Pretty sure the only genuinely decent opinion on these movies was Rich because from the beginning he was just throwing his hands in the air and saying frick it. Might be remembering wrong. At the very least Mike and Jay should be shamed for life for considering TFA a good film, let alone a redeeming Star Wars film.
Rich probably said what Mike was internally thinking out loud- 'At the end of the day, it was a competent movie, which after the mess that was the prequels was all it needed to be'- but Mike was just excited at the possibility that it could be good Star Wars again since he thought that would always get more money and a chance to be great again compared to Star Trek.
I think Rich being a gamer nerd ironically helps him not get as worked up about movie franchises selling out and going down the shitter, he's well used to it in the Cinemaphile field of things. Mike by comparison (at that time) still had hope for shit.
They have to rely on unflattering impressions because they had no counterarguments to the points the fanboys were making. All they could do was repeat the points back in a dorky lisp and insist the next movie would tie everything together.
Daisy Ridley was an awful casting choice and contributed heavily to how shit the sequels were. She's a decent tv actress at best and nowhere near good enough to carry a movie trilogy as big as this.
List them then. She was the main character and the right person in the role makes a hell of a difference. George Lucas at least got his casting right in the OT which makes up a lot for the child level storytelling and dialogue.
the biggest one is obviously going into making a massive sequel trilogy without any sort of plot outline or plan for the whole thing. i dont believe better casting would have made a difference. i wouldve cut the Black person before daisy 2bh, poe is also a useless character
"star wars was saved in editing" - mike stoklasa
"daisy ridley is charismatic as hell" - jay bauman
"solo: a star wars story was the best star wars movie since return of the jedi" - rich evans
"I fricking love MovieBlob" - Jack Packard"
"Should be, should be" - "The Wizard" thoughts on if Harvey Weinstein should be in jail.
Star Wars was saved in editing and I'm tired of pretending just because it's a common redditor factoid to bring that we have to say it's wrong.
George Lucas is unironically a hack. No amount of cope, no amount of how god awful the Sequels and Disney and modern Lucasfilm are take a single point away from Lucas being a moron that had to get bailed out time after time after time from his own stupid decisions.
It's an absolute brainlet meme that falls apart of you think about if for more than five seconds, let alone if you have any knowledge of the production on Star Wars.
It's a "that sounds good when you say it so I'll repeat it" reddit factoid. On the same tier as "nazis had skin lampshades and rollercoasters that sent israelites into ovens"
(You) are a moronic homosexual and I'm tired of pretending just because it's common reddit etiquette not to use those words that we have to say it's wrong.
I don't even care about Star Wars anymore, buy it's moronic to say the man whose imagination and dedication made Star Wars and all the things that are iconic to this day, is a hack just because someone helped him trim the fat off the whole thing by reorganizing some scenes. >B-but the Youtubers said-
(You) are a moronic homosexual that is incapable of nuance or any proper thinking, you need others to tell you contrarian "smart takedowns" of popular things to see successful and creative people torn down and painted as total hacks just because they made some mistakes. Why? Because, again, (You) are a moronic homosexual.
>star wars fans hate episode 7 >"So episode 7 is a great movie and star wars fans are all stupid misogynists" >Star wars fans and normies alike universally hate episode 8 >"So I'm going to melt down all of my manchild toys because this entire sequel trilogy is terrible"
What did they mean by this?
The real mystery box is why anyone still takes these guys' opinions seriously after this.
Remember when they did their RoS review and it was in a dark room because they were so utterly humiliated they couldn't even do their little skit? Didn't even give it a recommend or not, they knew their limitations as reviewers was exposed.
>Remember when they did their RoS review and it was in a dark room because they were so utterly humiliated they couldn't even do their little skit?
What? Why would they be humiliated? >Didn't even give it a recommend or not, they knew their limitations as reviewers was exposed.
