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>everybody should feel safe in the writer's room
Basically the explanation for why everything sucks now.
>if people felt like they were going to get molested in the writing room media would be better
care to explain the logic behind this?
tragedy + time = comedy
why is he growing a beard? what's he hiding
He's not hiding that depression and feeling of inevitability of jail time.
shit's getting real
sickelodeon
Probably innocent, definitely soulless.
What's jack black got to do with nickelodeon?
Stupid b***h trying to ruin a man's good name.
>web designer
Whenever I read that term I just think about spiders.
It's part of his pedomaxxing.
His turkey neck
He's not hiding anything. On the contrary, he's displaying the pubes of his victims on his face as some sort of sick trophy
Wow. He believes it gives him sexual powers according to my sources
his victims aren't old enough to grow pubes dude
>what underage feet does to a mfer
have you seen his neck? he's lucasmaxxing
His trust fund band
he has like three chins anon
Footprints
The guy was a visionary and they are crucifying him just because he put every single Nickelodeon starlets entire feet in his mouth multiple times.
He also has, or had, access to the networks and private home computers of half of hollywood, the sleazy side.
>Dan talks about Quiet on set
Why is he talking about Metal Gear instead of the accusations?
Underrated
idgi
Is he breaking the Quiet? That would indeed be weird.
live protest
Wow this chick really really seems disgruntled as frick
And the only thing that happened to her was hurt feelings. Imagine if she went through the things that Drake Bell suffered. She's probably most bitter about never getting a career after Nickelodeon. I swear she looks like the bartender of this place I would always hit up in LA. I'm sure it was her.
lmao that s-o-y sauce dye job lmao dis homie lookin like he ate out Kikkoman lol this dude put his whole head in the la choy
The writer's room is one thing.
But Dan's funky van? No one should feel safe inside that.
kek I miss Danposting
How can he possibly think that beard looks good
why does he look like DSP lmao
wow dood I HAVE A WIFE I DON'T LOOK AT OTHER WOMEN *snort*
>WOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I COULDNT TOUCH THEIR FEET???????
>sniffing an actress’s feet
>”oh the camera’s on”
dude's turning into Rip Torn
Amanda Bynes said Dan did nothing to her.
Drake Bell said Dan supported him AFTER he was raped
Miranda Cosgrove and Ariana Grande said he did nothing
Jeanette said "The Creator" was an butthole, and she refused the hush money, and he did nothing to her.
Dan has a foot fetish and understands the pretty young women are good for his target demo. It is possible we owe him an apology outside of this.
That's the funniest part. This doc literally only uses his image, but then everything in it is about somebody else.
He's literally people's white whale. They keep trying to connect something to him, but anyone that matters fricking defends him. He probably just liked feet. But outside of that, I kind of agree that he probably just thought it was shit kids did. (Feet = Gross; it is footgays).
Amanda Bynes is the biggest headcase and has no career to protect and she never called him out on that shit. Rather other producers. Nobody else really went after him either.
It's really weird because people on X keep telling people to watch the doc and how he's a pervert, but everyone basically defended him and blamed it on a producer. It's not like Dan has some crazy clout anymore either, he's pretty much retried.
gayest post itt
Who was the boss that knocked her up? She said she had to get an abortion at 13 because her boss impregnated her.
Yeah I loved the memes but I never bought that he was doing highly illegal shit on the set on Nickelodeon. He's just a weird fat dude who wanted to come across as "hip" to the young cast.
I always thought the writers just decided that kids thought feet were funny because they're stinky.
They're all scared of him.
>gets a former icarly actor to throw him softball questions on a fake interview literally posted on his own channel
Wtf is this shit lol
Is it possible that Dan Schneider just thinks doing weird stuff with feet in a kids show is funny? Is it possible that the deviant foot fetishists are projecting their kink and saying it's all sexual because they find feet sexual?
Possible, but unlikely
Yes, also people are rewatching episodes and clips with the belief that everything has some hidden pedophilic message and that obviously changes how people perceive the various jokes and gags in the show
>Is it possible that the deviant foot fetishists are projecting their kink and saying it's all sexual because they find feet sexual?
