Dark Crystal

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the israelites in this show looked very realistic. thank god israelites dont really exist, i'd be scared

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT IT DOWN!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT IT DOWN!!!

      notice that deets clan of gelflings is virtually instinct due to low population levels. same thing killed the spartans. overhomosexing themselves into genetic extinction. see you can add woke elements to your show if the israelites really insist, but you can also counterbalance it with some reality.

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      >watch children's puppet show
      >start having meltdown about israelites
      I refuse to believe your life was always reduced to this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >meltdown
        projecting, it's about a classist society where a group of lazy dullards rule over the traditionally morally virtuous masses, if you look at negative stereotypes there are two that fit the bill, a certain tribe based community of religious people and modern day plutocrats

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nobody cares about your schizo shit. You're the ones projecting your fried brain onto a puppet show

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you're crazy if you find similarities and interpret them based on those
            i would say a lot of people are crazy then because just by looking at the multiple interpretations of the matrix and what it is trying to say to the audience goes across the board from blacks interpreting it as slavery, communists as class struggle and trans as a mr anderson thing, people interpret entertainment and its setting / messages based on what fits the narrative
            you might want to blame the negative stereotypes fitting like a glove (would fit monarchy too but pyramid hierarchies in general), only difference is that the skeksis rule through subterfuge and trickery instead of raw power (until garathim enter the picture), as i said before, if the shoe fits slip that shit on

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >and trans as a mr anderson thing
              Lmao
              >My name... is She-O

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're boring AND unconvincing, please try harder

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

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            >watch children's puppet show
            >start having meltdown about israelites
            I refuse to believe your life was always reduced to this

            tick tock rabbi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nobody cares about your schizo shit. You're the ones projecting your fried brain onto a puppet show

        >getting butthurt at old hat jokes or non-commital statements that list a trigger word
        >project everyone else as schizos having metldowns about it
        Absolutely pathetic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not seeing through the elites illusion before /misc/
        Very gay and moronic.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT IT DOWN!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      notice that deets clan of gelflings is virtually instinct due to low population levels. same thing killed the spartans. overhomosexing themselves into genetic extinction. see you can add woke elements to your show if the israelites really insist, but you can also counterbalance it with some reality.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >virtually instinct
        *extinct

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fans think X and Y
          >2 posts
          >1 like
          >10 likes
          Quality journalism right here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fans seem real happy with the inclusive choices, it's the main draw of the show

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              notice the gay elves live underground and eat dirt and worm poop. they eat da poopoo!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so far all I can find for the tavra/onica thing is tumblr fanart. even if true doesnt matter; the gelflings are weak and their being gay is part of why theyre all dead 1000 years later. does a gay couple avenge the gelfing race and heal the dark crystal? no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they made it up dude, like so many other things

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              last night I
              >(pic)
              your sister

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was more of a thing in the Dark Crystal prequel novels that the show was loosely based on, which did a whole lot more with Spider Tavra.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actually you know what I'm ok that it's over

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are several gay characters tho

        >two Dads and a Daddy
        this is the kind of greed they talked about in the bible

        >mmmmmMMMMmmmmm
        >Preoccupied with gays, yes? I wonder why that might be
        >mmmmm

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh i'm indifferent one way or the other, i just wanted to get these jokes off lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fans seem real happy with the inclusive choices, it's the main draw of the show

      Sad and cringe that all these invalids care about is being pandered to.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they cancel this kino again? It was pure gold

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      antisemitism unironically. i know it has to be true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because it was expensive to make and nobody watched it, one of netflix biggest bombs, the executive that pushed for it lost their job it was that much of a money pit.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he fricking won

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >survives to become Urskeks again
      HE FRICKING GOT AWAY WITH IT ALL

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Deet is so cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She also has two fathers, which is heckin' based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even realise until one of the last episodes and then they vanish from the series. It was such an obvious Netflix mandated condition to have SOMEONE gay in the show

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are several gay characters tho

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            who else?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tavra and Onica, not to mention several trans Skeksis

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >trans skeksis
                arent they interdimensional aliens? how does that even work?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All of them are technically male. Make of that what you will.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Tavra and Onica
                when?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've watched it multiple times, and I'm pretty sure you made both of those things up to rile up Cinemaphile. Who would do such a thing?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anon didnt make it up its just some moron tumblr shit. knowing moronic arthoes im gonna assume this isnt canon at all and theyre just trying to force it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                apparently they're lesbians in some YA novels

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                don't bother, they only watch DC because they think it's a redpill (even though they all secretly idolize the skeksis anyway lol)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >(even though they all secretly idolize the skeksis anyway lol)
                secretly?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >make the best skeksis character by far (yes, even better than chamberlain)
                >spoiler alert
                guess they couldn't have a competent skeksis and write around it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                chamberlain, skektek and skekmal shoulda formed a team against the emperor for a short time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure only chamberlain out of those 3 wanted to rule, skekmal didn't want anything to do with politics and skektek cared more about tinkering and animal experimentation than ruling, so technically could have worked