The entire review is a testament to them not liking the movie
>garbage movies so bad even being an "ironic bad comedy" didnt saved it to be watchable showing they know nothing about movies >gets overly triggered by cheap shlock like sandler or willis because its easy targets and wont get cancelled for doing it >they straigh up avoid talking about disney so to not get cancelled or be exposed as shills now >angry at nerds for not liking shit products and not virtue signaling with them >mike and rich make fun of comic and star wars fans for liking world building but sperg out over star trek for much less >rich straigh up is a dumb c**t and a despicable butthole as shown in his flopped games show where he wasnt being bullied non stop, also knows nothing about games or comics but fakes to >jay gets triggered if new movies arent straigh up copies of the original, j.j. style, and gives a pass for disney trash >straigh up gets triggered and tries to defend disney wars at all costs, even showing anger when nobody else liked mary sue or what happened to luke >praises marvel and thinks its goot to have macdonalds movies ("it has beginning and end so movie good") >virtue signal and sjwgays at every single movie for non-issues even though the poser fakes to lilke horror movies
Jay is an obvious closeted nounce trying too hard to virtue signal, Mike is a poser autist moron who gets triggered at nothing but tries to bully strangers for caring about nerd things either way. Their only quality is their editing hiding their cringeness so we get invading plebbitors still sucking their wieners even today
>Abrams based his script on their shlock >they cant even shit on it right since they were shilling it beforehand
Theres a reason only femcels care for them, theyre hacks
THIS
they were at least watchable as "pure comedy" if you get theyre hacks but recently not even that
>Its another Cinemaphile episode where they have an encyclopedic knowledge of every RLM video but still claim they hate it
>basement dwellers can't pick up sarcasm
Theyre called opinions gay, they are an opinion based show. Also having one opinion does not negate another
>defending homosexualry
Post your breasts and pussy or leave, samegay femcel, dont forget timestamp
"star wars was saved in editing" - mike stoklasa
"daisy ridley is charismatic as hell" - jay bauman
"solo: a star wars story was the best star wars movie since return of the jedi" - rich evans
"I fricking love MovieBlob" - Jack Packard"
"Should be, should be" - "The Wizard" thoughts on if Harvey Weinstein should be in jail.
/thread
>star wars fans hate episode 7 >"So episode 7 is a great movie and star wars fans are all stupid misogynists" >Star wars fans and normies alike universally hate episode 8 >"So I'm going to melt down all of my manchild toys because this entire sequel trilogy is terrible"
What did they mean by this?
jay is such a fricking moronic piece of shit
hey jay if you're reading this fricking have a nice day, you're tasteless and your pretend to be a hipster even though all you like is popular shit
die
die
die
I know everyone's already dumping on Daisy Ridley, so I might as well. Her performances in those 3 movies were pretty bad, she didn't come off as "charismatic", just bland with the overdone stock "woman with a British accent in a sci-fi movie" performance that has permeated the genre for years. Writing aside she just didn't come across as likeable or engaging, no matter how many times she said "LEWK SKYWOUKAH" in a voice louder then the scene suggested.
>RLM go into autistic-level analysis of the prequels; being critical at every turn >goes FAR more lax on the sequels and even goes as far to say they don't have a good/bad verdict
>creates hyper-negative prequel videos when a 90 minute review of a movie was seen as a crazy novelty >half-asses the sequel videos when YouTube was consisting of 800 2 hour long hyper-negative reviews of the movies
Theres also just so much more to say about the prequels. How they got made, how George funded the whole thing, his vision for it, how he went fully digital and greenscreen, the anticipation and reactions of fanboys, the aftermath etc. Sequel trilogy is a cash grab that made some bad casting decisions and worse directing ones. Not much to discuss
>RLM go into autistic-level analysis of the prequels
Was it really? Most of the criticisms are variations of bad screenwriting and soulless production.
Its too bad Reys outfit is pretty bland and asexual. Based George had e-girl Natalie in crazy outfits and that fricking skin tight white suit. Just as good as Slave Leia imo. We wont have girls dressing as Rey anymore though..
Reminder they have recommended every single MCU movie, all 30+ of them. Even with true cinematic abominations like The Last Jedi and the skywalker whatever one, they didn't dare to not recommend them. Look up those reviews, they're disney shills through and through.
he should unironically never be able to live that down
he didn't even just say that it was part of a whole thing where he was saying that haters can 'say whatever they want, they're morons, cos... '
He literally does say that, but not in a review for one of the Star Wars sequels, I believe
i thought he said it in the ros review but that she seemed checked out in that one
It's in the Rogue One HITB vid, when comparing "boring" Felicity Jones to "charismatic as hell" Daisy Ridley.
felicity was boring and dull though but so was everything else about that movie. it was on tv a while back and i seriously couldnt sit through it
Here
?t=385
He’s a Shapiro in fat’s clothing.
I like her and even I know shed be insufferable if I didn't want to frick her.
>It was everything I wanted it to be and more
>mike after the painting in his attic gets slashed up
Pretty sure the only genuinely decent opinion on these movies was Rich because from the beginning he was just throwing his hands in the air and saying frick it. Might be remembering wrong. At the very least Mike and Jay should be shamed for life for considering TFA a good film, let alone a redeeming Star Wars film.
Rich probably said what Mike was internally thinking out loud- 'At the end of the day, it was a competent movie, which after the mess that was the prequels was all it needed to be'- but Mike was just excited at the possibility that it could be good Star Wars again since he thought that would always get more money and a chance to be great again compared to Star Trek.
