’s.
No. It was because the price of his sins were payed by Adam. Without it, Sir Pentious’ good deeds wouldn’t matter and he would still be in the grave.
Just like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, King David, and King Solomon before Christ’s sacrifice.
No. Because Sir Pentious was brought to heaven as a winner in strong yellows and golds. So it might actually might have to do with their redemptions.
Peter got there by his works. Pentious got there by Adam’s sacrifice.
It’s interesting to note that Adam was stabbed in the cross when he was killed.
vile and blasphemous have fun in hell. Ill be in heaven with my wife or sort of wife I dunno im sure we can keep it on the downlow or I get transition to male for her
People with brainrot thinking women should look have just male bodies but with breasts
You disgust me with your shit taste. Shortstacks are where it's at
The furry looking girl sitting on the lower left is confirmed to be Angel Dust's sister. She and her mother both made it to heaven, while Angel and his father are in hell. They might get a reunion at some point.
the couple song between vag and charlatan makes me want to see one of them die so bad I want to watch one of them cry and climb over the other just writhing in pain. Ya know?
I just imagine Lute finding a snow globe from Charlie on Vaggie, then saying "homosexual SHIT!" and Lute throws it to the wall while Vaggie screams "NO!"
Then Lute spreads Vaggie's legs apart, holding one of her hands behind her back, then asking Vaggie to give her her other hand and Vaggie saying
"I can't"
and then Lute says "Why not?"
and Vaggie says, "Gravity"
and Lute says "Gravity? What the frick does that mean?" with Vaggie saying "I'll fall down." and then Lute swipes her feet and makes Vaggie bend over while saying
"GIVE IT TO ME. COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME." into Vaggie's ear
Velvette was there to stir the pot and cause discourse among the other Overlords.
We get the impression that despite some of the Overlords being chummy with one another (Zestiel and Carmilla, Alastor and Rosie), none of them have really organized together like the Vees have. By putting it out there that Carmilla knew something she wasn't sharing with the rest, she was sowing the seeds of doubt among them to keep them divided, so that when it would eventually come time for the Vees to start making a power play (as they alluded to in the finale), they'd be up against less resistance.
also i think the Vs wanted to make the overlords rally against the angels only for them to bail at the end and have them most get culled and then power vacum the rest
Isn't that still what happens next now that all the cannibals and some random other demons know how to kill angels? Logically speaking, the rest of hell knows that the Hotel was attacked and won the battle, it won't be hard to either figure out how they did it or start bribing/interrogating cannibals. Hell the Vees were watching the battle on TV.
As long as Carmine still has a monopoly on angelic arms she can control who does and doesn't get them. Not only that it also makes her the only one in hell who can reliably kill souls for good so no sane person would challenge her.
She is the sole decider if hell goes to war with heaven and she is clearly against it.
Vel is a fricking jobber. The Vs are exactly as she described them, upstarts with no perspective. Imagine arming up without Alastor or Lucifer getting involved - or the cannibals who are an inherently violent group of sinners as opposed to the gooners who worship the Vs.
It wasn't a bad call to make given her goals: don't lose her kids to violent combat.
yeah she knew the V's just saw it as a power play. They'd have done what camilla feared which was put her family at risk. The V's 100% would have snitched to get spared, and as we saw they'd have hidden in their bunker watching the blood shed. Most likely coming out at the end taking the territory of all the now dead overlords and semi overlords gaining tons of control. Probably planned to have camilla die and take over all weapons in hell they had more to gain from a half assed battle and loss than winning and starting a war.
0 probably, Serra is her older sister. And Luci couldn't have spawned her after he fell, otherwise she'd be hellborn. But who knows how Angels are created.
0 probably, Serra is her older sister. And Luci couldn't have spawned her after he fell, otherwise she'd be hellborn. But who knows how Angels are created.
People like her because she’s what Charlie should have been if Vivzie, she’s functionally superior Charlie and Vaggie, and imo makes for either a better protagonist or better duo with her
Would have made a better gf/foil/best friend to Charlie then Vaggie. Two sides of the same coin, plus both have motivation and agency, deuterotagonists. Vaggie is just a tag along whose sole purpose and motivation is being Charlie’s (girl)friend
Angels are full of eyes when depicted in biblical lore. The Ophanim are the most overt example. Then they have the nerve to blow you up if you freak out too.
Only Cherubim, Ophanim, Seraphim, and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance, and they are also only "angels" by the modern use of the term as a blanket category for all of God's inhuman higher-ups.
"Angels", strictly speaking, do look like people and aren't far off from the winged person depiction. The weirder shit is only ever seen by humanity when they are taken to see God face to face in heaven or they have a vision. All the angels we see in the Bible who actually come down to talk to people don't look like eldritch monstrosities
>Only Cherubim, Ophanim, Seraphim, and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance
Even they mostly conform to a human appearance outside the Ophanim.
Seraphim often have human bodies below their wings. Seem to have started out as actual snakes
Cherubim are usually human-bodied, but with 4 heads(Bull, Human, Lion, Eagle).
They might have been inspired by the Lamassu(Ox Body, Human head, Eagle Wings, Lion tail) though considering those were also called Karibu, especially since the ox-head is called "the face of a cherubim" at least once while the other three are mentioned, suggesting a cherubim to be ox-bodied
>and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance
Can you elaborate on these unnamed creatures? What did they look like and what was their role
So what’s going to the future conflict? Adam’s super dead, and we know sinners can be redeemed so heaven’s probably not going to continue exterminations.
Lilith was behind the exterminations somehow, or at least had made a deal with Adam. She will be the season 2 antagonist.
They can also make drama if cancelling the extermination means the Sinners are allowed to leave the Pride ring finally, and see the other six rings. The native hellborn races aren't going to like that very much if it does happen.
Lilith wasn’t behind the exterminations. The exterminations were done to allow Adam to cast away sins in Hell with his death and store any repenting sinners beforehand for their resurrection/arrival in Heaven (Adam’s home).
Lilith’s deal was the apple of knowledge that enabled Adam’s children to sin and be trapped in Hell forever. Because it was undone, Lute is the one who gets the kids now. Child Custody drama.
Michael doesn’t trigger Lucifer’s insecurities. Adam does and he wanted everything Adam had. Adam coming back to life will piss off Lucifer more than Michael’s entire history with him, because Adam coming back from the dead redeeming sinners is yet another thing Lucifer cannot have.
Adam does particularly in settings with God because Adam has God's favor as a human, but I can imagine the only guy that can tell you what to do would piss him off a lot,too, and that's Michael. Without God to explicitly state Adam/mankind's place in the world, Lucifer could at least theoretically ignore humanity.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Without God to explicitly state Adam/mankind's place in the world, Lucifer could at least theoretically ignore humanity.
Because he didn’t with that stupid fruit deal, he gets all of the bad humans and Adam gets all the good humans. And now, Adam can take away whatever was good in Lucifer’s pile and redeem them as his golden sons and daughters. Sir Pentious is now in Adam’s custody.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Adam is dead, he didn't redeemed anyone
he didn't even believed redemption was possible
he wasn't even really important in heaven
stop pushing that schizo shitycanon
3 months ago
Anonymous
Doom posting as if Jesus Christ died yesterday and everyone doubts his resurrection.
What the frick is going God, Jesus of Nazareth? Are you literally trying to make people recall your life on the earth under Vivziepop? The wrath, the sacrifice, and the love?
>7 Then war broke out in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. 8 But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. 9 The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.
Revelation 12
3 months ago
Anonymous
that don't describe the fall of Lucifer, as that isn't even in the bible, you are simply moronic
3 months ago
Anonymous
It pretty explicitly refers to this kicked out angel as the ancient serpent, Anon. So yes, this is specifically about the fall of Lucifer.
3 months ago
Anonymous
No Anon, that's about the antichrist/Satan
Lucifer, fallen angel is not on the bible and the passage don't even refer to something that happened in the past but is describing a vision
The idea that it refers to Lucifer is a late interpretation and is not canon
3 months ago
Anonymous
>The idea that it refers to Lucifer is a late interpretation and is not canon
This itself is a moronic meme. It's about Lucifer. Deal with it
>just like most higher level demons have alternative forms
Wish charlie kept her tail out, maybe some cute little succubus horns at least. I ain't watchin this shit to look at frickin humans!
the sad truth is that viv would never use michael because she's too PUSSY to actually use big name heavenly figures and needs to delegate everything in heaven to OCs and adam (her ex)
she used st. peter. michael isn't off the table since he's a mythological figure who isn't god. but it sounds like in this setting lucifer was cast out by a vote instead of being physically tossed out.
she used st. peter. michael isn't off the table since he's a mythological figure who isn't god. but it sounds like in this setting lucifer was cast out by a vote instead of being physically tossed out.
Michael is simply not as important to Sinners as Adam nor would or should Michael be the loving father of sinners.
she used st. peter. michael isn't off the table since he's a mythological figure who isn't god. but it sounds like in this setting lucifer was cast out by a vote instead of being physically tossed out.
I feel like using Peter isn't the same as using Michael. Peter is just associated with the whole pearly gates imagery in pop culture and you can find him in tons of stuff that makes no other Biblical reference.
Michael leaves no room for doubt that you are getting some degree of Biblical. Not only that, but you are using the biggest badass in Biblical lore noted not only for being a powerhouse who is God's greatest general beat up Satan, but for still being humble with a kind heart using that power only as he has to due to his immense loyalty to God. You are now in Biblical territory that comes with expectations of both his lore and character unless you just make it a random angel with his name. Same applies to Gabriel. There are characters who just come with expectations even as you change stuff about them.
Its a show LITERALLY about Heaven and Hell, with focus on redemption, its already Biblical out the ass.
Okay let me clarify. It's not simply the Biblical significance of a given character but the implication they bring with them with their specific Biblical/Apocryphal lore and character. Adam, for most people, just means Genesis happened and then he's largely free to do whatever the frick you want with him.
Michael, not so much. The lore that surrounds him and is consistent through pretty much every adaptation of him means he'd need to be handled more carefully. They'd need to immediately establish where he's been because you'd assume he'd have attended the trial. Then, if he ISN'T the guy who beat up Lucifer, the protector of the church/Israel/all the other things he protects(I'd assume Heaven in this setting), then he's not worth having. If he is those things they need to establish where the frick he was during all the exterminations.
Then it's just the matter of making him the next Heaven antagonist being lazy as frick.
I want him in there, but with all the things season 2 already has going on in 8 episodes? Actually doing him right seems almost impossible
Hold on, I actually came up with a good analogy for this.
Imagine a Greek mythology show about the daughter of Ares and Aphrodite's kid. They go around meeting various Greek figures and an OC cast. An arc about her parents beefing with Athena again happens and our hero has to deal with the goddess and her forces.
Then Diomedes shows up as some dude with Odysseus and Athena's other heroes in the arc because the writers couldn't fit him in properly with all that was going on. Maybe a vague allusion to the fact he kicked both of her parents asses and walked off leaving them both with vendettas before both had failed revenge attempts against him.
You see the issue? Trying to cram Michael into season 2 in particular just feels wrong.
Yet the right is too busy whining about how it glorifies demons to realize this is the sort of shit they could use to ease into appealing to kids these days.
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Okay let me clarify. It's not simply the Biblical significance of a given character but the implication they bring with them with their specific Biblical/Apocryphal lore and character. Adam, for most people, just means Genesis happened and then he's largely free to do whatever the frick you want with him.
Michael, not so much. The lore that surrounds him and is consistent through pretty much every adaptation of him means he'd need to be handled more carefully. They'd need to immediately establish where he's been because you'd assume he'd have attended the trial. Then, if he ISN'T the guy who beat up Lucifer, the protector of the church/Israel/all the other things he protects(I'd assume Heaven in this setting), then he's not worth having. If he is those things they need to establish where the frick he was during all the exterminations.
Then it's just the matter of making him the next Heaven antagonist being lazy as frick.
