>Darth Vader doesn't know Princess Leia is his daughter, even if he can use the force
>The stormtoopers didn't shoot the pod down
>Luke is not devastated by his Aunt and Uncle's deaths
>Han Solo isn't aware that Chewbacca fought with the Jedi Yoda during the Clone Wars
>Obi Wan said the stormtroopers are super precise shooters, but they aren't
>Princess Leia is only devastated over Alderaan's destruction for like 10 seconds
>The stormtroopers don't use technology to detect lifeforms on the Millennium Falcon
>Stormtroopers don't walk up to the garbage hole to shoot Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy
>Luke is only sad for like a minute after Obi Wan sacrificed himself
>Chewy didn't get a medal
>OP is a homosexual
>Anon should kill himself
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Vader doesn't know Princess Leia is his daughter, even if he can use the force
Force tricks doesn't work on the weak minded
>The stormtoopers didn't shoot the pod down
Why would they? It shown no life form
>Luke is not devastated by his Aunt and Uncle's deaths
Do you have autism? He was clearly devastating shown by his face
>Han Solo isn't aware that Chewbacca fought with the Jedi Yoda during the Clone Wars
Why would he care? It was only for one battle
>Obi Wan said the stormtroopers are super precise shooters, but they aren't
Did you pay attention to the movie? The Empire wanted the rebels to escape so they can track down their base
>Princess Leia is only devastated over Alderaan's destruction for like 10 seconds
She's a tough cookie
>The stormtroopers don't use technology to detect lifeforms on the Millennium Falcon
Why would it matter? They already saw the rebels escaping the falcon on Tatoonie
>Stormtroopers don't walk up to the garbage hole to shoot Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy
It'll be easier just to crush them plus that monster
>Luke is only sad for like a minute after Obi Wan sacrificed himself
Again, see his face and body expression
>Chewy didn't get a medal
Actor was too tall plus canonically wookiees don't value metal as we do
Now why did I answer your questions? Autism and I'm bored kys
>Force tricks doesn't work on the weak minded
I don't remember Leia being weak minded
>Why would they? It shown no life form
The droids
>Do you have autism? He was clearly devastating shown by his face
He's not devastated after that. He just ignores what happened, and moves on
>Did you pay attention to the movie? The Empire wanted the rebels to escape so they can track down their base
The stormtroopers are dumb shooters
>She's a tough cookie
Makes sense I guess, but still lets it go
>Again, see his face and body expression
He immediately lets it go
>>The stormtroopers don't use technology to detect lifeforms on the Millennium Falcon
>Why would it matter? They already saw the rebels escaping the falcon on Tatoonie
OP is talking about when they hid in the floorboards. The Stormtroopers should have been able to use their lifeform detection devices to find them in the floorboards.
They literally send in a scanning crew to do exactly that, who Han and Luke ambush.
Why am I replying to this bait thread?
It's worth noting that Leia had been subject to excruciating torture right before Alderaan's destruction. She only had so much energy left to react.
>The stormtroopers don't use technology to detect lifeforms on the Millennium Falcon
When the Falcon landed they sent a "scanning crew" aboard but Han and Luke murdered them
>When the Falcon landed they sent a "scanning crew" aboard but Han and Luke murdered them
They could've easily found Han and Luke if they used technology
>OP is talking about when they hid in the floorboards. The Stormtroopers should have been able to use their lifeform detection devices to find them in the floorboards.
There ya go
>This is realistic though.
I don't believe you. I really don't
>Luke, join with me or I will murder your friends and mindrape your sister
>>A Few Moments Later
>NOOOOOOOO PALPATINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S MY SON OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE I AM REDEEM oh i'm dead now
Would Luke have tried to help Vader if not for their arbitrary genetic relation?
I hate Return of the Jedi so much it's unreal.
>I hate Return of the Jedi so much it's unreal.
Really? Rant on it for us.
It's gay. That's about it.
Ewoks are pretty based tho ngl.
Nta but RotJ is the first bad star wars movie. I honestly think in the next 1-5 years someone will finally come around to making a plinkett-tier 45 min-1.5 hr youtube video about everything wrong with RotJ. It'll get millions of views and forever tarnish the legacy of the film.
The movie has a lot of plot holes within it, in addition to inventing plot holes in the previous movies with reveals like Luke and Leia being siblings.
Being the weakest of the trilogy when the other two are considered all time classics doesn't make a movie bad. Jedi is infinitely better than any of the subsequent Star Wars movies and is good on its own merits.
