>Daddy, I want a pony!
Your response?
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>Daddy, I want a pony!
>Daddy, I want a pony!
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>I call upon all the squirrels in the surrounding area to tear Veruca to shreds
This shit still makes me laugh!
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If you my dear .... you shall get your pony. From your daddy, dearest.
>*whip out phone*
>so a pony is around $2000 and $1200 a year for everything. if you can make that amount of money you'll can buy one
No, daughter. I know you want to be gaped by horse wiener but you are not old enough yet.
Yeah little baby, we rich as hell, let’s both get ponies.
NO. Now get your Tim Curry lookin ass outta here.
>Your response?
I wouldn't have a daughter.
You be content with fricking the golden retriever I got you, or else I’ll send you to that abusive lesbian boarding school we saw in 60 minutes!!
>all female school
is this actually such a bad idea? isn’t it good for your daughter to avoid a normal school so she won’t grow up to be a bawd or lose her virginity as young as teens usually do?
>won’t grow up to be a bawd or lose her virginity
>at an all girls school
You are out of your fricking mind if you think that won't happen
how?
the janitor
the only thing you should be riding is BBC
Mongrels legislation
sure whatever, frick you. I'm rich as frick b***h.
>uber billionaires that can gift their daughter a pony on a whim
>somehow only have one child
In fact, why are all the ticket winners only children?
Children don't pay taxes so they can inherit the factory
only children eat candy.
Though there was one man who got a ticket but the prize was visit to a factory so he sold it to one of the kids for a blowjob.
Why do you need a pony when you can ride daddy?
I imagine girls this spoiled have an incestuous relationship with their father. I cannot fault them for quoting such a high price for their services.
how's about you pony up the money for it, we are BROKE, you hear me BROKE!
No, sweetie. Horse girls grow up to be weirdos. How about a b***hin’ dirt bike instead?
every girl I've known into horses was fricking outrageously sexy
This. I respect a girl's love for her horse. It's just a part of nature. It's like how a man will always have a better emotional relationship with his dog than his woman. It's just the way we're made.
something about their animal companionship turns them into an ideal woman, I would wager an ungodly sum of money that the thing that's wrong with modern women, is they didn't have a horsebro.
Horse ownership teaches women how to co-operate with something that is physically stronger than her, how to operate in a relationship where they don't hold all the reigns (as it were) which teaches them a lot about human relationships
>sure princess, but we’re getting you a FEMALE pony this time. And won’t have any more of that fiddle faddle business
i'm a horse girl myself (trans)
Sure, honey but first you have to make the white stuff come out again.