Darkwing Duck Pitch Bible

This is the crap that Seth Rogen wanted to produce

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There she is, the wienery teenage latina.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all things this

      There she is, the wienery teenage latina.

      became the show's legacy

      Social media can be quite scary, all it takes is one tweet from an incompetent baboon trying to virtual signal to become a duck fricking laughing stock

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Out of all things this

        There she is, the wienery teenage latina.

        became the show's legacy
        Maybe to the 20 people who browse Cinemaphile but normalgays who are on other websites are unaware of that tweet in the first place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wienery teenage latina to destroy fragile male egos

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why make Dark wing duck in his 30s? He comes across mid 40s in the original and 50 in the Nu-ducktales reboot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He comes across mid 40s in the original
        He really never did.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He does, he looks like he's bald

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Feathers are weird in the Disney Duckverse, but DW has enough hair to style into a bouffant in the opening moments of Just Us Justice Ducks. J. Gander Hooter is a better concept of a 'bald' guy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. anon who was 40 when he first watched Darkwing Duck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jason Bateman as Batman
      I'd read it.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So that was Angones' plan all along? And I was right that they wanted to make a Darkwing Duck reboot for a long time and used Nu-Ducktales for it, but they didn't make it happen. And better, because I think it would be even worse. Yes, Gosalyn would be like Webby and the annoying nephews in Nu-Ducktales, the main character in Darkwing Duck, and Drake would be neglected. The only good thing is that they fixed the beaks as they should look, as the Nu-Tales beaks are generally terrible.

      >no Bushroot
      Where is Bushroot? Isn't he also one of Darkwing's main enemies? I assume that Gizmoduck would also be present in their Darkwing Duck reboot since his supposed main antagonist is Mark Beaks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Where is Bushroot? Isn't he also one of Darkwing's main enemies?
        Environmentalist supervillains are a harder sell these days.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Where is Bushroot?
        He's mentioned right at the top of the third page:

        >Will Drake and Gosalyn be able to sneak off and foil plant-villain Bushroot without ruining Launchpad's lovingly planned family bonding cookout?

        >I assume that Gizmoduck would also be present
        Gizmoduck is also mentioned in the sentence immediately before the one quoted above. I love seeing a fellow Bushroot enjoyer, but people need to read this before complaining/asking about what it does or doesn't say.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're right. I'm in a hurry and don't read everything. I mostly recognize the pictures and only then read the text. I should pay attention in the future.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bushroot was an incel and he might lead boys to Andrew Tate.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Darkwing and Gosalyn are co-leads with Gosalyn servng as the POV character
      >Drake as immature but well-meaning millenial velcro-parent traning Gosalyn for the scary world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't disagree that this is trash, but your description is literally what the OG Darkwing Duck was.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can tell you if that Talespin reboot actually comes out people are going to b***h massively about Rebecca being a girlboss and Baloo being an idiotic loser (which there were in the original in the first place)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with you on the count of the OG show being like that, but I think it's the *way* in which it's presented that will annoy people. If you excuse me for complaining about imaginary things that haven't happened yet, the dynamic of OG Talespin was that Rebecca was the brains and business side of the outfit, but she still *needed* Baloo, hence why she put up with all his hare-brained schemes and hijinks. Whereas I imagine the reboot would somehow slip in the fact that either Rebecca is better at Baloo at everything, or that there's no hint of romantic subtext between the two because hetro 'ships are verboten. The key point being both Rebecca and Baloo had flaws and needed each other to work.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rebecca was fricking detestable

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I found her funny to be honest. I hate to play the sexism card but I do feel that a lot of dick characters get a pass when they're men berating other men or even women, but when a woman does it it's considered bad. Of course it can be *done* badly but the show never made me feel like it was some bint thrashing out her anger against men or some BS.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just fricking hated her back in the day from the moment she walks in.

                The poison was flavored with Buffy and Xena, you'd have drunk it too.