>think in the next 1-5 years someone will finally come around to making a plinkett-tier 45 min-1.5 hr youtube video
RLM themselves already did a RotJ commentary track (and funnily enough a Plinkett ANH commentary track). It's been a long time since I've listened to it but I think there's a lot of what you're looking for
>Beginning
Cool intro even though it doesn't really serve any purpose to the plot. The worst part is when Boba Fett does a moronic and gets himself killed by getting involved in a fight he has absolutely zero stake in. Yoda dies, I cri evr time. Luke is finally mature emotionally and physically. It's really good up to this point. It starts going downhill when we get le epic force ghost that sits down and starts having a boring expository dialogue with Luke instead of being a vague maybe hallucination or echo of Ben's spirit or whatever.
>Middle
>Somehow, the death star returned
Here you realize how frickin lazy this movie is. We spend half the movie doing jack shit in the woods. There's nothing for Han to do (Kasdan and Ford both agreed his arc was over in empire) They get kidnapped by teddy bears because Chewie is suddenly a dummy who goes after a chunk of meat on a stick and the sequence becomes absolutely comical. This is the hint of what's to come with Jar Jar as comic relief. George is going insane here. We then have an absolutely improbable comedy of errors where dumbass imperials with absolutely no wit or acumen for war get wrecked over and over again by teddy bears and ten rebels. See:
>Hey open up the doors!
>Ignore all the things going on out here, trust me I'm cool!
>Just open up the bunker doors and come running out, I promise this isn't a scheme to get control of the one thing that will allow the rebels to blow up Death Star 2.0!
Vader is all chill with Luke all of the sudden for no particular reason after he las time we saw him he was viciously trying to murder him. No scene explains the change of heart really.
>End
Some cool space battle things happen, it's good eye candy. Final confrontation is kino of course. Still do not know why Luke couldn't just save his dad besides the plot had to be a little tragic. That's just my little pet peeve. We get dancing teddy bears blegh.
>Vader is all chill with Luke all of the sudden for no particular reason after he las time we saw him he was viciously trying to murder him. No scene explains the change of heart really.
What are you talking about? Vader tried to get Luke to join him and take on Palpatine together the last time we saw them.
That's not what happened m8. Vader ambushed him, beat the shit out of him, mutilated him, threatened to kill him, offered Luke to join forces without explicitly denouncing the emperor, and then forced him to jump to his probable death. Not exactly a great first impression.
You must be the OP because it sounds like you've never watched these movies.
>without explicitly denouncing the emperor
Vader literally says "Luke you can destroy the emperor" and suggests they rule the galaxy side by side. They have the same conversation in RotJ before their final confrontation. But you've seen them and I haven't so what do I know. He was never going to kill Luke. OP is moronic too.
Dancing teddy bear ending is better than the "Emperor died now every planet including the goongas is immediately liberated" special edition ending
Don't even get me started mang. RotJ took a huge heem from the special editions. The dance number. The pointless dialogue change. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. The Chudikin ghost.
I'd be more inclined to agree with you if it weren't for Luke and Vader's previous interactions in the movie. The seeds had been planted.
So was Vader angry about not getting to murder Luke himself? I don't get it. Why did he freak out about Palpatine murdering Luke. It was literally what Vader was about to do. And the whole "because he's my son" crap doesn't make sense because he openly states that he'll frick up Leia too.
In my opinion the trio being related and driven by that arbitrary relation just seems like nonsense.
Luke was vengeful towards Vader for murdering his father. He started to realize that he was heading down the same path as Vader, so he decides to prove not just to Vader, but to himself that there is another path, and even if you fall you can still get back up. That's it. That's the plot, and these seeds, so to speak, were setup prior to Vader's taunt at the end of ESB. So what the frick was literally being genetically related even about?
Which brings back the question of; would Luke have tried to help Vader, and vice versa, if not for their relation? I would say based on the way RotJ plays out, no. At least for the latter. Which ruins the redemption, because Vader learned nothing.
>Would Luke have tried to help Vader if not for their arbitrary genetic relation?
No.