Are you implying that an entire generation of humans are suffering from severe porn brainrot?
No. Some of the foot stuff was “lol gross out”, but a lot of it was just girls showing off their feet for the camera or getting foot rubs from another character. It lacked all the gross out reactions you’d expect from foot jokes and was pretty clearly just fetish fuel
He’s a foot fan! Alright…
all of a sudaahh
it's a black male thaaaang!
>all of a sudaaaaaah...
Quentin "Uno farto @ 3:17" Tarantino
>It's a Black male thing!
the feet focus is too consistent to just be a joke
not consistent at all
Married with Children did it first.
so...
it turns out he didn't actually rape anyone?
I'm trying not to sound disappointed, like, what's wrong with me?
>it turns out he didn't actually rape anyone?
We’ll never know until after he’s dead. It’ll be like Jimmy Savile all over again.
he never had any allegations. hes just a weird nerd who made kid shows and got memed on for looking like a huge pedo. it was mostly fueled by his appearance if he had looked like a normal dude nobody would even care
Didn't Dan "The Man" "Get In The Van" Schneider bang Michelle Obama?
Damn, Dan fricked Big Mike?
Damn, Britney's sister mogged the frick out of VJ
not even close
Is that taylors bunion??
I believe him
Instead of apologizing why can't he just say
>my intent was not to upset anyone, it wasn't intended as anything other than humerous, and if someone had told me they were uncomfortable I would have stopped.
he says that first
First thing he says is it was totally unacceptable
And at what point are people going to take responsibility for themselves and actually say it instead of go
>ha ha yeah this is great
only to turn around and go to some magazine or journo ten years later and whinge about it.
If you're not uncomfortable enough to say something you're obviously not that uncomfortable, or the money you're getting paid is more important to you in which it's clearly not that bad.
Because it goes without saying that everyone felt uncomfortable around him.
After watching this series I actually think Dan is probably innocent of anything extremely wrong. I don't think he ever touched any kids but he's definitely a weirdo and loves feet. Most likely he was smart enough to know he couldnt get away with it.
These parents are fame vultures. The only real one was drakes dad.
>Cinemaphile spends years trashing dan making up allegations
>documentary exposes him rumours finally pick up tractions
>errrm he’s innocent now actually
It's because the documentary didn't expose shit.
This only happens because anons didn't get beaten enough growing up.
Maybe boomers should stop taking internet shitposts and memes at face value. We're just dicking around here.
>HACKERS ON STEROIDS
>AN INTERNET HATE MACHINE
>wow, Cinemaphile used to call this guy a pedo, but now that it’s clear there’s no proof and he has testimony in his favor, they stop?!
>you guys are so stupid
Saying the exact opposite of the current popular thing is not a personality.
Maybe you should ponder why you refuse to change your view in light of new evidence
Maybe you should ponder why you're tilting for a creepy guy who plastered fetish fuel for himself all over every project he was involved with because "achually TECHNICALLY he didn't do anything illegal".
>who plastered fetish fuel for himself all over every project he was involved with
But enough about modern lgbtq writers
It is likely correct thoughbeit
Neither is conforming to everything mainstream media and government says you troony freak
tv alleged he was raping kids
this documentary showed he literally raped no one because no one accused him of anything
It’s just some fat b***h crying about white males not laughing at her jokes and the crazy pickle pedo
Cinemaphile is contrarian
Same happened with israeli producers like Big Harv (who did NOTHING wrong)
How could he have done anything with that cauliflower dick anyway.
>Cinemaphile spends years joking about a creepy looking guy who added a suspicious amount of ‘little girls’ feet’ to every program he worked on
>when people start taking the meme seriously, and entire documentaries come out which seem to indicate he did nothing wrong, Cinemaphile acknowledges that he probably did nothing wrong
It was jokes, anon. We used to be allowed to have those before all of (You) showed up and took it seriously and spread it to normie social media. That people started taking the Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider posts seriously enough to have this documentary get made is definitive proof that the collective IQ of the people who browse these boards has gone down over the years.
Also let's not pretend this isn't Warner Bros./Discovery playing dirty and trying to devalue Paramount's top assets.
