Dakota Johnson

What does Cinemaphile think of her?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smelly vegana

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no blood left for thinking pal

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >foot tattoo
    gross bawd

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her since the pic of her in suspira where she’s in kiba-dachi and barefoot looking very pale and just fricking sexy I have never seen the movie

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is my favorite actress and i look forward to coming to madame webb multiple times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex

      Sex.

      Sex!

      sore ass

      SEX!

      She's a cool guy.

      SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sore ass

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she look like porn actress Lana Smalls

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What does Cinemaphile think of her?
    incredibly mid

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We dont. Now buy some fricking ad space and stop spamming you fricking shill

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about thing exists, active discussion is taking place
    >(You) make a thread of the same topic to steal that OP's thunder
    what compels such behavior? it comes off as incredibly autistic

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a cool guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't attracted to her until I saw this photo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smug face.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been gooning to Dakota for hours every day in the days leading up to Madame Web. Was whimpering over her pics with two of my discord goon buds just now.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do her eyebags make her sexier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matches well with her chill persona

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about her huge forehead?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOT HER
        you can see LINE at hair cos its prosthetic or photoshop its not even proper pixels

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you even talking about… it’s real

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm above my shitty as hell movie, I'm so bored of these questions
    Stupid nepobawd thinks she has the right to share the planet with me and breathe without my permission

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is she's not even doing that, clickbait sites have been quoting her out of context because they think dragging Madame Web gets attention

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a foot in the door and so much more
    I'll admit this made me laugh

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aging into a nice MILF

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's cute. shame she hasn't been in a good movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love her but some people will always hate her for being a nepobaby and she doesn't do herself favors with some of her overly blunt or unapologetic answers.

      I liked Our Friend and Peanut Butter Falcon, both on Amazon currently.

      Dark hair, blue eyes and pale skin. She is perfect.

      100%

      She actually seems pretty cool, she was on a show that looks at celebrity houses a few years ago and she had a really nice small home instead of some bullshit mansion

      Yes, I liked the all musical instruments and dark wood. Classy. And the Winston Churchill memorabilia makes her far from a cultural Marxist.

      Her voice is very annoying. I only heard her talk in the madame web trailer. But it's horrible.

      Really? I think her voice is one of her best features. Could see it irritating you in a comic book movie trailer, but it's very well suited to say a relaxing audiobook.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn right.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark hair, blue eyes and pale skin. She is perfect.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved it, and I saw it twice.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I respect that she kind of accepts that her career is bullshit and her industry is a circlejerk frickbucket.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She actually seems pretty cool, she was on a show that looks at celebrity houses a few years ago and she had a really nice small home instead of some bullshit mansion

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm clearly a boomer because I just see her father's face

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't realize she was Don Johnson's daughter until just now.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her voice is very annoying. I only heard her talk in the madame web trailer. But it's horrible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You clearly didn't watch the Madame Web JOI clip.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attractive nepo baby with no acting skills

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being sexy is an acting skill

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what people don't understand anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care, I'm giving Don Johnson half-nepograndbabies.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this b***h being astroturfed so hard here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's just the usual waifuhomosexualry. He'll get bored of her sooner or later.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her movie is coming out next week and she's been doing the press tour and said a bunch of semi-controversial stuff. I'm not the spammer but I am a Dakotaoist--I assume we'll soon disappear into the shadows again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's starring in the latest capeshit so of course the numale coomers are going to shill her.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes starred in the 50 Shades of Grey movie and then was the first one to talk shit about Ellen. Ever since then shes just been coasting off talking shit about people in high power

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first one to talk shit about Ellen. Ever since then shes just been coasting off talking shit about people in high power
      Huh..Maybe she's not as bad as I thought then. Never seen her in anything but the trailer for the Spider chick

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Parents: Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson
    NEPOBABY

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait dakota is an actual first name and not just a porn handle?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard that originally her name was going to be Ruby Johnson but Don decided that name sounded too much like a porn name.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        good going lel

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird how you can go from typical doofy skinnyfat college dorm dumb-butt to goddess with age and bangs

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to stick my Johnson in her Dakota if you catch my meaning

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna watch Madame Webb..twice

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should get breasts implants. At least 1200cc each

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile prefers Sarah Gadon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is her ass actually that’s fat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She development a body after her Pregnancy

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might watch Madame Web

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dakota is such a white trash name

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Begins addressing you]
    >hold on a second i need to wet it up
    >[tongues mouth]
    >As I was saying. You will cum

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny video of her BTFO'ing Ellen Degenerate but I do think that all actors/actresses should be roped or at least humbled in some way like in Roman times.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has the air of the woman at your workplace who has a middle management position and is generally competent, but is a borderline alcoholic and overshares about her messy personal life. a pre-wine aunt basically.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's funny as frick that her entire promotional tour for 'Madame Web' has been "The movie sucks and the studios and streaming services are putting our industry to the torch"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not actually true though. The one thing she said that seemed negative was a misleading headline

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me want very sexo with her throat

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her bc she's very sexy and speaks her mind in a way that's articulate rather than parroting inane, dull PR talking points

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sirs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try talking to women and stop being triggered by sex you khv feral incel

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >From a super wealthy family
    >But she can actually act
    >Willingly picks bad movies(Fifth Shades of Grey, Madame Web)
    >"Jokes" about how shit the movies are the whole press tour
    WTF is her problem?

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