>Dad and my brother are annoying
>so I'll just go and stay with the guy who keeps trying to kill my family
isn't Valeria supposed to be smart?
>Dad and my brother are annoying. >so I'll just go and stay with the guy who keeps trying to kill my family
Marvel comics are stupid.
A girl has her own ways
her own ways of what?
Only Doom knows
Doom's her Godfather and too narcissistic to ever consider hurting Valeria for complicated Comicbook plot reasons.
How he compartmentalizes this with killing her parents, uncle and Ben is his affair, and likely so mindbendingly weird that explaining it would just raise more extremely uncomfortable questions.
Sue was a b***h to her too though
yeah but Sue and her can at least bond over the things they have in common
At least three things.
1) Being Blonde
2) Being attracted to older and/or powerful men
3) Having a brother who's kind of a tool.
>alien prince invites a 13 year old to join his harem
>her dad only has an issue with this cause he's reminded of the guy who keeps trying to frick his wife
>Sue reads fanfics of her and Namor fricking
why is Sue like this
we've been asking ourselves that question for decades now
God I hate Reginal Hudlin.
I always thought Latveria was Slavic.
Dr Doom loses to some dogs, it’s a weird issue.
>oh no, I sure hope that daddy- I mean Doctor Doom doesn't invoke that right while I'm staying in his castle
>I'd have no choice but to just let him ravage me as much as he liked
>bursts into your cottage and demands your beautiful virgin daughter watch him hunt wolves all night
>returns her the next morning shivering and covered in blood
>Refuses to abdicate
Gotta get to writing that fanfic where Doom gets Alzheimers and Valeria takes over the castle.
Wouldnt Kristoff get first dibs?
Girls can't be smart
>isn't Valeria supposed to be smart?
She is a woman, her IQ is halved.
She's emotionally compromising and manipulating Doom, hell she might even reform him.
and how did that work out long-term?
Robinson's run as a whole was pretty dumdum.
satanists in a nutshell
To be fair literally none of her family is particularly close to her, she doesn't have any go-to friend at all, being a runaway is very normal for kids like this
If she plays her cards right and uses her intelligence, she could become the alpha prostitute in no time, the b***h who rules over the other b***hes.
why would she become a prostitute at all?
What other option does a minor girl without legal papers have at hand?
I'd expect a super-genius to be able to come up with a better solution than selling blowjobs in a back alley when she needs something
Being a super genius is useless if you don't have the money to back it up, and science always looks for the easiest and simplest way.
What is easier than prostitution for money and pleasure?
Two important questions here:
1) Is Doom a virgin?
2) What's the age of consent in Latveria?
>1) Is Doom a virgin?
Almost certainly
>2) What's the age of consent in Latveria?
I believe in most eastern european countries it's between 14 and 16
>You're so silly, Uncle Doom. The law can be anything we want it to be! *giggles*
what do
Then I'd make it the law that no man is allowed to touch you until you're an adult, on pain of death. You're the genius, go build yourself a super-vibrator or something if you're so thirsty.
>No, Valeria you shall not refer to me as Dr Coom.
>You are however, the Royal Latverian Pogchamp
Reminds me of that picture of the e-girl reading the dos and don'ts sauna sign.
Dr. Victor von Doom? more like Dr. Virgin Von Doom.
So, Valeria will become Future Doom?
I hope so, it'd be a fun storyline
Teen girls have a natural drive to leave their family and seek mates elsewhere, and like teen boys their brains dump all good judgment in favor of openness to adventure. In modern society this can manifest as being strongly attracted to males who are "bad boys" and even to objectively bad men.
It's just neurons and hormones, how we're wired. Might as well enjoy it.
She's not a teen at all tho
Fantastic-e-girl has been away for a year now 🙁
>Valeria: missing
>Katie: missing
>Luna: missing
>Peni: missing
They just hate e-girls