>making up
>>Cinemaphile spends years trashing dan making up allegations
>understanbly, nothing happens
>one woman makes up allegations
>entire justice system gears up to destroy his life
The turn happened years ago when the homosexual teabag drama channels started covering the rumors we made up.
IT WAS ALL A MEME
I USED TO READ NICK MAGAZINE
ROSIE O' D UP IN THE LIMOUSINE
>Cinemaphile spends years shitposting about reptilian imposters and summoning succubi
>Facebook boomers come here and take it all literally, giving themselves self-induced schizophrenia
Never take the shitposting seriously. Free Dan 'the Innocent Man' Schneider
dan was guilty in the same way sam hyde was
>Cinemaphile spends years trashing dan making up allegations
being this moronic
what was his name again?
Dan 'how about I touch up your spray tan in the back of my van' Schneider
how are these 2 people the same person? did he take ozempic? I had no idea who the frick that was in the op at first
Ham Schneider
Dan "Hey Ariana, open bobs and vagana you bich lasagna" Schneider
I don't know how he's keeping these girls silent, but he is.
Most victims are terrified to speak out against abusers precisely because they believe the abuser has the power to make them pay.
he can take away whatever he gave for their parents silence.
I think Weinstein should be released and all the prostitutes apologize
T-bo interviewing Dan was the last thing I expected
>uploading on his own channel
>doesn’t mention feet
people are buying this shit?
F
>Man In Bynes
My honest opinion & I might receive negative feedback but I'm not bothered.
Dan Schneider has not committed any wrongdoing. There are no "accusations" against him. No one has accused him of sexually assaulting or abusing them.
People are interpreting these playful skits in their own way. Some claim he has a foot fetish, others suggest that innocent childhood shows have hidden sexual undertones, which is absurd. Schneider did not write every script; as he mentioned, scripts go through multiple writers and other individuals.
Brian Peck is a pedophile, a fact we know. Schneider had no connection to him. He did not hire him and had minimal interaction with him.
His main "offense" was being the face of Nickelodeon and not stopping harmless shoulder massages??? It is unfair to twist something innocent into something sexual.
All I will say is, there is a reason why no prominent actor/actress from shows like Kenan & Kel, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, and All That have spoken negatively about Dan Schneider. People will say it’s because they are “scared” of him. Scared of what? He isn’t some major force in any industry.
Those claiming to have been "wronged" are likely upset that their careers did not flourish as expected and that they were not prioritized. That is not Schneider's fault.
It frustrates me when people spread misinformation about this.
>My honest opinion & I might receive negative feedback but I'm not bothered.
what subreddit did you copy/paste this from?
THERE
IS
NOTHING
WRONG
WITH
HAVING
A
FOOT
FETISH!
right?
And it should be completely normal to display bare booty spanking. Regularly. On most, if not all programs.
Has anyone stopped to realize that Cinemaphile is probably responsible for bringing this to light? Literally NO ONE but Cinemaphile was talking about this 10+ years ago.
You mean to tell me that boomers take internet memes seriously and then try to turn those memes into irl political marketing tools? No fricking way?
I mean, I totally didn't watch our institutions literally morph into reddit/tumblr over the last 10 years. Boomers would never get confused about the internet. Haha. That would be unheard of!
>I have spent too much of the last decade on Cinemaphile
Dan memes were pre Pizzagate, Me Too, Epstein, etc, since then people are more on alert about noncery.
it’s been a lot on that “entertainment lawyer” blind gossip blog, I know because I chatted up a girl at a bar who was a big reader of that blog we both knew about Dan the Man. One of the (many) times Cinemaphile has helped me in real world social situations
Nah I had normie friends at work who knew about it back then
I first learned about Epstein on /b/ like 14 years ago.
I get why he is apologizing but as usual it really makes me think less of him. It's not going to work either. These witch hunts don't stop if the witch begs and recants, they only stop when the witch is burned at the stake. Because that's the real end goal of things like this: to hurt and destroy someone guilt free and with social blessing.
His career was dead anyway before this since he created shit like Henry danger
Honestly thr biggest red flag is Disney hiring peck AFTER being in prison for child rape. They should be lighting the fire under Disneys ass
agreed.
