She was way better than the boring ass husband + the other female main character
And she also did literally nothing wrong when the husband character is a massive beta
Glad she ended the season well.
>younger hotter woman attracts her man >implying
She's so cute.
she's in the spanish hbo show 30 Coins which is pretty fun. she plays a wife that goes yandere when a younger hotter woman attracts her man
Gonna watch it, just for her.
h-how do i get a squid girl gf?
Go to some backwater shithole and hope you find some cultist or what not.
>Why the frick does her face looks so fake like it's CGI or straight up some plastic mold
It's because she's not blinking. She's acting like some kinda automaton, which causes your instincts to kick in. You can trigger the uncanny valley phenomena with mannerisms alone.
>Why the frick does her face looks so fake like it's CGI or straight up some plastic mold
Because she's Spanish. Have you ever seen an actual female Spaniard? They look like literal ghouls as they age. Just look at Dafne Keen.
He was such a pussy for bolting when he saw the tentacle legs. Great movie btw. I live near the coast and like to watch Dagon during tropical storms for maximum atmospheric immersion.
She was way better than the boring ass husband + the other female main character
And she also did literally nothing wrong when the husband character is a massive beta
Glad she ended the season well.
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She's so cute.
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Gonna watch it, just for her.
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Go to some backwater shithole and hope you find some cultist or what not.
This is her now, and what
>Why the frick does her face looks so fake like it's CGI or straight up some plastic mold
Because she's Spanish. Have you ever seen an actual female Spaniard? They look like literal ghouls as they age. Just look at Dafne Keen.
said is right. They really do look drained with age.
This is just sad. It's like her face just dropped an entire inch down from her head. Like a wizard stole her face and then didn't quite put it back the right height. She looks like some sort of Dark Gnome, who hides in tunnels from humans. Her feet are disgusting and have ultra bunions.
I think this phenotype is caused by centuries of genetic inbreeding & race mixing from Moor invaders. The Spaniards of old were always extremely horny deviants who fricked anything that moved, a trait they still carry to this day. When people think of attractive latinas, they think of those from the Americas specifically. Woman from Spain are pretty gross & look like haploid mutts.
If she put them to good use and tickled my prostate whilst I slammed her I wouldn't even mind the tentacles with a face as cute as hers
I'd nut like a waterjet cutter right in her octopussy
no its not the. its a spanish sitcom. basically the whole shit happen in a apartment building on outskirts of the city basically middle class families and the shit that happen to them and so on. She live there with her husband. its very chill show with great characters.
There is episode where her and her hubby go into poly relationship with a hot masseur.
>literally Cinemaphile the character >love spain and the king >hate commies >hate niggs camel riders and migrants >massive coomer >hate gaygs >absolute autist >etc.
It went woke after season 4 or so.
It's actually absolute garbage now and this is coming from a Spaniard that loved the first seasons as well as Aqui no hay quien viva.
Because I still can't figure out what the frick he meant and was hoping he'd respond to what I posted and I could figure out more about what he was saying.
He’s a moron zoomer who only knows lovecrafts cats name and has never read lovecrafts stories. That’s the kind of dipshit you’re pandering to.
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Anonymous
>pandering to
I was, to the best I could decipher, intentionally filling the request incorrectly to provoke a response.
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Anonymous
>and has never read lovecrafts stories
Not who you're responding to, but that's most people who think they know "Lovecraftian." Much of what people interpret as Lovecraftian is actually influenced more by the games, comics, and books that came after his death.
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Anonymous
'What does not kek, can eternal lie.
For with strange eons, even memes may die.'
>one of the best Lovecraft adaptations
the only good one unless you count movies like alien which are basically the opening plot of Mountains of Madness
The hpl historical society films are pretty good. I love their Call of Cthulhu, and Whisperer in Darkness is fun despite departing from the original story at the end.
I remember watching Dagon on the sci fi channel in the mid 00s. The ending of that movie was so good with the protagonist drifting away into the endless void of the ocean with that music playing. I dont know why but that scene still fascinates me its what got me into Lovecraft.
He was such a pussy for bolting when he saw the tentacle legs. Great movie btw. I live near the coast and like to watch Dagon during tropical storms for maximum atmospheric immersion.
Frick Dagon
Yes!
She's so cute.
Gonna watch it, just for her.
Go to some backwater shithole and hope you find some cultist or what not.
She nailed the 'sit there and look nutty while being hot' role. Good movie though. Was the best Resident Evil movie we never got.
Why the frick does her face looks so fake like it's CGI or straight up some plastic mold
I think it's suppose to look unnatural. The same reason she doesn't blink.
>Why the frick does her face looks so fake like it's CGI or straight up some plastic mold
It's because she's not blinking. She's acting like some kinda automaton, which causes your instincts to kick in. You can trigger the uncanny valley phenomena with mannerisms alone.
>Why the frick does her face looks so fake like it's CGI or straight up some plastic mold
Because she's Spanish. Have you ever seen an actual female Spaniard? They look like literal ghouls as they age. Just look at Dafne Keen.
