notice that deets clan of gelflings is virtually instinct due to low population levels. same thing killed the spartans. overhomosexing themselves into genetic extinction. see you can add woke elements to your show if the israelites really insist, but you can also counterbalance it with some reality.
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>watch children's puppet show >start having meltdown about israelites
I refuse to believe your life was always reduced to this
>meltdown
projecting, it's about a classist society where a group of lazy dullards rule over the traditionally morally virtuous masses, if you look at negative stereotypes there are two that fit the bill, a certain tribe based community of religious people and modern day plutocrats
>you're crazy if you find similarities and interpret them based on those
i would say a lot of people are crazy then because just by looking at the multiple interpretations of the matrix and what it is trying to say to the audience goes across the board from blacks interpreting it as slavery, communists as class struggle and trans as a mr anderson thing, people interpret entertainment and its setting / messages based on what fits the narrative
you might want to blame the negative stereotypes fitting like a glove (would fit monarchy too but pyramid hierarchies in general), only difference is that the skeksis rule through subterfuge and trickery instead of raw power (until garathim enter the picture), as i said before, if the shoe fits slip that shit on
nobody cares about your schizo shit. You're the ones projecting your fried brain onto a puppet show
>getting butthurt at old hat jokes or non-commital statements that list a trigger word >project everyone else as schizos having metldowns about it
Absolutely pathetic.
notice that deets clan of gelflings is virtually instinct due to low population levels. same thing killed the spartans. overhomosexing themselves into genetic extinction. see you can add woke elements to your show if the israelites really insist, but you can also counterbalance it with some reality.
so far all I can find for the tavra/onica thing is tumblr fanart. even if true doesnt matter; the gelflings are weak and their being gay is part of why theyre all dead 1000 years later. does a gay couple avenge the gelfing race and heal the dark crystal? no
because it was expensive to make and nobody watched it, one of netflix biggest bombs, the executive that pushed for it lost their job it was that much of a money pit.
I didn't even realise until one of the last episodes and then they vanish from the series. It was such an obvious Netflix mandated condition to have SOMEONE gay in the show
Tavra and Onica, not to mention several trans Skeksis
3 months ago
Anonymous
>trans skeksis
arent they interdimensional aliens? how does that even work?
3 months ago
Anonymous
All of them are technically male. Make of that what you will.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Tavra and Onica
when?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I've watched it multiple times, and I'm pretty sure you made both of those things up to rile up Cinemaphile. Who would do such a thing?
3 months ago
Anonymous
anon didnt make it up its just some moron tumblr shit. knowing moronic arthoes im gonna assume this isnt canon at all and theyre just trying to force it
3 months ago
Anonymous
apparently they're lesbians in some YA novels
3 months ago
Anonymous
don't bother, they only watch DC because they think it's a redpill (even though they all secretly idolize the skeksis anyway lol)
3 months ago
Anonymous
>(even though they all secretly idolize the skeksis anyway lol)
secretly?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>make the best skeksis character by far (yes, even better than chamberlain) >spoiler alert
guess they couldn't have a competent skeksis and write around it
3 months ago
Anonymous
chamberlain, skektek and skekmal shoulda formed a team against the emperor for a short time
3 months ago
Anonymous
pretty sure only chamberlain out of those 3 wanted to rule, skekmal didn't want anything to do with politics and skektek cared more about tinkering and animal experimentation than ruling, so technically could have worked
>skekrey sue
>a skeksis that never let his arms deteriorate and who spend nearly his entire life hunting in the wilderness avoiding the decay and depravity of the capital >unearned power and plot armor
oh please, the only reason the other skeksis are so incompetent is because they've become fattened by life of aristocracy, skekmal is what skeksis should have been like if they didn't become bloated poofs and his power isn't unearned if he spend his entire life hunting strong prey
3 months ago
Anonymous
it was a joke you dumbass jeez
3 months ago
Anonymous
jokes like that don't translate well over the internet and the fanbase is so wide across the board i wouldn't be surprised if people complained about skekmal being too strong while being male
3 months ago
Anonymous
>skekrey sue
3 months ago
Anonymous
>she looks over the horizon >sees the chamberlains force ghost
'Rey. Rey Skeksil'
3 months ago
Anonymous
the darkening could actually give "visions" of dead skeksis to the emperor who has been huffing it like paint on a gas station, would be a fun way to introduce new skeksis without having them tip the power balance of the show to make it unbelievable
3 months ago
Anonymous
just like Jim Henson intended
3 months ago
Anonymous
He's not wrong though. The Skeksis are all males, and I think the dyke situation was confirmed by the staff or the novels or something. But it's not in the show itself, so the point is pointless.
