https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/dakota-johnson-worried-after-madame-web-flop-report/ar-BB1izkdt
Insiders claim Johnson, 34, fears the fantastic flop will have devastating consequences on her future in Hollywood, RadarOnline.com has learned.
"People say she was beside herself, sobbing on her boyfriend Chris Martin's shoulder and that her mom and dad were worried sick about her," a veteran Tinseltown PR rep dished to the National Enquirer.
The industry insider noted, "Dakota has desperately tried to shed the nepo baby tag for as long as she's been acting" and lackluster reviews will do anything but help her efforts.
"With all of the bad reviews, Dakota's petrified Madame Web could do even worse and become the biggest Marvel flop of all time," the source said. "That's the last thing she needs on her resume."
"A big reason Dakota didn't get along with them is that her Little Miss Perfect act is catching up with her," an insider dished. "She's had an utterly charmed life and career, but this woman lacks grit and it's becoming the first thing people notice when they work with her."
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>Insiders claim Johnson, 34, fears the fantastic flop will have devastating consequences on her future in Hollywood
b***h you survived 3 FRICKING FIFTY SHADES OF GREY MOVIES. You'll be fine.
what? those weren't "flops," they made mountains of money
I know but they had terrible reviews and people overall rather forget they existed. If she bounced back from starring in terrible smut degenerate smut films, she can recover from a capeshit flop.
>degenerate smut
50 Shades Of Grey BDSM portrayal is less intense than a child getting his ass whopped by a belt.
And the books/movies were highly ridiculed by anyone who wasn't a horny wine aunt. I guess many people went to the theaters to see just how bad the movies would be.
Studio heads care about money, not reviews. That's why Adam Sandler has a career.
>reviews were so bad people started mass refunding pre-ordered tickets
Studios care about reviews when it starts deterring moviegoers.
Certain films are immune to that. Sandler's Grown Ups 2 has a rotten score of 8% and yet it was still successful. And even the first one has only 10%. Nearly all of his comedies were trashed and he still pulls audiences more often than not
Because of the product placement, and even that's not profitable anymore.
>comparing Dakota Johnson's star power to Adam Sandler's
Do you also try to justify legalizing abortions at any time during a pregnancy because if abortions had X-week bans then women who were raped couldn't get abortions?
Stop arguing from outliers if you want me to take you seriously.
>brings abortion /misc/ autism out of nowhere
Literal mental illness
S A I L
*snaps fingers*
That's where I know her from. Fifty Shades. That shit was driving me crazy.
There is a site called imdb.com that can help you with this in the future
>*snaps fingers*
homosexual
She’s so fricking hot. Has she done anything else?
She has a bunch of shit
https://www.youtube.com/@tessaviolet/videos
34 is walled though and she white it's over
Yeah well you know they say, go woke go broke. Shoulda coulda woulda
*sighs* I have that iron maiden shirt,except very faded.
That's really sad, and Madame Web's poor performance can't be said to be her fault, either.
>but this woman lacks grit
I dunno about you lot, but that sounds refreshing in a woman.
That can work in some movies but not in action/superhero movies where you are lead. You need some grit
Sounds kinda gay
I hope she does custom JOI videos on her onlyfans
I would cum twice
Id cum 140 times
She looks too much like her dad
who is that?
The embodiment of white liberal first world 'problems'
NO MUH Hollywood NO THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER BOOHOO
>crying on Chris Martin's shoulder
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Does anyone actually care about this when we know she is set for life financially? b***h, get over yourself.
But… but… what about her trust fund band?
>fears the fantastic flop will have devastating consequences on her future in Hollywood
that's a net gain for Hollywood
It’s her own fault, Sydney Sweeney sold this film like it it was fricking Engame, Dakota Johnson acted semi detached and totally uninterested, even telling interviewers she didn’t watch it.
Sydney acted like shit in this movie though. Honestly, all of them acted horrible, and that means the script/the director were at fault.
>and that means the script/the director were at fault.
Shut up dogfricker, just because the director doesn't know how to direct doesn't mean actors will suddenly forget how to act. Tired of you saying this same cope over and over again.
Go frick yourself simp. Uppercut yourself into the ether c**t.
Nah he's right. When literally every actor in the movie gives a garbage performance, that's on the director not doing their job.
as much as i love bigtitty moma, hes right. the director has to wrangle all of them to act, it is their fault too to an extent but yeah big tittymoma gets a pass
>take up film role
>get paid for all your work
>shit on the film as it releases
>actively tell people its shit and not to see it
>cry now about the horrible damage done to your "career"
Why are women like this?
while she should've lied harder...I can kind of get it.
>get told its a spiderman related movie
>get promised something MCU like entry
>this is a few years ago when capeshit isn't fricking tanking as hard
>sign the paper
>find out its Sony garbage your agent didnt tell you about
>fire your agent once you find out
Professionalism means you praise it into the sky, but you can understand why she's fricking pissed about being strapped to sonyshit garbage flop material.
