He's not really done anything for anyone besides destroy free speech on twitter and scam liberals for his fake promises like the hyperloop. He's the classic american crook and criminal archetype
40? How do you come up with 50 dead monkeys? Do you know how bad it is to end up with 60 dead monkeys? 70 dead monkeys is bad, but 80 dead monkeys is unheard of. Elon must be crazy to give something that caused 90 dead monkeys for human testing. What is he expecting to get from giving someone a machine that kills 100 monkeys?
i can't wait until my boss can reward me for attending the groupthink powow by making my brain chip stimulate my serotonin receptors, making me genuinely have feelings of intense love for my job, what a bright future we have in the martian techmines when they can electro-eradicate the human soul.
You can't destroy something that was already broken beyond repair you gay Black person. All he did was make twitter unusable and frankly that's best for everybody.
Twitter addicts are lower than dogshit and deserve the ruination of their website. If you're still using it, you're inflicting torture on yourself and only have yourself to blame.
i can't wait until my boss can reward me for attending the groupthink powow by making my brain chip stimulate my serotonin receptors, making me genuinely have feelings of intense love for my job, what a bright future we have in the martian techmines when they can electro-eradicate the human soul.
>Tell someone to build something >Pay them less than 0.001% of what you own >Take what they make >Say you made it >People think you're a grand genius
Is it that easy?
>destroy free speech on Twitter
Yeah just ignore that Jack Dorsey complied with the FBI and CIA to silence factual news stories because they were going to harm the Biden campaign.
There's nothing deep about it, it's happening in plain fricking sight. The only depth you need to surpass to see this shit is the depth of your fricking eyelids that you refuse to open.
>destroy free speech on Twitter
Yeah just ignore that Jack Dorsey complied with the FBI and CIA to silence factual news stories because they were going to harm the Biden campaign.
he literally only removed the council of liberals that decided who can or can't have a opinion, funny how an ideology that has "liberty" in the name managed one of the world's largest social medias the same way as your average dictatorship
the only correct way of using twitter is just to follow illustrators and select the "I'm not interest in this post" option with everything that isn't a drawing
Not this neither any other episode for me because those greedy buttholes decided to split disney plus into 2 services in my region for some fricking reason
rational people: idk how cool it is im not having a chip in my brain
redditors for some reason: idc how much i want a chip in my brain im not buying from the guy reddit told me to hate this month
>Tell someone to build something >Pay them less than 0.001% of what you own >Take what they make >Say you made it >People think you're a grand genius
Is it that easy?
Weird to think he'd been at least $100 billion richer and still have his reputation intact if he'd just been smart enough to have an intern do all of his social media for him.
Instead, he did it himself, got pissy because he couldn't handle the usual mockery, and bought a company that doesn't have the dense protective layer of tard wranglers that insulate him from the day-to-day operations of his other businesses.
She's female, bro, and a young girl at that
No matter how intellectually superior she pretends to be, she's still prone to groupthink
Remember Reddit ADORED Elon Musk for a few years when it was the commonly approved opinion, then seemingly in an instant all turned on him when HATING him was the commonly approved opinion
Some people just don't have thoughts in they head, they do what everyone tells em to
also don't forget Reddit adored Putin for just as long until the war broke out kek
keeping in mind how cyclical and tired history is, they KNEW he had a bone to pick already and they didn't care until their MKULTRA programming kicked in.
Yeah, I prefer the intellectually superior option of never changing my mind about anything, even in light of new information. Shows how much of a free thinker I am.
Before the twitter thing he was hated by free thinkers for intentionally diverting funds from public transportation to fund his super tube which he knew would not work he just didn't like to public transportation and him wanting to play hero by building a submarine to save some children trapped in a cave only to get angry when officials saved them before him and called one of them a pedophile.
But you're always like that, you types rarely ever change your mind on something despite a lot of evidence that shows harmful things happening because of it, which you not only try to downplay or frame as false, because you simply don't want to be seen in the wrong.
