Dark Angel

I'm watching it now and it's so fricking good holy shit

I'm not just going to ask "why did it get canceled," but I am asking how come James Cameron made a TV show for the first and last time ever, and Fox assfricked him on it as if he were just every other loser who ever made a TV show for them

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fox is a bunch of morons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It cost a fortune to make, it was very popular but very expensive also this

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not good. It ran on 2000s Jessica Alba on a catsuit. You'd think the episodes where she goes into mating season are a bit out there, but you keep watching. Then the second season screws all the plotlines it left opened rushing it mindlessly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jessica Alba on a catsuit
      Good enough for me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the "heat" shit was cringe but all the William Gibson shit is gold

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It ran on 2000s Jessica Alba on a catsuit.
      The Resident Evil and Underworld series managed to make loads of profitable movies that were nothing but a sexy lead actress doing violence while dressed in loose clothes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in retrospect this was the first time Cameron revealed that he really, really wanted to frick a cat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't seem like Cameron was very involved other than helping create the show. He hopped in to direct one ep at the end

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It ran on 2000s Jessica Alba on a catsuit
      2000s Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit took the Underworld series from a 4/10 to an 8/10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2000s Jessica Alba on a catsuit
      Sold.
      but yeah seriously it wasn't very good. too sci fi and the rest of the cast wasn't good or interesting.
      still, i wonder why she didn't land another series after, eye candy like her should always do good ratings. i guess movies were more lucrative for her.
      many years later she did another show L.A.'s Finest but no one saw it, it was on some network nobody watches.
      L.A.'s Finest looked kinda bad, instead of having her as the main star and letting her be sexy she was relegated to co-starring with some walled Queen Latifah looking b***h

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that PRIME Jessica Alba lost her virginity to Michael Weatherly who was in his 30s at the time. The man fricking won.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was underage too. After they broke up, she went and got that awesome tramp stamp because "he hated tattoos".

      Nothing is a bigger turnoff than tattoos girls got over a guy they used to frick. If you look at Hilary Duff's body, it's a roadmap of tatts for all the wieners she's sucked.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was in between seasons, and you can see it, she's stiff and not really sexy in that first season, even when they tried to doll her up she could roll her hips. But that second season she's sexy and lithe and comfortable being a woman. The show is actually kind of bad but one thing it did great at, was the soundtrack. Every ep has different beats playing and they're not cringe at all.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of the secrets of Hollywood imo, watching stars develop before our eyes. Watching girls turn into women.

        It's almost like watching your own kids.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      alba lost her v card when she got kidnapped bro

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOX is great for fricking up dark, near-future shows.

    I'm still salty about Almost Human.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was, Second Chance.

      Minority Report was dogshit though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im still salty about total recall 2070

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Almost Human.
      Same. Good chemistry between the leads and decent world building.
      I consider it an unofficial prequel to Dredd

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch the trailer
    >i'm a b***h starts playing
    >pure late 90s nostalgia kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cancelled just when it was getting good.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this show. It was the first time I ever realized I wanted to eat a girls ass, back when I was in the 6th grade and before internet porn was really available (we had dial up, and PC was in the living room, so it was nipple pics) but I would watch this show and I would just think about Max's ass, and then for whatever reason I started thinking about putting my face in it, and kissing it, then kissing the hole, etc. It was like three years later when I even discovered rimjobs were a thing, I honestly thought I had invented kissing her butthole for a while, but I didn't. But anyways I really wanted to kiss it back then. I guess I still would probably. I used to think it would be really sweaty in that black costume she had when she was on a mission or fighting and stuff.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The collapse of their society happened in 2020 I think... or that was when the kids escaped.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and there's a virus release, and the main guy is a proto Q/social media influencer, so those were good predictions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ours too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The collapse was in 2009 and the rest of the show takes place in 2019

      There's another cute prescient note - one character is described as being born in 1990, and an Iraq War veteran. Keeping in mind that at the time the show broadcast that character would have been 10 irl, and George W. Bush wasn't President yet.

      What was this guy's fricking problem?

      This was actually sort of nonsense even by its own loose standards
      >the government project used advanced genetic engineering to make humans an order of magnitude faster, stronger, more perceptive etc. than baseline homosexual sapiens
      okay
      >a cult using old-fashioned Westminster Kennel Club style natural selection on humans for a thousand years somehow made supersoldiers even BETTER than that
      what the frick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the cult was engineered too

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They explicitly didn't, the guy who founded Manticore was expelled from them because they didn't believe in his test tube double helix shit, that people should just be bred the old-fashioned way for superior attributes like racehorses

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            false

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was this guy's fricking problem?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best ep right here.

    Yes, I am a simp for Sarah Carter.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bike nerds, what bike is that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kawasaki

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja 250, the old model obviously.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There were a bunch of actors that ended up o. Sci Fis Battlestar Galactica reboot. Dogmas blind girlfriend, Callie, the cheif who married Callie, a few others.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    iirc they re-tooled the whole show in the second season now there was animal mutants and too many mutants like her and the vibe got all xman and it just ruined the vibe..

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I watch it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tuesday nights on fox in 2001

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in 2001
        I was 2.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was 22 o_0

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How are you not dead yet

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricking Weatherly.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The book was better.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching this in high school in college as it aired. Those were the daaaaaays.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you had a highschool....in college???

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >* high school and college
        I should just go to bed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of high schools offer college credits.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    battle angel

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause Season 2 SUCKED

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was no season 2?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They reused the scenes of the test subjects escaping for the movie hitman.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no they didn't, in hitman they are all bald

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the barcode is on the back of 47s head not the neck

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the barcode is on the back of 47s head not the neck

          but I think you might be right its been a while I started watching hitman the other day but didn't get to that part yet

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure if it was the 07 film with Timothy Olyphant or the most recent one.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I remember he has a dream or something at one point and its his escape, it does look really similar to what I remember

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              also never forget she was contractually obligated to be topless for this, but RR caved when she said she changed her mind at the last minute

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      your beautiful please do a real nude scene, thanks babe

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Cameron knows that motorcycles are highly cinematic. Looking forward to a motorcycle sequence in Avatar 3 (Way of Water was phenomenal), but it would also be great to see him make some actual post apocalyptic MC content. I guess there was some in Alita, but I want a full on entry in the genre.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even after learning it was a ripoff of CyberSix, I still like it.

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