I think Rich being a gamer nerd ironically helps him not get as worked up about movie franchises selling out and going down the shitter, he's well used to it in the Cinemaphile field of things. Mike by comparison (at that time) still had hope for shit.
that's why she's now the most in demand actor in Tinseltown! Imagine landing a leading role as Skywalker Girl™
This sole statement comprises his integrity as a critic
She was though
she's just generic white girl disney princess
As opposed to what? Name 3 good action adventure heroes played by a woman
Aliens
Tomb Raider
Wonder Woman
swap the capeshit for Terminator 2
Underworld
The fifth element
Terminator 2
>Tomb Raider
>Wonder Woman
>implying Jolie Tomb Raider isn't early 00s schlockino
Stupid zoomer Tomb Raider was charismatic as hell
Read between the lines. He was commenting on her elegant chest.
"charismatic" = he wanks to her so much he knew of her appearance as a naked stunt double in CSI
I wanna taken by Xeno Daisy
"acting"
AYE BIPASSSEED THE CUMPRESSAARRR
>it's another "Jay/Rich does their internet nerd impression while Mike visibly cringes" episode
They have to rely on unflattering impressions because they had no counterarguments to the points the fanboys were making. All they could do was repeat the points back in a dorky lisp and insist the next movie would tie everything together.
>and insist the next movie would tie everything together.
They didn't do that
She is unironically hot though, god I want to frick her while she's dressed up as Rei
>basement dwellers can't pick up sarcasm
He wasn't being sarcastic. Jay isn't infallible
>autist picks up sarcasm when there is none
Daisy Ridley was an awful casting choice and contributed heavily to how shit the sequels were. She's a decent tv actress at best and nowhere near good enough to carry a movie trilogy as big as this.
theres plenty of reasons why the sequels are shit and daisy ridley barely makes the top 10
List them then. She was the main character and the right person in the role makes a hell of a difference. George Lucas at least got his casting right in the OT which makes up a lot for the child level storytelling and dialogue.
the biggest one is obviously going into making a massive sequel trilogy without any sort of plot outline or plan for the whole thing. i dont believe better casting would have made a difference. i wouldve cut the Black person before daisy 2bh, poe is also a useless character
daisy is cute as heck
she's a strong 4/10
incorrect but to each their own i always say
He said “that movie” meaning episode 7, which I think is arguable. She completely loses any charm of her character in 8 and 9 but in 7 she was decent.
I'd pound this little moron's bussy raw.
"star wars was saved in editing" - mike stoklasa
"daisy ridley is charismatic as hell" - jay bauman
"solo: a star wars story was the best star wars movie since return of the jedi" - rich evans
"I fricking love MovieBlob" - Jack Packard"
"Should be, should be" - "The Wizard" thoughts on if Harvey Weinstein should be in jail.
Theyre called opinions gay, they are an opinion based show. Also having one opinion does not negate another
>"I fricking love MovieBlob" - Jack Packard
did he really
>solo: a star wars story was the best star wars movie since return of the jedi
This one is true tho.
Star Wars was saved in editing and I'm tired of pretending just because it's a common redditor factoid to bring that we have to say it's wrong.
George Lucas is unironically a hack. No amount of cope, no amount of how god awful the Sequels and Disney and modern Lucasfilm are take a single point away from Lucas being a moron that had to get bailed out time after time after time from his own stupid decisions.
Oh like you're doing now?
It's an absolute brainlet meme that falls apart of you think about if for more than five seconds, let alone if you have any knowledge of the production on Star Wars.
It's a "that sounds good when you say it so I'll repeat it" reddit factoid. On the same tier as "nazis had skin lampshades and rollercoasters that sent israelites into ovens"
Nah it's more a "Hitler was actually gay/israeli/had one testicle"
(You) are a moronic homosexual and I'm tired of pretending just because it's common reddit etiquette not to use those words that we have to say it's wrong.
I don't even care about Star Wars anymore, buy it's moronic to say the man whose imagination and dedication made Star Wars and all the things that are iconic to this day, is a hack just because someone helped him trim the fat off the whole thing by reorganizing some scenes.
>B-but the Youtubers said-
(You) are a moronic homosexual that is incapable of nuance or any proper thinking, you need others to tell you contrarian "smart takedowns" of popular things to see successful and creative people torn down and painted as total hacks just because they made some mistakes. Why? Because, again, (You) are a moronic homosexual.
>star wars fans hate episode 7
>"So episode 7 is a great movie and star wars fans are all stupid misogynists"
>Star wars fans and normies alike universally hate episode 8
>"So I'm going to melt down all of my manchild toys because this entire sequel trilogy is terrible"
What did they mean by this?
The real mystery box is why anyone still takes these guys' opinions seriously after this.
Remember when they did their RoS review and it was in a dark room because they were so utterly humiliated they couldn't even do their little skit? Didn't even give it a recommend or not, they knew their limitations as reviewers was exposed.