>anon doesn't know the difference between 'changing your mind based on evidence' and 'changing your mind because the collective told you to'
i guess a monkey doesn't care if the banana grows on the tree through a natural biological process, or if good poofs it up there. it only cares that the banana is there. likewise the idiot doesn't care why something happens, it can't conceive or reason or cause, it only cares that it happened
>All those cartoons that framed Muskrat as the world's greatest/smartest billionaire back before he bought Twitter and basically completely murdered it in less then a year wasting 44 billion dollars in the process
he literally only removed the council of liberals that decided who can or can't have a opinion, funny how an ideology that has "liberty" in the name managed one of the world's largest social medias the same way as your average dictatorship
Lisa fangirling over Elon is hilarious considering how cancelled he is by b***hes like her. Suck shit Simpson's writers, your eternal victim just got victimised again.
That before he bought Twitter?
did he invent twitter?
What DID he invent?
he didn't but most famous scientists aren't actual scientists either
>Bill Nye
he is also as big a homosexual as Bill Nye is
Why did people think a kid's show host was a real scientist? Do they think Beakman is real as well?
What did Einstein invent?
Wait till you realize Tesla had underlings doing all his work for him, doesn't mean he didn't invent shit.
einstein wasn't an inventor
Answer the fricking question.
Literally nothing. He isn't even a real founder of any company, he just bought those companies and paid extra for the founder title.
No, it won't.
He's not really done anything for anyone besides destroy free speech on twitter and scam liberals for his fake promises like the hyperloop. He's the classic american crook and criminal archetype
>destroy free speech on twitter
???
Yeah, that was happening BEFORE he bought it.
didn't he just implant a chip into someone's brain?
hes not a surgeon, no
>kills 5 monkeys with brain chip
>”yeah this is good enough to put in a human”
I thought it was more like 40 monkeys that died
40? How do you come up with 50 dead monkeys? Do you know how bad it is to end up with 60 dead monkeys? 70 dead monkeys is bad, but 80 dead monkeys is unheard of. Elon must be crazy to give something that caused 90 dead monkeys for human testing. What is he expecting to get from giving someone a machine that kills 100 monkeys?
>muh 100 dead monkeys
indians on youtube probably clear that in a long weekend. whats the big deal
i can't wait until my boss can reward me for attending the groupthink powow by making my brain chip stimulate my serotonin receptors, making me genuinely have feelings of intense love for my job, what a bright future we have in the martian techmines when they can electro-eradicate the human soul.
He bought the conpany that invented those chips
You can't destroy something that was already broken beyond repair you gay Black person. All he did was make twitter unusable and frankly that's best for everybody.
No, frick you. I loved seeing homies fight and now everything I see on the comments are prostitutes promoting their shitty only fans
Twitter addicts are lower than dogshit and deserve the ruination of their website. If you're still using it, you're inflicting torture on yourself and only have yourself to blame.
bitchhhh!!!! you are here???? the frick, I will kill you you fricking hypocrate
twitter is 4 times worse then /b/ ever was
hes irl lex luthor
>destroy free speech on Twitter
Yeah just ignore that Jack Dorsey complied with the FBI and CIA to silence factual news stories because they were going to harm the Biden campaign.
>muh deep state
Unironically yes. Therr's literal proof of those claims.
There's nothing deep about it, it's happening in plain fricking sight. The only depth you need to surpass to see this shit is the depth of your fricking eyelids that you refuse to open.
the only correct way of using twitter is just to follow illustrators and select the "I'm not interest in this post" option with everything that isn't a drawing
>destroy free speech
how?
Is this episode still up on Disney+?
Not this neither any other episode for me because those greedy buttholes decided to split disney plus into 2 services in my region for some fricking reason
Can confirm it still is.
rational people: idk how cool it is im not having a chip in my brain
redditors for some reason: idc how much i want a chip in my brain im not buying from the guy reddit told me to hate this month
Tesla? More like Edison.
