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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ay dyel

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sci fi horror is so lame nowadays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you saying arrival was in the horror scifi category?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Arrival was so fricking shitty, kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the void came out a couple of years ago and its pretty good.
      the best part of it were the practical effects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was pretty mediocre to be honest

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i found it fairly entertaining. in a sea of mediocrity and bad movies, something that atleast tries to be good is great in my opinion for that alone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arrival is a drama, not a horror.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah uhhh you can actually bend time according to your will bro, just like learn this weird language lmao

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me to jack off to sexy aliens on /aco/ today.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fat dude but with a hand-like tentacles
    wow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fat dude but is a ghost without feet and substitute feet with tentacles
      Add the twist:
      >show people the feet first and keep calling them squids and only reveal the upper body of fat dude in the end, so people will feel surprised

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Arrival
    moronic movie for girls, Hawkeye is there just to bait marveldrones in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Villeneuve is such a hack, no idea why they push him

      Cringe.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Villeneuve is such a hack, no idea why they push him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you don't seriously think this do you? you aren't really this pleb?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no idea why they push him
      Money laundering.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you were talking to their junk the whole time
    That's actually hilarious

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This made r*ddit midwits pee and poo their pants

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loved that movie

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come a 5.56 round can completly rekt these absolute units?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have faces. So lame.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    giger ripoff

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >highly evolved gigaspecies
    >only have one appendage

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a guy with chest muscles but no arms and legs that are joint together and have a giant hand instead of feet.
    >basically a merman without arms and a weird fluke

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Need heptussy

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanted the two tentacle monsters to be the hands of one giant creature that was basically making sign language to the humans.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the chest muscles are a bit overboard. Obviously the point of the upper body was to make the viewer think they were seeing something vaguely human but with camera work suggests there is an uncertainty as to where the head is.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"realistic" aliens that look totally alien
    >also figured out space travel
    >always naked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Humans wearing clothing is an adaptation. We lost our body hair as we adapted to increased temperature and gained sweat glands to help cope with it further.
      As we branched out of that environment we started depending on animal skin to help with temperature regulation in colder climates. Social custom such as not wanting to see each others gentiles arose out of that.

      Essentially, to say that every other intelligent life form is going to mimic humanity by creating clothing is moronic. It only makes sense if said life form had a long history of utilizing different ways to survive in different environments without depending on natural selection to achieve it biologically, which is certainly an aspect of intelligence but not a necessity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You could speculate that one begot the other. Like losing our body hair and requiring animal skin for protection could have led to our intelligence, and perhaps its the only way seeing as we are the only example.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Possibly, though obvious given the intelligence of other apes we were still pretty intelligent when we weren't wearing clothes. It was probably one of many enhancements to our intelligence though.

          You'll notice shit tier human cultures near the equator to this day don't wear clothing, I don't think Australian abbos wore anything at all until contact with Europeans. It simply isn't necessary if you're in a hot environment and have enough melanin to protect your skin from the sun.

          Every other race of mankind that lives in extremes like northern europe during the winter or deserts like the Sahara uses clothing, on top of other complex behaviors that require intelligence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >evolution makes us less adaptable to our environment
          why can't I drink sea water lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        debunked by savages wearing clothing in hot climates too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What is influence by other cultures

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cultural influence as well. i listen to a lot of journals from old european conquistador types and "innocent people" is often synonymous with naked people. i imagine they just start copying clothes because the cool new white people do it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This, shit like war paint as well. Humans altering their appearance to try and look like some other shit for some primitive religious beliefs is also a thing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's what they actually look like? I had no idea that they had that "head." That's scary as FRICK!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >not anal

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they basically look exactly like that alien race from the lovecraft mythos who transfers their collective consciousness into other intelligent species because they are losing a war with a race of ctulhus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even slightly

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >humanoid with neck, chest, rib cage, and pussy with an arm coming out of it
    bravo

