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goofy lookin table
what's the seating situation like at your house
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STAND AND WATCH MOVIES YOU GOTTA HECKING SIT DOWN AND RELAX AND RUIN YOUR BODY
Stop falling for Big Chair propaganda.
Hi dad
getting serious now
why don't you get him a chair to sit in?
my dad does this pose too when he watches TV
The classic submissive beta cuck pose
Aryan Black person genocider pose however
Ah yes the remote the dad remote
I want to meet that dad
>I want to meet that dad
What's your dad like?
What was his stance in the 3 boobs scene?
bump. i gotta know the pose OP
was it like picrel?
you are now persuaded into having a pepsi
unlikely
why dont you let him sit down, suck his dick, help him relax after a long day.
Does your father know you’re taking pictures of him and posting it on Cinemaphile?
My dad has watched the entire LOTR extended trilogy in this exact stance. Not as whole movies, that would be insane, but at random, for stints up to 20 minutes long. My sister and I offered him to sit down and watch it properly with us multiple times, but he never had the time. I wonder in what order he pieces the scenes together in his head though.
dad is a better movie than Dial of Dysentery
zero ass
It wasn't the time for ass. That came later.
that's how you know it's a dad
PLZ gib peggy hill wife naow
Holy frick I have that exact farmer's tan
Tell him to sit down.
YOU LET THOSE DAMN BOYS OUT OF THERE AND IMMA SIT DOWN
*Cheers*
He's gonna need some grandchildren lawyers for that.
Don't talk to my wife that way.
did he start to go for a drink but something important happened and he just slowly inched his way towards the screen and has now been standing there for 5 minutes?
anon is watching dad is watching his kino
Now THIS is a good thread.
What the frick were they thinking
gotta go FAST!
The fact that they show him going super fast by slowing everything down doesn't piss me off; the way he moves his arms like a fricking moron pisses me off
Thanks captain obvious lmao
Oh was I speaking for the class, moron? What a moronic fricking reply. Fricking have a nice day worthless homosexual
tell him sis
was it autism?
Snyder is a hack
how annoying is it to have documentary filming on set all the time while trying to film the actual movie.
kino
Dooooooooood he's gunna touch your dads wiener rofl
hands on hips for action
>hands on hips for action
All dads know that this power stance increase their IQ in 30 points.
>increase their IQ in 30 points.
anon was typing and had his hands on his keyboard when he wrote that
the power stance was not activated
The power stance is a cruel mistress.
Fair point.
you don't get to bring friends
can you get him to do this?
sore feet typed this post
I stand like that during big mma fights. Usually while pacing around
hello connor
My memory is fricked but somehow know this is Total Recall kek
it's the squibs
chad
jew
zesty
kek
Is that just some random innocent civ getting thrown around like a ragdoll?
Woman to Arnie's right looks right at the camera right near the start.
Yeah it was shot in public for real reactions, she saw the camera though
Dr. Son, I'm DAD.
monk-like stillness
dad is looking zesty
Dads love to stand in front of the TV. I don't get it.
They're always prepared to spring into action whenever anything around the house is needed
they don't intend to stay for long (things to do you know) but they often do
>they don't intend to stay for long
not all dad are like yours, Tyrone
Me da's the opposite. He's like me, needs to be max comfy w snacks, lights out. Unfortunately me ma likes doing the dishes or vacuuming during kino time so it becomes yelling time.
To better spring into action for when someone touches the thermostat
Lmao this looks like my neighbor. Is his name Jason.
You're dad makes a better door than he does a window.
Nice ass tho, no homo.
Best thread on Cinemaphile right now.
Agreed
SHOW HIM THE TDKR BEST SCENES
The tension is killing me, OP. How is he enjoying it now?
>Stands even when seating is available so we can take action at a moment's notice
Chad dad
My dad died of cancer
Same. His bday woulda been this month.
Same.
His birthday would've been this year.
As opposed to another year?
My dad's still alive, but he smokes two packs a day and I doubt he'll ever quit
My dad rapes me
Are you male or female?