I want him in there, but with all the things season 2 already has going on in 8 episodes? Actually doing him right seems almost impossible
I think you could largely handwave it as he's always helping the people of heaven and doesn't have time for anything else and/or adam specifically kept him in the dark
in general i think he should never be a main villain. he should be a deus ex machina like Luci was in the finale- heaven only calls him into action when times are most dire and he immediately resolves the problem
Sera leaning over to kiss Emily made her look like a pokemom.
She looks like a bird.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Not without the beak. She has a snout in "human" form.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oh no anon, that's just an anime influence on the head shapes. There's a thing in anime where characters in 'cute' artstyles are given a cat-like head shape because apparently there's a principle in Japanese art where the more you focus on "cute", the closer whatever you're drawing will look to a cat. The whole thing actually went slightly viral when some Japanese guy talked about it on Quora recently in response to someone complaining about anime characters looking white.
You can see Charlie has the same "snout" on her own side profile here.
Vaggie, don't look!
3 months ago
Anonymous
For anime it’s a stylization thing. When anime designs are ported over to 3D they don’t have those types of profiles because they don’t work in 3D unless the character is meant to have that type of head shape. Given that we see plenty of characters with normal, flat faces if they have human-like faces than in the case of Charlie, given that she also has a wet nose, it’s likely she does indeed have a snout like a dog. If anything her snoot is stylized to be drawn as a button nose outside of the side instead of being defined outside those angles. The same applies to Emely, it’s not stylization, she has a muzzle too.
Demons maybe but angels got beautiful soft sweaty feet. I wish Viv gave us more information on angel biology. I bet their sweat tastes like sugary water and their pussies like cotton candy. But I wonder about their buttholes. I bet their poop smells and tastes like licorice but any confirmation?
They've been pretty unclear, like there was that old statement Viv had describing Lucifer and the Sins as a circus troupe, implying they were all friends and assumably fallen angels as well, plus the bit where Asmodeus said Mammon's been a prick since the very start of Hell.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I think some of the Patreon posts mentioned the circus troupe, Lucifer was the ringleader, Beelzebub was beast tamer, Asmodeus was fire dancer/breather, and I think Mammon was just a clown.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I was about to call asspull until I realized you can see it in their designs. Why does all the most interesting lore and character beats come out in twitter and patreon posts rather than the show?
Hmmmm i do like emily and I do like vaggie cucked? And I do like charlie hmmmmm. But yeah maybe I might try my hand at emily if can think of a good idea >but what about sirpentious x emily?
Hopefully next season we get an episode dedicated to Charlie giving Emily a tour of hell.
Not necessarily cause she’s fallen, but cause she wants a better idea of sinners and how they can get redeemed or something. I think it would make for a fun episode.
Will it also be 8 episodes long? I think we need more episodes for filler. Including one with in graphic detail of Charlie and Emily's sexual exploration.
‘Slow burn’ in fanfiction terms means you write a 100 chapter fanfiction which is 500’000 words long and the main pairing only kisses on the lips by chapter ~50-60 and only fricks in the last two chapters
Probably one or two. I except one of the plot lines in season 2 will be Emily and Pentious trying to get in contact with Charlie to tell her that redeeming Sinners can work but get stonewalled from doing so by Sera.
Frick no. Disney would've tried to turn into live-action.
>will be Emily and Pentious trying to get in contact with Charlie to tell her that redeeming Sinners can work but get stonewalled from doing so by Sera.
So Lute would have to fight Sera in order to get more Adam kids to heaven.
I will not be surprised if Sera would’ve stopped Adam if she knew he could redeem Sinners. So, in Episode 6, God, Lute, and Adam hidden the details of being redeemed from her. So if Adam couldn’t trust her, we can’t trust her either.
She has been overprotected by Sera so she thinks everyone is like Charlie and the denizens of Heaven. Even worse now because Pentious isn't exactly like most hell sinners
Charlie was always dumb, if she’s smart she loses all of her appeal and her fricking premise, you need someone naive and angelic to want redemption in hell, so yes charlie but dumber and Charlie but better
I see Emily as Charlie without the daddy issues and baggage. Also the corruption potential and her soft, sweaty sensitive angelic feet compared to Charlie's hooves immedaitely make her best girl.
Pretty sure she meant "innocent" in terms of not deserving death.
Like someone can be a distant but that doesn't mean you just get to kill them with no immediate threat.
Also, "potential for redemption".
Aslso, also, clearly being portrayed as sheltered.
Like you think they ever let her visit hell and risk hearing about the exterminations?
Looking over my posts, I wanna say the best way to do Michael is >Allude to him in season 2, didn't know about the Extermination, Lucifer seems uncomfortable at his mention >Season 3 focuses on building bridges between Heaven and Hell and making amends for the past. Bring him in, Sera's husband and a father figure to Emily. >Now we get the sibling relationship between him and Lucifer which seems to mirror Heaven and Hell. Emily and Charlie trying to get the two to get along so they can all be one happy family >The show has Lucifer and Michael visibly tapdancing around talking about their fight but it's always this uncomfortable elephant in the room. >We finally get their past in a rather heartfelt scene and learn they had a history of fights on Earth and failed attempts to make amends after Lucifer fell. >Here, they're more evenly matched but Michael was still the consistent winner, but we also learn Michael always felt kinda empty every time he beat the shit out of his brother >Finale is Michael, Charlie, Lucifer, and Emily vs various overlords and rogue angels who want war for some reason or something.
The show basically confirmed they exist in some capacity in episode 5.
It's more like, the show is desperately gonna tapdance around who they are and their actual lore because Vivzie wants Lucifer to be a through and through good boy.
Michael in particular is gonna be the biggest hurdle because that's the story where Lucifer gets too big for his britches, tries to pull some shit and gets curbstomped for it
>The show basically confirmed they exist in some capacity in episode 5.
it never did or said anything about archangel
this whole "muh michel" is nothing by a shitty cope for morons that can't accept that the show don't follow a christian line of thinking and play loose with the pop interpretation of abrahamic mythology
Michel won't be part of the show and will not exist in the universe
I think it's more a sign that season one failed horribly in making the Vees seem like an interesting threat because the only one of them who did anything particularly cool as an antagonist was Velvette.
>I don't know, Michael and Lucifer being on the same side pretty much removes all tension
Nah.
Uriel and Gabriel on other side. If you want additional noteworthy angels that don't necessarily shows up in all variants, Seraphiel can be portrayed as insanely strong too.
Honestly, make it a family brawl or give them a rivalry. Maybe let them fight first then team up later.
No matter what happens, the angels who kicked Lucifer out feels like the last stop on the power crawl before we get to the real "big bad" of the series
Viv’s Adam is honestly far more on point on a creative Christian take of a “what if Adam didn’t eat the apple and had to be the messiah instead” than any of the Michael wanking shows that miss the point of God being good and wanting man to reflect him, worship him as their God and their parents as their parents.
Michael is literally pointless in this show, and in the Bible too. Apostle Paul and Peter are legit more interesting than him.
How many Michael wanking shows are there, anyway?
FWIW I think people want to see Michael because the purpose of Lucifer's pride being sinful is that it's vainglorious. He wishes to ascend to the throne of heaven but is not worthy of it. If he's the strongest guy around and God is absent or otherwise preoccupied, he's not really wrong for his pride, because he demonstrably is greater than Adam (who his refusal to recognize as the image of God is the reason behind his fall from grace in the first place).
With Michael or the other archangels being around, it at least makes sense that Lucifer is in Hell and not fricking around whenever he feels like it in the first place. If Adam replaces the messiah in this setting he'd still ultimately defeat Lucifer (though I can see how his death an Pentious going to heaven could be the setting's equivalent of the harrowing of hell)
3 months ago
Anonymous
I can only think of Supernatural, which power wanks Micheal very hard.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ah, I've never seen Supernatural. I've only even heard of it this time and maybe a couple of other times since I know it's the title of a show.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Honestly, the reasons for wanting him are pretty basic. Michael has a pretty well established character, he and Lucifer have a history and you feel like that would lend well to the story.
The Lucifer/Hell backstory feels really fricking boring and he could add something to that, as a lot of people pointed out he's a perfect foil to Lucifer and would probably have a neat dynamic with Charlie.
Outside just his power level, it just feels like there's a lot that they could do with him that would tap into the Biblical themes of the show, the Morningstar stuff, and the lore for the Heaven/Hell dynamic. Looking at the latter two, it almost feels like he's become a posterboy for a lot of the missing potential caused by the poor pacing and more undercooked/boring ideas
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nah. Lucifer doesn’t need more backstories or stupid penis-competitions with Michael. We know he’s a delusional, selfish, evil bastard who sits on the throne of trash while Adam and Lute are normies in heaven that only desire to have Adam’s kids come to heaven and be their loving parents.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Counterpoint, in a lot of depictions and in Islam in particular, Michael is one of the first angels to recognize Adam as above them and kneel before him. By your logic, in this canon, Michael's fight with Lucifer would likely be done over how he fricked Adam over by turning his gfs into thots. Now Adam is dead thanks to Lucifer and you don't want the bro who had his back last time to have his back this time?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Let Adam defend himself and make that pipe squeak seethe.
>Viv’s Adam is honestly far more on point on a creative Christian take of a “what if Adam didn’t eat the apple and had to be the messiah instead”
What kind of "Christian" take, even if "creative", if it includes:
1) The Messiah being completely essentially different (a lot of Christian apologetics on Christ involved the Messiah or how the One Who must save us had to be essentially divine and human)
2) Adam, who would be unfallen and even further perfected (completed) in his virtue, not being the farthest thing from a fornicating, foul-mouthed, extremely arrogant fratboy (even if very entertaining)
3 months ago
Anonymous
>fornicating,
The Virtue Chick was Lute, as implied here. >extremely arrogant fratboy
Charlie tried push him into an ego trip to get his favor, and he didn’t care about. He also is fine being a little normie in Heaven, until he suddenly sees sinners walking around. >Cursing
Unfortunately, every character is like this because Viv.
>Top thing
The thing about Jesus that makes him special is the fact he was born in a body that is like us, instead of Adam, even if he never sinned. Which is why it’s so insane he never sinned once in his life.
And Jesus didn’t need to step in until Adam also ate the apple.
3 months ago
Anonymous
What is sex with Lute like compared to Emily?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I think episode 1 Adam was supposed to be bumbling sexist that ruined his relationships with the always women breaking up with him, and heaven being more of a society of hypocrites (as it implies it’s normal for them to screw around each other)
But when it was developed, they retconned him being in a dedicated relationship with Lute (cause staff shipping) and changed Heaven to be more clean and sinless. So the worst thing about Adam and Heaven would merely be cursing
The people begging for Michael are like the people who beg for Michael over Jesus Christ in the Bible, cause of stupid power levels instead of actually focusing on “what’s there in heaven that I would love” since Adam and his love is the general answer to it in HH. Lucifer is the most powerful being in Hell and he sucks!
>I don't know, Michael and Lucifer being on the same side pretty much removes all tension
Nah.
Uriel and Gabriel on other side. If you want additional noteworthy angels that don't necessarily shows up in all variants, Seraphiel can be portrayed as insanely strong too.
I don't think the seven rings of heaven are still in this theme. When Charlie visits there is a big billboard that says "Science" as if it's one of these seven equivalents now, i'm guessing it's a little more pc than chastity or abstinence.