                >skekrey sue

                >a skeksis that never let his arms deteriorate and who spend nearly his entire life hunting in the wilderness avoiding the decay and depravity of the capital
                >unearned power and plot armor
                oh please, the only reason the other skeksis are so incompetent is because they've become fattened by life of aristocracy, skekmal is what skeksis should have been like if they didn't become bloated poofs and his power isn't unearned if he spend his entire life hunting strong prey

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it was a joke you dumbass jeez

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                jokes like that don't translate well over the internet and the fanbase is so wide across the board i wouldn't be surprised if people complained about skekmal being too strong while being male

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >skekrey sue

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >she looks over the horizon
                >sees the chamberlains force ghost
                'Rey. Rey Skeksil'

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the darkening could actually give "visions" of dead skeksis to the emperor who has been huffing it like paint on a gas station, would be a fun way to introduce new skeksis without having them tip the power balance of the show to make it unbelievable

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                just like Jim Henson intended

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's not wrong though. The Skeksis are all males, and I think the dyke situation was confirmed by the staff or the novels or something. But it's not in the show itself, so the point is pointless.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it took me 2 rewatches of the show to even notice that deets dads are gay and then they disappear as the other anon so finely and elegant put. i would also like to remind everyone that deets tribe is the least populated one, because theyre gay, and gay is not good for fertility levels. if its even true that the two girls were lesbians its so subtle its virtually unnoticeable. post a screencap of them holding hands if you really want us to believe this 'evidence'. otherwise, begone! and dont come back to the palace of the anons EVER AGAIN!!!!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wow, dark crystal fans really are this autistic, huh?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >pretends to be dark crystal fan to push gay agenda
                >gets btfo
                >heh, dark crystal fans amirite?
                like oil on water, I found they became more and more elusive. gradually, i began to hate them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wheredoyouthinkyouare.tgif

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >two Dads and a Daddy
        this is the kind of greed they talked about in the bible

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They all got enslaved/killed

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Hup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Beat me to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      carried the show honestly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a fricking chad, a real pussyslayer with a dong as long as his body

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's a great projectile

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He liked throwing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Throwing is the hallmark of the apex hunter

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its funny how the director is making the fast & furious movies now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Paladeen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We were ROBBED of a heroic sacrifice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my boy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By Allah, I will burn Netflix to the ground for not continuing this show. I don't care if it cost them a shitload, none of their shows deserve a second season more than this.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This show is garbage. The fight scenes are cringe. And the acting is awful. Their expressions are wooden. And they keep bobbing up and down when they walk. It's so annoying.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who do you think has the Deet puppet at the moment?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would you shine a blacklight on the deet puppet? would you want to know?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best TV show of all time. It makes me seethe to this day it got cancelled. I remember the threads here and reading up on all the lore when it came out. Was also a bright spot in my life when I was working a horrible job and having daily panic attacks. Always thankful they managed to finally put this out after decades of trying, just such a shame Netflix didn't renew.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jingle jangle!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kill jester

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >spritonfricker
      Into the gelfling juicer she goes

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    finish the fricking show Netflix.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Come home puppet friends, the Nips and Taiwanese do it better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are these dolls? Or just really asian'd asians.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a good thing. Netflix "writers" would have probably ruined it. Don't pretend they wouldn't have done just that.

    I like how they made the Emperor a legit dark sorcerer, so I'd hate to see feminists weaponize Deet. I felt that's where it was heading.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I like how they made the Emperor a legit dark sorcerer
      Magic really exists right? It's not just weird/strange/alien physics?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Magic really exists right? It's not just weird/strange/alien physics?
        what's the difference?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >weird/strange/alien physics
        Thats magic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The urSkek were alien sages from the beyond. Essentially wizards in the same vein as those from Lord of the Rings. The Mystics(urRu) and the Skeksis that came from them likewise have access to esoteric knowledge bases.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all the props, sets were already created and the show would only get cheaper and faster to create for as puppets would be repurposed to other scenes/material

    BUT NO, some moron just decided to nuke it all and make more shitty chistmas films that nobody cares about, Netflix is cancer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The puppets break down very fast. One of the main materials they used was ostritch feathers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I saw the props and sets from a month before release they were already decaying and beaten up.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everything the West does has to be ugly now? Why??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because beauty has the power to save the world.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Normie people didn't appreciated the artistry and work involved in filming puppets

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean what happened?
    It's a prequel to the 1980s movie.
    You know full well what happened.
    All the Gelflings die bar two of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They were definitely going to soften the blow somehow with small obscure pockets of Gelflings outside of Jen and Kira given how the sequel movie was going to go down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then the good israelites absorb the bad israelites and they leave the planet to rebuild the planet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More like they left the planet to avoid accountability kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The overall arc is well established sure but the individual fates of the characters were left entirely unresolved
      And thanks to shitflix it won't ever be resolved

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rip

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >puppets
    Y'all immature virgins.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's a big skek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        4U

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >puppets puppetting puppets

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Zack Snyder Slowmo in a puppet show
      Yeah I gotta watch this show.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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