it took me 2 rewatches of the show to even notice that deets dads are gay and then they disappear as the other anon so finely and elegant put. i would also like to remind everyone that deets tribe is the least populated one, because theyre gay, and gay is not good for fertility levels. if its even true that the two girls were lesbians its so subtle its virtually unnoticeable. post a screencap of them holding hands if you really want us to believe this 'evidence'. otherwise, begone! and dont come back to the palace of the anons EVER AGAIN!!!!
Wow, dark crystal fans really are this autistic, huh?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>pretends to be dark crystal fan to push gay agenda >gets btfo >heh, dark crystal fans amirite?
like oil on water, I found they became more and more elusive. gradually, i began to hate them.
By Allah, I will burn Netflix to the ground for not continuing this show. I don't care if it cost them a shitload, none of their shows deserve a second season more than this.
This show is garbage. The fight scenes are cringe. And the acting is awful. Their expressions are wooden. And they keep bobbing up and down when they walk. It's so annoying.
Best TV show of all time. It makes me seethe to this day it got cancelled. I remember the threads here and reading up on all the lore when it came out. Was also a bright spot in my life when I was working a horrible job and having daily panic attacks. Always thankful they managed to finally put this out after decades of trying, just such a shame Netflix didn't renew.
The urSkek were alien sages from the beyond. Essentially wizards in the same vein as those from Lord of the Rings. The Mystics(urRu) and the Skeksis that came from them likewise have access to esoteric knowledge bases.
all the props, sets were already created and the show would only get cheaper and faster to create for as puppets would be repurposed to other scenes/material
BUT NO, some moron just decided to nuke it all and make more shitty chistmas films that nobody cares about, Netflix is cancer
They were definitely going to soften the blow somehow with small obscure pockets of Gelflings outside of Jen and Kira given how the sequel movie was going to go down.
The overall arc is well established sure but the individual fates of the characters were left entirely unresolved
And thanks to shitflix it won't ever be resolved
the israelites in this show looked very realistic. thank god israelites dont really exist, i'd be scared
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>watch children's puppet show
>start having meltdown about israelites
I refuse to believe your life was always reduced to this
>meltdown
projecting, it's about a classist society where a group of lazy dullards rule over the traditionally morally virtuous masses, if you look at negative stereotypes there are two that fit the bill, a certain tribe based community of religious people and modern day plutocrats
nobody cares about your schizo shit. You're the ones projecting your fried brain onto a puppet show
>you're crazy if you find similarities and interpret them based on those
i would say a lot of people are crazy then because just by looking at the multiple interpretations of the matrix and what it is trying to say to the audience goes across the board from blacks interpreting it as slavery, communists as class struggle and trans as a mr anderson thing, people interpret entertainment and its setting / messages based on what fits the narrative
you might want to blame the negative stereotypes fitting like a glove (would fit monarchy too but pyramid hierarchies in general), only difference is that the skeksis rule through subterfuge and trickery instead of raw power (until garathim enter the picture), as i said before, if the shoe fits slip that shit on
>and trans as a mr anderson thing
Lmao
>My name... is She-O
you're boring AND unconvincing, please try harder
tick tock rabbi
>getting butthurt at old hat jokes or non-commital statements that list a trigger word
>project everyone else as schizos having metldowns about it
Absolutely pathetic.