If you want to include Michael then there's probably a good way to do it >He's personally sent to the Hotel by Emily (because most of the other Angels either are afraid of falling in it's presence or they just fricking hate sinners and hellborn) >Just walks in and asks to speak with the manager, does some little shenanigans with Alastor and Husk or whoever >Vaggie sees him and immediately starts sweating bullets because she knows exactly who he is >Meanwhile Charlie has zero clue because her daddy never told her about him >He meets her and basically asks her what went down with how Adam died, he was informed that Adam was killed by Lucifer because that's what Lute told everyone >Meanwhile he informs her that Pentious made it to Heaven, which is the entire reason why he's here. He tells her the exterminations will continue because the Council of Elders and Sera have even more reason to since Hell just killed their golden boy Adam. >At the same time they're not taking any chances and are gonna go Old Testament on their ass, while at the same time killing off any hellborn they see because Lucifer broke their deal. >He at the very least tells Charlie that there's still pushback from angels and Emily from Heaven to have it stopped, but in order to do that she's gonna need to prove that Pent wasn't a one-off thing and help more sinners redeem themselves. >Just leaves and wishes her the best of luck on his way out and maybe calls her his niece or some shit.
he informs her that Pentious made it to Heaven, which is the entire reason why he's here. He tells her the exterminations will continue because the Council of Elders and Sera have even more reason to since Hell just killed their golden boy Adam. >>At the same time they're not taking any chances and are gonna go Old Testament on their ass, while at the same time killing off any hellborn they see because Lucifer broke their deal. >>He at the very least tells Charlie that there's still pushback from angels and Emily from Heaven to have it stopped, but in order to do that she's gonna need to prove that Pent wasn't a one-off thing and help more sinners redeem themselves.
This type of characterization is probably good for him in the show because it shows that he understands the issue, puts reality in front of Charlie. He basically is like a general, not as high-ranking as Sera (seraphs outrank archangels), but he's very direct to the point and professional.
[...]
I think you could largely handwave it as he's always helping the people of heaven and doesn't have time for anything else and/or adam specifically kept him in the dark
in general i think he should never be a main villain. he should be a deus ex machina like Luci was in the finale- heaven only calls him into action when times are most dire and he immediately resolves the problem
I wanna say that post would be a good first appearance but its a copout if he isn't in the same room as Lucifer at least once. It'd be a good way to set him up. As for using him as a Deus Ex? I'm gonna be honest, I really hope the series doesn't go into all out war-mode too much. Maybe a scene where he puts his job or reputation on the line to defend Charlie which finally makes Lucifer realize that the guy he hates so much both cares for his niece and does the right thing even when his pride is on the line, further adding to the idea of him as Lucifer's foil.
Technically Adam broke their deal as he: >Invaded and destroyed their property. >Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them. >Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
Adam is at fault.
>Invaded and destroyed their property.
Oh come on. >Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
Alastor's shield. >Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
She was flying at him with her dragon.
not that anon, but... >Alastor's shield
Are you fricking moronic?
All of Alastors shit is radio themed. That shield has six wings, six eyes, and a giant apple on it, it's her shield or her dads, Alestor probably hates it.
He also did choose to single out and invade her hotel, without any clear verbal direction specified to do so by Sera in the heaven episode. Charlie is part of the Lucifer treaty with heaven, and is therefore "untouchable" as far as the treaty is concerned. Adam decided to violate this treaty, on his own, Sera didn't openly tell him to do it. >who hit first
moot point. he had already attacked her home, established and open place of residency, that's a clear attack upon a royal. If the US launches a Cruise missile and blows up the Kremlin, but Vladmir Putin is unharmed, it's still an act of war regardless.
Tl,dr. Adam is a moron who got played by Sera, Adam defenders are morons who engage in mental gymnastics.
not that anon, but... >Alastor's shield
Are you fricking moronic?
All of Alastors shit is radio themed. That shield has six wings, six eyes, and a giant apple on it, it's her shield or her dads, Alestor probably hates it.
He also did choose to single out and invade her hotel, without any clear verbal direction specified to do so by Sera in the heaven episode. Charlie is part of the Lucifer treaty with heaven, and is therefore "untouchable" as far as the treaty is concerned. Adam decided to violate this treaty, on his own, Sera didn't openly tell him to do it. >who hit first
moot point. he had already attacked her home, established and open place of residency, that's a clear attack upon a royal. If the US launches a Cruise missile and blows up the Kremlin, but Vladmir Putin is unharmed, it's still an act of war regardless.
Tl,dr. Adam is a moron who got played by Sera, Adam defenders are morons who engage in mental gymnastics.
I think that anon is thinking about the barrier Alastor summoned, not the shield Charlie was holding
>Oh come on.
It might be presumptuous to assume you can't destroy the property of the royal family, but regardless it's very sketchy if he does so. >Alastor's shield.
The Pardon was for Hellborn and the Royal Family. Alastor was not included, and Charlie only attacked after she was attacked by Exorcists several times. >She was flying at him with her dragon.
She was flying away from Adam when he hit her.
The Exorcists dealt the first blow on Charlie several times before she struck back and Adam stuck her first before she speared him. Adam violated the terms that allowed Exterminations to continue, which is why shortly after Lucifer intervened.
>Invaded and destroyed their property.
Oh come on. >Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
Alastor's shield. >Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
She was flying at him with her dragon.
Technically Adam broke their deal as he: >Invaded and destroyed their property. >Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them. >Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
Adam is at fault.
(you) all talking a lot about a deal we dont know any details about.
Anyways if their deal works like devil deals I'm fairly sure breaking is either impossible or has immediate effects.
>Adam is at fault.
You could easily make it a case of Lute bullshitting that the Elders/Sera happen to agree with rather than actually believing in it.
Archangels are a very confused thing in christianity because they were for some reason included with the angel orders >The angelology of Pseudo-Dionysius, which was widely read as of the 6th century, gave Michael a rank in the hierarchy of angels. >Later, in the 13th century, others such as Bonaventure believed that he is the prince of the Seraphim, the first of the nine angelic orders. >According to Thomas Aquinas (Summa Ia. 113.3), he is the Prince of the last and lowest choir, the Angels.[34]
In Judaism(assuming I remember correctly), the archangels are not included in the orders, they are leaders of orders.
they could give her an arc where she tries to keep up her hoe ways but it's not the same because her mind is constantly thinking of pentious and it eventually leads to her realising that she wants more intimacy and not just meaningless sex and after she finds out sir pentious is still alive in heaven she joins the hotel
Makes sense.
I really do hope they have different personalities when they show up but I get the distinct feeling Vivzie isn't gonna juggle all 6 unless a season arc centers around them
This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.
You don't always have to frick her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And frickin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna frick you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Emily
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's frickin' teamwork
What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fricking frick you discreetly
And then I'll fricking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna frick you hard
Hard
... I genuinely don't need to frick something that is squeakier than a "little sister" in your average hentai.
that said... >Cha-Charlie, what are we... >Shh. Relax Emily. I just want to show you why being "fallen" is fun.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Emily looks like the kind of girl who when falling would go all in.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Emily goes and visits hell, as part of establishing proper "traffic" between the hotel and heaven and see for herself if some of the new "guests" would genuinely make for redeemable material or if they are sadly a lost cause. >Charlie and the others decide to spend a night in town with her >Charlie starts to feel increasingly awkward as she realizes how some things even she has taken for granted in hell must be even more awkward for angels >For example, when Emily asks what is an "award winning demon bullale show" Charlie has o explain to her that it does not involve baking, even though Angel sclaims "thick glacing" is involved. >Later at a club, gets offered some drink >Blackout >Next morning Emily awakens in the hotel with a hangover, Charlie and Vaggie hanging half unconscious from the side of the bed >Emily is banned from the Lust ring, after supposedly crashing a car into Asmodeus factory, causing a massive explosion. Now dicks are everywhere in hell. >Valentino has gone missing, the last thing people saw was him trying to seduce some angel girl who danced on tables to "Rock you like a hurricane" >He is found the next day with a broken pelvis in some dumpster and a severe fear of the female gender.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine if Emily took advantage of her position to demand sexual favors from the denizens of Hell or she will deem them "unrepentant and not worth being redeemed" which leaves them in Lute's hands.
[...] >Emily, please stop, I can't take it anymore >Don't be silly Charlie, I've only tried about a third of what I read about. >The first book she found in hell was a Marquis de Sade one
Fricking based. I still need to read it though
3 months ago
Anonymous
nah. Emily would not be that heartless. even if she wants to get some action once she hd a proper taste.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Emily looks like the kind of girl who when falling would go all in.
>Emily, please stop, I can't take it anymore >Don't be silly Charlie, I've only tried about a third of what I read about. >The first book she found in hell was a Marquis de Sade one
3 months ago
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>Angel Dust when he sees Charlie the next morning severely dehydrated and looking worse than him after an all nighter gangbang in the studio. >Frick my life Charlie, what happened to you? >The second cumming. And the third. And the fourth. And... I don't know, I lost count after that.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>The first book she found in hell was a Marquis de Sade one >Emily roleplays as the victims in the books because she turns out to be a massive Masochist
3 months ago
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>Emily, her angelic nature disguised, decides to go on a tour through pentagram city outside of visiting the hotel >Ends up in a Valentino controlled district, and drugged >Drugged Emily is just Emily but hugging everyone and singing some songs randomly >Valentino's henchmen bring her to him >He learns she knows Charlie and he decides that if he can't frick with the little princess, he is going to frick with her little friend. >His most sadistic idea: Have Angel Dust have sex with her during the next porn shoot >Angel can't deny this request because of his contract, though he tries to convince Valentino it is a bad idea, even accepts getting beaten up. >Valentino in turn gives the "alternative" of having other guys take girl of "little miss sunshine over there", who is all over hugging some porn actors, who are already feeling kinda weird getting touched by her >Angel "submits" because at least he can try and be "gentle" to her >Things being rather awkward for him too, because Emily kinda reminds him of his sister >starts gentle with some foreplay, cuddling and kissing to make Emily comfortable, the young angel girl still high and feeling really good at what he does >Eventually the actual sex happens and it kinda turns out weird. >Unbeknown to anyone, angel pussy/dick is for sinners actually kinda like pumping liquid ecstasy through your veins. >Emily's warm nethers and her body holding tight to Angel puts him into something of a mating frenzy. >Even Valentino is kinda weirded out when Angel after only five minutes ends up finished and the girl on top of him. >WHAT THE FRICK, ANGEL! ARE YOU TRYING TO SHIT ME, YOU WORTHLESS- >Va-Val, I am sorry, but this pussy play is- holy shit. >Are you kidding me? You are the biggest power bottom in my employee, I know you don't get actually off on girls. you will- >Puppies! >??? >Valentino and Angel Dust just watch as Emily jumps a bunch of helldog actors that were passing by, petting them & having her way with them
3 months ago
Anonymous
I want to get a taste of that sweet tight angel pussy!
I want to see Emily get mindbroken and end up doing porn in Hell with strangers in gangbangs and hellbeasts.
>I want to see Emily get mindbroken and end up doing porn in Hell with strangers in gangbangs and hellbeasts.
Can they ever hope to break Emily?
>the first man is white >hes also a dominant alpha male who tries his best to make sure he does what he thinks is right, even if he hardline disagrees with people because theyre ideologically his enemies >hes also a tumblr sexyman
What the frick did vivsipop mean by this? Why wasnt adam an african king?
>Gets to have sex with the first succesfully redeemed sinner in heaven, which is utterly unique >Guy has two dicks so huzzah, the cherry popping has been doubled >Guy just giving cunnilingus should be interesting considering the snake tongue thing >Guy is awkward enough that she doesn't have to feel like she is genuinely threatened by him and have "fun" >Afterwards has a big body pillow like dork to cuddle for post-coital fluff
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Guy has two dicks so huzzah, the cherry popping has been doubled
Also she can pop her anal virginity at the same time as she pops her cherry!
Do angels have cute feet?
>Do angels have cute feet?
I can only hope they do so I can worship Emily's cute soft and sweaty angel feet. Bet her sweat tastes like sugary water, but I wonder what do her Emily's smell like? Also see
I want to worship Emily's cute footsies! Also I'm so thankful to the anon who gave us Emily's cute feet in the Hazbin aco thread. Thank you anon!
3 months ago
Anonymous
I bet Emily's feet smell like cinnamon since she's such a cinnamon roll!
3 months ago
Anonymous
What about vanilla or coconut? Does she use any cream to keep her feet soft?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine helping her out put on her foot cream!
3 months ago
Anonymous
why
3 months ago
Anonymous
Getting to massage an angel's cute sweaty feet feels like cuddling with a loved one under a blanket indoors on a cold rainy night. So wholesome it can bring most sinners to orgasm right away!
3 months ago
Anonymous
I want to massage Emily's cute footsies!
3 months ago
Anonymous
Just watch her talons.
