Cleaner directed by Martin Campbell (Goldeneye, Casino Royale)
>The timely action-thriller, set in present-day London, will see radical activists take over an energy company’s annual gala at the Shard – the tallest skyscraper in Western Europe – seizing 300 hostages in order to expose the corruption of the hosts. Their just cause is hijacked by a zealous extremist within their ranks, who is ready to murder everyone in the building to send his anarchic message to the world. It falls to an ex-soldier turned window cleaner, Joey Locke (Daisy Ridley) – suspended 90 stories up on the outside of the building – to save those trapped inside and take down the killers, whilst also finding a way to bring the corrupt energy moguls to justice.
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Cute
she looks hot for the first time.
Just noticed she could play a very good Catwoman if she was a better actress
She looks a lot like Arkham's Selina
Unironically, would not watch a movie that was advertised as a Daisy Riddley movie. Full stop.
Would prefer this and that other her movie over destroying Star Wars even more with another Ray movie.
>an ex-soldier turned window cleaner (Daisy Ridley)
this sounds Stephen Seagal tier
Stephen Seagal turned it down.
Apparently the role required more than 5 minutes of walking and standing.
I heard the whole reason it was framed as a window cleaner was so he had an excuse for being hoisted everywhere
>Just hijacker's hijack is hijacked by bad hijackers
>female ex-soldier (lol)
Then you added Daisy Ridley. Why does anyone act suprised when everything bombs in the box office?
Daisy kino is back on the menu
Martin Campbell's still fricking working?
Nice
>ex-soldier turned cleaner
>Joey Locke
I fricking guarantee the script was written for a man but the British media wouldn't stand for it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleaner_(upcoming_film)#Cast
>also starring Clive Owen
Now I know this is gonna be kino
bottom-of-the-barrelywood
here's the proper nu-tagline:
WHITE WOMAN DONS OVERALLS AND OUT OF NOWHERE WILLINGLY SACRIFICES HERSELF FOR DIVERSITY, ALTRUISM, AND ABORTION
She can actually be quite pretty at times. That is a really fetching profile. Good for her.
>the Shard – the tallest skyscraper in Western Europe
So a normal sized building
>It falls to an ex-soldier turned window cleaner, Joey Locke (Daisy Ridley)
Suspension of disbelief = broken
Is there any nudity?
Yes. Clive Owen spends the entire film with his wiener out as a political statement
Only in clothing optional cinemas
>their just cause
>ex-soldier turned window cleaner, Joey Locke
>whilst also finding a way to bring the corrupt energy moguls to justice.
It's almost like they purposfully pick the things that made Die Hard great and do the exact opposite
>daisy ridley enters the jean claude van damme era of her career
that was fast.
Christ she looks like she's going chemotherapy
>an ex-soldier turned window cleaner
Will there be a scene where she sprays Windex into the vilains eyes? Can't think of a good one liner for this
>are you seeing clearly now?
>a streak free shine, every time!
>Looks like your streak comes to an end!
>may the foam be with you
>oh you wanna see my ID?
*squirts into eyes*
>read it and weep!
>Looks like I missed a spot!
>*squiirt!*
>what happens when spay windex on a toad?
>*sprays
>same thing that happens to anything that you spray with windex
>So much for your 'clean' getaway
>You're a dirty boy aren't you? Let me clean you up
[violently jerk offs until Windex squirts out of her vegana]
>I used to be in Star Wars, you know?
>B-but who are you?
>*SQUIRT*
>Call me Mrs Clean
yippeeee ki yay! dad fricker
how much money does Hollywood need to lose before they rediscover that female action leads are box office poison
How do I get a pixiecut Daisy gf.
Get a regular Daisy gf and cut her hair
wow this is the only time I've ever seen her as attractive
>an ex-soldier turned window cleaner
Good look for her, she needs to do bong tv and movies for a while. Disney will destroy her
c u t e
>Their just cause is hijacked by a zealous extremist within their ranks, who is ready to murder everyone in the building to send his anarchic message to the world. It falls to an ex-soldier turned window cleaner, Joey Locke (Daisy Ridley) – suspended 90 stories up on the outside of the building – to save those trapped inside and take down the killers, whilst also finding a way to bring the corrupt energy moguls to justice.