She could’ve opted out when rewrote the script she signed onto. Unless she has a really shitty agent. Ali right now can leave Blade whenever he wants because they keep redoing the script
Meh, no I still don't. She's ruined her image far more acting out like this, and what is she expecting, sympathy? Actors always have flops thats part of the life. You roll with the bad roles and move tf on. It isnt even like she's the reason the film is bad lmao. She wasn't a target of the criticism, by trying to distance from it she's flunger herself right into the talk on the film
>It isnt even like she's the reason the film is bad lmao. She wasn't a target of the criticism
She is. All the critics say the movie has awful line delivery. They specifically mean Dakota. It's really only true for one scene though. It's supposed to be the emotional heart of the movie and Dakota goes
>You did care! It worked! You saved me! And to think I spent my whole life hating you!
It was delivered pretty poorly, kind of like how the weird trans kid in theatre from high school would deliver the line.
Still you just roll with it. Matt Smith never made a fuss about his have sex moments
It's her own damn fault for not knowing anything about anything. Sony botching the Spider-Man reboot so badly that they wound up getting leveraged into the MCU deal that keeps hamstringing their stupid plans is hardly some under the radar tidbit. If she didn't know that Sony's whole Spider-Verse without Spider-Man was separate from the MCU because Disney wants no part of it then she knows less about her own industry than we do.
Seriously, I'm not reading trade mags or talking to insiders and I fricking knew that. We all know the deal. What's her excuse?
>Seriously, I'm not reading trade mags or talking to insiders and I fricking knew that. We all know the deal. What's her excuse?
You live your life online and on Cinemaphile and r/Marvel.
Dakota has a real life and barely spends time on the internet. There's your answer.
Not everyone is a terminally online loser like you.
>r/Marvel
No images and you get banned of you shitpost? No thank you!
Again, we're not talking about hobbies. This is her fricking career. I don't expect her to know deep Spider-Man lore or anything but being vaguely aware of an extremely well-publicized and ongoing rights battle over THE most popular character in THE biggest franchise in the entire industry? Yeah, I think that's just baseline competency, especially if you're thinking about actually starring in one of these films.
If she wants to play the "capeshit is for losers I don't pay attention to it because I have a life" card, fine. But she chose to be a participant in it and if the results mattered to her that much maybe she should have learned what the frick she was getting herself into. If she'd spent a little time listening to all us "losers" we could have spared her a lot of humiliation
>Biggest Marvel Flop of All-Time
MW could have not been released and still lost less money than the Marvels did.
>sobbing on her boyfriend Chris Martin's shoulder
Never happened. This is the same woman who blasted the entire industry in printed quotes a few weeks ago. The same woman who exhibited hardly any emotions at all during the press tour and who people accuse of being a robot or alien.
>But she chose to be a participant in it and if the results mattered to her that much
You are creating the idea that she feels humiliated based on a gossip magazine. There is absolutely no credible source that she is broken up over MW not doing well at the box office. None. I'm sure Sony paid her well and Sony is distributing her next movie, an indie she self-produced and really wanted distribution for given her quotes about the struggle to get anything indie distributed these days.
Shit up, homosexual. Nobody is buying g your damage control shill nonsense.
She’s terrible and she should feel terrible.
Lol, you really showed the actress who is never online. Meanwhile she made bank and has already pivoted to a new film which will be a critical darling.
>be 4chins poster
>create strawman based on gossip article with no basis in reality
Look at this fruitcake sperging out because we made fun of his waifu.
>the actress who is never online.
What kind of low IQ moment are you having to believe this shit? Sure, chances are she won't read what that dude wrote, but to fricking claim she's NEVER online is quite a fricking reach for you, moron. I've worked with a ton of actors and they all check to see what the public says about them. Some, obsessively, others, sparingly. But to make such a moronicly grandiose claim someone you don't even know is NEVER online is fricking stupid, and just shows how ignorant you are.
>low IQ
>moron
>moronicly
>stupid
>ignorant
You don't work with tons of actors. They have PR teams for a reason, to prevent interacting with hideous unwashed masses like yourself. And I don't blame them since Twitter and IG are hardly better than here.
>You don't work with tons of actors.
>NU-UHHH!
Top kek homosexual.
>They have PR teams for a reason
I'm literally friends with a few. They aren't their mommy and they don't take away their cell phones. You're so insanely fricking moronic it's hilarious, and your massive cope is fricking SAD! I've even shared a story here before about a certain actress that would tell TMZ where she'd be for pics, then read the comments with her friends and laugh. You don't know jack shit, you fricking child.
>A certain actress
Another wannabee enty.
You and your kind are worthless leeches.