I'm glad I cancelled Disney+
>there should be a therapist on set working as a middle man, so that people like me don’t have to be responsible for being such a colossal dick it makes vulnerable people like literal children too afraid to admit they’re having a bad time
Well at least it’s any kind of suggestion at all, I’ll give him that. But I can imagine it becoming real fricking useless real fricking fast.
I have a feeling Schneider hates women because they find him cringe-worthy.
Reminder that Dan is based
Finished episode 3. Holy shit I would have been LIVID if I was his father. He knew Brian was a fricking creep and told his wife to keep Drake away, and she basically ignored him. That was heartbreaking to see him break down.
>poor dumbass says “well I sure am glad that didn’t happen to YOU, son” when drake is excitedly telling him about how the molestor was finally caught
>Drake doesn’t have the heart to break it to him, shields him from the truth
>the dad doesn’t get to go provide support and at least be a 4th person on that empty side of the court room
You're always going livid
Humiliation Ritual
>comments are turned off
ultimate admission of guilt
REEEEE YOU HAVE TO LET ME COMMENT REEE
It’s literally his channel, he got t-Bo acting like some investigative journalist lmao
Guilty until proven innocent.
only thing this dude is doing wrong is capitulating to the mob. frick em.
blud looks like dsp
Dan "get me Agents K and J" Schneider
Where there’s smoke there’s fire sorry Dan this interview doesn’t help
BUT the real childhood trauma is having your personal data harvested by hackers, governments, and corporations.
>Dan, let's talk about the anal rape of minors. From what I've seen ...not cool.
>Apology tour
>Comments off
Nah he's still a stinky pedo like the rest of them
Show some solidarity you weasel
Guys, leave dan alone.
he has a family to take care of.
whatever brittney spears little minor sisters name is, when dan raped her when she was still a minor and she had his son.
He looked better fat
He still is fat though
That’s average weight where I’m from
from fat to Cinemaphile
those are some solid kicks
underrated post
i'll side with dan over some lying foid
tfd
>that fake crying as 15:50
COWARD
he wants kinosseurs to think for themselves and ignore the tiktok zoomer mob trying to tear down a great white man with lies and slander. P based imho
Drake said Dan called and found out about the abuse and said Dan was the only one there for him. How did he know? In this article Dan says Drakes mom asked him for help to write something for court. But somehow she didnt break the news Drakes dad? What the hell.
>Drake said Dan called and found out about the abuse and said Dan was the only one there for him.
Bros before toes
Is there any actual proof that this guy is a pedo?
no, it was just a meme
things just got out of hand
This absolutely pathetic astroturfed video to get ahead of the controversy is not a good sign.
T-bo is a real journalist chud
The allegations are also astroturfed, so why not fight fire with fire?
Ignoring this stuff is no longer an option, it will just mutate out of control
>Is there any actual proof that this guy is a pedo?
A thousand page document that will emerge after he dies. This is my prediction.
11 years later and dan the man threads still make me lol
kek
Given they did a HUGE EXPOSE and therein was not one single untoward allegation I'd have to say no.
I actually feel bad, I've been in those threads writing names that imply he's a pedo for years, but I was just joking. No one was serious.
Why feel bad? Fatsos should be humiliated every waking moment of their lives
Making fun of a guy because he's slightly creepy and fat and actually wanting harm to come to him is two different things.
It'd be like if Pierce Brosnan got a mob after him due to blowing up Planet Fitness gyms. I feel partially responsible because I should have figured morons would think I (and others) were being serious.
Imagine white knighting for some fat, israeli pedophile. Imagine doing that for the sole reason of “lol dan posting”. I’d say you creeps need Jesus but I don’t want to affiliate with you in any way, let alone sharing my religion.
>make up a fake scenario in your head
>it turns out that fake scenario isn't true
>get angry and lash out
Expected from a Christain!
rare moment a mass replier actually btfo'd someone lmao
Amanda will never say it and they will never prove it but I think Dan fricked her. Probably often. It was more than just the foot fetish with all the under aged girls these forums make fun of him for.