First one then the other~ :pppp
Let's see Paul Allen's inter-sex genitalia
You should frick him back. If you're doing it the hardest then you're raping him.
That's rough, buddies.
I'm sorry for your losses
🙁
Same. Esophageal. Quick and painful. Don't smoke, kids.
>tfw dad dying of cancer
>he left my family when i was still young
>barely heard of him ever since
>not long ago he tried to talk to me but i brushed him off because of this
>when he got to stage 5 i messaged him but he dont ever reply back
his fault for being a c**t and leaving 2 sons and a single mother.
It's not your fault. It's not your fault
Yikes, sorry to hear about your genes bro
tfw 2/4 shitalian, 1/4 moortuguese and even Black
my whole country is doomed you have no idea
Jesus dude don't take it seriously, I'm just giving you shit, you don't have to eat it.
Anon. I hadn't seen my father in 25 years after he left me at 6, but he always wrote to me and sent money over the years despite me ignoring him being pissed off that he left. he came back to the states and I let him re-enter my life 3 years ago talking to me on the phone, I wanted to meet him but he had health problems. We were going to reunite last christmas but he stopped answering his phone. Last month we got the news he died of heart failure.
See him as soon as you can.
My dad died early june due to a brain anueryism. We had his funeral service on father's day. I'm still quite depressed.
i'm sorry anon ;_;
Thank you. I had breakdowns starting a day after the funeral service. I didn't cry until then, I think I was in disbelief. I'm depressed I'll never see him again or hear his voice. He's been cremated and I'm keeping some of his ashes. Some of the ashes have already been scattered in Florida over the ocean, he loved it there.
My condolences, my dear anon.
Holy shit how awful, I'm sorry to hear that anon.
Condolences. I lost a father and a sister to that. Stay healthy anon.
You'll get through this anon <3
My brother died several years back, and he was the person I was closest to in the world. For a while I felt like I could never be happy again, like the depression would never end. But eventually I was able to overcome the terrible darkness, and today I'm doing great, so I just want you to know that there's always hope. If nothing else, try to live your life in such a way to make him proud, make that your goal. And don't beat yourself up when you fail, just keep trying, and you'll keep getting better. I don't know what you believe about life, death, and the meaning of it all, but I hope that you have some kind of hope of being reunited with him again, because you will — even if you believe that death is a void, at least now when it's your turn to enter it you know that you've got someone on the other side who you're joining, so you certainly won't be alone.
F
Sorry bros. Hope you find peace and make your dads' spirits proud.
kek
Sorry for your loss, frens. My dad’s in his mid 70s now, and he’s a kindly old man. I hope he sticks around for a long while,
Sorry to hear this anons. I pray Jesus gives you and your families closeness and consolation.
I'm sorry to hear that, anons. Dads are the best.
F
Same here friend
Car wreck for mine. He left to go get pancake batter for my neice since he always made her blueberry pancakes. Guy in the other lane fell asleep and drifted in to his. The other guy survived.
): Mine too, Three months ago roughly. These pictures make me miss him again. OP: cherish every moment. Give your dad a big hug
there's only 2 reasons men over 40 do this
1. sitting too long hurts their back
2. the moment they sit down, their wife will think they're not busy and ask them to do something or fix some inane thing she just came up with
wise man
ask him if he can make that thang clap
How old is Dad?
kek that dog's expression
CATS COULD BE HERE, he thought
>I've never been in this room before...
>"Bark bark, bark bark bark yipp" (with a leash, you can go anywhere you want)
to be fair, I also had to stand up and pace around during uncut gems
IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGGGGG
>no son pictured
OP is a femoid wtf
breasts now OP
That's not OP that's someone else posting their dad. OP's dad looks different.
Nah we just like to pretend he doesn't exist
>the dilorito family
Noted
fun fact: these are actually all pictures of the same woman
>Pictures of all the daughters
>Not 1 of anon
🙁
Wh-what if Anon is a girl?