Story is definitely gossip on the level of crazy days and nights. It's always impressive how people here will run with anything.
Someone from radar online probably posted the article here to get traction back to their worthless gossip site.
Kek. Imagine flailing THIS hard. I bet you're vaxxmaxxed.
>Lol, you really showed the actress who is never online.
I don’t think that was his focus, he probably wanted to give his opinion like everyone else in the thread. Whether or not she ever saw it wasn’t anyone’s goal in this thread. Though it is funny to see you get your jimmies all rustled over it. kek
You don't insult the movie at least until its out of theaters/dvd run is done.
Those are the rules.
Michael Madsen listed off all the movies he did and explained why he did them.
He was like “divorce, bankruptcy, new car.”
>uh AKSHUALLY
What's your point you dumb moron? Listing the movies he's done as you described means they're already out of the fricking theater. Quit being a moronic homosexual and go back to plebbit with the rest of your kind.
Tbf Cinemaphile could start a movie and Madsen would do it for 20 dollars
wtf you don't get "promises"
That doesn't happen
You have no idea how actor's contracts are signed and you'r pullinsh shit out of your ass
Do you think she's the first actor to realize she's in a bad movie and not want to do press about it?
RadarOnline.com is crazy days and news level of fake news.
Also Dakota knew this movie was going to do poorly. The signs have been obvious throughout the press tour.
as an actor you take risks. success is never a guarantee when a project is in pre-production. idk Dakota, maybe dont be an actor?
WHO THE FRICK CARES
She does.
She doesn't care about this movie beyond the paycheck. She promoted it because she was contractually obligated. She's already pivoted to her next self-produced indie movie, Daddio, as the trailer dropped today.
Of course she'll be fine. Nothing on this press tour suggested otherwise, which is why this article is utter malarkey.
Hi, Dakota. You’re a failure.
it looks good too. Can you imagine how much money her and sean penn are going to make?
>malarkey
Sir,I know it's easy to get amped up over a spider based action flick,you need to calm down.
she's one of the most successful nepo babies, she's going to fricking fine
Do actors even read scripts? How could you read the script to this shit and expect it to be good. I know actors know jack shit about capeshit. But you’d think they would go “who the frick is Madam Web!”
it was rewritten 4 times after she signed on, so
Than that’s even bigger sign to jump ship!!
At what point was it even worth signing onto this? Which draft? I hate to bring up the studio before the writers or directors but seriously, when did it look like a good project? When is the last time Sony got a big comic book movie right?
Back in 2002 with the Toby Macguire Spoder-Man.
I agree. So why sign on to a movie when it's been 20 years since Sony got it right? Is anybody in any leadership position from that time even still working at Sony Pictures?
Not a single one.
That's why the argument of "oh, there were rewrites" doesn't hold water for me. THIS project with THIS studio seems like it was always going to be a car crash. So...why even get in the car?
Money
See that I get. But I don't think there was any bait-and-switch where a great screenplay turned into a bad one over a series of re-writes. Not at Sony Pictures, not with this movie division
Most of them do not. In fact many of their agents don't. It's the agent assistant who reads everything, writes coverage, and then recommends it or calls it a pass.
For a LOT of high profile shit? They don't anymore.
Always wondered how actors take mega flops. I hope the whole team behind true detective season 4 are feeling like shit right about now
>let me attach myself to a film by the people who brought us Morbius
>O NO
Dumb b***h with an even dumber agent.
I mean, it's attached to spiderman. Those movies are huge. Maybe she thought there would be a bigger connection or something.
Sure she may not know the difference between her agent sure as shit should know that the MCU & whatever the frick Sony is doing are 2 completely different entity’s.
There agents all hoping they will get same success as Johansson and Olson did playing obscure MCU character. Black Widow and Scarlet Witch were C level characters at best. But they rode Avengers/Infinity War phenomenon. That time over
Olson and especially Johansson are much better actors too
That. And took 10 years for Black Widow to get her own movie. Scarlet Witch got Disney+ but not her own movie. Just villain in Dr Strange. If Sony had brains they’d introduced Madam Web in a Spider Man movie
that's why she fired her agent
It was literally THE SAME writers from Morbius...how do you miss that shit
She fired her agent just before the first trailer dropped.
>"Dakota has desperately tried to shed the nepo baby tag for as long as she's been acting"
Yeah, right. How about taking demanding roles in indie projects to showcase her supposed talent and versatility? How about working with known auteurs who has little to no connection to Hollywood? Sounds like the classic case of frick around and found out.
She does indie projects all the time. Indie projects don't generate headlines though.
If respect is what a nepo baby craves, then all they should do is challenging indie films.
>Nepo baby worrying asbout her career
Her career was always a hobby.
i didn't know she was a nepo baby but that explains a lot
You don't recognize her father by looking at her face?
bruh
judging by their eyes, everyone is on different drug
Melanie Griffith is ALSO a nepo baby. She's a fricking second gen nepo baby.