3 months ago
Anonymous
N-no, that must be a lie! Emily got cute sweaty angel feet and soft soles!
Ha also ew, technically he threaten to frick his little brother since adam is brother of the main angels. Especially if were going off the canon that adam is micheal.
But yeah cute and sad, shows why she's so worried about emily she can't lose another plucky sibling.
>Cha-Charlie... why am I in hell >Because I summoned you >Oh. And why am I chained to your bed >Because I want to do with you thinks some dumb rapper was too chicken to get through with. >*gulping* Cha-Charlie! Please. You can't do that! >Oh, I can do this. Somehow I know that. I'll get my hand into your pants... >Eeekkk >Don't worry, Emily. It will be swell. Today is going to be a happy day in hell
>Adam not having a problem sleeping with Lute if her tastes weren't a bit... extreme. >Adam likes fricking shit up >Lute shlicks off to the scene from Bible Black: New Testament involving the shotgun >There is a difference
yeah, I hate him for that.
That and the fact that his entire channel is essentially just 90% stupid fan theory videos to stuff that does not come true and only focuses on whatever cartoon tumblr thinks is popular currently.
Guy considers himself a "cartoon expert" but knows nothing from before 2010 and has literally worse variety than the Cinemaphile board to offer when it comes to talk about "more recent" stuff.
I just wish Chuck Jones and Tex Avery would crawl out of their graves and shove one sketch after another down his throat till he chokes.
More like the pilot feels a lot more... genuine than the show. It has the edgy fast paced sense of humor that you'd genuinely expect from the online generation, feels like it would have fit in with a lot of the stuff on Newgrounds back in the day
Which is the most and least likely?
Emily sneaks into Hell.
Sera banish Emily from Heaven.
Emily used the orb to find out and unintentionally find a disturbing truth.
After getting disowned by her sister Emily travels both Earth, Purgatory and Hell.
Get's a job at the hotel
Emily cause and second civil war in Heaven
Get's a robot boyfriend
Plows Pent.
most likely >Emily sneaks into hell, gets banished by Sera peer pressured by Lute and other ngels who are spreading propaaganda how hell killed Adam while hding to most the concept of exterination. Emily ends up getting a job in the hotel.
Least likely >Plows pent cause frick this show, no sex for women >Sera punishes/disowns her intentionally >emily causing a second civil war in heaven
If anyone else is tired of Cinemaphile having a dozen different threads that are slow as a snail each instead of a few/single active one I made a general for HH/HB over on sturdy we can try out, link at the bottom of the picture related
Aren't generals kind of unofficially banned from Cinemaphile with drawgays being the one exception?
Also sturdy has bigger filesizes and mp4s enabled, just kind of a cushier place
Jannies are a bunch of morons that keep deleting them
she gon get snek'd
based her and pentious are two of my fave side characters so I'm down.
>side character
If you can't tell that her and Charlie are going to be the two main characters then you have social autism
Bro she's been in 1 ep out of 8 and only showed up for half a second in the final ep. She's 100% a side character maybe a main side character but she's not a main character anon. Angeldust is more main character potential than her.
I want to pat her head.
Does anyone suspect that Adam and Lute were written super differently in episode 1 than in episodes 6 and 8 because Adam x Lute wasn’t yet a thing during the production of episode 1?
I got back to it and it was super jarring as for one
>Adam talks about two crash and burn relationships he made with women in heaven. Meaning, he wouldn’t be the kind of Adam that is utterly hurt by Lucifer taking his wives in Episode 8 and would instead say “I banged better”.
>Lute in this episode is almost entirely silent in this episode and is much more mime-like. She also doesn’t actually have a sexual bond with Adam, seemingly just being a good little minion/servant/daughter like the other Exorcist
>Adam and Lute engaged far more in Episodes 6 and 8, and this Lute would absolutely not be silent and cheeky against Charlie or with Adam
>Episode 6 and 8 Adam would have serious trust issues with women/girls and wouldn’t even consider random ones in his interests. He would also have Lute with him around at all times, which means Lute would be “protecting her territory” against random angel girls.
>Episode 1 Heaven is also implied to be different in Episode 6 Heaven simply because they (including Adam and Lute) were more hypocritical and non-monogamous in episode 1.
So Adam x Lute belong to the same categories of Angel x Dust and Exorcist Vaggie in terms of “sudden retcons during the show development.”
It’s so weird I can sniff this up.
His dating stories might've happened years ago or before things between them got interesting in those 5 months
Emily makes me want to go to church again and improve my life.
Yes
Imagine somebody being this happy to see you.
She'll probably fart
Emily wouldn't do something so repulsively low-class.
But it will come out as a cute little halo.
no one is that happy to see anyone its all just chemical shit in the brain everyone's got other motives don't trust that hippy bs. Least lute doesn't pretend
>Least lute doesn’t- AIIIIIEEEEE
Have it in higher quality, anon.
ty
It okay Lute, we still love you
But that's a cool moment, she cuts her arm to return to fighting Vaggie and stop her from interfering in Adam's duel.
Vaggie has a very poor showing for someone who's Adam's "top girl", I guess there's a very wide gap between lvl 1 (Lute) and lvl 2 (Vaggie).
Vaggie being useless, irrelevant, and superfluous? Much shock
I don't get how vaggie got in a legit fight with a b***h missing an arm. She shouldn't have been able to stop or delay her
Lute is just that cool. I don't know why she didn't stop Nifty though, as she wasn't fighting Vaggie at that time.
The good ending.
>I don't know why she didn't stop Nifty though, as she wasn't fighting Vaggie at that time.
No one expected it, plus Adam and her were trying to get Adam killed so Adam can close off Lilith’s and Eve’s forbidden fruit deal (redeeming the sinners).
The entire series from the start was a child custody case.
Lute was stunned because Adam had just knocked down the building she was standing on.
Considering all the other exorcists were complete jobbers, I guess sort of knowing how to fight puts you in the top 2.
Lute ripping her own arm off because she's so dedicated to fighting demons is the coolest and hottest part of the whole show
It was pretty metal.
I wonder if she will grow it back?
Sinners in hell can regenerate there whole bodies, that's how the cannibals can just devour people endlessly. But Vagi's been in hell for a while and she hasn't grown back her eye, so angels must not have regenerative abilities like that. So she might be permanently gimped.
Vaggie's eye was cut out with an angelic weapon which is why it doesn't grow back. Lute just ripped hers off on a rock, so she's prob gonna regrow it. Also Vaggie's wings which werent removed with an angelic weapon grew back
>Lute is the most vulnerable when her left dominant arm (symbolism for Adam) is removed from her for a time. But like her arm, Adam will eventually return to her.
It’s so perfect and adorable….
How is Viv getting this down so right????
It is the Divine intervention
Why the frick are angelic weapons so powerful?
Who makes them?
Why do they treat them like toothpicks?
Holy frick it's Rick from the beloved show Rick & Morty!
>Imagine somebody being this happy to see you
Sorry but I can't imagine anyone being this happy to see or even talk to me
After Adam’s death, the redeemed/righteous sinners slain by Adam appeared to the Holy City of Heaven. This is inspired by Viv’s background and knowledge of Jesus’ story.
50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
So there may actually be more redeemed Sinners in Heaven than Sir Pentious. Although; it’s interesting how Sir Pentious is the only winner so far that has been themed with Adam’s strong golden colors over the purposely weak muted golden colors of Saint Peter’s.
Sir Pentious went to Heaven because of the whole self sacrifice = immediate redemption clause in Christianity
No. It was because the price of his sins were payed by Adam. Without it, Sir Pentious’ good deeds wouldn’t matter and he would still be in the grave.
Just like Abraham, Joseph, Moses, King David, and King Solomon before Christ’s sacrifice.
Are atheist really this fricking dense
gib resource manual for dummies pl0x
what does her grey skin smell like
adina is better
So is this how Sera originated from?
One of the fun things about viv art is you can definaly see were some charater start and end
Is it weird that I like viv’s old art style?
Nah, it's extremely soulful.
Not even close.
>Adam’s golds and yellows are strong
>Peter’s golds and yellows are muted
>First Man
>First Apostle
There's definitely a hierarchy.
No. Because Sir Pentious was brought to heaven as a winner in strong yellows and golds. So it might actually might have to do with their redemptions.
Peter got there by his works. Pentious got there by Adam’s sacrifice.
It’s interesting to note that Adam was stabbed in the cross when he was killed.
I think you've put more thought into this than anyone working on the show.
Anon, did you forget that when sinners are redeemed, they are reunited with Adam in heaven?
Pretty sure Adam is in Hell, with a lot of female demons fawning over his intense personality and chonky bod.
No.
You're wrong.
It's hell.
Female AND male demons are going to be on his ass.
How would the resurrected Adam handle his bad sons and daughters? Is Viv going to reference what God did to Sodom?
He's gonna spank them hard.
homosexual
Problem?
vile and blasphemous have fun in hell. Ill be in heaven with my wife or sort of wife I dunno im sure we can keep it on the downlow or I get transition to male for her
Godspeed on your holy quest.
>twinks go to hell
>himbos go to heaven
What did vivzie mean by this?
Bottoms are evil. Tops are pure.
>that thing in the middle
>hot
It's literally a wheyfu muscle mommy. Why do you have such shit taste, anon? Saint Peter is disappointed.
People with brainrot thinking women should look have just male bodies but with breasts
You disgust me with your shit taste. Shortstacks are where it's at
The furry looking girl sitting on the lower left is confirmed to be Angel Dust's sister. She and her mother both made it to heaven, while Angel and his father are in hell. They might get a reunion at some point.
Lower right, dyslexianon.
ffffuuuuuuuuuuu
>massive dommy mommy
Cum
Emily exists for the sole purpose of cucking Vaggie
Yes.
I guess I’m not the only one who’s wondering if going to heaven will wipe their memories of hell.
Boy that would be tragic.
>a episode were everyone tries to jog his memories
>only way for him to remember is via his eggbois(RIP) or Cherri
You wish.
Banished frick-ups don't count.
Shush
I hope we find out what happened to these poor little bastards some day. They can't go back to heaven, so what the hell have they been doing?
>killing a human destined for hell gets you kicked out of heaven
>killing a sinner in hell is celebrated in heaven
Humans on Earth still have a chance at redemption
Sinners in Hell are already damned
She and Prentious are, at the minimum, going to become BFFs.
Also she's totally Charlie's half-sister.
>Charlie’s half sister
>From Tapping Eve
Lilith now understands how Adam feels.
Can't stop making screenshots of her. Is there any good art yet? There's gotta be, since these episodes came out last week, right?
shes waaay too soft, heaven is going to be full of murderers and cannibals also crack prostitutes if she gets her way
So is Vaggie Judas? Except she revels at Adam’s death, until he literally returns with a hole in his stomach.
gaygie is a no body dummy ass cyclopean c**t. Interesting theory though anon
Someone please redraw this with Alastor and Adam
And then Sir Pent with Adam
And then Adam with Lucifer
And Then Adam with Nifty
And then frick it Sir Pent with that background demon that dragged him into the sex room
> The power of love lets me toss you into the rubble
the couple song between vag and charlatan makes me want to see one of them die so bad I want to watch one of them cry and climb over the other just writhing in pain. Ya know?
Lute and Adam edit.
I know Lute is into kinky shit but oh god
Lute's backshot game must be fricking insane to reduce Vaggie to such a state.
That whole scene reminded me of this tbh
I just imagine Lute finding a snow globe from Charlie on Vaggie, then saying "homosexual SHIT!" and Lute throws it to the wall while Vaggie screams "NO!"
Then Lute spreads Vaggie's legs apart, holding one of her hands behind her back, then asking Vaggie to give her her other hand and Vaggie saying
"I can't"
and then Lute says "Why not?"
and Vaggie says, "Gravity"
and Lute says "Gravity? What the frick does that mean?" with Vaggie saying "I'll fall down." and then Lute swipes her feet and makes Vaggie bend over while saying
"GIVE IT TO ME. COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME." into Vaggie's ear
Frick you. You only get bad art.
That's pretty funny.