>Not seeing through the elites illusion before /misc/
Very gay and moronic.
SHUT IT DOWN!!!
notice that deets clan of gelflings is virtually instinct due to low population levels. same thing killed the spartans. overhomosexing themselves into genetic extinction. see you can add woke elements to your show if the israelites really insist, but you can also counterbalance it with some reality.
>virtually instinct
*extinct
>fans think X and Y
>2 posts
>1 like
>10 likes
Quality journalism right here.
Fans seem real happy with the inclusive choices, it's the main draw of the show
notice the gay elves live underground and eat dirt and worm poop. they eat da poopoo!
so far all I can find for the tavra/onica thing is tumblr fanart. even if true doesnt matter; the gelflings are weak and their being gay is part of why theyre all dead 1000 years later. does a gay couple avenge the gelfing race and heal the dark crystal? no
they made it up dude, like so many other things
last night I
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your sister
It was more of a thing in the Dark Crystal prequel novels that the show was loosely based on, which did a whole lot more with Spider Tavra.
Actually you know what I'm ok that it's over
>mmmmmMMMMmmmmm
>Preoccupied with gays, yes? I wonder why that might be
>mmmmm
oh i'm indifferent one way or the other, i just wanted to get these jokes off lol
Sad and cringe that all these invalids care about is being pandered to.
Why did they cancel this kino again? It was pure gold
antisemitism unironically. i know it has to be true
because it was expensive to make and nobody watched it, one of netflix biggest bombs, the executive that pushed for it lost their job it was that much of a money pit.
he fricking won
>survives to become Urskeks again
HE FRICKING GOT AWAY WITH IT ALL
Deet is so cute
She also has two fathers, which is heckin' based
I didn't even realise until one of the last episodes and then they vanish from the series. It was such an obvious Netflix mandated condition to have SOMEONE gay in the show
There are several gay characters tho
who else?
Tavra and Onica, not to mention several trans Skeksis
>trans skeksis
arent they interdimensional aliens? how does that even work?
All of them are technically male. Make of that what you will.
>Tavra and Onica
when?
I've watched it multiple times, and I'm pretty sure you made both of those things up to rile up Cinemaphile. Who would do such a thing?
anon didnt make it up its just some moron tumblr shit. knowing moronic arthoes im gonna assume this isnt canon at all and theyre just trying to force it
apparently they're lesbians in some YA novels
don't bother, they only watch DC because they think it's a redpill (even though they all secretly idolize the skeksis anyway lol)
>(even though they all secretly idolize the skeksis anyway lol)
secretly?
>make the best skeksis character by far (yes, even better than chamberlain)
>spoiler alert
guess they couldn't have a competent skeksis and write around it
chamberlain, skektek and skekmal shoulda formed a team against the emperor for a short time
pretty sure only chamberlain out of those 3 wanted to rule, skekmal didn't want anything to do with politics and skektek cared more about tinkering and animal experimentation than ruling, so technically could have worked
>a skeksis that never let his arms deteriorate and who spend nearly his entire life hunting in the wilderness avoiding the decay and depravity of the capital
>unearned power and plot armor
oh please, the only reason the other skeksis are so incompetent is because they've become fattened by life of aristocracy, skekmal is what skeksis should have been like if they didn't become bloated poofs and his power isn't unearned if he spend his entire life hunting strong prey
it was a joke you dumbass jeez
jokes like that don't translate well over the internet and the fanbase is so wide across the board i wouldn't be surprised if people complained about skekmal being too strong while being male
>skekrey sue
>she looks over the horizon
>sees the chamberlains force ghost
'Rey. Rey Skeksil'
the darkening could actually give "visions" of dead skeksis to the emperor who has been huffing it like paint on a gas station, would be a fun way to introduce new skeksis without having them tip the power balance of the show to make it unbelievable
just like Jim Henson intended
He's not wrong though. The Skeksis are all males, and I think the dyke situation was confirmed by the staff or the novels or something. But it's not in the show itself, so the point is pointless.
it took me 2 rewatches of the show to even notice that deets dads are gay and then they disappear as the other anon so finely and elegant put. i would also like to remind everyone that deets tribe is the least populated one, because theyre gay, and gay is not good for fertility levels. if its even true that the two girls were lesbians its so subtle its virtually unnoticeable. post a screencap of them holding hands if you really want us to believe this 'evidence'. otherwise, begone! and dont come back to the palace of the anons EVER AGAIN!!!!
