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>Thank you Rich the Leech for leaking DC Connect, very cool
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>Can we please move on with Flopsafe, it's getting tiresome
>Failsafe's prison
>Again
wow thanks chip
>Harley quinn is here
>the story is centered around CW Dreamer
>most power hungry villain in DC history
These buttholes are in desperate need of a map and compass.
Clock King!
Clock King’s on a team with teenager Black Alice.
So we know which teammate he’s going to perv on.
>Transgender superhero leads the Suicide Squad
>new Suicide Squad
>it's written by a troony with a LITERAL self-insert
Hate it so much.
Frick it, it might be good.
>neato
I know nothing about Dylan dog but it at least looking interesting
>did we really need a sequel to Space Age?
what's the point?
there was a pointless Batman subplot in Space Age why even bother with this except for money?
Man Allred fell off.
>more of this dogshit art
Kill me
time will do that to you soon boomer.
My parents are boomers loser, not me
>boomer artgay back at it again
Hey flatline's back
Flatline is so going to break Damian's heart.
But metaphorically this time.
>Di Meo's back
Ben Abernathy is a terrible editor who doesn't give a frick about quality.
Milligan being nuanced in the 90s was great.
In defense Thatcher was just straight up evil so John has a point here
No she wasn't
> Di Meo's art is in the top 30 problems DC has
Autist.
>People sure are ticked off
You're the first to care and mention it.
Art and writing are incredibly subjective but this art is objectively difficult to parse. It's so bad that Williams has to insert clumsy dialogue into the issues to explain what's going on. And yet he won't just fire this guy.
Ben Abernathy and Paul Kaminski are two of the biggest problems in all honesty.
Unbelievably bad at their jobs.
Bunch of idiots.
>"Batman's mind and body may never be the same" yeah right
I thought the Detective back-ups were done after this event since their all one-shot stories that feel kinda of pointless
So Taylor is really going to stretch out Dick's random ptsd moments...this sucks
>Seven centuries ago, the Grayson name was born
How many times are they going to retcon Dick's family's backstory? Taylor already added a half-sister, now he's retconning out the Court of Owls and William Cobb?
>Nocturne
Outstanding, I can't wait to see the retconning for this shit.
People sure are ticked off about Babs suiting up for that Birds of Prey issue.
>why has DC still not canceled HQ yet?
The back ups are decent.
Then why not give that team the book?
The back ups are random artists and writers like Batman black and white also HQ main art is decent but the writing dog shit.
Kind of sucks they're retreading Ivy's origin right as her book is actually getting interesting.
>Ashley Wood on Batman B&W?
Too bad it's wasted on Zac Thompson.
Which Maps?
Mizoguchi.
The young Maps or the one from the future?
Pretty sure it's the one from the present.
>black woman character
>big poofy hair that pokes out of their costume
Why is this becoming a more common trend?
So Damien is now the only Robin never to get a brown woman.
Is Damigay legal now?
Damian kinda sorta got with Djinn for a little bit in that shitty Teen Titans series.
So they all have jungle fever.
Babs too.
Jungle fever would be if they only dated black people, just one black one out of many love interests doesn't really count.
HOLD UP.
Steph and Carrie Kelly.
Carrie isn't main canon.
In Dick's defense, he had to be shot in the head first.
Defense?
I’m praising the choices.
>Praising that choice
>From the Ric Grayson run
Oh man.
Fashion and trends
>It's just a cameo in a cover
>Not even in the real comic
SAD
I loved the first issue of Batman Off-World so I'm suddenly excited for his Action Comics.
I welcome the return of SuperLex.
>Palace intrigue
Ugh fricking hacks.
>finally, an issue without Deodato
Yet again the Flash demonstrates his nature as a time travelling multiversal adventurer, who also just so happens to be a speedster as a secondary theme.
Just give him a gift card.
I find it actually insulting to the reader's intelligence on how lazy Amanda Waller can have absolute control over public opinion.
>not listening to what a black queen says
Anon...
YASSSS ARROW GIRLS SLAY
>Green arrow # 10
I thought it was just going to be a mini, no way it sold well enough to warrant becoming an ongoing
Poison Ivy became an ongoing, why wouldn't Green Arrow?
>weak white men easily get defeated by all powerful queenz
always the same woke bs
It's hot so it's okay.
Sons
>>DC Presents The X-Babies
Why even push the Sinister Sons when the Super Sons brand is dead?
