Dagon (2001)

I can fix her.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can fix me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No need. She's perfect.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that Anna Faris?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Christina Ricci and Winona Ryder too.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the movie Resident Evil 4 ripped off?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The influence was openly acknowledged by RE's developers I think

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >openly acknowledged by RE's developers
        >I think
        Well, which is it?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most likely officially otherwise a lawsuit could happen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've always referenced movies they liked in their games. It's only the small indie drama queens who complained.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ending sequence with the jetski was a 1:1 copy of deep rising

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am not a "fishfricker", alright? I have relationships with human women...and sex with my deep one half-sister

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knock knock, Paul. This means you're a fish fricker.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This quality of costume, lighting and film? In the 2000s? How?! It has a classic look of an earlier time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stuart Gordon made his bones working on films in the 80s and never bothered to change his style. It was better this way.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s already perfect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So weird. I had never heard of this until yesterday and now there's a thread about it...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb frick zoomer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didn’t exist until you heard about it. Quantum entanglement.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's beautiful and has a weirdass name i cant pronounce
    also she does that lispy spanish accent

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ma-ca-re-na, you know, like the fricking song

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont want to fix her

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fix what? This is peak female performance
    >wants to reproduce
    >wants to commit to a relationship

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, she can fix YOU.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only good adaption of Lovecraft prove me wrong

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about that new one with Nic Cage in it, The Color Out of Space?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The llamas?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it misses the point of the story in a critical way but I enjoyed it for what it was

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know I can't. I like Reanimator and From Beyond, but they're only vaguely based on Lovecraft stories.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who Goes There was not a Lovecraft story

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of those horror movies i randomly rented from the video store with my dad as a kid. turned out to be one of the better ones.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actress is anti-feminist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >“It's not that I don't like radical feminism, what I don't like are women who think all men are stupid. The woman needs the man, I need the men around me. I do not underestimate them or build them out of hate. We are the same as men, but we cannot degrade or denigrate them”, adds the actress, who assures that feminism is being “forced” and that there is a certain “hate speech towards men” by a sector of feminism.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          B A S E D
          A
          S
          E
          D

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's a keeper.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sadly the actress aged like the finest milk in the hottest summer sun.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The trick is to put a baby or two in her when she's super cute like when the movie was filmed and then just accept that the two of you will age together.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spanish radical feminist are beyond moronic tho, so they made most women hating nu-feminism. And that's a good thing!

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post THE webm.
    I need to fall in love with her again (still am)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thought I had it saved, hope someone will post it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best I can do is youtube

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NONONONONNONON PLEASE GOD NO, SEXY SQUID MONSTER WITH HUGE breasts AND A BANGING BODY WE CANT DO THIS PLEASE GOD NO! YOURE SLIGHTLY SOMEWHAT RELATED TO ME ARBITRARILY PLEASE OH GOD STOP!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I
    WILL NOT FERTILIZE THE FISH EGGS
    I WILL NOT BE MADE INTO A SEX SLAVE
    BY A FISH WOMAN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FISH WOMAN
      she has tentacles, so octopus or kalamari woman

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can save her.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is literally me

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad there's one good Shadow Over Innsmouth-ispired adaptation. I watched picrel three days ago and I'm still pissed at how bad it was. The vidya was good too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres a japanese lovecraft anthology made with stop motion that's pretty creepy. might be the best HPL adaptation out there

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do that Macarena

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