>Damn, I wish I wasn't a cripple so I could get that sweet hebe pussy.

>Damn, I wish I wasn't a cripple so I could get that sweet hebe pussy.
Uh, Stan?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It makes him relatable. All of us have our own flaws which stop us from getting that sweet sweet hebe pussy.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    having desires that you don't act on is the essence of being human

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the big deal? In 1963, Charles would have been 18-21 years old.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Possibly the first
      Lol, lmao even

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was back when they were still calling themselves the children of the atom and it was heavily implied that their mutations were the result of radiation and the nukes being used.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they were still calling themselves the children of the atom
          This should never have changed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but radiations gives you cancer, so its harder to sell today.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They later aged him up a little by saying he fought in Korea, so Stan intended him to be in his early 20s and 30s.
      Claremont is the one who aged him up by making him a contemporary of Magneto (although now he's much younger due to sliding timescale), as well as giving him an illegitamate teenage son.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They later aged him up a little by saying he fought in Korea, so Stan intended him to be in his early 20s and 30s.
      Claremont is the one who aged him up by making him a contemporary of Magneto (although now he's much younger due to sliding timescale), as well as giving him an illegitamate teenage son.

      yes I think he was supposed to be much younger,make sense considering that Magneto was at most in his forties.
      Probably having a bold figure in a wheelchair given orders and advices give the appearance of maturity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Magneto being "old" wasn't revealed until he was finally seen without his helmet on with white hair years later in the Neal Adams run.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also that thought balloon is Stan's favorite theme: "I have no right to love her because I am crippled." Tony Stark, Don Blake, Matt Murdock (I can never remember if he debuted just before or just after this).

        Obviously he thought better of it because there is no reference to this ever again (until other writers started to dredge it up) but it was pretty much his first instinct if Kirby gave him a panel with a crippled person in it.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of teachers were/are like that. Plus everyone was horny for Jean, and the prof knew that, so why not want to join in?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Child brides were actually disturbingly normalized back in the 60's. I found out my grandfather who I never met, was a teacher who started seeing my grandmother when she was like 16. Boomers were fricking nuts man.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, your grandpa was fricking smooth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"how dare my grandmother be happily married to an older man"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how dare women not want to marry me unless I can manipulate them into marrying me from a young age

        I think you're really mad that you can't just club a woman over the head and drag her into your cave by the hair.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and what could a person in her situation do if she was unhappily married? think very hard, use every brain cell you have.

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        It's funny, hearing how old people met up compared to nowadays, uncomfortableness and all, actually proved to me that how we do things nowadays is fundamentally incorrect and the experiment has failed. And as someone who used to be vehemently against arranged marriages and thought they were extremely immoral I can now see some of their wisdom.

        arranged marriage in non-shithole countries is mostly matchmaking service i think.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fault free divorce has existed since 70's anon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        ‘A prisoner on the rack’ – how 19th-century Australian women wrote about marital rape
        https://theconversation.com/friday-essay-a-prisoner-on-the-rack-how-19th-century-australian-women-wrote-about-marital-rape-224261

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, your grandpa was fricking smooth.

      >"how dare my grandmother be happily married to an older man"

      >how dare women not want to marry me unless I can manipulate them into marrying me from a young age

      I think you're really mad that you can't just club a woman over the head and drag her into your cave by the hair.

      It's funny, hearing how old people met up compared to nowadays, uncomfortableness and all, actually proved to me that how we do things nowadays is fundamentally incorrect and the experiment has failed. And as someone who used to be vehemently against arranged marriages and thought they were extremely immoral I can now see some of their wisdom.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not extremely immoral, they just kinda fricking suck and are no longer socially important enough to be worth putting up with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My aunt was 16 when she married my uncle (24 or so I think). They've been married for 50 years so I guess it all worked out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My grandpa was 21 and my grandma 15 when they met. They were together for 70 fricking years and were based and loved each other unlike all the childless, loveless moralgays who scream about age gaps and grooming.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern day sexual ethics dictate that it's fine and totally non-exploitative for a 16 year old to get all her holes blown out by her male contemporaries, but that it's grooming for an older man to pursue a committed relationship with her. It's so ass-backwards that the only logical explanation for this social development is cultural sabotage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Difference being your grandmother was an adult at her age and here you are a damned child b***hing about it.

    • 2 months ago
      guy

      Zoomer freaks who think love is only possible within the nearest few years of age weren't around then. Try staying the same person throughout your life and you'll lose such bizarre attitudes

