Daaaamn the hex girls look liek THAT now?!

Daaaamn the hex girls look liek THAT now?!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait Daphne's lesbian adoptive moms/the incompetent cops were the other 2 Hex Girls?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your waifu from when you were a kid?
    >she's now an OLD HAG! Ha ha, take that!
    it's all so tiresome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, I LIKE old hags!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you like old hags that look like college-age bimbos with crow's feet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you like old hags that look like college-age bimbos with crow's feet
          Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually worse because it's not them, it's a woke version, the band didn't have a black one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Luna was vaguely brown in Witch's Ghost and they've made her progressively darker over the years, no pun intended

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The dad's a dentist that hook them up with semi realistic vampire teeth.

          That's such a mundane answer I kind of love it. It's small little details like that I miss in shows.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell this is a disgusting hag but you can also notice whoever drew this has a fetish of disgusting hags.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the ability to design appealing older women is a rare one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is this makes me think whoever drew this likes the unappealing things about older women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As one of those guys...yeah kinda. It's a hard needle to thread though because I'm beset by guys whose idea of hot older women is "indistinguishable from 20 year olds except they have even bigger breasts" or "totally blown out and horrifying". It's usually just those extremes with no appreciation for any variety of what could be in between.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She honestly wouldn't look that bad if they hadn't made her wear her same stage outfit. If she dress normally like the other two she wouldn't seem so burnt out.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would simply not provide the show with any attention.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys lets all watch this show and get mad at everything that was specifically made to trigger fanboys into engaging with the show and giving it online discourse as free advertising

      Everybody ITT except this anon is a slobbering moron.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a term for the design on the left?
    I've seen a lot of cartoons use it
    It's like "generic black lesbian" or something

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Left
    Ew what the frick
    >Right
    Meh but why is she fat
    >Middle
    Lose the nose ring and would

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lose the nose ring and would
      Saggers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did I stutter?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I respect your commitment.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trio that's different each series is also different here
    Oh no stop the presses
    >But lesbians! Eww!
    They weren't before?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit,go back

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is the point anymore

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are allowed to profit from this
    What went so wrong?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta' commend the people making this shit for having a specific vision and sticking to it through thick or thin.

    That's a good thing for a group of artists to have. Most of the time it brings us something like Hazbin Hotel or The Owl House. Unfortunately this time it brought us this fricking abomination but hey, they can't all be winners.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah; it's when you watch Velma that you understand that something like Rebel Moon is called far worse than it deserves to be called.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the time it brings us something like Hazbin Hotel or The Owl House
      This isn't a good thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is, nazi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the time it brings us something like Hazbin Hotel or The Owl House.
      Uhhh....
      Is that supposed to be a good thing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the time it brings us something like Hazbin Hotel or The Owl House
      This isn't a good thing

      This. Velma is way better than that shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the time it brings us something like Hazbin Hotel or The Owl House.
      Yes, that's the fricking problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We need more reboots. Ideas like Hazbin Hotel and Owl House are cringe and uncreative.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait they made another season of this trash?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically they made both at the same time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate splitting seasons so much it's unreal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard that their contract was for 2 seasons, so there would be a second season no matter what.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would bring up the question of the timeline; that is "The Hex Girls were pretty much starting out by the time of The Witch's Ghost, and that was AFTER Zombie Island, a story that started with Mystery Inc. breaking up and then getting together again" so how the frick are the Hex Girls already a thing and why the frick is Thorn presumably the same age as she was in The Witch's Ghost *maybe even older? Jesus frick the art is awful) if Velma is a prequel and how the frick does nobody from Mystery Inc. recognize them in that movie if they are established to have interacted before"; but Velma is such a fricking steaming pile of dogshit that I'm not even gonna' bother.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the simple answer is that Velma is out of continuity with the other series, and that Scooby-Doo doesn't actually have much continuity between entries to speak of

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the simple answer is that Velma is out of continuity with the other series
        True
        >and that Scooby-Doo doesn't actually have much continuity between entries to speak of
        Lies
        If you watch everything it's loosely connected until the more recent installations, which seem to all be their own thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, this show ends with Scrappy killing Velma, this continuity is completely disconnected.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want someone who seen the show to confirm. The two cops are supposed to be the other hex girls right. Red head is Dusk black one is Luna.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's inexplicable to me that Luna started off Mexican and has gotten progressively blacker. If that creature on the left in the OP is supposed to be her then she's now fully race-swapped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was really Mexican?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real sin on the new designs is that they gave the blonde girl eyebrowns.
      Shit, you may not even like that part of her design, but it's a important part of it.

      It's inexplicable to me that Luna started off Mexican and has gotten progressively blacker. If that creature on the left in the OP is supposed to be her then she's now fully race-swapped.

      I don't know about it but a lot of latino coded characters end up being turned black

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daaaamn a shill thread looks liek THAT?!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is bait. They want a viral post going "look, those are good designs!" so they can replied with a witty response about how we only think that because they are conventionally pretty and white.
      The entire show is rage bait
      Ignore it. Close this thead and never talk about it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You already know you're going to be seeing this exact screenshot spammed for the next week or so, especially because this is going to be making its rounds on twitter (it probably is) and considering this cesspool shares like 90% of its userbase with twitter it's going to be the same shit over and over again ad nauseam until the end of time. Now is as good a time as ever to escape Cinemaphile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are such better designs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how this was probably supposed to make me think "wow how much better is that?" But it genuinely looks like such shit I thought it was an edit of the already existing pair made by someone salty and my only thought was "they can't even make it look better if they tried".

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer disrespect this show has for the Scooby-Doo IP. Shame it wasn't written off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Quads wasted on an idiot that doesn't know his hatred is exactly what keeps this show running

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you, I haven't watched a single episode and I don't intend to at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not doing anything, I'm just bumping one of five threads on the topic to make sure discussion keeps up

          moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Thread discussion makes money for these shows to continue
            Disingenuous shill trying to silence criticism.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what would the ghoul school girls be in this continuity? if they even exist

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will admit, they got me.
    This whole series is nothing but 1 big attempt at ragebait, and I didn't fall for it, but they me here, they got me mad.

    I'm not sure why they feel the need to antagonize potential viewers and make them made, I'm not sure if there is a prize to be won by doing so, but if there, is they won it.

    I'm still never ever watching this show so long as I live, but they got me.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how does all this translate into more money for Warner or whoever?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to sage your posts in Velma threads.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop talking about, stop shilling it, just frick off.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was she always that color?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the actual story here

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shame

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