There's plenty under the hazbinhotelemily tag on xitter
"Carmila the angels are going to come fight us. We need to learn how to defend ourselves."
"Okay I'll help you"
Isn't this what Velvette said?
"Yeah but she was mean to me."
Velvette didn't want to defend anybody, she wanted to have lackeys rise against heaven.
I don't get what velvette was even doing there. all the v's did was watch that shit.
Velvette was there to stir the pot and cause discourse among the other Overlords.
We get the impression that despite some of the Overlords being chummy with one another (Zestiel and Carmilla, Alastor and Rosie), none of them have really organized together like the Vees have. By putting it out there that Carmilla knew something she wasn't sharing with the rest, she was sowing the seeds of doubt among them to keep them divided, so that when it would eventually come time for the Vees to start making a power play (as they alluded to in the finale), they'd be up against less resistance.
good take anon
also i think the Vs wanted to make the overlords rally against the angels only for them to bail at the end and have them most get culled and then power vacum the rest
Its okay Carmila, just take a trip on the Zestial express
Velvette wanted to take the offensive which would have turned all the angels against hell instead of just the exorcists dumbass
Isn't that still what happens next now that all the cannibals and some random other demons know how to kill angels? Logically speaking, the rest of hell knows that the Hotel was attacked and won the battle, it won't be hard to either figure out how they did it or start bribing/interrogating cannibals. Hell the Vees were watching the battle on TV.
As long as Carmine still has a monopoly on angelic arms she can control who does and doesn't get them. Not only that it also makes her the only one in hell who can reliably kill souls for good so no sane person would challenge her.
She is the sole decider if hell goes to war with heaven and she is clearly against it.
Vel is a fricking jobber. The Vs are exactly as she described them, upstarts with no perspective. Imagine arming up without Alastor or Lucifer getting involved - or the cannibals who are an inherently violent group of sinners as opposed to the gooners who worship the Vs.
It wasn't a bad call to make given her goals: don't lose her kids to violent combat.
yeah she knew the V's just saw it as a power play. They'd have done what camilla feared which was put her family at risk. The V's 100% would have snitched to get spared, and as we saw they'd have hidden in their bunker watching the blood shed. Most likely coming out at the end taking the territory of all the now dead overlords and semi overlords gaining tons of control. Probably planned to have camilla die and take over all weapons in hell they had more to gain from a half assed battle and loss than winning and starting a war.
Found some on twitter.
always nice seeing the lute hate on shitter and the cope
Acute angel
Odds Emily IS Charlie's half-sister? She is way too much like her in personality.
as in, Lilith is Emily's mother, or Lucifer is her dad?
I think Lucifier is her dad.
That what dose that make Sera, her mom, caretaker,
0 probably, Serra is her older sister. And Luci couldn't have spawned her after he fell, otherwise she'd be hellborn. But who knows how Angels are created.
I mean presumably they have working genitals. Unless Lucifer gained a working dick only after falling.
Angels need to pee too.
>Serra is her older sister
Is she? Don't remember this being mentioned
Very low odds but they are similar.
I heard a neat fan theory that she's Charlie's cousin via Michael or Gabriel
>Adam going to daddy Emily instead of Lucifer
That fallen white duck deserves it.
>ywn hear her giggle as you kiss her feet
People like her because she’s what Charlie should have been if Vivzie, she’s functionally superior Charlie and Vaggie, and imo makes for either a better protagonist or better duo with her
>she’s functionally superior Charlie and Vaggie
how?
Would have made a better gf/foil/best friend to Charlie then Vaggie. Two sides of the same coin, plus both have motivation and agency, deuterotagonists. Vaggie is just a tag along whose sole purpose and motivation is being Charlie’s (girl)friend
Cute when grumpy.
Nothing like an actual angel of justice getting angry.
what's with the eyes?
Angels are full of eyes when depicted in biblical lore. The Ophanim are the most overt example. Then they have the nerve to blow you up if you freak out too.
Old testament angels were flying rings of fire with a shitload of eyes, not human at all,
Only Cherubim, Ophanim, Seraphim, and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance, and they are also only "angels" by the modern use of the term as a blanket category for all of God's inhuman higher-ups.
"Angels", strictly speaking, do look like people and aren't far off from the winged person depiction. The weirder shit is only ever seen by humanity when they are taken to see God face to face in heaven or they have a vision. All the angels we see in the Bible who actually come down to talk to people don't look like eldritch monstrosities
>Only Cherubim, Ophanim, Seraphim, and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance
Even they mostly conform to a human appearance outside the Ophanim.
Seraphim often have human bodies below their wings. Seem to have started out as actual snakes
Cherubim are usually human-bodied, but with 4 heads(Bull, Human, Lion, Eagle).
They might have been inspired by the Lamassu(Ox Body, Human head, Eagle Wings, Lion tail) though considering those were also called Karibu, especially since the ox-head is called "the face of a cherubim" at least once while the other three are mentioned, suggesting a cherubim to be ox-bodied
>and several unnamed creatures in Revelations were nonhuman in appearance
Can you elaborate on these unnamed creatures? What did they look like and what was their role
so what,t he bible was the first eldritch horror novel and Lovecraft was just a hack with a hatred for seafood?
So what’s going to the future conflict? Adam’s super dead, and we know sinners can be redeemed so heaven’s probably not going to continue exterminations.
Lilith was behind the exterminations somehow, or at least had made a deal with Adam. She will be the season 2 antagonist.
They can also make drama if cancelling the extermination means the Sinners are allowed to leave the Pride ring finally, and see the other six rings. The native hellborn races aren't going to like that very much if it does happen.
Lilith wasn’t behind the exterminations. The exterminations were done to allow Adam to cast away sins in Hell with his death and store any repenting sinners beforehand for their resurrection/arrival in Heaven (Adam’s home).
Lilith’s deal was the apple of knowledge that enabled Adam’s children to sin and be trapped in Hell forever. Because it was undone, Lute is the one who gets the kids now. Child Custody drama.
Adam is coming back with a hug and a hole while the Vees make everything worse.
who is that supposed to be?
Michael I presume
Michael, the angel that kicked Lucy out of Heaven.
"I'm you, but cooler (taller)" would be an easy way design-wise to show Lucifer's insecurity to Michael
Michael doesn’t trigger Lucifer’s insecurities. Adam does and he wanted everything Adam had. Adam coming back to life will piss off Lucifer more than Michael’s entire history with him, because Adam coming back from the dead redeeming sinners is yet another thing Lucifer cannot have.
Adam does particularly in settings with God because Adam has God's favor as a human, but I can imagine the only guy that can tell you what to do would piss him off a lot,too, and that's Michael. Without God to explicitly state Adam/mankind's place in the world, Lucifer could at least theoretically ignore humanity.
>Without God to explicitly state Adam/mankind's place in the world, Lucifer could at least theoretically ignore humanity.
Because he didn’t with that stupid fruit deal, he gets all of the bad humans and Adam gets all the good humans. And now, Adam can take away whatever was good in Lucifer’s pile and redeem them as his golden sons and daughters. Sir Pentious is now in Adam’s custody.
Adam is dead, he didn't redeemed anyone
he didn't even believed redemption was possible
he wasn't even really important in heaven
stop pushing that schizo shitycanon
Doom posting as if Jesus Christ died yesterday and everyone doubts his resurrection.
What the frick is going God, Jesus of Nazareth? Are you literally trying to make people recall your life on the earth under Vivziepop? The wrath, the sacrifice, and the love?
>Michael, the angel that kicked Lucy out of Heaven.
not cannon
>7 Then war broke out in heaven. Michael and his angels fought against the dragon, and the dragon and his angels fought back. 8 But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. 9 The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.
Revelation 12
that don't describe the fall of Lucifer, as that isn't even in the bible, you are simply moronic
It pretty explicitly refers to this kicked out angel as the ancient serpent, Anon. So yes, this is specifically about the fall of Lucifer.
No Anon, that's about the antichrist/Satan
Lucifer, fallen angel is not on the bible and the passage don't even refer to something that happened in the past but is describing a vision
The idea that it refers to Lucifer is a late interpretation and is not canon
>The idea that it refers to Lucifer is a late interpretation and is not canon
This itself is a moronic meme. It's about Lucifer. Deal with it
How does Micheal look more like a pretty boy
My HERO.
The bare boned wings Luci have go hard
you know if michael is a thing in this setting and if he actually did beat up lucifer, if he shows up then lucifer is gonna win round 2
I think angels are pretty fixed in their station, I doubt one can really get any stronger or weaker.
Funny enough, Michael is described as being shooting a cannon at a sparrow.
So, just like most higher level demons have alternative forms, so too do higher level angels. Neat.
>just like most higher level demons have alternative forms
Wish charlie kept her tail out, maybe some cute little succubus horns at least. I ain't watchin this shit to look at frickin humans!
I think it was said that all demons had alternate forms for when they’re super pissed
Pretty girl
Licking Emilys feet out of pure submissive respect
Chadpentious x Best girl Emily it's a match made in........well heaven
>say I want to frick Nifty on twitter
>people call me a nonce
??????
>twatter
There's your problem
i thought nifty was a 1950s housewife before she died.
No, she's Eve.
Just because this place has gone way the frick downhill doesn't mean Twitter isn't still (extremely marginally) worse
Have you tried not using X.com?
People will call you a rapist just for liking Valentino as a character. Pay no mind to ti.
Her armpits smell salty and her feet stink
Emily’s feet
are smelly.
the sad truth is that viv would never use michael because she's too PUSSY to actually use big name heavenly figures and needs to delegate everything in heaven to OCs and adam (her ex)
she used st. peter. michael isn't off the table since he's a mythological figure who isn't god. but it sounds like in this setting lucifer was cast out by a vote instead of being physically tossed out.
Michael is simply not as important to Sinners as Adam nor would or should Michael be the loving father of sinners.
>he still thinks that they're suddenly gonna turn around and reveal that adam was a good guy all along
he's dead jim
Did you listen to Adam’s last words?
I feel like using Peter isn't the same as using Michael. Peter is just associated with the whole pearly gates imagery in pop culture and you can find him in tons of stuff that makes no other Biblical reference.
Michael leaves no room for doubt that you are getting some degree of Biblical. Not only that, but you are using the biggest badass in Biblical lore noted not only for being a powerhouse who is God's greatest general beat up Satan, but for still being humble with a kind heart using that power only as he has to due to his immense loyalty to God. You are now in Biblical territory that comes with expectations of both his lore and character unless you just make it a random angel with his name. Same applies to Gabriel. There are characters who just come with expectations even as you change stuff about them.
This is a weird take. We are already several degrees past that with existing characters. Adam is waaaaaaaaay more important to the Bible than Michael
Okay let me clarify. It's not simply the Biblical significance of a given character but the implication they bring with them with their specific Biblical/Apocryphal lore and character. Adam, for most people, just means Genesis happened and then he's largely free to do whatever the frick you want with him.
Michael, not so much. The lore that surrounds him and is consistent through pretty much every adaptation of him means he'd need to be handled more carefully. They'd need to immediately establish where he's been because you'd assume he'd have attended the trial. Then, if he ISN'T the guy who beat up Lucifer, the protector of the church/Israel/all the other things he protects(I'd assume Heaven in this setting), then he's not worth having. If he is those things they need to establish where the frick he was during all the exterminations.
Then it's just the matter of making him the next Heaven antagonist being lazy as frick.
I want him in there, but with all the things season 2 already has going on in 8 episodes? Actually doing him right seems almost impossible
Hold on, I actually came up with a good analogy for this.
Imagine a Greek mythology show about the daughter of Ares and Aphrodite's kid. They go around meeting various Greek figures and an OC cast. An arc about her parents beefing with Athena again happens and our hero has to deal with the goddess and her forces.
Then Diomedes shows up as some dude with Odysseus and Athena's other heroes in the arc because the writers couldn't fit him in properly with all that was going on. Maybe a vague allusion to the fact he kicked both of her parents asses and walked off leaving them both with vendettas before both had failed revenge attempts against him.