There needs to be a term for "super nepo babies" - actors who have 2 famous parents
would you homosexuals shut the frick up? Other countries have monarchies and we have a hollywood hereditary elite. It's not nepotism it's called they're attractive and the general populace are a bunch of schmucks who will always scrape together some change to see a pretty lady. Get over it. The term nepo baby just makes you sound like a cry baby homosexual who hates their parents and whines because they weren't born with everything handed to them.
Trust fund band.
how does having a trust fund negate the fact that she earned millions of dollars over her career?
>reee nepotism
again not valid because melanie and don both have other children who aren't successful at all despite their efforts.. Its because dakota is gorgeous and talented and likeable which is why tons of other talented celebrities love her. It's also because she was willing to subject herself to criticism and disgusting vitriolic shit from people like those on this board.. and she has HAD to do that since she was practically in diapers because her parents are famous. That's not a nice thing, that's fricking traumatic. Can you imagine if your awkward pubescent period was captured publicly and published in major new publications and put on television? You would shit your pants, lmao that's why you're posting here anonymously.
Shut up, chud.
>no arguments
yea thats what i thought go whine to mommy about how you can't get a girlfriend.
Put the wine glass down Dakota
nepo baby confirmed
don j was hilarious in “a boy and his dog”
>mfw Sonny Crockett had a kid
>crying on chris martins shoulder about your movie career
lmao what a nepo baby
She was worried how badly the movie was going to do at the box office, so her plan of action was to go on an unprecedented press tour pre-emptivley trashing the movie in every single way possible? She's a woman, so this is actually believable.
If she gets no roles after this it'll be because of her c**t behavior and attitude.
>She was worried how badly the movie was going to do at the box office, so her plan of action was to go on an unprecedented press tour pre-emptivley trashing the movie in every single way possible?
Or maybe the 'sources' cited in this article are fake? What do you think is more likely.
The article is totally bullshit. Dakota even made jokes about nepobabies on SNL.
It almost sounds like one of those Crazy Days & Nights celebrity gossip blogs.
>pre-emptivley trashing the movie in every single way possible?
She didn't do that, though.
Dakota is a cutie that is ok with showing her boobies. I don't know how you can hate her.
When was the last time she did?
Suspiria (2018), so six years ago.
It's ok Dakota. I enjoyed Madame Webb.
>People say she was beside herself, sobbing on her boyfriend Chris Martin's shoulder and that her mom and dad were worried sick about her
This sentence is about a rich spoiled nepo baby maybe missing out on more money in the future, not about someone losing a loved one or gettting a cancer diagnosis
I have nothing but pure hate for these people
>it's another neet doesnt understand employed people want to be successful doing their job episode
sigh
It's also not remotely true, and makes no sense if you think more about it. No actress would have promoted the movie the way Dakota did if they were going to react that severely to it flopping. She would have promoted it 100% sincerely and talked up it as something incredible, not be sarcastic about it.
Indifference and contempt are ways to mask feelings and loneliness. It's one of the reasons you say Black person on Cinemaphile and death to trannies on Cinemaphile, but not in real life.
I mean, think about it. When you reject a woman as a man, her VERY FIRST reaction is
>Well, I never actually liked you anyways!
So Dakota sees the movie is flopping, her reaction is she thinks the movie's dumb. But deep down she is hurt that people don't like it, just like that girl was hurt that you rejected her.
Believe what you want, but radaronline.com is 100% a gossip rag. The idea that Dakota would be crying over MW bombing is a ludicrous image.
Brain rot
>gets hung up on the one bait sentence to filter morons like you
>ignores the rest of the post
Thanks for playing. Please insert 4 quarters if you wish to continue playing.
>Her LATEST flop
how many have there been?
How can Sony Pictures still exist? just a machine to siphon playstation money into obvious loss making movie after loss making movie... Frickin... why not stop?
Blackrock and Soros will always keep funding them so long as they follow DEI.
Spider Verse makes good money and they get their share from Marvel (which to be fair also has been flopping).
Also their capeshit is produced by Columbia Pictures specifically, and I think they're doing fine overall. I believe they know this shit will flop and only produce it as a way to remind people they still own Spider Man IP. Spider Verse movies don't come out often enough, they need to fill the void in-between with other shit.
keeps their IP active for licensing product that do make money
She needs to destress by having sex with underage boys.
Suck the adrenachrome right from an open wound in their head.
>She needs to destress by having sex with underage boys.
Like J-Law in No Hard Feelings?
Fun Fact: Dakota and J-Law are eskimo sisters! That Coldplay guy pulls some prime pussy!