                Not that anon but Xena is just shit, I'm not sure why it gets talked about more than Hercules. She wasn't even hot, really.
                Buffy is good for the first three seasons. I'm literally rewatching right now and it slippery-slopes in every way right after she's out of school.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm quoting what the document is saying.
          Even if the final products are very similar the page comparing the two shows feels like a list of why the original was better and the now one will be shit.

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    Anonymous

    End

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, Gosalyn is Darkwings biological daughter in this and it plays up the "gay couple" angle between him and launchpad?

    That's kinda cringe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where it says Gozalyn is Darkwing biological daughter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did... did you even read it? It repeatedly refers to Gosalyn as adopted. As for Launchpad... it says he's Drake Mallard's best friend/roommate, but this is modern Disney we're talking about, so they'd probably end up making 'em gay.

      Sadly, it also completely changes Negaduck's character in order to reconcile this with NuDucktales.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but this is modern Disney we're talking about, so they'd probably end up making 'em gay.
        Do people really believe this? Disney would just make a random side character gay (usually through handholding or mentioning their bf/gf) and that'll be all but then there'll be 50 internet articles and youtube outrage bait making a big deal out of it. Owl House was the exception rather than the norm.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It seems like the DT17 crew really wanted it. To be fair, the crew also seemed to interact with the fujoshi audience a lot. Sam King managed to sneak in Della and Penumbra into a Chibiverse episode. Kinda wonder what the higher ups thought of that behavior.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rogen
    >Bible says Matt Youngberg and Frank Angones, the ones that Rogen cucked

    Rogen's Darkwing "Reboot" is a sequel series

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this rogens version? i thought his version was different?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No this isn't Rogen's. It's Angones, which meant this would've shared the same universe as the Ducktales reboot.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Drake's doting best friend/roommate Launchpad
    I hate it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nu-Darkwing Duck

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All these leaks
    So, was disney hacked or something?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading all that just point out the part you want me to get mad at.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There would have been so much Drake/Launchpad gay porn

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silly, OP. You skipped her page.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid they would make Morgana into an ugly witch just for the sake of getting Drake and Launchpad together.

      Going through this and the glimpse we saw in Ducktales 2017 it’s abundantly clear that they interpreted Drake and Launchpad as homosexuals who eventually started dating, and were going to push it as far as they would be able to without directly saying. If they got lucky and Disney eased up on strictness like then they might have confirmed it by the end, and if not someone who worked on it said they would have afterwards. They even said Launchpad was bi in Ducktales so it makes it pretty clear what was planned for his spinoff.
      That might have in part killed it, it might have been too obvious for them to be comfortable with it

      Gay or not, Drake and Launchpad worked really well in the OG Darkwing Duck, and Drake got jealous of Launchpad a few times when he was treated better than Drake. In Nu-Ducktales, their relationship is more like it was forced just because of the fans and the Nu-Tales crew preferring Drakepad, rather than if they gave the dynamic relationship between the two the right amount.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drake and Launchpad are compatible in Ducktales 17, but their dynamic is just entirely different. Drake is far nicer and less egotistical towards Launchpad, to the point he isn't snarky to Launchpad at all, so you aren't getting these jealousy or annoyed moments from him anymore which the original had. You wouldn't see him hit Launchpad or call him an idiot or get full ego on him like he would Gizmo, you'd get the two dorking out over stuff and Drake just being very supportive of him. That might be to make it more of a "pure" relationship for shipping
        It's very similar to Donald and Daisy in this show. You have easily the nicest Donalds ever put to screen and one of if the nicest Daisys ever so they are missing that usual snark and shittiness they'd give each other to play up them being good romantic partners

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NuDarkwing

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Angones version, Rogen's Darkwing is this one