Maybe they just have 3 pictures of their favorite child
A GIRL? ON Cinemaphile?
maybe anon is the Dad and asked his daughter to take a pic
Can't be a gril,I'm not nervous.
bullshit
thread makes sense now
it was quite girly
fck roasties
All the "X general" threads are mostly women except the Star Trek one for obvious reasons
I am a girl, we do post here, and no breasts for you incels 😉
Leave
Post breasts, feet, ass, pussy, butthole, armpit, tummy, neck, open mouth, bend behind the knee, and ears NOW!
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Humina humina
Woah. Nice rack.
Ms Dilorito do you have a bf?
MODS how do I delete a picture, it says its "too old"
heh u boutta get doxxed lul
>haha, this'll REALLY get them to hate women
As soon as you pressed post it was over
too late. by the time you read this post, I've already had sex with you.
Nooo don't delete your pic your so loved aha
I’m going to save this pic because of this post. I had no intention of doing so before this. This is what you get for not lurking you stupid wom*n
You dun goofed giving up pictures of you and your sisters, crop better next time I dont want to know what these nerds going to do with them.
shit, too late
swut
rapeee:)
Center?
toenail color?
YWNBAW
Post hand.
Go away 🙁
UHHHH.... BASED DEPARTMENT?
But sadly for you, pic related.
i dont get it? you 007 burger your sister?
Try again it's not that hard
pierced your sisters buns
Sharpie in the pooper
breasts now moron or gtfo
I'm gonna guess south eastern PA, Delco?
I too have a kino bandana
The Delorito familia
Does the family name in cursive act as some sort of ward against his daughters dating blacks?
im legit crying laughing at this and i dont know why
This seems like some sort of bit. Very funny nonetheless.
The Delorito family are cannibals
He's holding in a shit and stinking up the room, isnt he?
he's a big guy
>pics of dads standing in front of the TV watching movies
I think we've found an untapped market here, boys.
>tfw you think about how at one point in time, your dad was just a weird young guy like you are right now
Dad is puttering, he knows that if he sits down he'll watch the whole movie, or even worse, fall asleep during it. So he's determined to stay standing
>Be me, 9 year old kid watching Batman: The Animated Serise
>Dad comes hone from work and stands beside me and starts watching
>Almost the end, Batman is trapped.
>Thrilling.jpeg
>Mom yells at Dad to go get something.
>Hang on, honey! I gotta see how Batman gets out of this one!
>mfw my dad liked cartoons too.
>liked
My bad. He's still around and still likes cartoons. Billy and Mandy is his jam.
Glad to know that.
Btas is basically a noir but for kids so it is acceptable.
god those old cartoons were so comfy
now Batman fricking makes out with Robin instead of Catwoman
I'm puffing up rn
https://twitter.com/BenjaminCrew1/status/1535001099509309440
Doesn't anybody reverse image search anymore?
I dont have a twitter account; I can't see the thread you linked.
Does nitter even work anymore since muskrat made his changes? I was trying to stalk some prostitutes and it just kept saying "user account not found"
it's all broken. at least it's forcing me to not look at porn for hours, which is the only thing twitter was ever good for.
dont ruin the fun anon
>worked
I swear, too many kids on this board that don't know what shitposting is.
>no_fun_allowed.avif
>Why do dads watch movies like this?
Because they are working on other stuff
that explains why /teevee/ is soshite right now, ausWORMS are awake
And you are watching with him. (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
Reminder 30% of Cinemaphile users are women, so about 17 anons in this thread
Currently transitioning, so add one more to that!
stunning and brave
Honey, that might as well be the name of my biography. What about yours?
so courageous! here's your free job position for doing nothing all day + autism bux too
it's actually more like 10% nowadays, but yes, they hop in every now and then to make fun of us
>not understanding the old man / father stances as you get older
you're not gonna make it zoomie
its called aging gracefully and itll happen to you
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:good・ﾟthread
bump
The doritos have very nice breasts
I am cherishing the 10x10 pixels of their rocking cleavage
God dammit I love Cinemaphile
peak dad kino thread
Love to sneak behind him and quickly pull his pants down and when he whips around in shock take his shaft and balls and start stroking them while taking his penis head into my mouth before he can react
Oh my
honestly when I'm really drunk and it's late at night and I'm going back and forth between the kitchen to make drunk snacks and watching kino i stand to the side of the projector and watch sometimes for 5 minutes or more if I'm caught up in the action
I guess I'm officially old now oh well
Template is ready.