Of course he went further than just meat to feet. Have you seen Jamie Spears' baby?
I believe it, there's a reason Amanda is as fricked up as Drake and still abuse alcohol and drugs and get in trouble and destroyed their careers ,even to this day. They got the same demons.
The right is the new clown world. Dude never had a single accusation against him. They are doing all this from Cinemaphile memes lmao
If you're male and not good looking you're basically fricked.
Why not a peep about the parents who knowingly prostituted their children?
>Why not a peep about the parents who knowingly prostituted their children?
Same reason nobody talked about them during the Catholic Church rape scandal. None of this is actually about doing right by the victims, it is solely about finding a convincing excuse to tear down the people they were already gunning for. Rallying around molested kids is simply a convenient strategy for these mobs.
>Dan the man
More like Dan the Diddler
Pickle hider Schneider has awful facial hair genetics. So wispy.
Dan The Man with the Plan Schneider won't go down quietly
He'll take the entirety of Nickelodeon with him if necessary
He still didn’t say anything about the foot thing but at least he’s saying something finally. Still pretty suspect and he was just an butthole to work with
Man I'm torn. This meme is getting funny because there's zero evidence on Schneider, but I fricking hate foot gays with a passion. They're like crybaby potheads who have to let everyone know at all times that they smoke weed.
Go smoke a joint you neurotic homosexual
>a joint
Go to bed grandpa
i'm high rn deal with ito
Is that... a fat man??... WITH POOR SOCIAL AWARENESS???!!! AAAHHHHH IM GOING INSANE!!! SAVE ME Black personMAN!!!!
>"I'm not a pedophile, that's what's so insane about this," he said.
I legitimately can't believe this documentary vindicated him and his worst crime was being an butthole Hollywood exec
And? AND? WHOOPDIE DOO WE RUINED SOMEONE'S LIFE WOW CONGRATS DIPSHITS. There is no proof against this guy, zilch, nada. It baffles me why such a great guy like Dan has been fired and slandered. He may be a little clingy. I get that. But he's a sweet guy who wouldn't harm anyone. He's a really funny writer too all of his shows are hits and the kids love him. Nick will burn without me. I know you guys will regret doing this to innocent Dan. So that's why I'm starting the hashtag #BringBackDanSchneider. Do something positive for once and help fix this wrong.
>Nick will burn without me.
Hi Dan, I'm very jealous you got to eye frick Ariana Grande daily
>Memeing beer can dan back into nick
Would be based but this website isn't based anymore
>fake crying moment
>comments turned off
>distraction beard on
yep he's guilt
Brian peck and Jason handy bother me more since they really physically did stuff and again after getting caught. And peck is super weird for the Gary thing and calling drake’s girlfriends house. And Jason sending an email like that in 2001
I remember way back in 2012 Cinemaphile was right about Dan Schneider being a pedophile.
Where’s the proof Brian peck had a gacy painting?
This has been ten to fifteen years in the making
anons were making dan the man threads when i first came here. it's finally happening
ozempic hit for him
Yes this is trademark Ozempic look. Fat loss without the work it normally takes to get there. Fat faces remain.
Why the frick is the bagel guy from icarly interviewing him?
Is that seriously who it is?
>watching the first episode
>One woman says a snot joke is a cumshot joke
I honestly think these people are more perverted than Dan is. That was clearly just a snot joke.
WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN?
You mean...
Beer Can Dan?
Danny Diapers?
"Ass Man" Dan?
Danny Daycare?
Spread 'em Dan?
Candy Man Dan?
Family Man Dan?
"Big Daddy" Dan?
"Deepthroat" Dan?
The Big Dick @ Nick?
“Dirty” Dan Schneider?
Open Wider Schneider?
Schneider The Butcher?
"Bend Over" Schneider?
"Foot Soldier" Schneider?
Dan “The Man” Schneider?
Dan "The Biter" Schneider?
Dan "The Spider" Schneider?
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider?
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider?
"Down South" Dan Schneider?
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider?
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider?
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider?
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider?
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider?
Dan “The Collector” Schneider?
"No Lube Required" Schneider?
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider?
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider?
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider?
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider?