They lost me with space cop. It's not even funny to watch as a joke.
Total shitfire.
>Remember when they did their RoS review and it was in a dark room because they were so utterly humiliated they couldn't even do their little skit?
What? Why would they be humiliated?
>Didn't even give it a recommend or not, they knew their limitations as reviewers was exposed.
The entire review is a testament to them not liking the movie
>garbage movies so bad even being an "ironic bad comedy" didnt saved it to be watchable showing they know nothing about movies
>gets overly triggered by cheap shlock like sandler or willis because its easy targets and wont get cancelled for doing it
>they straigh up avoid talking about disney so to not get cancelled or be exposed as shills now
>angry at nerds for not liking shit products and not virtue signaling with them
>mike and rich make fun of comic and star wars fans for liking world building but sperg out over star trek for much less
>rich straigh up is a dumb c**t and a despicable butthole as shown in his flopped games show where he wasnt being bullied non stop, also knows nothing about games or comics but fakes to
>jay gets triggered if new movies arent straigh up copies of the original, j.j. style, and gives a pass for disney trash
>straigh up gets triggered and tries to defend disney wars at all costs, even showing anger when nobody else liked mary sue or what happened to luke
>praises marvel and thinks its goot to have macdonalds movies ("it has beginning and end so movie good")
>virtue signal and sjwgays at every single movie for non-issues even though the poser fakes to lilke horror movies
Jay is an obvious closeted nounce trying too hard to virtue signal, Mike is a poser autist moron who gets triggered at nothing but tries to bully strangers for caring about nerd things either way. Their only quality is their editing hiding their cringeness so we get invading plebbitors still sucking their wieners even today
>Abrams based his script on their shlock
>they cant even shit on it right since they were shilling it beforehand
Theres a reason only femcels care for them, theyre hacks
>Abrams based his script on their shlock
>they cant even shit on it right since they were shilling it beforehand
What the frick are you talking about?
>mike and rich make fun of comic and star wars fans for liking world building but sperg out over star trek for much less
I dont understand this one. They just had a 5 part series breaking down how bad the Picard show is and they say they are done with nuTrek
THIS
they were at least watchable as "pure comedy" if you get theyre hacks but recently not even that
>defending homosexualry
Post your breasts and pussy or leave, samegay femcel, dont forget timestamp
/thread
also /thread
>think the thread shouldve been over twice
>still writes paragraphs of shit and mass replies to multiple people
kys reverse shill
there's also the time he went on a tirade about people saying they don't find jennifer lawrence attractive
Is he still dying? Has anybody asked Lauren?
>Its another Cinemaphile episode where they have an encyclopedic knowledge of every RLM video but still claim they hate it
I want a giant Diasy Ridley to sadistically vore my country
jay is such a fricking moronic piece of shit
hey jay if you're reading this fricking have a nice day, you're tasteless and your pretend to be a hipster even though all you like is popular shit
die
die
die
I know everyone's already dumping on Daisy Ridley, so I might as well. Her performances in those 3 movies were pretty bad, she didn't come off as "charismatic", just bland with the overdone stock "woman with a British accent in a sci-fi movie" performance that has permeated the genre for years. Writing aside she just didn't come across as likeable or engaging, no matter how many times she said "LEWK SKYWOUKAH" in a voice louder then the scene suggested.
>RLM go into autistic-level analysis of the prequels; being critical at every turn
>goes FAR more lax on the sequels and even goes as far to say they don't have a good/bad verdict
>creates hyper-negative prequel videos when a 90 minute review of a movie was seen as a crazy novelty
>half-asses the sequel videos when YouTube was consisting of 800 2 hour long hyper-negative reviews of the movies
Theres also just so much more to say about the prequels. How they got made, how George funded the whole thing, his vision for it, how he went fully digital and greenscreen, the anticipation and reactions of fanboys, the aftermath etc. Sequel trilogy is a cash grab that made some bad casting decisions and worse directing ones. Not much to discuss
>RLM go into autistic-level analysis of the prequels
Was it really? Most of the criticisms are variations of bad screenwriting and soulless production.
is Daisy cute?
judging by this webm, shes cringe
no but that outfit is
Extremely.
I wonder how xenomorph Daisy looks while swimming
Its too bad Reys outfit is pretty bland and asexual. Based George had e-girl Natalie in crazy outfits and that fricking skin tight white suit. Just as good as Slave Leia imo. We wont have girls dressing as Rey anymore though..
>e-girl
>has not seen Leòn
I have, but she was not a e-girl in star wars
Reminder they have recommended every single MCU movie, all 30+ of them. Even with true cinematic abominations like The Last Jedi and the skywalker whatever one, they didn't dare to not recommend them. Look up those reviews, they're disney shills through and through.