You can't bring those people to justice. Violence is the only way.
Doesn't sound very good, and the terrorists sound moronic. But I like Goldeneye and Daisy so...
lickable pits and sternum
>It falls to an ex-soldier turned window cleaner
*she reaches her hand down onto the floor to taste the spilled liquid*
>it's semen!!
Is Daisy cute?
Yes
But she's also incredibly facefrickable and made for anal
>But
Those things aren't exclusive though.
She's extremely cute.
the last Martin Campbell film I watched was Green Lantern.
It's a travesty that Campbell didn't become a recurring Bond director like Terrence Young, Guy Hamilton, or John Glenn, and is instead doing shit like this.
he was offered but he wasn't interested
he only likes reinventing the character
he is interested in doing the next bond though
https://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/articles/bond-26-director-martin-campbell-open-to-returning?id=04917
and he's bloody 80 now
He has been offered to direct every James Bond film since Goldeneye, but only accepted Casino Royale as it introduced a new Bond.
>their just cause
cant help themselves with their propaganda. basically saying they think its ok to take over building, kidnap and so on for their eco terrorists and its just one meanie that hijacked their noble cause.
>Energy Company
Royal Dutch Shell or some other oil company, obviously, and not any of the wind power companies.
>Ex-soldier turned window cleaner
Ah yes, the female action hero who works in a "menial" job that nobody respects
>Anarchic message
NO YOU CANNOT TROUBLE THE EXISTING POWER STRUCTURE YOU NAZI
This movie sounds woke as shit. That's without the flaw of trying to run two simultaneous plots in a 90 minute movie, the poor choice of location, and the contradiction of the antagonists being hostage-takers but not all being killers because they're supposed to be anti-villains.
What model are you using that draws her face so well? It would work well for some Ninjartist-style fakes.
looks like midjourney
Fairly sure it's bing
holy FRICK
Only other one I saved
This is why we need VR
I need to operate with cute tomgirls
I'd clean er
Kinda looking a bit like Moner. I will allow her to be in my spank bank
I can’t wait for 3 more daisy reacts faces
>she got married in January
it's fricking over, Daisybros
>Their just cause is hijacked by a zealous extremist within their ranks
>whilst also finding a way to bring the corrupt energy moguls to justice
So you take a movie where the everyman does the extraordinary, turn it into a cliched hiddenn badass stereotype, then add some moral lecturing to the mix, and finish with a dash of dindus being spoiled by a few bad apples?
That's not Die Hard. That's not even a Steven Seagal knock off.
>Martin Campbell
suddenly interested
also he's fricking ooold now
wonder if he'll do the next bond reboot
also wtf daisy actually looks attractive now
>also wtf daisy actually looks attractive now
She always was
no, she looked like a xenomorph before with a giant fivehead
she'd be perfect as joanna dark
I really hope that new Perfect Dark game doesn't come out.
In a perfect world it'd literally just be Deus Ex with more Bond flavour
But it'll just be a walking simulator intended to demoralize and destroy western society
I don't care, I still want to see what they do with it
it can't be worse than perfect dark zero
She's cat
She's a sexy cat
And she dance dance dance
And she dance dance dance
hope she does squats again for this new movie because in the last movie she had no ass and looked like she weighed 30 pounds.
>looks and dresses like a hotter version of my ex from HS
ffffuuUUUUCCKKK
>will see radical activists take over an energy company’s annual gala
>Their just cause is hijacked by a zealous extremist within their ranks, who is ready to murder everyone in the building to send his anarchic message to the world.
translated:
>yes we know lefties are the most likely ones crazy and evil enough to commit terrorism but we can't show that so the real REAL bad guy is actually a guy who betrays them because he doesn't believe leftist things and is an apolitical (possibly rightwing) anarchist
It's the same song and dance as "okay yeah sure uhh lefties may have burned down south Minneapolis and St Paul BUT the fires were ACTUALLY started by a disguised cop neonazi". Pure cowardice.