History in the making.
Now THIS looks like my Dad.
>"Why won't the fricking tv turn on? God damn it, I'm missing the news! Which one of you kids did this?! Playing your fricking video games on my tv! You broke it!"
>tfw had an argument with my dad at 14 and had the bright idea of breaking my own console in protest
>he told me I'd done a favor to myself and I'll get to spend more time outside
nice goin, dipstick
>DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL SO MUCH! You break the remote!
the first image is going to about dad-ception.
Haha
gold
what movie?
You wouldn't understand.
Unstoppable force vs an immovable object
>he just like me fr
from the moment i opened the thread i was waiting for this
officially /r/Cinemaphile history we did it reddit!!!
>God I wish that were me
>Staaayvun!
>wonky ass table for the tv
>PC in the living room
>playing cards on table
>single coin for magic tricks
>scented candle
LMFAO
This is now a mom thread
This is why you're virgins
>Canyonero
Beep! Beep!
How the frick is she sleeping after all that?
Xanax and wine.
She's has many miles on her
Man, is she passed out drunk in the afternoon WITH a hat on? Man, what a crazy mom.
Do you blame her when her 30 year old son runs her over with his toy every day?
>toy
It's a model
🙂
I wanna date her
Sorry, moms, this one is for dads. You get the next one.
>boss ds1, now thats a distortion, in my times kurt cobain used to...
>When your mom wants to go talk to your band mate alone
hnnngggggg
I remember these photos on Twitter from 5 years ago
Damn dads don't live that long rip
protect your fawtha
this shit is so staged.
it's edited down to a minute, the actual case lasted much longer
does the judge not want some evidence? fricking criminal mastermind making up the perfect sob story
dad it up
Whatever, I can't delete the picture.
I'll stop posting... for now.
Hug your dad right now
unless he's a pro wrestler
or pinhead
this is a very female thread, the particular combination of intrusiveness and giggling at something very unremarkable constitutes the essence of teenage girl humor
>he's not a giggling teenage girl on the inside
ngmi
t.
the prospect is disturbing but I think most of us are in the clear
wanna meet that dad
Needs a shoop with the Chris Watts skull in oil video.
Your dad got no class nor ass.
why do boomers rest their hands on their hips?
it's a dad thing
I hate my father and haven't spoken to him in 15 years.
Cuzzie is on my pc
Please leave the door open anon
I outlived my dad by a country mile. He either committed suicide or there was a drunken accident and his two best friends lied to cover it up. The whole thing is a mess with conflicting stories. I think he was 27 or 28. I'm well beyond that age. It's really weird to think about. I probably wouldn't of liked him at the age he ended at, lol he'd of been a punk kid to me basically at this point
cool blog post. when's the next update?
I hope you've gotten by alright without him
Eventually. Life has a way of working itself out if your willing to work with it
aww be nice to ur dads anons
My dad's favorite kinos
>Casablanca
>Time Bandits
>Pirates of the Caribbean (The first 3)
>Lord of the Rings
What's your dads favorite film?
Mine is Dance with Wolves and Bicentennial Man.
Probably Blazing Saddles. More recently he really liked No Country For Old Men.
reminds me of the guy who just has a wooden bench 30 feet away from his tv
Sex with dads!
>some jerk son making fun of his dad
acquare humility homosexual
People who stand in front of the tv are the worst fricking human beings in existence
>stands while watching a movie
why?
greatest Cinemaphile thread of all time
Came in expecting a bunch of memes about chicken tenders and Chris Watts. Leaving disappointed.
My Dad's favorite movies and TV shows. He's a 67 year old Trump loving New York israelite.
thoughts? He has a weird thing with District 9 too. He says it's the "best worst movie ever" and whenever he's BBQing he'll put on a oven mitt with the tongs and go "uhhhh vickers fookin prawns" and thinks it's hilarious.
Is he Ron Coleman?
Pretty nice list. Just add Magnum P.I. and you'd have my dads.