Wow, dark crystal fans really are this autistic, huh?
>pretends to be dark crystal fan to push gay agenda
>gets btfo
>heh, dark crystal fans amirite?
like oil on water, I found they became more and more elusive. gradually, i began to hate them.
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.tgif
>two Dads and a Daddy
this is the kind of greed they talked about in the bible
They all got enslaved/killed
For me, it's Hup
Beat me to it.
carried the show honestly
what a fricking chad, a real pussyslayer with a dong as long as his body
He's a great projectile
He liked throwing
Throwing is the hallmark of the apex hunter
its funny how the director is making the fast & furious movies now
Paladeen
We were ROBBED of a heroic sacrifice.
my boy
By Allah, I will burn Netflix to the ground for not continuing this show. I don't care if it cost them a shitload, none of their shows deserve a second season more than this.
This show is garbage. The fight scenes are cringe. And the acting is awful. Their expressions are wooden. And they keep bobbing up and down when they walk. It's so annoying.
who do you think has the Deet puppet at the moment?
would you shine a blacklight on the deet puppet? would you want to know?
Best TV show of all time. It makes me seethe to this day it got cancelled. I remember the threads here and reading up on all the lore when it came out. Was also a bright spot in my life when I was working a horrible job and having daily panic attacks. Always thankful they managed to finally put this out after decades of trying, just such a shame Netflix didn't renew.
Jingle jangle!
kill jester
>spritonfricker
Into the gelfling juicer she goes
finish the fricking show Netflix.
Come home puppet friends, the Nips and Taiwanese do it better.
Are these dolls? Or just really asian'd asians.
This is a good thing. Netflix "writers" would have probably ruined it. Don't pretend they wouldn't have done just that.
I like how they made the Emperor a legit dark sorcerer, so I'd hate to see feminists weaponize Deet. I felt that's where it was heading.
>I like how they made the Emperor a legit dark sorcerer
Magic really exists right? It's not just weird/strange/alien physics?
>Magic really exists right? It's not just weird/strange/alien physics?
what's the difference?
>weird/strange/alien physics
Thats magic
The urSkek were alien sages from the beyond. Essentially wizards in the same vein as those from Lord of the Rings. The Mystics(urRu) and the Skeksis that came from them likewise have access to esoteric knowledge bases.
all the props, sets were already created and the show would only get cheaper and faster to create for as puppets would be repurposed to other scenes/material
BUT NO, some moron just decided to nuke it all and make more shitty chistmas films that nobody cares about, Netflix is cancer
The puppets break down very fast. One of the main materials they used was ostritch feathers.
When I saw the props and sets from a month before release they were already decaying and beaten up.
Why does everything the West does has to be ugly now? Why??
Because beauty has the power to save the world.
Normie people didn't appreciated the artistry and work involved in filming puppets
What do you mean what happened?
It's a prequel to the 1980s movie.
You know full well what happened.
All the Gelflings die bar two of them.
They were definitely going to soften the blow somehow with small obscure pockets of Gelflings outside of Jen and Kira given how the sequel movie was going to go down.
Then the good israelites absorb the bad israelites and they leave the planet to rebuild the planet.
More like they left the planet to avoid accountability kek
The overall arc is well established sure but the individual fates of the characters were left entirely unresolved
And thanks to shitflix it won't ever be resolved
rip
>puppets
Y'all immature virgins.
he's a big skek
4U
>puppets puppetting puppets
>Zack Snyder Slowmo in a puppet show
Yeah I gotta watch this show.