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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie tie-in video game that is basically just shovelware
    Of course it sucked.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game was fun
    the movie was great too
    awesome cast, good jokes
    only bad thing is the subtext about the shark being a gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gay
      he was just vegan

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what he said

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still more watchable than this shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand your unending seethe for this film, anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad storyline, bad jokes, bad antagonists, bad pacing, and mostly bad dialogue.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 1 director : Jennifer Yuh Nelson, who had zero experience as a director
      >written by Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger, who never wrote the story of an animation film before
      >zero involvement from the directors or the story writers of first film
      >creative consultant : Guillermo del Toro
      Easy to see why this sucked

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the second CG animation film to have a woman among the directors, following the original Shrek. It's the same director on both : Victoria Jenson. Needless to say, Shrek is the better of the two.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shrek : may 2001
      >Shark Tale : october 2004
      There were zero CG animation films with a woman among the directors in that gap.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugliest movie ive ever seen
    I hated it as a kid

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to frick the red fish.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Shart Tale

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oscar, Angie, Lenny, Sebastian, Don Lino, Sykes, Lola, Ernie & Bernie, Frankie, Luca, Don Ira Feinberg, Crazy Joe, Katie Current, Mrs. Sanchez, Giuseppe, Janice, Lucky Day, Salmonella, Fish Fingers, Yellowtail, Seabiscuit
    I like the character names

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the fourth computer generated film by Dreamworks, following Antz, Shrek and Shrek 2. However, whereas those previous films were made by the computer animation studio PDI (Pacific Data Images) at northern California (Palo Alto/Redwood City), this one was made by a different computer animation division at Los Angeles (Glendale). This is the reason why it looks nothing like Shrek 2, released earlier that year. It isn't the same crew.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

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  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    martin scorsee fish

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's refreshing how both "antagonists" (Don Lino and Lola) aren't punished in any way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because neither do anything wrong

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lola helped the mob to kidnap Angie and use her as bait so that Oscar agreed to show up on that sitdown, just because she was pissed that Oscar dumped her in favor of Angie a few hours after Lola established herself as the Sharkslayer's girlfriend by kissing him on TV.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's basic female pettiness.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek (2001) : Vicky Jenson
    >Shark Tale (2004) : Vicky Jenson
    >Open Season (2006) : Jill Culton
    The only computer generated animation movies from the 2000s with a woman among the directors. Two films by Dreamworks and one by Sony.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprising lack of action sequences of any kind in this film, outside of a small one near the end. Almost the whole film consists of talking.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was Godfather but for millennials

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the critical reception of this film would've been like if it didn't premiere less than 5 months after Shrek 2. Would it still have a 36% score on Rotten Tomates?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn gloria is so fricking sexy

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that I remembered a scene from this movie but it was actually from Finding Nemo.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than any of the Shrek sequels.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It definitely lacks the mean streak from the Shrek sequels. No despicable characters like Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming and Rupelstiltskin. Also, Oscar doesn't have moments of abrasive behavior like Shrek does.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    9th highest grossing film of 2004. It premiered on October 1 and was the most successful film of the month. Stayed at 1st place domestically for 18 days straight.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how it begins with that worm...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      and comes to an end with it

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