      This didn't violate Catholic teaching, especially when the line is "started seeing". Really you shouldn't lump in marriages at all with pump'n'dumps and wanking as you people do.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Kirby plotted X-men almost entirely on his own and then Stan put weird shit in the bubbles to try to coax it his way. Like Jean clearly freeing herself from some ropes and stan putting in Professor X instructing her to do it with thought bubbles. So who knows what the frick Kirby intended by this panel, it definitely wasn't pedophilia.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the early 1940s, Kirby and his family moved to Brooklyn. There, Kirby met Rosalind "Roz" Goldstein, who lived in the same apartment building. The pair began dating soon afterward.[156] Kirby proposed to Goldstein on her 18th birthday, and the two became engaged.
      Kirby picked up his wife when she was 17 and he was 23. Jean in X-Men #1 was 18 and Xavier himself was only supposed to be in his mid-20s, consdering he fought in the Korean War. These thoughts he had about her were legal, just not particularly ethical given their teacher/student relationship.
      A similar thing happened with Reed and Sue. Jack was just doing what he knew.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kids together, living next door
        That doesn't read like Byrne's "adult man and 12-year old girl"thing. Is Byrne's story a retcon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They listed their ages in the letters pages. There's a roughly 10 year age gap between them. John Byrne just autistically made explicit what Stan and Jack only implied.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah I see. I don't really think of "we were kids growing up together" with a 10-year gap but maybe it made sense back in the 60s. I know Fraction retconned the age gap down considerably.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Teens under the age of 18 are still kids. Sue just happened to be a pre-teen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >These thoughts he had about her were legal
        Thoughts are always legal. Let's not buy into dumbfrick woe-is-me paedo talk.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As long as it’s completely consensual— no coercion at all— and the intentions of the individuals are good, there is nothing morally wrong with it whatsoever.
          The law denies the intrinsic autonomy of the individual in favor of bullshit “rules”.
          If citizens of an oppressive nation are so sure of their supposed “laws”, they should force other countries which have lower age limits to change theirs. The fact they don’t take these ideas to their logical conclusion shows they’re just NPCs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I picked my wife when she was 19 and I was 24. Is that a problem now?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pedo! Groomer! Rapist!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU FRICKING SICK PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Age gaps of more than two years are always disgusting and predatory. Unless it's between a gay man and a teenage runaway, then it's a brave civil rights thing for some reason.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The modern liberal conception is that anything under 21 is pedophilia, equal to fricking a five year old in the bushes. This is to encourage teenager girls to seek teenage boys for sex, resulting in wedlock births, abortion, and ruinous relationships, instead of seeking older men that can actually provide for a stable family.

          It's all to destroy the family.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He said what we were all thinking

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's one of the things people care most about the Morrison run but everyone overlooks the black girl arc, in that arc Morrison BTFO the whole X-men 'anti racism' crap. The Xavier thing is just convoluted and brought in the worst OC of the New era, Quentin. I like that marvel forgot about her and no twitter homosexual took any notice of what Morrison did, they would ruin the character and what Morrison did in New (not that they haven't already done that with almost every idea from that run), but still

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she meant to be a stunted midget, or is that just really weird perspective?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is she meant to be a stunted midget, or is that just really weird perspective?
        Between this and Frank Quitely, Morrison is that period seems almost deliberately to have gone looking for artists who find the human body repulsive.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is Quitely. It was his artistic low point, and it didn't help that he didn't ink himself. Quitely's style was born from Scottish and British comic strips.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That's one of the things people care most about the Morrison run but everyone overlooks the black girl arc, in that arc Morrison BTFO the whole X-men 'anti racism' crap
      Do explain.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can Charles give people psychic mindgasms?
    if Charles sees a woman walking down the streets one day, can he literally make her flood her undies with just a glance?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      somewhere in the Marvel Universe, there is a psychic orgy happening, and Charles is having a psychic threesome with Jean and Emma.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can and has.

        >Somewhere
        You will never be able to convince me that Charles didn't mentally rape everyone to engage in orgies on Krakoa. Hell that's probably the reason Scott and Logan started fricking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can and has.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a reason why magneto always wears his physic proof helmet

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo you can't pound the ripe poon of a teenager like nature intended

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not being attracted to young women

    sure it's innapropriate, which is why it was in a thought bubble, not said outloud. stop being gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s inappropriate

      As long as it’s completely consensual— no coercion at all— and the intentions of the individuals are good, there is nothing morally wrong with it whatsoever.
      The law denies the intrinsic autonomy of the individual in favor of bullshit “rules”.
      If citizens of an oppressive nation are so sure of their supposed “laws”, they should force other countries which have lower age limits to change theirs. The fact they don’t take these ideas to their logical conclusion shows they’re just NPCs.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying it’s wrong

      As long as it’s completely consensual— no coercion at all— and the intentions of the individuals are good, there is nothing morally wrong with it whatsoever.
      The law denies the intrinsic autonomy of the individual in favor of bullshit “rules”.
      If citizens of an oppressive nation are so sure of their supposed “laws”, they should force other countries which have lower age limits to change theirs. The fact they don’t take these ideas to their logical conclusion shows they’re just NPCs.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF, Star-Lord is a pedophile!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Star-Lord is a pedophile!
      Damn Jim shooter would hate this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How old is Star Lord supposed to be in modern continuity? 20 years ago I'd have said late 30s early 40s, but now...?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they're age of consent or above it's not a problem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is age of consent varies. The average in the Western world is 16, but people act like it's 18 everywhere, and if you're thinking lewd thoughts about a 17 year old a month shy of her birthday, you're Epstein to people. Just look what happened to Ed Piskor.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thinking an 18 year old is hot is abnormal
    have a nice day.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my grandma got married at 15 and my grandpa was 17, should I call the police?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly your grandpa was a pedophile and raped your grandmother.

      Modern culture is so fricked up.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm old enough to remember when "half plus 7" was uncontroversial.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm old enough to remember college guys dating high schoolers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Personally I think shame should be enough to keep a grown man from dating High Schoolers, no need for laws about it. Let him wallow in his own failure.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying college students aren’t the most shameless creatures on the planet

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, not all people go through puberty at the same rate. This, for instance, was the picture of a 13 year old that got Ed Piskor killed.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is early X-Men worth reading?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A handful of issues are but a lot of it is very repetitive X-Men versus Magneto and his Brotherhood of Evil Mutants like an 80s action cartoon.

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