David Zaslav

He should’ve kept Coyote vs Acme cancelled, does the world really need another “What if a cartoon character enters the real world and meets a flavor of the month celebrity?!?!”

All of the films with this formula fricking sucked
>Sonic the Hedgehog
>Rocky and Bullwinkle
>Alvin and the Chipmunks
>Yogi Bear 2010
>Space Jam 1 & 2
>Looney Tunes Back in Action

Make a traditionally animated Looney Tunes film and promote the frick out of it, you lazy hacks!

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down DaSlav

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >congress threatens to get involved because you're canceling too many completed movies
    >have to uncancel one
    Cuckedslav.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are confusing the order of events, the first thing that happened is that he canceled the cancellation and then the government began its censorship campaign.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looney Tunes Back in Action was a great "B" movie and Space Jam 1 was just "So bad it's good".
    Sonic 1 &2 were great, if only because of Jim Carrey.
    Roger Rabbit is a masterpiece.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a traditionally animated Looney Tunes film
    Have I got the movie for you

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a TV department film that got moved to a theatrical release because the film went over budget (Canadian Tonic DNA was supposed to do the film but due to C11 which bans Canadian studios from taking foreign work production was moved to England which jacked up the cost).

      >Make a traditionally animated Looney Tunes film thats not only by a actual theatrical animation team that is reserved on theatrical animation but it's also 100% animated in the States as well.

      TL;DR: It doesn't count.

      • 6 months ago
        El Barto

        ooh! we're getting some british looney tunes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a TV department film that got moved to a theatrical release because the film went over budget (Canadian Tonic DNA was supposed to do the film but due to C11 which bans Canadian studios from taking foreign work production was moved to England which jacked up the cost).

      >Make a traditionally animated Looney Tunes film thats not only by a actual theatrical animation team that is reserved on theatrical animation but it's also 100% animated in the States as well.

      TL;DR: It doesn't count.

      Worst part is that it’s going up against Inside Out 2, Disney are cheeky bastards. fricking hate them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch your movie.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no oh no oh no bros what happened? I thought Zaslav was /ourguy/ who was going to get rid of that evil lesbian Harley Quinn! How did we lose?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does the world really need another “What if a cartoon character enters the real world and meets a flavor of the month celebrity?!?!”
    Sure, but the point to make that decision is when it's originally pitched, not after the movie is fricking done being filmed.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it needs one that's actually good besides Roger Rabbit and it sounds like this is it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and it sounds like this is it
      It is impossible for this movie to have the same quality as Roger Rabbit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't have to. Just has to be good.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then don’t make it in the first place, moron. You don’t make a whole ass film and then just shelve it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie wasn't greenlit by current management.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this thing was greenlit and filmed before he became CEO but it turned out no, it got greenlit before he was CEO but was cast and filmed just last year

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The timeline goes

        >John Cena cast in Feb 2022
        >Filming begins on April 1, 2022
        >Warner Bros. Discovery merger closes, Zaslav becomes CEO on April 8, 2022
        >Filming wraps on May 28, 2022

        He didn't have the power to stop production before it began filming, and I doubt the movie was at the top of his mind the first two months he was on the job for him to stop it while it was filming

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't cancel it because he cared about quality, but because he didn't have money.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    StH was pretty good, Jim Carrey was fantastic. Sorry you have shit taste.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a machine.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quality doesn’t matter. You can’t keep cancelling movies and getting bailed out by the government.

    If he didn’t want to risk a movie bombing, then he shouldn’t have gotten into the film industry aka the most risky business out there.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can’t keep cancelling movies and getting bailed out by the government.
      He canceled a single movie and the second thing not only didn't happen, but the opposite happened.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid? This is literally the third time they did this.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sonic, alvin and space jam 1 were financial successes so yeah maybe they shouldnt take advices from you

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The difference is that this one has a plot that seems to actually resolve around the animated character. Every other fricking movie on this list basically resolved around some fricking human schmucks while the premise of this one is based on Coyote's needs and conflict resolves around him as he wants to sue Acme, it is a conflict that resolves around the actual main character. Most of the other ones have some shitty plot pushed by humans who just so happen to meet the cartoon character. Or just have pretty terrible writing and no true effort put into them (like that fricking Yogi Bear movie). Given how BTS reels look for this movie and that one song released it seems like people working on this one do actually try to make it a good movie about the Coyote and put effort into it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leaked demo reel revealed that Coyote doesn't care about the trial and just wants to trap Road Runner on the witness stand so he can devour him while the attorneys stress over the possibility of going bankrupt over all this. It's about the lawyers, not coyote.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ideally, David Zaslav should have done what Disney did when they bought Fox: cancel every project except a handful of big ones. He just couldn't get a pass from the media like Disney.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    should fire the person who greenlit these

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember me OP? When I killed the Coyote and talked just like this?

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    and Bullwinkle

    YOU TAKE IT BACK

    YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why watch a piece of shit of a movie?
    you wouldn't get it

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