>be in a world famous band
>Band which makes romantic whiny songs from time to time which teenage girls love
>Be good looking
I mean anon , most celebs pull prime pussy. Look at Richard Gere , prime Cindy Crawford.
Heck even that fat asian comedian pulled Rachel Senott.
i always figured that ' tabloid news ' like this is usually fake nonsense but then why did prince harry come out and say that it was all true. then again he is so moronic he probably doesn't know its fake even when its about him, he just thinks he doesn't remember it
She still has a nice ass, to be quite honestly frank
perfectly flat
She looked very good in the new bathing suit pictures with Chris Martin this week. Younger without all the makeup, less sickly thin and more fit than she looked during the press tour.
Post them.
gods she's cute
>autism power stances
>Chris looking like he is 3 seconds away from yeeting Dakota out of existence
Based.
kek
her ass is non-existent, wtf?
it is
i think i can see it
hank hill looking ass right there
little booty is still booty
oh she knows EXACTLY what she's doing
>when the jogger worship is deeply ingrained
Tight little butts are sexy you zoomer frick.
Sir, you are gay.
Yes, I'm gay for wanting to frick Jamie Pressly you low iq ape.
Kek. He's like,
"Here she comes, please God, please! Make her go away. God are you listening?"
>she goes away
"Thank you mate, I owe you one."
>tfw you're praying to lord Poseidon for permission to enter his domain and your gf is b***hing about the salt water ruining her manicure
>But that was when I ruled the world
>Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
>Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
>Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
>Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
>Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Thats the b***h will you be quiet face
is that gwyneth paltrow's baby daddy
His name is "Pussy King"
>I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
>doesn't post pics
fricking c**t
the term nepo baby really triggered them didnt it lol
Trust fund band must make them seethe.
>nepo baby
>worried about literally anything, ever
???
OH NO! A wealthy and extremely high-status celebrity's life isn't going exactly how they wanted it to? How will she manage??
Get some acting lessons b***h, also quit looking sad in every fucming interview, act like you give any fricking damn holy shit. I bet she fricks like a wet blanket.
I don't understand the point of butt plugs. I've never been prairiedogging a turd and thought "man I wish I could have this sensation all the time"
Me neither but my gf won't let me do her up the bum unless she's "wearing" one for atleast an hour before sex
>many parts of one's anus are erogenous zones
Don't ask me how I know this but a small percentage of women actually have nerves that extend from the clitoris to the butthole, I guess she's one of them.
All the other women don't feel anything at all aside maybe from the thrill of a forbidden/naughty act and can't orgasm from ass play alone.
it should be noted that the release of 50sog resulted in a significant uptick in injuries resulting from sexual activities
Is she the new queen of Cinemaphile?
>the biggest Marvel flop of all time
She still thinks this was a Marvel movie.
It said marvel at the beginning of the movie. Your söy brain is conflating the MCU with Marvel.
How do you know it says Marvel at the beginning anon?
I watched it in IMAX last night. I rate it a 6/10. If you didn't grow up watching early 2000's kinos like Hostage and When a Stranger Calls, you won't get this movie.
>you are soi if you don't know anything about capeshit
i went to see it last night
it genuinely felt ai generated.
none of the scenes made sense
the characters were buttholes
one litters (no one comments on it)
Every single black character has an attitude
They expect me to believe a black guy in new york doesnt know how to grill a burger and demonize him. Then the guy makes the most rational decision of his life to not let a woman who just fell from a fricking bridge in a car and was hospitalized drive. and because he doesnt listen to the main character who is a woman , he dies.
The characters were complete dog shit
All throughout the film you could tell they wanted pic related to play the role but she probably made the smart decision and refused. This actress doesn't have her charm or quirkiness to satisfy the role.
She comes off as a complete douche.
And im 99% sure they told the main villain to over-act in an attempt to save her dumb career by acting as a scapegoat.
They knew this was going to bomb and they sacked some poor guys career in an attempt save their asses.
Nothing that happens is justified or foreshadowed.
it just happens
i was hoping for ironic funny and my guess is they thought audiences would be too but its not even that. its just sad
Gonna be honest with ya family I don't think Eva Green was up for the part
There's also reports coming out that the massive failure of Madame Webb is making Sony consider killing off it's connected Sony Spider-Verse all together to renegotiate with Marvel/Disney for a better Spider-Universe which is why Sony is heavily pushing Feige to get Spider-Man 4 out faster so Sony can salvage what they can since the still have Kraven and Venom 3 coming out because Sony knows the only money their making is off the Animated Miles Morales movies
Bullshit. They've known for months this was a goner, and she's already booked the next Celine Song film. And it's Radaronline, for Christ's sake.
Any movie that has multiple rewrites you abandon ship. I can’t think of a single good movie where it had massive studio interference and rewrites.
>Any movie that has multiple rewrites you abandon ship.
Do contracts mean nothing though? I mean, I guess not. But still.