Dan "dicky Hoarder" Schneider?
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider?
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider?
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider?
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider?
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider?
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider?
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider?
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider?
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider?
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider?
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider?
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider?
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider?
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider?
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider?
Dan "The c**t Destroyerr" Schneider?
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider?
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider?
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider?
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider?
Dan "Goes Wild with your Child" Scheider?
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider?
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider?
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider?
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider?
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider?
Dan "You Want To Be Famous, Don't You?" Schneider
Dan "Gimme That dicky if You Want the Money" Schneider?
I enjoy that you sorted the strings by size, pleasing to look at that way
Are you really going to make me do work just to have a list where every name rhymes? Goddammit.
Man there was one of these posts with a name ending with "fun foot hilarity" I forgot the first part. I remember it made my sides hurt.
Dan "post nut clarity from that fun foot hilarity" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
kek
Oh yeah, I'm sure a redditor wouldn't lie for upvotes and reddit gold.
>slime
>adhesive
>Cinemaphile calls him a pedo for at least 10 years
>normies finally go after him
>Cinemaphile now likes him, thinks he dindu nuffin and defends him
You people are legitimately mentally ill. Are you just determined to have the opposing opinion of normies or something?
Fakest shit I've ever heard in my life and Dan acted like his closest friend wearing mittens to touch those questions. This is so below softball, it's marshmallow.
>Dan is FULLY CLOTHED in a hot tub during a skit with Amanda, who is in a bathing suit
>the people in the documentary say that it's deeply disturbing
Lmao why are they making up moronic shit? All they had to do is focus on the feet stuff and improper behind the scenes stuff. It's stupid stuff like this that makes me think he might actually be innocent.
>It's stupid stuff like this that makes me think he might actually be innocent
So strange, because for the last decade or more we've had less to go on and apophenia'd our way into calling him a pedo. Innit weird? Innit odd?
I'm watching the first episode, and they've BARELY talked about the feet sketches. They've psycho analyzed two sketches that are literally nothing, and it's two broad squawking about the set being a boys club
the #metoo angle does reveal a causative relationship between schneider and the rapes
create a work environment of violation and fear -> wear down moral and legal boundaries between men and women, then adults and children -> kids get raped
he was at least partially responsible if not directly complicit
>the #metoo angle
true being a demanding boss and making disparaging comments about female writers is not a crime yet but in the post metoo era everything that makes females feel uncomfortable is a form of assault.
It's partially the contrarianism but there's a disconnect going on here. This thing was hyped as the big Dan Schneider exposè and outside of Bell, there wasn't any new information and the whole thing felt tame compared to what's been said about him. If you didn't follow the Dan stuff it's this big moment. If you did?
I don't particularly view him as exonerated but you need to understand the conspiracy theories online reached "the bastard father of Jamie Lynn Spears's kid", and that basically every girl in these shows was molested.
He's not exonerated in my eyes but like, the narrative had always been that he personally diddled the kids. When you look at the rumors that have circulated online about him for years, and the most thorough investigation of the topic that has ever been done comes up with none of it?
I went and got high and reflected and you're right. It is tame compared to the threads where schizos went much deeper. But I guess what gets me is that he's in the mainstream now. Isn't that what we should want? Now there are more eyes. If he's really a kiddie diddler that's a schizo win.
It is what we want but it feels off. The dark truth is #MeToo is the modern equivalent of watching criminals turned gladiators fight in the arena.
We're here to see justice done but whether we admit it or not we're also here for the show, we just try to prioritize justice and the victim's wellbeing before tjat. And I think with every rumor that has circulated about Schneider since we were all teenagers if not kids well over a decade ago at this point? There's a sense of "we're not even gonna talk about that?"
"limited hangout" is the term you seek
>When their veil of secrecy is shredded and they can no longer rely on a phony cover story to misinform the public, they resort to admitting -sometimes even volunteering- some of the truth while still managing to withhold the key and damaging facts in the case. The public, however, is usually so intrigued by the new information that it never thinks to pursue the matter further.