>Rewatching Revenge of the Sith
>Anakin and Obi-Wan preparing to board General Grievance's ship
>Shield generator for the landing platform is right next to the entrance, on the outside of the ship
>Shield is disabled, failsafe metal doors close and the duo barely make it inside
>Cut to Anakin and Obi-Wan cutting down battle droids and not only are the metal doors not closed but the force field is back up
>R2D2 plugs into the ship's mainframe and somehow detects "the chancellor's signal"
>mfw its only been six minutes and I have no idea what the frick is happening
I love how Obi-Wan and Anakin periodically allude to these adventures they've been on in between the movies that always sound more interesting than whatever bullshit mission they're currently on.
Read a book, nerd
>prequel prequel
Mmmm I love me some delicious pre-disney EU book slop. My favorite is the Han Solo prequel trilogy where he gets caught up in some weird cult after deserting.
They were more interesting
It is basically boomers version of the marvel cinematic universe.
>A woman is only devastated over her home planet's destruction for like 10 seconds
This is realistic though.
>The stormtroopers don't use technology to detect lifeforms on the Millennium Falcon
This is actually explained, they are poorly equipped due to cost overruns at EmPalSuRecon
>Chewy didn't get a medal
He got something else
Pimp Rule #37: Throw something new at 'em every day. Keeps 'em confused.
first movie
>be george lucas
>fresh faced kid
>crash sports car
>almost get killed
>new hobby
>sports cars in space
>need race track
>technological terror constructed
>quite proud of it
>voices in my head keep me humble
>you're a wizard now harry
>good guys win
>princess gibs medal
>too drunk to remember which nerd she slept with
>heh heh
second movie
>all the kids liked vader better than luke
>be george lucas
>mask comes off
>choke everyone
>kicking ass
>drunk with power
>master of evil
>tempt your own kid, cut off his hand
>princess boyfriend goes into carbonite
>incest
>uh oh
third movie
>disgusting space slug
>why hide it?
>no underwear in space
>pimpin' ain't easy
>kids movie george
>uh
>throw some guys in the death pit
>princess chokes out space slug
>girl power
>the force is female
>uh
>death star is back
>3po is levitating
>kids love ewoks
>uh
>luke wins
>killing bad
>uh
>bad guys kill each other
>vader is good guy
>luke is a pussy
>yay!
fourth, fifth, sixth movies
>vader is literally jesus
>jesus is literally the antichrist
>the antichrist is a good guy actually
>religion is just a bunch of stories
>just like mine
>archetypal myths
>hero with a thousand faces
>building culture and civilization
>so many toys
>now this is pod racing
>princess is into younglings
>jake lloyd kills himself
seventh, eighth, ninth movies
>cash out, george out
>mickey mouse in
>uh
>death star is back
>luke is a pussy
>girl power
>force is female
>vader gets a sword
>everybody gets a horse
>star destroyer gets hung
>one million star destroyers
>emperor rises from the dead
>princess roasts george
>princess kills herself
>technological terror constructed
>princess rises from the dead
>spacetime collapses
>what is happening
>who came up with this
>we want george
>save us george
>heh heh
In my Star Wars movie, Chewie gets a medal, and then I do my director's cameo and run up and slap it out of his hands.
Vader doesn't know Princess Leia is his daughter, even if he can use the force
Yep dumb
>>The stormtoopers didn't shoot the pod down
They literally say the plans could be aboard.
>>Luke is not devastated by his Aunt and Uncle's deaths
He is though... he literally joins up with the rebellion directly because of that
>>Han Solo isn't aware that Chewbacca fought with the Jedi Yoda during the Clone Wars
Not sure even if chewbacca really understood the significance of Yoda. Not sure if chewbacca would care to mention it either.
>>Obi Wan said the stormtroopers are super precise shooters, but they aren't
True but only when they're shooting at main characters
Leia is only devastated over Alderaan's destruction for like 10 seconds
Yeah this is stupid
>>The stormtroopers don't use technology to detect lifeforms on the Millennium Falcon
Also stupid
don't walk up to the garbage hole to shoot Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy
Literally watched it yesterday and wondered this myself.
>>Luke is only sad for like a minute after Obi Wan sacrificed himself
Hes sad for the entirety of the ride to Yavin 4, but he can hear Ben speaking to him through the force
didn't get a medal
He does later but yeah whatever.
They're not perfect movies my dude.
I just love the fact that at no point during the movie does anything remotely like the poster’s scene happen. Oddly misleading.
> The stormtroopers don't use technology to detect lifeforms on the Millennium Falcon
The Millennium Falcon is a professional smuggling vessel. Its hidden smuggling compartments are shielded against life detecting devices.