> Do contracts mean nothing though? I mean, I guess not. But still.
I don’t know how it works now. But use to be. Get a script. Of your a nobody, you audition for said script. If your a A lister you read the script, if you like it, you sign onto it. You are not agreeing to the 4th completely different script you originally signed onto. This os why Marshall Ali about to leave Blade. They’ve done like dozen rewrites on the script
FRICK I hope that good-looking well-connected rich woman is going to be oK!
>"People say she was beside herself, sobbing on her boyfriend Chris Martin's shoulder
this didn't happen
It did happen. And then in my fantasy she broke up with Chris Martin for being unsupportive and found her way to me. I consoled her and we fricked it all out of her and we lived happily ever after.
Worried about what? I have never heard of her even before this flop. So she's just as unkown as she was before what's to worry about?
Can we help her?
>over 100 posts in
>no one posted the JOI yet
https://twitter.com/NovaMania17/status/1758554531086917991
get lansky on the phone
>34
What the frick? She's only a year older than me. I thought she was in her 40's.
>Dakota has desperately tried to shed the nepo baby tag
>lackluster reviews will do anything but help her efforts.
Pathetic writing. Her efforts are to shed the tag, poor reviews are NOT going to help HER efforts you stupid frick. Journalism is dead.
literally the editors job to step in and rewrite it to the former.
I won't even take bets on the chances the editor is a diversity hire.
BTW the answer if your rich but struggling to keep your acting career relevant is to do Shakespeare stage plays to prove your talent. But maybe yank nepo babies dont have the talent for that
IS THAT A WOMAN? I MUST CUM
>Be softcore porn actress
>Propped up as a legitimate actress
>Can't actually act
>Walled 5+ years ago
>Suddenly realizing she has no career or self-worth
Many such cases
KWABOOTY
>insiders claim
>veteran Tinseltown PR rep dished
>industry insider noted
>the source said
>insider dished
>radaronline.com
https://radaronline.com/a/aaron-johnson/
The author of this article truly is the paragon of respectability, just look at his work!
Lads. We might have to bite the bullet and go see Madame Web together. To save Sydney and Dakota.
Twice.
these slags need to dress up in nun costumes and give me cum countdown
I'm the only man on Cinemaphile capable of handing all that titness. All of that Sweeneyness. I'd wreck her.
I'm still gonna watch this when it leaks because I enjoy movies starring hot women and can put up with a shit movie if the women are hot. I don't even watch or care about capeshit and haven't seen a superhero movies since like 2012
Checked, but just know that they go out of their way to make sure NONE of the hot women they cast are sexy at all at any point in the movie. Imagine casting Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, and Isabela Moner and not having them show off the goods even for a minute of screentime in your movie.
>Dakota Johnson is said to be reeling from her latest box office bust.
post wall female skull shape.
kek.
gotta call out post wall females now. on social media, youtube, instagram,tiktok facebook, everywhere.
Oh my god the ultra rich, famous, beautiful celebrity is crying about her shit movie bombing! Like omg omg I'm almost in sympathetic tears myself, I'm flapping my hands and getting all worked up. Why is this world so cruel to good people who don't deserve it?? Hopefully she can make it through this trying time and star in many more amazing movies in the future.
the only thing that is worried is my johnson
>kek another /misc/tards make up complete shit to fulfill their desperate anti "Hollyweird" narrative.
She doesn't care even one tenth the amount you do anon. She's rich, she'll just move on to another job and you'll still be here seething.
Hi Dakota. Life sure is tough, isn't it?
I didn't know Radar Online was owned by /misc/.
>34 and crying like an entitled baby and needing the support of your parents because you make terrible career choices
Yeah she clearly is doinga great job shedding that nepo baby tag
She should lean into it and embrace the cringe. After the Catwoman disaster, Halle Berry showed up to accept her worst actress Razzie in person. She thanked her agent, saying "this shitty fricking movie was just what my career needed", had a big laugh about it, everybody thought she was a champ, a year or two later she was a Bond girl and was in a bunch of other successful films and nobody remembers Catwoman.
Anon...catwoman was 2 years after Die Another Day
You're correct about everything except last part, Catwoman was fine for it's time, it just that critics echoed teenage geeks who grown to be old manchildren that unironically shill every single new marvelslop nowdays
>tv believing anonymous sources from a gossip website
Do better. Think more.
> 34
She should be more worried about the ick she's giving off.
>34
>future in Hollywood
OH NO NO NO
>when she sees the chuddies arguing about her on /tv
who?
I guess entertainment journalists are out to get Dakota with bullshit hit pieces like these after her MW press tour where she was a little rude to the worst of them (boo hoo). She's right--ent journalists contribute no value to society and radaronline is trash!
>t. flaming homosexual
i almost think it's a strange PR campaign.. any publicity is good publicity
Dont wory about shit, dakota. You are fine as a motherfricker.
