>date night. >he asks if it's ok to turn the subtitles on

>date night
>he asks if it's ok to turn the subtitles on

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    women like assertive men, dont ask, turn the subtitles on

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. Women get the ick at any indecisive questions. How have incel dorks not noticed this pattern when they're the ones who came up with the "ick" meme?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. Women get the ick at any indecisive questions. How have incel dorks not noticed this pattern when they're the ones who came up with the "ick" meme?

      >women like assertive men, dont ask, turn the subtitles on
      Cope. Women like attractive men.
      If an attractive man is assertive, it's a turn-on because he's strong and powerful.
      If an unattractive man is assertive, he's toxic and rude.
      If an attractive man asks instead of being assertive, he's sweet, conscientous, thoughtful.
      If an unattractive man asks instead of being assertive, he's weak, insecure, annoying.

      Looks and money are all that matter to 90% of women.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >.Women like attractive men
        t. has never ever seen a real-life couple

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If an unattractive man is in a relationship nowadays, he's probably rich.

          Or maybe he grows weed and his GF wants to get weed for free.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women like assertive men, dont ask, turn the subtitles on
      Yeah, it really makes women moist when a dude “assets their dominance” over trivial things.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly. look her in the eyes as you do and whisper:
        >babe you need to have subs on to be able to get a full cinematic experience. if you don't appreciate the craft you won't get the shaft

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man she looks like shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, she is slowing turning into rosie o'donnell.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still would. Well and often.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aubrey getting old and wrinkly

      its a weird mixture of old for her age, but still fine for old

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you looked in a mirror lately? #rekd She looks fine.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >date night
    >turn the autotranslate on
    >still doesn't make any sense
    Why are they like this?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    eww, babe don't make that face

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    nasty b***h

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the only way to tell what's going on when the girl won't shut her fricking trap for more than two seconds.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are much more likely to want the subtitles on

    • 6 months ago
      Anon

      Deaf from being around loud music and engines

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek my fiancé has to have them. But it’s because English is her second language and can’t always pick up accents. Problem is I’m such an autistic speed reader I can read the whole sentence before they start talking.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      my gf speaks 6 languages and mocks my intelligence every day.
      how do I escape this hell, brother

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        invent a knew language and lord its linguistic secrets above her

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Problem is I’m such an autistic speed reader I can read the whole sentence before they start talking.
      me and video games since forever

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aubrey getting old and wrinkly

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SILENCE prostitute

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's looking cute in her old age.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't sound like a date night. If you can turn subtitles on, you've stayed home.

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