Is there a single country where women age we?
Well* my bad.
Japan
He was such a pussy for bolting when he saw the tentacle legs. Great movie btw. I live near the coast and like to watch Dagon during tropical storms for maximum atmospheric immersion.
she's in the spanish hbo show 30 Coins which is pretty fun. she plays a wife that goes yandere when a younger hotter woman attracts her man
She was way better than the boring ass husband + the other female main character
And she also did literally nothing wrong when the husband character is a massive beta
Glad she ended the season well.
>younger hotter woman attracts her man
>implying
agree. paco is like a windvane just blown around with no agency. can't wait for her to be the villain next season
>wouldn't frick a hentai fish waifu
what a gay. ngmi
This is her now, and what
said is right. They really do look drained with age.
This is just sad. It's like her face just dropped an entire inch down from her head. Like a wizard stole her face and then didn't quite put it back the right height. She looks like some sort of Dark Gnome, who hides in tunnels from humans. Her feet are disgusting and have ultra bunions.
I think this phenotype is caused by centuries of genetic inbreeding & race mixing from Moor invaders. The Spaniards of old were always extremely horny deviants who fricked anything that moved, a trait they still carry to this day. When people think of attractive latinas, they think of those from the Americas specifically. Woman from Spain are pretty gross & look like haploid mutts.
i like that phenotype the eyes specifically
She's turning into Christine Chubbuck.
Would.
I need to see a laineyball made from this ugly mug
Great now she can play a psychotic ganado villager in the Resident Evil 4 movie.
If she put them to good use and tickled my prostate whilst I slammed her I wouldn't even mind the tentacles with a face as cute as hers
I'd nut like a waterjet cutter right in her octopussy
Is this the same thing or uhhh
different shows
no its not the. its a spanish sitcom. basically the whole shit happen in a apartment building on outskirts of the city basically middle class families and the shit that happen to them and so on. She live there with her husband. its very chill show with great characters.
There is episode where her and her hubby go into poly relationship with a hot masseur.
Why do spanish people look like buttholes?
h-how do i get a squid girl gf?
dagon
>Just watch this true KINO starting her plebs
>Actually funny sitcom
>And almost every character is based
based on who?
>literally Cinemaphile the character
>love spain and the king
>hate commies
>hate niggs camel riders and migrants
>massive coomer
>hate gaygs
>absolute autist
>etc.
>For me its Amador
>That episode where him and his moronic cripple brother who want to be a DJ made a Gangnam Style parody and its was a banger
Show is great but you need really good translation or to know spanish to fully enjoy it because it has a lot of slang and idioms
It went woke after season 4 or so.
It's actually absolute garbage now and this is coming from a Spaniard that loved the first seasons as well as Aqui no hay quien viva.
Daaaago.
D-aaaaaagoooo.
Dago D-aaagooo Da.
Dago wop grease cover me home.
How is it that I think she’s weird looking and hot at the same time?
a lethal combination
I thought this b***h was Anna Farris how disappoint
someone add ""negger" to it
Weird request, but here you go.
Why feed the moronic zoomers? sad.
Because I still can't figure out what the frick he meant and was hoping he'd respond to what I posted and I could figure out more about what he was saying.
He’s a moron zoomer who only knows lovecrafts cats name and has never read lovecrafts stories. That’s the kind of dipshit you’re pandering to.
>pandering to
I was, to the best I could decipher, intentionally filling the request incorrectly to provoke a response.
>and has never read lovecrafts stories
Not who you're responding to, but that's most people who think they know "Lovecraftian." Much of what people interpret as Lovecraftian is actually influenced more by the games, comics, and books that came after his death.
'What does not kek, can eternal lie.
For with strange eons, even memes may die.'
>Dagon
good movie, and surely one of the best Lovecraft adaptations, although sadly it doesn't have much competition in that regard
>one of the best Lovecraft adaptations
the only good one unless you count movies like alien which are basically the opening plot of Mountains of Madness
Re-animator is great
oh shit, yeah it is. from beyond is ok too. forgot about those, so that brings it up to 3.
The hpl historical society films are pretty good. I love their Call of Cthulhu, and Whisperer in Darkness is fun despite departing from the original story at the end.
i'll have to check them out. their radio show versions are 10/10. charles dexter ward was amazingly kino
Every dream is a wish!
It's like a more based version of the Little Mermaid.
Is this movie a meme on Cinemaphile or something? For years, I thought I was the only one who knew about it.
it's kino. Also somebody made 100+ threads with the prompt "why aren't there any lovecraftian films" so Dagon gets brought up a lot.
I remember watching Dagon on the sci fi channel in the mid 00s. The ending of that movie was so good with the protagonist drifting away into the endless void of the ocean with that music playing. I dont know why but that scene still fascinates me its what got me into Lovecraft.
Movie is literally RE4 but fish Spaniards.
The wife had nice booba
Any other abandoned coastal village kino like this and that Antropophagus one?
>tfw rushing dagon and lvling it up as support
zap