Trust me, she's not worried. This is the most press she has ever gotten in her life. She's loving it!
just want to take a moment to give thanks and pay respect to the beautiful creature that gave birth to our madam
Glad Dakota didn't get that jaw
ywnbaw
She seems like a crazy fricking b***h.
Especially in that one interview with Hamm where she's just molesting that younger actress and the younger girl looks uncomfortable.
Hamm tell her to stop and Johnson is just like, "Tee hee, I'm so quirky."
Another Hollywood psycho.
Will I see it? Yes.
Will I see it again? You bet.
I wonder if a flunky from Radar Online or Aaron Johnson himself keeps bumping this.
Btw, the website has claimed Dakota and Chris have broken up like 4-5 times before, somehow they keep getting it wrong.
They are getting great traction on this bullshit article here, so I have to hand it to them.
Johnson's been a clickbait goldmine, they really cashed in on that "Dakota says she doesn't even know if the movie won't be total dogshit!" which she didn't even say
>Wh-what do you mean people is crying about the bridge collapsing?
>Nonono, I'm going to be stressed, I can't put that on my constructor resume now?
>My mom and my dad are really worried that this complains of people about the rubble is going to do something to me...
>My anxiety is through the roof!!
>Why can't nobody understand me????!!!
How is this newsworthy ? A dumb nepo prostitute is sad that her bad movie flopped? Boo hoo. Now what , will we see her therapy appointments too? Or Dakota goes to her childhood friend to get over Madame Web?
Didn't see any for The Marvels. Brie Larson is sad that no coomer went to her girl power movie , cried on her bf shoulder
serious question to anyone with insight to the movie making process: is everything compartmentalized? how, during shooting, do people not pause and say "hi director, this fricking sucks. you are going to frick my career, change it" or something? i recall that interview with Mark Hamill where he did that exact thing to Lucas, so what gives? are movies just made in a bunch of bubbles and nobody knows what they get?
Movies are like cruise ships, these things have a plotted course and an incredibly wide turning circle, you can't just go oh, this seems not so good, why not make something good instead.
They tried! Like 95% of the villains dialogue is ADR'd and they clearly changed a ton of stuff on the fly.
I'm not sure any actor besides maybe RDJ would have the power to halt production of a superhero movie if he was unhappy with the direction the film was going.
Actually I think Chris Hemsworth is close to that level now too
Basically unless you have been the lead in 3+ movies no one is going to take your complaints about your superhero movie seriously
They definitely won't take you seriously if this is your first superhero movie like Dakota's Madame Web
Depends on the movie.
Peter Jackson is famous for doing re-writes, on LotR and the Hobbit, the actors could get one day rewrites for their scenes tomorrow, but he also had infinite takes for any giving scene (like 20+)
You have to take into account that movies are not filmed sequentially, so if you have a director that has rewrites, you have NO FRICKING IDEA how the movie is going to go. You just shoot your scenes and hope for the best.
I don't know about the Mark Hamill story, but do tell me if this was on the first movie or after it. Because if it is the first movie, you are being too entitled as you have no idea how the character will overall play on the finished product, you just know your scenes.
Hamill, infamously, is kind of a dumbass on the creative level. He's an actor and voice actor rather than writer and director for a reason.
The directors of these types of movies are just glorified babysitters. They have no power
>Madame Web was supposed to be the start of a new franchise
Can someone tell me why this keeps happening? I feel like there have been dozen films just in the last year or so that were "supposed to be the start of a franchise" that bombed horribly, ending all those prospects.
Why do they keep doing this? Don't they want money?
>We're not going to see another Madame Web movie for another decade-plus
Still too soon.
Because everyone wants to make the next MCU but no one seems to understand why that was successful, including Marvel themselves. But that won't stop them from trying.
The people that made it successful were metoo'd or never came over during the buyout.
Unironically even as much as I hate Joss Whedon, he is at least a comic book nerd. They had Jon Favearu doing starwars instead of Marvel and a lot of the other early planners of the MCU started BEFORE the buyout in 2009.
They then kicked out the stingy israelite that kept Kevin from fricking the universe up more and now you have a shitty flop factory.
I just feel like after Endgame and the introduction of the multiverse there's actually nothing they could do to make me care about the MCU again.
They don't have the Spiderman IP, only the Spiderman universe IP.
So every movie will be shit, for every character they want to do, as they are forced to do an origin story every single time, instead of using a spiderman background and droping a terminator tier threat. They can't do that.
They are bound to do shit and start fresh every single time.
Incoming more Spiderman-related movies?
Rhino movie? It's an origin story
Electro, probable?
Kraven?
All the same stuff anon. You are getting an all fresh character in al all fresh world with an all fresh villain every single time, and that's tiresome.
well she didn't have much of a career.
this flop doesn't help.