Musk is the modern Edison
He just take something that was already created and convinces everyone that he invented it
I, too, get all my facts from The Oatmeal! Have an upvote, good sir, and praise Nikola Tesla! XD
ok Thomas, whatever you say
That's a hell of a compliment disguised as an insult.
>Tell someone to build something
>Pay them less than 0.001% of what you own
>Take what they make
>Say you made it
>People think you're a grand genius
Is it that easy?
>>Pay them less than 0.001% of what you own
>how much is the burger?
>2 dollar
>ok, heres 2 of my 20 dollar
>YOU HAVE 20 DOLLAR? NO NO SIR NO NO, FOR YOU BURGAH 10 DOLLAH
>implying Elon isnt a CIA plant to undermine the right
Lisa is such a dicksucker.
I don't know why people ever saw this homosexual as anything but a conman.
Weird to think he'd been at least $100 billion richer and still have his reputation intact if he'd just been smart enough to have an intern do all of his social media for him.
Instead, he did it himself, got pissy because he couldn't handle the usual mockery, and bought a company that doesn't have the dense protective layer of tard wranglers that insulate him from the day-to-day operations of his other businesses.
test
Even greater than John B. Goodenou- aww shit
>Lisa: Holy shit its famous mc person can i suck your dick?
why is she like this?
She's female, bro, and a young girl at that
No matter how intellectually superior she pretends to be, she's still prone to groupthink
Remember Reddit ADORED Elon Musk for a few years when it was the commonly approved opinion, then seemingly in an instant all turned on him when HATING him was the commonly approved opinion
Some people just don't have thoughts in they head, they do what everyone tells em to
also don't forget Reddit adored Putin for just as long until the war broke out kek
keeping in mind how cyclical and tired history is, they KNEW he had a bone to pick already and they didn't care until their MKULTRA programming kicked in.
>don't forget Reddit adored Putin for just as long until the war broke out
Wait, what?
Yeah, I prefer the intellectually superior option of never changing my mind about anything, even in light of new information. Shows how much of a free thinker I am.
Before the twitter thing he was hated by free thinkers for intentionally diverting funds from public transportation to fund his super tube which he knew would not work he just didn't like to public transportation and him wanting to play hero by building a submarine to save some children trapped in a cave only to get angry when officials saved them before him and called one of them a pedophile.
But you're always like that, you types rarely ever change your mind on something despite a lot of evidence that shows harmful things happening because of it, which you not only try to downplay or frame as false, because you simply don't want to be seen in the wrong.
>anon doesn't know the difference between 'changing your mind based on evidence' and 'changing your mind because the collective told you to'
i guess a monkey doesn't care if the banana grows on the tree through a natural biological process, or if good poofs it up there. it only cares that the banana is there. likewise the idiot doesn't care why something happens, it can't conceive or reason or cause, it only cares that it happened
why are redditors like this
Ignoring anything about Musk himself, how is it not obvious that including a reference like that to a person that is still alive is a terrible idea?
>All those cartoons that framed Muskrat as the world's greatest/smartest billionaire back before he bought Twitter and basically completely murdered it in less then a year wasting 44 billion dollars in the process
>killed twitter for pocketchange
What a hero.
>murdered twitter
>its exactly the same except you're slightly less likely to get banned
why are tumblr sissies like this?
he literally only removed the council of liberals that decided who can or can't have a opinion, funny how an ideology that has "liberty" in the name managed one of the world's largest social medias the same way as your average dictatorship
I fricking hate nu-Simpsons. Every other episode is just jacking off whatever celebrity is in the spotlight at the moment.
Lisa fangirling over Elon is hilarious considering how cancelled he is by b***hes like her. Suck shit Simpson's writers, your eternal victim just got victimised again.
Any mention of Elon Musk in any media as being anything other than a inheritance wealthy fedoracore homosexual with a drug problem prepaid shilling.