You see the issue? Trying to cram Michael into season 2 in particular just feels wrong.
Its a show LITERALLY about Heaven and Hell, with focus on redemption, its already Biblical out the ass.
Yet the right is too busy whining about how it glorifies demons to realize this is the sort of shit they could use to ease into appealing to kids these days.
I think you could largely handwave it as he's always helping the people of heaven and doesn't have time for anything else and/or adam specifically kept him in the dark
in general i think he should never be a main villain. he should be a deus ex machina like Luci was in the finale- heaven only calls him into action when times are most dire and he immediately resolves the problem
Emily...
>Sera turns out to be Ashera
>She introduces Emily to one of her favorite "Ashera poles"
Will she rape Emily?
Shares her with her husband.
Fricking based. Emily needs some extreme attention in order to cum. She got a lot of energy and endurance even for an angel!
Holy she murdered demons by SEX
Emily is the most fearsome executor for a reason!
She looks like a bird.
Not without the beak. She has a snout in "human" form.
Oh no anon, that's just an anime influence on the head shapes. There's a thing in anime where characters in 'cute' artstyles are given a cat-like head shape because apparently there's a principle in Japanese art where the more you focus on "cute", the closer whatever you're drawing will look to a cat. The whole thing actually went slightly viral when some Japanese guy talked about it on Quora recently in response to someone complaining about anime characters looking white.
You can see Charlie has the same "snout" on her own side profile here.
For anime it’s a stylization thing. When anime designs are ported over to 3D they don’t have those types of profiles because they don’t work in 3D unless the character is meant to have that type of head shape. Given that we see plenty of characters with normal, flat faces if they have human-like faces than in the case of Charlie, given that she also has a wet nose, it’s likely she does indeed have a snout like a dog. If anything her snoot is stylized to be drawn as a button nose outside of the side instead of being defined outside those angles. The same applies to Emely, it’s not stylization, she has a muzzle too.
What would Sera and Emily relationship in season 2?
>Sera... The other seraphim told me they don't bathe together, so then why do we...?
You're into some weird stuff Sera...
UUUUUOOOOOOOOH! Beautiful Emily footsies! UOOOH! Feet Erotic!
Vaggie, don't look!
Vaggie was made to be cucked.
Emily was the best thing to ever happen to Charlie and Vaggie.
Ay caramba
If she behaves, she will be allowed to watch them go at it from her cuck shed
I want to worship Emily's cute footsies! Also I'm so thankful to the anon who gave us Emily's cute feet in the Hazbin aco thread. Thank you anon!
They have hooves, though
Demons maybe but angels got beautiful soft sweaty feet. I wish Viv gave us more information on angel biology. I bet their sweat tastes like sugary water and their pussies like cotton candy. But I wonder about their buttholes. I bet their poop smells and tastes like licorice but any confirmation?
>cotton candy
I wonder if all the sins are fallen angels or if it's just Lucifer.
Pretty certain that Beelzebub fell with Lucifer/satan with someone else
They've been pretty unclear, like there was that old statement Viv had describing Lucifer and the Sins as a circus troupe, implying they were all friends and assumably fallen angels as well, plus the bit where Asmodeus said Mammon's been a prick since the very start of Hell.
I think some of the Patreon posts mentioned the circus troupe, Lucifer was the ringleader, Beelzebub was beast tamer, Asmodeus was fire dancer/breather, and I think Mammon was just a clown.
I was about to call asspull until I realized you can see it in their designs. Why does all the most interesting lore and character beats come out in twitter and patreon posts rather than the show?
I figured she tasted like nicely made lemonade, probably makes anything she drinks become Mikes Lemonade.
base beelzebub poster
For how much emily fans talk about her feet theirs literally only this pic you guys spam.
Its fairly recent, also we just got a new one
which fills me with joy. We EmilyCHADS are eating good today!
Hmmmm i do like emily and I do like vaggie cucked? And I do like charlie hmmmmm. But yeah maybe I might try my hand at emily if can think of a good idea
>but what about sirpentious x emily?
We deserved a whole episode with her giving Charlie a tour of heaven. Frick those cheap Amazon homosexuals
Agreed, I wanted an entire episode set around Emily!
Why artist giving her knockers?
Hopefully next season we get an episode dedicated to Charlie giving Emily a tour of hell.
Not necessarily cause she’s fallen, but cause she wants a better idea of sinners and how they can get redeemed or something. I think it would make for a fun episode.
Will it also be 8 episodes long? I think we need more episodes for filler. Including one with in graphic detail of Charlie and Emily's sexual exploration.
Being rushed seems like the universal criticism and the show was a big success, so hopefully S2 they get more episodes.
>MAKE IT ABOUT SEX
Man, I just like the two being cute together.
I thought Charlie was the same voice actress for Rapunzel. The relationship between Emily and Charlie reminds me of Rapunzel and Cassandra on Tangled.
Everyone wants to do nasty things to Emily while I just want to BE Emily. You shitters have zero taste.
Emily, you can admit you want everyone to do nasty things to you.
you're supposed to want to frick cute cartoon girls, not want to be them.
If you by chance become Emily, let me worship your cute footsies!
Also why do you want to be her?
headpats and kisses from Sera. Sera holding my hands. having Sera tell me not to worry anon. it's the best way for it to be cute and not awkward
Imagine Sera taking you to heaven and giving you the mommydom treatment!
that's not the copypasta you homosexual
What does Vivzie mean when she says ‘Huskerdust is slow burn’? What does that translate to in gay fanfiction terms?
‘Slow burn’ in fanfiction terms means you write a 100 chapter fanfiction which is 500’000 words long and the main pairing only kisses on the lips by chapter ~50-60 and only fricks in the last two chapters
In viv terms it means 2.5 episodes worth of screen time instead of half an episode
Hopefuly they kiss somewhere in Season 3 or the very earliest at the end of season 2. But who knows with Viv's pacing.
They won't get overtly romantic in front of others until season 3
Sir Pentious' future wife
Will we get more episodes set in Heaven or only set in Hell? Also would Hazbin Hotel worked if Disney had taken it instead of Amazon?
Probably one or two. I except one of the plot lines in season 2 will be Emily and Pentious trying to get in contact with Charlie to tell her that redeeming Sinners can work but get stonewalled from doing so by Sera.
Frick no. Disney would've tried to turn into live-action.
>will be Emily and Pentious trying to get in contact with Charlie to tell her that redeeming Sinners can work but get stonewalled from doing so by Sera.
So Lute would have to fight Sera in order to get more Adam kids to heaven.
I will not be surprised if Sera would’ve stopped Adam if she knew he could redeem Sinners. So, in Episode 6, God, Lute, and Adam hidden the details of being redeemed from her. So if Adam couldn’t trust her, we can’t trust her either.
Why does she think innocent people exist in Hell? Is she stupid?
She has been overprotected by Sera so she thinks everyone is like Charlie and the denizens of Heaven. Even worse now because Pentious isn't exactly like most hell sinners
Emily is basically Charlie’s original classic character before vivzie changed her for no reason
So you mean Charlie was dumber?
Charlie was always dumb, if she’s smart she loses all of her appeal and her fricking premise, you need someone naive and angelic to want redemption in hell, so yes charlie but dumber and Charlie but better
I see Emily as Charlie without the daddy issues and baggage. Also the corruption potential and her soft, sweaty sensitive angelic feet compared to Charlie's hooves immedaitely make her best girl.
>sweaty sensitive angelic feet
She has bird feet and you know it.
N-no! I refuse to believe it!
Pretty sure she meant "innocent" in terms of not deserving death.
Like someone can be a distant but that doesn't mean you just get to kill them with no immediate threat.
Also, "potential for redemption".
Aslso, also, clearly being portrayed as sheltered.
Like you think they ever let her visit hell and risk hearing about the exterminations?
You can’t use Michael because Michael was the “most” caring of the angels in the Bible until God gave him an order to kill sinners.
Also Lucifer and Michael were the closest of the angels and Michael was sad when Lucifer fell.
What if since Lute now leads the Exorcists, she takes up some of Adam's traits and becomes fatter and more crass now?
True
Made for Human
Looking over my posts, I wanna say the best way to do Michael is
>Allude to him in season 2, didn't know about the Extermination, Lucifer seems uncomfortable at his mention
>Season 3 focuses on building bridges between Heaven and Hell and making amends for the past. Bring him in, Sera's husband and a father figure to Emily.
>Now we get the sibling relationship between him and Lucifer which seems to mirror Heaven and Hell. Emily and Charlie trying to get the two to get along so they can all be one happy family
>The show has Lucifer and Michael visibly tapdancing around talking about their fight but it's always this uncomfortable elephant in the room.
>We finally get their past in a rather heartfelt scene and learn they had a history of fights on Earth and failed attempts to make amends after Lucifer fell.
>Here, they're more evenly matched but Michael was still the consistent winner, but we also learn Michael always felt kinda empty every time he beat the shit out of his brother
>Finale is Michael, Charlie, Lucifer, and Emily vs various overlords and rogue angels who want war for some reason or something.
Michel will not exist in the show, nor will any archangel or other significant religious figure
at this point 'muh michel' is just a cope
The show basically confirmed they exist in some capacity in episode 5.
It's more like, the show is desperately gonna tapdance around who they are and their actual lore because Vivzie wants Lucifer to be a through and through good boy.
Michael in particular is gonna be the biggest hurdle because that's the story where Lucifer gets too big for his britches, tries to pull some shit and gets curbstomped for it
>The show basically confirmed they exist in some capacity in episode 5.
it never did or said anything about archangel
this whole "muh michel" is nothing by a shitty cope for morons that can't accept that the show don't follow a christian line of thinking and play loose with the pop interpretation of abrahamic mythology
Michel won't be part of the show and will not exist in the universe
I think it's more a sign that season one failed horribly in making the Vees seem like an interesting threat because the only one of them who did anything particularly cool as an antagonist was Velvette.
Honestly, make it a family brawl or give them a rivalry. Maybe let them fight first then team up later.
No matter what happens, the angels who kicked Lucifer out feels like the last stop on the power crawl before we get to the real "big bad" of the series
Viv’s Adam is honestly far more on point on a creative Christian take of a “what if Adam didn’t eat the apple and had to be the messiah instead” than any of the Michael wanking shows that miss the point of God being good and wanting man to reflect him, worship him as their God and their parents as their parents.
Michael is literally pointless in this show, and in the Bible too. Apostle Paul and Peter are legit more interesting than him.
How many Michael wanking shows are there, anyway?
FWIW I think people want to see Michael because the purpose of Lucifer's pride being sinful is that it's vainglorious. He wishes to ascend to the throne of heaven but is not worthy of it. If he's the strongest guy around and God is absent or otherwise preoccupied, he's not really wrong for his pride, because he demonstrably is greater than Adam (who his refusal to recognize as the image of God is the reason behind his fall from grace in the first place).
With Michael or the other archangels being around, it at least makes sense that Lucifer is in Hell and not fricking around whenever he feels like it in the first place. If Adam replaces the messiah in this setting he'd still ultimately defeat Lucifer (though I can see how his death an Pentious going to heaven could be the setting's equivalent of the harrowing of hell)
I can only think of Supernatural, which power wanks Micheal very hard.
Ah, I've never seen Supernatural. I've only even heard of it this time and maybe a couple of other times since I know it's the title of a show.
Honestly, the reasons for wanting him are pretty basic. Michael has a pretty well established character, he and Lucifer have a history and you feel like that would lend well to the story.
The Lucifer/Hell backstory feels really fricking boring and he could add something to that, as a lot of people pointed out he's a perfect foil to Lucifer and would probably have a neat dynamic with Charlie.
Outside just his power level, it just feels like there's a lot that they could do with him that would tap into the Biblical themes of the show, the Morningstar stuff, and the lore for the Heaven/Hell dynamic. Looking at the latter two, it almost feels like he's become a posterboy for a lot of the missing potential caused by the poor pacing and more undercooked/boring ideas
Nah. Lucifer doesn’t need more backstories or stupid penis-competitions with Michael. We know he’s a delusional, selfish, evil bastard who sits on the throne of trash while Adam and Lute are normies in heaven that only desire to have Adam’s kids come to heaven and be their loving parents.