"they" in this case wouldn't only encompass Dan's camp, but also whoever he hired to run interference/muckrake
This is what's interesting, sit down everyone, history lesson time.
The first guy to ever bring up the "Schneider is the father" allegation and a lot of this crazy shit was on a blog in 2012, this blog which claimed to be made up of Hollywood insiders, "Crazy Days and Nights", was all over the place. when it wasn't completely missing the mark, it was outing Weinstein years before #MeToo. One of the figures on the blog "Himmmm", posted the first big rundown on Schneider.
Now, every possible person who has been theorized to be this guy has been scratched off the list because he loves playing 20 questions and has given different clues to different identities at different times, but back then the person he kept hinting at was Robert Downey Jr. after that it was Talley Griffith.
The person in question seldom named who he was talking about and would let the readers piece it together. But this guy had Hollywood shitting their pants. Even now when the site creator is doxed and his life is ruined by tons of defamation suits, Himmmm is out there somewhere and now that it's been confirmed the creator of the site wasn't an insider at all, there's an underlying question of how he got all this info because Himmmm seemed to genuinely be the real deal on Hollywood insider shit
The comments section offered the same anonymity as Cinemaphile and tons of actors, publicists, directors and random Hollywood people would go on there to post rumors and shill people. The craziest thing is that even though the site is still up, the comments section has been nuked multiple times. That's where the real interesting info popped up. The trick to blind items, which have been around since the 1920s, is to mix in truth with bullshit so that you can get away with it by just saying you made it up. CDAN was about 40% truth and 60% lies.
There are quite a few actors, writers and Hollywood people posting shit on Cinemaphile and /b/ but people are so stupid they don't notice when an actual insider is dropping info.
Plausible deniability
the CDAN posts about Redstone & Schneider:
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/01/four-for-friday-its-about-time-himmmm.html
>One of the biggest victims of the Producer has a LOT of proof against him. Irrefutable proof that can bring the whole house down on them all.
pic related
Assuming she didn't get Epsteined beforehand, If she got a dna test that would burn Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider to the ground. That whole situation would be a clusterfrick
It's a psyop you doofus. Why the hell would you even trust ~~*HBO*~~ to tell you the whole truth anyway?
THIS IS LITERAL EVIL SATANIC PEDOPHILE DEMONIC CONTENT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj5GfBG3i4o
Lol no one objected to this.
she just wanted to get the potato cum theres nothing sinister going on here
most people did not watch porn then , it was still the DVD rental era.
uh huh
Fricking Dan grooming young boys into being heterosexual!
Grooming young girls to be prostitutes you mean
it's weird because in a way this comes across as more innocent than the other examples, in a way
like it's clearly somewhat sexual, but not in a sneaky, creepy way
it just is what it is, no one was tricked here, it's all in the open
I hate that I used "in a way" twice lol
I remember posting that on teh vesti back in the day
The vestibule? Oh shit you just made me feel old
im like 80% sure that was my introduction to the show and obviously Ariana
didn't expect to see a reference to teh vesti in 2024
Dan Schneider cummed inside her
The black guy and his mom was so funny
>AY YO DIS WHY I DON’T TRUST WHITE PEOPLE THEY MADE ME RAP ABOUT BEING A FETUS
>And then I saw my baby boy get his dick sucked by a dog I said laaaaaawdddddd Jesus have mercy
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AYYO, ITS T-BO
>it was just a prank bro!
Do you think Drake has a juicy wiener?
Why do adults misinterpret Dan's vision?
Is no one gonna talk about how Ray Romano had no problem eating a pickle given to him through a glory hole?
It was "the best thing that ever happened to him."
I can believe this. Dan's a footgay and other people in the industry likely approached him with 'ideas' for his shows (include my fetish in a scene, Dan) and that's the furthest he's ever taken it.
Coke Can Dan did nothing wrong.
I have a foot fetish, but I just went and got nail tech license so I can give pedicures to cute girls to satisfy it. I didn't try to frick underage girls and get them to show me their feet.