    >https://whatsondisneyplus.com/disney-developing-new-animated-pilot-duckie/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say you're kidding me with this? Don't tell me that's the final design for the Darkwing Duck reboot? Seriously, what is up with Disney lately and why are they making such wrong decisions?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im pretty sure it’s just concept art that got rejected, and like Ducktales pitch it wouldn’t be the final design. If it even comes out, we don’t even know if this show is still being produced

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you're right, and it's not the final design yet. So Rogen and his men are working undercover just like with the Rescue Rangers. We won't find out until a few months before the first episode.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude the Darkwing reboot is being called "DUCKIE" to avoid leaks and insider leaking details on it this adds up with the Moon Girl bible called "SMARTY PANTS"

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going through this and the glimpse we saw in Ducktales 2017 it’s abundantly clear that they interpreted Drake and Launchpad as homosexuals who eventually started dating, and were going to push it as far as they would be able to without directly saying. If they got lucky and Disney eased up on strictness like then they might have confirmed it by the end, and if not someone who worked on it said they would have afterwards. They even said Launchpad was bi in Ducktales so it makes it pretty clear what was planned for his spinoff.
    That might have in part killed it, it might have been too obvious for them to be comfortable with it

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    >the crap that Seth Rogen wanted to produce
    This is the proposal for the DuckTales '17 spinoff by the crew of that show. Completely separate from the Rogen project

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adopted

    Wait, was Goslyn adopted in the original show? I just thought she had basic Disney "your mom is dead" syndrome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that part they're keeping correct, here. She was the daughter or granddaughter whatever of an old guy who gets killed by Taurus Bulba (IIRC) and Darkwing adopts her. It's the pilot story for the show and basically the only one that tries to go for more of a sentimental disney vibe rather than just looney tunes shenanigans

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MILLENNIAL MILLENNIAL MILLENNIAL
    My generation sucks quit hiring us and making shows about us.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what, make infinite Bob's Burgers and Adventure Time? When your parents were your age they were busting up every country in the world and causing the collapse of a global empire. And not like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      How old is Darkwing supposed to be anyway? I always thought he was in his forties, so he'd be Gen X in this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... Its 2024. The youngest possible millennials are almost 30. The oldest possible millennials are indeed well into their 40s.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >check oldest millennials
          >43 years old
          Fine, he's on the edge of Gen X/Y.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Ducktalez (which this would have spun off from) he was in his early 30s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, millennials are the one in charge of the industry. Gonna have to wait a couple of more years before Zoomers get old enough to accumulate enough clout and power in the industry before they get to dicate what Zoomers want.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    This is not Rogen's, it's Angones'/Young~~*berg*~~'s

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roger did fine with TMNT and Invincble, whats the fricking problem?

    Is he behind the seemingly atrocious Transformers reboot?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t blame Seth Roger for this nonsense, no instead I’d blame three on the proposal.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please let Darkwing rest. Unless you're going to do a direct continuation of the original series using the same animation quality or better or a film in the same vein, it's going to be trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry chud, Darkwing is a successful and marketable IP and associated with the even bigger Mickey and Donald universe, you will see him dragged through the mud many more times to come

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This fits for every franchise they try to bring back nowadays

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >millennials get shit on by zoomers for being deadass lame and not bussin fr
    >millennials get shit on by gen x and boomers for being lazy and entitled
    has any other generation been this hated for simply existing? most of us are poor and single and live with our parents.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're the ones that drank the feminist poison the most, just look at the current dating market, it's a shitshow
      t. 98' zoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The poison was flavored with Buffy and Xena, you'd have drunk it too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We bring the best of the generations around us.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a DuckTales fan who recorded herself crying because she’s devastated that the Darkwing Duck spin-off was rejected.

    Are all DuckTales fans just clinically insane?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably Mitty (or whatever her name was, not the drawfriend one) on Twitter who is legitimately insane and became noted as that one crazy DT17 fan, I know she was quite laughed at in Ducktales and especially Three Cabs threads but her history with DT17 goes far

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darkwing is cool

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