Counterpoint, in a lot of depictions and in Islam in particular, Michael is one of the first angels to recognize Adam as above them and kneel before him. By your logic, in this canon, Michael's fight with Lucifer would likely be done over how he fricked Adam over by turning his gfs into thots. Now Adam is dead thanks to Lucifer and you don't want the bro who had his back last time to have his back this time?
Let Adam defend himself and make that pipe squeak seethe.
>Viv’s Adam is honestly far more on point on a creative Christian take of a “what if Adam didn’t eat the apple and had to be the messiah instead”
What kind of "Christian" take, even if "creative", if it includes:
1) The Messiah being completely essentially different (a lot of Christian apologetics on Christ involved the Messiah or how the One Who must save us had to be essentially divine and human)
2) Adam, who would be unfallen and even further perfected (completed) in his virtue, not being the farthest thing from a fornicating, foul-mouthed, extremely arrogant fratboy (even if very entertaining)
>fornicating,
The Virtue Chick was Lute, as implied here.
>extremely arrogant fratboy
Charlie tried push him into an ego trip to get his favor, and he didn’t care about. He also is fine being a little normie in Heaven, until he suddenly sees sinners walking around.
>Cursing
Unfortunately, every character is like this because Viv.
>Top thing
The thing about Jesus that makes him special is the fact he was born in a body that is like us, instead of Adam, even if he never sinned. Which is why it’s so insane he never sinned once in his life.
And Jesus didn’t need to step in until Adam also ate the apple.
What is sex with Lute like compared to Emily?
I think episode 1 Adam was supposed to be bumbling sexist that ruined his relationships with the always women breaking up with him, and heaven being more of a society of hypocrites (as it implies it’s normal for them to screw around each other)
But when it was developed, they retconned him being in a dedicated relationship with Lute (cause staff shipping) and changed Heaven to be more clean and sinless. So the worst thing about Adam and Heaven would merely be cursing
The people begging for Michael are like the people who beg for Michael over Jesus Christ in the Bible, cause of stupid power levels instead of actually focusing on “what’s there in heaven that I would love” since Adam and his love is the general answer to it in HH. Lucifer is the most powerful being in Hell and he sucks!
I don't know, Michael and Lucifer being on the same side pretty much removes all tension
>I don't know, Michael and Lucifer being on the same side pretty much removes all tension
Nah.
Uriel and Gabriel on other side. If you want additional noteworthy angels that don't necessarily shows up in all variants, Seraphiel can be portrayed as insanely strong too.
Anyone have the Mega for the first 4 episodes? I found the last 4.
New Morningstar family portrait from the official twitter.
Charlie looks like she's being held captive for some reason lmao.
She has no hooves, I wonder if that was a last minute change.
probably just to do a ref and stylization thing
She probably can hide her hooves like her horns.
Shoving my face up skirted Charlie’s skirt and SNIIIIIIFFFFFF
why are so many posts about this show? is it a joke?
No, Emily is just that good
Emily is my beloved Paladin patron
>no seven archangels to counter the seven deadly sins
Missed opportunity
caged chastity angel fanart when
With how cucked the lords of sin are I wouldn’t be surprised if any “angels of virtue” managed to embody the worst version of their respective virtue
I think Michaelposting has proven that Heaven in general felt underwhelming due to how fast they went through it without exploring anything.
I don't think the seven rings of heaven are still in this theme. When Charlie visits there is a big billboard that says "Science" as if it's one of these seven equivalents now, i'm guessing it's a little more pc than chastity or abstinence.
Hope to see more charlie&emily interaction next season, maybe emily visiting hell&the hotel.
Might as well ask
0:33 https://youtu.be/QzMHmnDwOz8?si=9SQVcH37_FWJ_fyw
Are these the archangels? Which do you think is which?
the twist is they aren't angels
they're archons
To Just spitball in no particular order: Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Raphael, Samael and Melchiziedek
I've actually been looking at some of the pre-series fan content and they honestly really put a lot of thought into a family dynamic of sorts
If you want to include Michael then there's probably a good way to do it
>He's personally sent to the Hotel by Emily (because most of the other Angels either are afraid of falling in it's presence or they just fricking hate sinners and hellborn)
>Just walks in and asks to speak with the manager, does some little shenanigans with Alastor and Husk or whoever
>Vaggie sees him and immediately starts sweating bullets because she knows exactly who he is
>Meanwhile Charlie has zero clue because her daddy never told her about him
>He meets her and basically asks her what went down with how Adam died, he was informed that Adam was killed by Lucifer because that's what Lute told everyone
>Meanwhile he informs her that Pentious made it to Heaven, which is the entire reason why he's here. He tells her the exterminations will continue because the Council of Elders and Sera have even more reason to since Hell just killed their golden boy Adam.
>At the same time they're not taking any chances and are gonna go Old Testament on their ass, while at the same time killing off any hellborn they see because Lucifer broke their deal.
>He at the very least tells Charlie that there's still pushback from angels and Emily from Heaven to have it stopped, but in order to do that she's gonna need to prove that Pent wasn't a one-off thing and help more sinners redeem themselves.
>Just leaves and wishes her the best of luck on his way out and maybe calls her his niece or some shit.
he informs her that Pentious made it to Heaven, which is the entire reason why he's here. He tells her the exterminations will continue because the Council of Elders and Sera have even more reason to since Hell just killed their golden boy Adam.
>>At the same time they're not taking any chances and are gonna go Old Testament on their ass, while at the same time killing off any hellborn they see because Lucifer broke their deal.
>>He at the very least tells Charlie that there's still pushback from angels and Emily from Heaven to have it stopped, but in order to do that she's gonna need to prove that Pent wasn't a one-off thing and help more sinners redeem themselves.
This type of characterization is probably good for him in the show because it shows that he understands the issue, puts reality in front of Charlie. He basically is like a general, not as high-ranking as Sera (seraphs outrank archangels), but he's very direct to the point and professional.
I wanna say that post would be a good first appearance but its a copout if he isn't in the same room as Lucifer at least once. It'd be a good way to set him up. As for using him as a Deus Ex? I'm gonna be honest, I really hope the series doesn't go into all out war-mode too much. Maybe a scene where he puts his job or reputation on the line to defend Charlie which finally makes Lucifer realize that the guy he hates so much both cares for his niece and does the right thing even when his pride is on the line, further adding to the idea of him as Lucifer's foil.
Technically Adam broke their deal as he:
>Invaded and destroyed their property.
>Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
>Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
Adam is at fault.
>Invaded and destroyed their property.
Oh come on.
>Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
Alastor's shield.
>Personally hits Charlie first, before she delivers any blows on him.
She was flying at him with her dragon.
not that anon, but...
>Alastor's shield
Are you fricking moronic?
All of Alastors shit is radio themed. That shield has six wings, six eyes, and a giant apple on it, it's her shield or her dads, Alestor probably hates it.
He also did choose to single out and invade her hotel, without any clear verbal direction specified to do so by Sera in the heaven episode. Charlie is part of the Lucifer treaty with heaven, and is therefore "untouchable" as far as the treaty is concerned. Adam decided to violate this treaty, on his own, Sera didn't openly tell him to do it.
>who hit first
moot point. he had already attacked her home, established and open place of residency, that's a clear attack upon a royal. If the US launches a Cruise missile and blows up the Kremlin, but Vladmir Putin is unharmed, it's still an act of war regardless.
Tl,dr. Adam is a moron who got played by Sera, Adam defenders are morons who engage in mental gymnastics.
I think that anon is thinking about the barrier Alastor summoned, not the shield Charlie was holding
>Oh come on.
It might be presumptuous to assume you can't destroy the property of the royal family, but regardless it's very sketchy if he does so.
>Alastor's shield.
The Pardon was for Hellborn and the Royal Family. Alastor was not included, and Charlie only attacked after she was attacked by Exorcists several times.
>She was flying at him with her dragon.
She was flying away from Adam when he hit her.
The Exorcists dealt the first blow on Charlie several times before she struck back and Adam stuck her first before she speared him. Adam violated the terms that allowed Exterminations to continue, which is why shortly after Lucifer intervened.
(you) all talking a lot about a deal we dont know any details about.
Anyways if their deal works like devil deals I'm fairly sure breaking is either impossible or has immediate effects.
>Adam is at fault.
You could easily make it a case of Lute bullshitting that the Elders/Sera happen to agree with rather than actually believing in it.
>>Had various Exorcists strike at Charlie's shield, before she threw her magical fireworks at them.
The exorcists wanted vaggie's head as their prize
>not as high-ranking as Sera (seraphs outrank archangels)
Isn't Michael the Prince of Seraphs?
Archangels are a very confused thing in christianity because they were for some reason included with the angel orders
>The angelology of Pseudo-Dionysius, which was widely read as of the 6th century, gave Michael a rank in the hierarchy of angels.
>Later, in the 13th century, others such as Bonaventure believed that he is the prince of the Seraphim, the first of the nine angelic orders.
>According to Thomas Aquinas (Summa Ia. 113.3), he is the Prince of the last and lowest choir, the Angels.[34]
In Judaism(assuming I remember correctly), the archangels are not included in the orders, they are leaders of orders.
Is the Adam is redeeming sinners schizo the Vox is controlling Adam schizo?
>Pentious x Emily fanart
It begins
Chances Emily steals Charlie's spotlight? We already know she's better than Vaggie
Make it happen Vivzie
>First cucks Vaggie and now is cucking Cherri
Emily you prostitute!
Can anyone stop her?
p-pink diamond? oh how have you grown.. backwards?
Based, I love them both. I still ship her with charlie as well though
Both aren't much of characters, maybe it's emily's divine duty to replace useless/toxic love interest
where's my porn of rePentious giving Cherri the double dick
Soon, brother. Soon...
You know what I hope for the best of Pentious, but I can't imagine Cherri saving herself for him given how much of a hoe she is
Then this
shall happen.
they could give her an arc where she tries to keep up her hoe ways but it's not the same because her mind is constantly thinking of pentious and it eventually leads to her realising that she wants more intimacy and not just meaningless sex and after she finds out sir pentious is still alive in heaven she joins the hotel
>do you want to be, making frick?
>VoxEmily out of all things has more art
>VoxEmily
Disgusting.
Shipper will take anything
>There is a non-zero-percent chance that this currently unnamed ship sets sail faster than Charmily
not emily getting sinner dick.
Sir Repentious is not a sinner
funny comic
>274 posts
>Only one Loona
Trash thread
no one cares about your cheap spin-off anymore now that the real deal is out
KYS FURhomosexual
I want to become one with Emily!
I think you missed a turn to your >le gay imp and homosexual owl show thread.
>ships girls with other girls
VILE AND BLASPHEMOUS
I want to see Michael and Gabriel ULTRAKILL in the future
Why has no one brought up Uriel?
Uriel would just be Black Templar level crazy in Vivziverse so they keep him out of things unless abso-fricking-lutely necessary
Makes sense.
I really do hope they have different personalities when they show up but I get the distinct feeling Vivzie isn't gonna juggle all 6 unless a season arc centers around them
Sera leaning over to kiss Emily made her look like a pokemom.
Go on...
LOVE EACH OTHER
LOVE EACH OTHER
LOVE EACH OTHER
LOVE EACH OTHER
LOVE EACH OTHER
Angels confirmed made for BJS(Big Justin Swallowing), of course, they shrink him first
She's gonna cuck Vaggie
Pumping Emily then DISAPPEARING INTO THE NIGHT when she says that she loves you and that she's pregnant.
>spoiler
Cheating on Lute already?
He broke up with Lute and fricked off, remember? His twin brother's probably banging Charlie.
I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH EMILY
Shinn was awesome in the new movie.
This. I bet angel pussy can literally take your soul from how good it is!
Someone draw Adam like pic related
Second this, hope that one adam drawing anon sees this.
See you heavenly cowboy...
>mfw i drew in the black eye but totally forgot all the blood
see this is why we don't draw on the comedown
Not those anons but thank you drawfriend 😀
I fricking kneel
Triple it then
I wrote a song for Emily, I hope she likes it.