>No questions about why he asked kids to send pics of feet
>No question about why he was filming behind the scenes content of the sets of iCarly and Victorious and being touchy feely with the cast
when no other creator was doing this
>No question about him being in the hot tub with Amanda on the Amanda show
>No question why the chick who played the nerd in Zoey 101 was sitting on his lap
>A question about inappropriate jokes but no specific examples that show these adult innuendos were impossible for the target demo to understand
When the black dude said he was going to ask about questions that were "swirling forever", I was really hoping for at least one of these.
i could have saved her
I'm surprised the reddit one they got didn't bring these up to them. You know he's seen 'em.
I mean, I admit it, I bought into the memes, even though every time "something" came up about him it never really was actually illegal... But it's just, I mean, the guy just looks so much like a pedophile, so much like a pedophile. Just fricking look at him.
92% of men have confessed they might be paedophiles in a national questionnaire
wasnt there a rumor about Viacom chief Sumner Redstone being some kinda perv / sex pest?
>"If Dan is guilty, why hasn't anyone else come forward?!"
>After Drake Bell came forward about Brian Peck, he was in serious wreck because the driver somehow "fell asleep" going 60 mph.
I think most people are either still in the industry and don't want to lose what they have (Josh Peck, Miranda Cosgrove), or are genuinely too afraid to come out about what happened. These sick fricks run Hollywood and could erase people if they gave them a reason
>After Drake Bell came forward about Brian Peck, he was in serious wreck because the driver somehow "fell asleep" going 60 mph.
just looked this up wtf
if the women in charge of this documentary had any hair on their chests they would have gone way fricking deeper on peck. hes the loose end here, not schneider
Dan did nothing wrong. It was another time when WACKY humor was normal. If any of the food stuff seeped into his work, it was without him realizing and it so subtle no one else realized.
>food
*foot
reminder that Cinemaphile was calling this guy out as a pedo well before normies caught on
Want a bagel?
Court of public opinion was always going to be against Dan the Man Schneider, especially when people started making music about it.
Dan "the Man from dicky-chan" "Don't call me that" Schneider*, get it right
lol the Black person just randomly brings up how diverse his show was to make him look good
he's an equal opportunity toe sucker
its why she went crazy and took a taxi ride from NYC to L.A. to burn the house the raped her in down
>A mass replyer that isn't a homosexual
I KNEEL
DAN'S SHILL HAS NO EFFECT ON ME
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>Contrarians side with Dan "The Man with the van" Schneider
>they both ended up around sex and drugs is very telling
that the usual route for child actors though
Looks like a young Rip Torn
the guy ruined nick, used to be about cartooons then became about teen girl sitcoms.
>when so many of a single TV executive's stars are getting molested
it was one star
What’s up with Amanda bynes face tattoo it doesn’t look good
She got broken in by Beer Can Dan.
>those people who said when they were doing a tour of the nickelodeon studio as a kid dan said they could take their shoes off in his office and run around barefoot
this solidified it for me
Dan’s sensibilities in terms of talent selection, wardrobe and subject matter makes it quite obvious that he’s attracted to underage girls. He HAS to be.
But, we have no evidence to say that he acted on his feelings in any way. Seems to me he was content with looking and hugging and directing subtle softcore.
The only way he isn’t a pedo would be if he was purely interested in appealing to boys who are watching for the waifus.
So if they were all ugly it would be fine?
If they were all ugly it would reflect differently on his presumed character. But, I think the shows would have done worse in the ratings if he only cast uggos.
Gotcha motherfricker!!!
How do you know if a child is ugly or not you fricking perverted piece of shit???
Same way you can tell if a man is handsome or ugly without being gay you moron.
Wow so you're a gay chomosexual holy shit.
>Wow the sky looks good today
>UM???? YOU WANT TO FRICK THE SKY? OKAY WEIRDO
So why is it a problem if he casts hot girls then?
It wasn't?
Because we were all that age at some point?
This is what happens when fattys get any ounce of fame or success. Fatass revenge fantasy
>go to drakes twitter to see how hes doing
>its filled with nothing but him shilling crypto scams
Dan" the best thing about ninety nine year olds, there are ninety of them" schneider, is the least innocent fatman.
poor amanda bynes. I pray for her.
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this girl is a crazy anti-white feminist c**t
i am starting to believe dan schneider was innocent