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any movies with aliens where it's not just a gray man, slimy panther, or large octopus?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ritual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated movie. Solid build up for a wild finale with that thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It would be quite good but it's ruined by the insultingly moronic exposition dump scene with the friendly village girl that serves nothing but to ruin the mystique and horror.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like one of the bosses from Timesplitters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's cloverfield monster with a fantasy skin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The two have literally nothing in common. Almost every western monster design since Cloverfield has ripped off Clover, but this is one of the rare exceptions.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >short head
            >big torso
            >4 legs
            >Small short back legs
            >Long, weird angled front legs
            >no eyes, all forehead
            Quiet place monster is like that too
            Muto follows the same silhouette
            They are all pretty similar dude
            It's ok if you don't like my reading
            But don't delude yourself, when one thing sells, everyone tries to do more or less the same thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a deer with a human torso for a head. Nothing like the lanky demon monke we've been getting since cloverfield.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because you are reading just the head
            Everything else is the lanky demon monke silhouette is you see it from the side
            I'om telling you, it's a good skin.
            It's a horror skin, it's a good skin.
            But the DESIGN isn't good.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Its a deer, the leg proportions are a bit fricked but it's still a deer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I can see what you mean.
                But character design doesn't exist in a vacuum.
                There wasn't 2 chained dude in a dungeon that never seen the light of day, and come up out of the blue with "a deer with frick'd up proportions!"
                There was to guys sitting on a desk having watched a thousand movies, and come up with "The clover fiel monster, but we'll make a fresh spin, an animal instead... what about a deer?"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nah its a nordic mythological thing. i've seen pictures of it before the movie even existed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i've seen pictures of it before the movie even existed
                I'll like to see that, and Jötunn on google only depicts post-movie Jötunns
                Where Jötunn means literally "giant" and has nothing to do with elks or horror elements

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The cloverfield monster design is just an extension of the skeletal dinosaur design Stan Winston implemented into the queen xenomorph.
                You take a human, give it very long spindly bat like arms and shorter legs and make it a quadruped. Basically a skeletal ape with incredibly long arms.

                That is a cloverfield monster, it's like the same shit as The Rake or the SCP that hates to be seen. Combine human necrotic features with very very long grabby arms.

                This deer? It looks more like the leg proportions were made slightly human-ish as the theme of the creatures design is a deer but with random humans parts fused within (I.E the human arm antlers).
                I am not seeing a cloverfield influence. It's main feature is not long lanky arms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is that red thing between his legs his wiener cause i would polish the demongod out of it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The movie was pants-shittingly terrifying until they shown that thing. Then it just completely deflated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, I actually started to like the thing when it started it's "kneel before me" shit. It was kind of cute and sympathetic in a way. All that shit those guys went through it was literally because they weren't paying tribute to it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, it was funny, but it wasn't scary in the slightest. Like, they explain where it comes from mythology wise, show it and for some reason I just stopped being afraid. I was literally on the edge on my seat the entire time they were in the spooky house, though. Had to pause the movie several times. And then just, poof. Zero fear. Still an enjoyable experience overall.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's why shit like the Blair Witch still holds up. The unknown is always scarier than what is known. But audiences still love to see their monsters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        creature kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      avatar
      super 8
      battle los angeles

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >troony ayy squid gives wahmen power because she will save the world one day
    >the man in the movie is just loyal dog and follower who will die for her
    what the frick is this shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE WILL NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BEAR CHILD INSIDE ONLY TO LET IT DIE

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >scifi alien
    >0 dexterity
    >built huegh spaceship somehow

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    UFOPORNOOO

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they have pectoral muscles if they don't have arms?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Salad Fingers Dick

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why did i find this hot

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of my least favourite Carlos Huante's designs

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arrival was comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Girls aren't allowed to post on Cinemaphile

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien lifeforms speak in Yoga Center logos

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, we never saw their entire bodies in the movie, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We do. In the film however they're obscured a bit by the mist and the camera work jumps between their "head" and their "trunk" to make it dubious as to where their actual face is.

      The humans want to think the human like head at the top is their face, but it could very well just be some other organ.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MOOOOODS!

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where's its face? Or does it not have one?

  37. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    >when women think up aliens
    >just some b***hes hand with a fetus-like growth at the end and huge pussy
    This is moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when women think up aliens
      the original story was written by a man, the adaptation was written by a man, the movie was directed by a man

      did being an incel break your break or are you naturally moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its called bait. you've been rused. it was a troll, a trick, a prank. he's pushin your buttons, yankin your chain, guy. have a rest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >break your brain*

  38. 2 years ago
    MentalCrash

    I want a short series adaptation. Could even work well in documentary format.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    denis villenueve has never made a good movie

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Abbott was death process

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "no"

    • 2 years ago
      MentalCrash

      But who's on first?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was their species related to humans? The thing looks like a giant man with tentacle feet

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