This is a song
For the ladies,
But fella's,
Listen closely.
You don't always have to frick her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And frickin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey
I'm gonna frick you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Emily
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's frickin' teamwork
What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fricking frick you discreetly
And then I'll fricking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna frick you hard
Hard
I hope the first onscreen sex scene goes to Emily and ______.
It is only right and proper.
>SeraPentious is now a thing
Would you rather Emily or Sera?
Emily anytime everytime!
When you frick her, will she squeak like a stuffed toy too?
I sure fricking hope so.
... I genuinely don't need to frick something that is squeakier than a "little sister" in your average hentai.
that said...
>Cha-Charlie, what are we...
>Shh. Relax Emily. I just want to show you why being "fallen" is fun.
Emily looks like the kind of girl who when falling would go all in.
>Emily goes and visits hell, as part of establishing proper "traffic" between the hotel and heaven and see for herself if some of the new "guests" would genuinely make for redeemable material or if they are sadly a lost cause.
>Charlie and the others decide to spend a night in town with her
>Charlie starts to feel increasingly awkward as she realizes how some things even she has taken for granted in hell must be even more awkward for angels
>For example, when Emily asks what is an "award winning demon bullale show" Charlie has o explain to her that it does not involve baking, even though Angel sclaims "thick glacing" is involved.
>Later at a club, gets offered some drink
>Blackout
>Next morning Emily awakens in the hotel with a hangover, Charlie and Vaggie hanging half unconscious from the side of the bed
>Emily is banned from the Lust ring, after supposedly crashing a car into Asmodeus factory, causing a massive explosion. Now dicks are everywhere in hell.
>Valentino has gone missing, the last thing people saw was him trying to seduce some angel girl who danced on tables to "Rock you like a hurricane"
>He is found the next day with a broken pelvis in some dumpster and a severe fear of the female gender.
Imagine if Emily took advantage of her position to demand sexual favors from the denizens of Hell or she will deem them "unrepentant and not worth being redeemed" which leaves them in Lute's hands.
Fricking based. I still need to read it though
nah. Emily would not be that heartless. even if she wants to get some action once she hd a proper taste.
>Emily, please stop, I can't take it anymore
>Don't be silly Charlie, I've only tried about a third of what I read about.
>The first book she found in hell was a Marquis de Sade one
>Angel Dust when he sees Charlie the next morning severely dehydrated and looking worse than him after an all nighter gangbang in the studio.
>Frick my life Charlie, what happened to you?
>The second cumming. And the third. And the fourth. And... I don't know, I lost count after that.
>The first book she found in hell was a Marquis de Sade one
>Emily roleplays as the victims in the books because she turns out to be a massive Masochist
>Emily, her angelic nature disguised, decides to go on a tour through pentagram city outside of visiting the hotel
>Ends up in a Valentino controlled district, and drugged
>Drugged Emily is just Emily but hugging everyone and singing some songs randomly
>Valentino's henchmen bring her to him
>He learns she knows Charlie and he decides that if he can't frick with the little princess, he is going to frick with her little friend.
>His most sadistic idea: Have Angel Dust have sex with her during the next porn shoot
>Angel can't deny this request because of his contract, though he tries to convince Valentino it is a bad idea, even accepts getting beaten up.
>Valentino in turn gives the "alternative" of having other guys take girl of "little miss sunshine over there", who is all over hugging some porn actors, who are already feeling kinda weird getting touched by her
>Angel "submits" because at least he can try and be "gentle" to her
>Things being rather awkward for him too, because Emily kinda reminds him of his sister
>starts gentle with some foreplay, cuddling and kissing to make Emily comfortable, the young angel girl still high and feeling really good at what he does
>Eventually the actual sex happens and it kinda turns out weird.
>Unbeknown to anyone, angel pussy/dick is for sinners actually kinda like pumping liquid ecstasy through your veins.
>Emily's warm nethers and her body holding tight to Angel puts him into something of a mating frenzy.
>Even Valentino is kinda weirded out when Angel after only five minutes ends up finished and the girl on top of him.
>WHAT THE FRICK, ANGEL! ARE YOU TRYING TO SHIT ME, YOU WORTHLESS-
>Va-Val, I am sorry, but this pussy play is- holy shit.
>Are you kidding me? You are the biggest power bottom in my employee, I know you don't get actually off on girls. you will-
>Puppies!
>???
>Valentino and Angel Dust just watch as Emily jumps a bunch of helldog actors that were passing by, petting them & having her way with them
I want to get a taste of that sweet tight angel pussy!
>I want to see Emily get mindbroken and end up doing porn in Hell with strangers in gangbangs and hellbeasts.
Can they ever hope to break Emily?
Angels are for ______
Helping them rip and tear demons
DEMONIC RAPE
She would be that desperate
>the first man is white
>hes also a dominant alpha male who tries his best to make sure he does what he thinks is right, even if he hardline disagrees with people because theyre ideologically his enemies
>hes also a tumblr sexyman
What the frick did vivsipop mean by this? Why wasnt adam an african king?
Out of Africa is bunk
I
CRY
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO
DIEEEEEEEE
i think lia or pippa watched hazbin on amazon prime during stream and the take away was "this is shit."
based phase connect vtubers.
Post your vtuber crap literally anywhere other than the Emily thread.
The Emily thread is a sacred space made for hornyposting.
She mad.
Sera was touching her inappropriately again.
That's the face of a woman who realized she signed the death warrant of countless souls that could have been saved.
She did it for this sweet seraphim pussy
serapussu? seraphussy?
Pentious is so lucky!
Pentious? What about Emily?
>Gets to have sex with the first succesfully redeemed sinner in heaven, which is utterly unique
>Guy has two dicks so huzzah, the cherry popping has been doubled
>Guy just giving cunnilingus should be interesting considering the snake tongue thing
>Guy is awkward enough that she doesn't have to feel like she is genuinely threatened by him and have "fun"
>Afterwards has a big body pillow like dork to cuddle for post-coital fluff
>Guy has two dicks so huzzah, the cherry popping has been doubled
Also she can pop her anal virginity at the same time as she pops her cherry!
>Do angels have cute feet?
I can only hope they do so I can worship Emily's cute soft and sweaty angel feet. Bet her sweat tastes like sugary water, but I wonder what do her Emily's smell like? Also see
I bet Emily's feet smell like cinnamon since she's such a cinnamon roll!
What about vanilla or coconut? Does she use any cream to keep her feet soft?
Imagine helping her out put on her foot cream!
why
Getting to massage an angel's cute sweaty feet feels like cuddling with a loved one under a blanket indoors on a cold rainy night. So wholesome it can bring most sinners to orgasm right away!
I want to massage Emily's cute footsies!
Just watch her talons.
N-no, that must be a lie! Emily got cute sweaty angel feet and soft soles!
Maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place if they wanted salvation. They earned damnation.
Sera, The other Angels tell me they wash down there by themselves
>Page 10
Sera should have been her mom and Gabriel should have been her dad.
Cute when angry
>I'll find a way, Charlie!
>Sits on her fat ass as extermination happens.
This is part of the pacing issue, you can visibly tell that stuff was cut out
Will she visit the Hotel, or invite Charlie up again? Or both?
Why does she look like Cirno
is this lucifer x sera, or lucifer sera siblings?
Them as siblings, but it wouldn't be the first time Luci has chemistry with his family members
Ha also ew, technically he threaten to frick his little brother since adam is brother of the main angels. Especially if were going off the canon that adam is micheal.
But yeah cute and sad, shows why she's so worried about emily she can't lose another plucky sibling.
Is she part of Charlie's harem, yet?
>Cha-Charlie... why am I in hell
>Because I summoned you
>Oh. And why am I chained to your bed
>Because I want to do with you thinks some dumb rapper was too chicken to get through with.
>*gulping* Cha-Charlie! Please. You can't do that!
>Oh, I can do this. Somehow I know that. I'll get my hand into your pants...
>Eeekkk
>Don't worry, Emily. It will be swell. Today is going to be a happy day in hell
Such a cute couple
>these bite marks
Hmm
Did Adam really care about Lute? He smiled to her during his last breath.
Yes.
Proof?
>"ADAM, I WANT MORE EXTERMINATORS"
>says Lute dragging a screaming Adam into the bedroom
>Adam not having a problem sleeping with Lute if her tastes weren't a bit... extreme.
>Adam likes fricking shit up
>Lute shlicks off to the scene from Bible Black: New Testament involving the shotgun
>There is a difference
remember the guy who kept pushing the nonsensical "vox controls the exterminators" theory?
You mean the basedgay SU nig- I mean "The Roundtable"?
I still remember when he hounded a kid with cancer for spoiling SU episodes.
yeah, I hate him for that.
That and the fact that his entire channel is essentially just 90% stupid fan theory videos to stuff that does not come true and only focuses on whatever cartoon tumblr thinks is popular currently.
Guy considers himself a "cartoon expert" but knows nothing from before 2010 and has literally worse variety than the Cinemaphile board to offer when it comes to talk about "more recent" stuff.
I just wish Chuck Jones and Tex Avery would crawl out of their graves and shove one sketch after another down his throat till he chokes.
Man, you can really tell when they don't have the Voice Actors ready to go. Emily being quiet in that last scene was so awkward.
Do angels have cute feet?
I want to see Emily get mindbroken and end up doing porn in Hell with strangers in gangbangs and hellbeasts.
I want to see Emily falling in love with sir Pentious
I (crack)ship it.
What if Pent built a teleportation canon instead of a laser one?
I wish that as well, but something tells me she'll end up with Charlie and Vaggie.
Captcha: 2NTR
>end up with Charlie and Vaggie
Basado
>spoiler
Oh no Cringo
I want an episode where Charlie dates Emily
I hate Tumblrinas so fricking much.
kek this is great
>When a sinner dies their essence dissolves into hell
So what about Adam&Exterminators? Did their deaths purify hell or something?
agreed
disagreed
Indecesive
no
yes
maybe
eh
meh
heh
How long before we get to enjoy Emily again? I love how squeaky and cheerful she is. Imagine how nice it would be to date her!
The second season is already in production, right? Hopefully she'll get a bigger role this time.
What would the role even be?
Vaggie's rival for Charlie's love. She will win extremely easily.
Foot fanservice
Yes please!
Is the pilot really better then what we got or is that a meme?
More like the pilot feels a lot more... genuine than the show. It has the edgy fast paced sense of humor that you'd genuinely expect from the online generation, feels like it would have fit in with a lot of the stuff on Newgrounds back in the day
Which is the most and least likely?
Emily sneaks into Hell.
Sera banish Emily from Heaven.
Emily used the orb to find out and unintentionally find a disturbing truth.
After getting disowned by her sister Emily travels both Earth, Purgatory and Hell.
Get's a job at the hotel
Emily cause and second civil war in Heaven
Get's a robot boyfriend
Plows Pent.
most likely
>Emily sneaks into hell, gets banished by Sera peer pressured by Lute and other ngels who are spreading propaaganda how hell killed Adam while hding to most the concept of exterination. Emily ends up getting a job in the hotel.
Least likely
>Plows pent cause frick this show, no sex for women
>Sera punishes/disowns her intentionally
>emily causing a second civil war in heaven
No [normal] father looks at their daughter like this.
Man, I wish I could get into this shit...
If anyone else is tired of Cinemaphile having a dozen different threads that are slow as a snail each instead of a few/single active one I made a general for HH/HB over on sturdy we can try out, link at the bottom of the picture related
Whats stopping you?
>general for HH/HB
Why not make one here?
Jannies are a bunch of morons that keep deleting them
Aren't generals kind of unofficially banned from Cinemaphile with drawgays being the one exception?
Also sturdy has bigger filesizes and mp4s enabled, just kind of a cushier place
Yeah that's what I figured was happening too
the lack of captcha is nice
I really just couldn't sit through the first episode.
Just make a general on /trash/
There's been one for years
imagine the bush
Which thread are we supposed to go to now?
Thanks!