I heard a lot of web was shot over that movie.
does she even squirt in the movie or whats the point?
>2 characters I didn't mind in the cartoons are gonna get shelved for a decade+ due executive stupidity
Man this is so unfair. What's next? Is Kraven gonna get btfo for eternity like last season's Mary Jane if his movie performs like shit.
>WAAH WAAH I ONLY MADE 100x OF WHAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN MAKES IN ONE YEAR FOR JUST SIX MONTHS OF WORK
>MY LIFE IS SO...UNFAIR!!!!!!
She can frick off.
i bet she would give up 4 million of the pay if she knew now the movie would bomb
Don’t do capeshit you dumb b***h. It’s that simple.
flop or no flop, it matters not. she is having a nervous breakdown because standing next to sydney sweeney has made it escapable clear to her that her worth has and shall continue to evaporate
>People say she was beside herself, sobbing on her boyfriend Chris Martin's shoulder and that her mom and dad were worried sick about her," a veteran Tinseltown PR rep dished to the National Enquirer.
>she was beside herself, sobbing on her boyfriend Chris Martin's shoulder
>Chris Martin's shoulder
did actors not look at the reception to morbius?
sheeshhhh
Her IQ is 90 at most.
>Reads dozens of books a year, plus screenplays for whatever projects she is considering.
>Plays piano, guitar, violin
But I'm sure she's 90 IQ.
Of course not, because the article is fake news.
so why didnt she the check the script?
or did she really hire an agent that moronic?
https://www.thewrap.com/madame-web-script-changes-dakota-johnson/
The script she read wasn't the script they ended up making
and shes really not allowed to leave if thats the case
rats really can get away with catfishing mfs like this on a grand scale... wow...
the agent should've heard of morbius and its terrible script surely before signing on to this atleast as a warning
>so it was like puzzle pieces, and really paying attention to what moment we’re in, and what angle we’re in, and continuity and things like that.”
It sounds like she's saying they were so confused they didn't know what version of the movie they were shooting at some points, which is hilarious.
Admittedly part of that is because she's playing a precog who sees different potential futures, but she also openly admitted part of it was her confusion because she's never done a capeshit style movie before where they just act out whatever in front of a green screens the majority of the time
Explain how she can string an instrument but not a sentence.
>"Dakota has desperately tried to shed the nepo baby tag for as long as she's been acting:
KEKAROO
Just running out the clock here I guess. Entertainment journalists are fraudulent leeches in society. Dakota is hot and made of stronger stuff than someone would sob over Madame Web not being a hit.
>nepo baby
>made of stronger stuff
did she really expect anything else?
Ellen won
There is no way this is true as Dakota never would have expected this movie was going to be a hit. She's been around long enough to know that a comic book action movie getting pushed back from a summer release to February is a huge red flag.
What makes you think she has that kind of self-awareness. Or even like, general knowledge about the movie industry in general
>Johnson, 34, fears the fantastic flop will have devastating consequences on her future in Hollywood
>Johnson
>34
>Future
>Hollywood
These delusional c**ts are unbelievable...
This b***h doesn't even have a past or a present; WHO ARE YOU?!
>Has 9 projects currently in development on IMDB pro, not counting the rumored Materialists romcom with Pascal and Evans which is listed on her home page
Her career is totally over bro! Nice bullshit article.
Clickbait should be believable
Her entire person is low energy dry humor, she could blow off this bomb in a single sentence and it'd be like she was never in it
>Her entire person is low energy dry humor
Why would a studio think she could lead a superhero movie. You either need to be Zaney or serious
In fairness to her, they didn't cast her to be a superhero or action woman. Loosely she's like Spiderman Charles Xavier, she's even blind and wheelchair bound at the end of the movie.
I’m just sitting here laughing my ass off at all the seething in this thread.
Look at all the fruitcakes defending a trust fund band nepo baby.
>nepo baby
No one has said this term until like 6 months ago. You midwits are so easy to manipulate.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lmao keep it up. This is free entertainment.
Well done Aaron. Nice job on pumping your garbage article to the bump limit!
Nice job troony you sat on Cinemaphile for the entire day.
Let that sink in.
>Let that sink in.
With all my heart.
>RadarOnline.com has learned.
Sounds like a clickbait pajeet site.
Dakota's shit is worth more than Aaron Johnson. Entertainment journalists are human leeches.
Samegayging troony.
Wasted digits.
Seethe troony.
anybody else think this is completely made up rumors from the production company because she's phoning in the cast press interviews
Most likely. Her agent might be fired but she probably still has a PR team.
Truthfully, radaronline makes sites from India seem reputable. Nothing in this report is true.
Samegayging troony
I just hope it doesn’t hurt Sweeney’s future, poor girl really wanted to do more in the Julia carpenter outfit and that got cut
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