It's called coping.
Sinister Sons seems like a misfire all around to me. The designs are hideous, Sinestro and Zod have never had any kind of relationship to my knowledge, and "Sinson" is a ridiculously bad name.
It’s because they both are in space. The kids are having space adventures
Adams and Johnson are the two brightest talents in comics today.
might have to get that Jessica Cruz cover
No main cover for Jay Garrick
Sandman is the only comic I’m getting these days. Why do they continue to drive fans away?
Imagine reading Venditti
These two books have both been great. I'd especially love Sandman to continue.
No main cover for Alan Scott
>Return to monke
>Also Fialkov is back writing comics?
>banana scent
Very tempting.
>Jeff Lemire on art? I thought he was Image exclusive
>Image exclusive
That's not how Image works anon.
https://imagecomics.com/press-releases/jeff-lemire-inks-exclusive-deal-with-image-comics-for-upcoming-projects
This really should have been shorter or twice-monthly. It’s good but for a comic that should appeal to normies it needs to release quicker.
>heavily delayed tie-in comic to game that will flop
>Incoming trash about how you need to vote out the Torries and how the only real evil is those racist conservatives
I miss when Hellblazer shat on everyone.
Hellblazer died when Jamie Delano and Margaret Thatcher stepped down.
Oh no....
What?
Barda first solo comic is THAT anon.
Explain it to me like I'm not on Cinemaphile 24/7.
Barda a character a lot of people love, first solo comic is cal arts shit.
>cal arts
Oh opinion fricking discarded then.
Meh it’s not that bad cause it’s just a YA GN
Still fricked up that's going be first comic writer from her pov.
sorry you like bad art.
Why would it be fricked up though?
Because it’s by a black guy with a shitty art style and she looks dark skinned on the cover and she’ll likely be brownish on the interior while making Orion “problematic”.
Is that what you wanted?
Sure.
Tanned skin is fine on Barda.
Frick you homosexual
I like a ruddy complexion on my big beatiful burly warrior women, it has a people's champion feel to it.
But it looks more like she has a more lighter complexion which brings to mind the fair skin of a temple maiden, almost like pink marble which is also good because it conjures up the idea of stoic statuesque guardian.
Ngl I respect that.
Yeah basically because it's more boring to write something off over the subjective interpretation of what good art is supposed to look like.
>they don't know
at least he had comics before written from his pov his wife Barda always just been a side character she deserves better
I think they're worried about Lashina being drawn as a brown lady.
Orion wouldn't be on Apokalips.
I thought she had donkey ears from the thumbnail.
>DC copying what Marvel did with Deadpool: Bad Blood: re-release a graphic novel as a mini-series
but why?
>Seriously what's the point when the graphic novel is already out?
for the love of god can we please be done with the zur-en-arrh shit, i never thought someone could run that of all things into the ground
What's funny is we're doing a split personality with Batman and two-face is nowhere in sight.
why are these $2.99 when every other floppy in this DC connects $3.99 for the same amount of pages?
though TBF to DC the Batman/Dylan dog is 88 pages it is only $4.99 the same price as the regular issue of Batman and Detective that month
I think the Looney Tunes comics are mostly rereleases of older stories without much original content.
First story in each issue (based on the cover) is always the new material. The rest of the stories that fill out each issue are reprints like you mention. It's this way for LT and for Scooby.
>That's all folks.
Bro I’m not even being dramatic when i say I don’t know if they can survive another year with these creative teams. These are some of the worst solicits of all time.
Will Connor continue to be asexual after this pussy invasion?
>Asexual
Isn’t a thing, it’s just low T, low confidence and self-loathing. Nobody is “asexual” they just don’t like themselves enough to imagine being loved and use it as a defense mechanism.
I’m so glad I dropped comics for good. This shit sounds fricking horrible. They rather waste time shilling than make good stories that make sense for the characters. LOL fricking losers and their sales are getting shitter.
Drop all of comics? even non-canon big 2 stuff? Indie and sea of old comics mainstream and not that's out there? kinda cringe.
>no capeshit
I don’t give a frick about all that shit. I rather not read comics at all and go back to casual tier for the big 2. In which they don’t exist.
You're lame, comics are cool.
>t. DC shill
>Says you can read things outside of DC
>I gets called DC shill cuz YOU only wanna read capeshit
???????????
Nice shilling, it won’t work on me though.
Nope, done with comics. Batman ruined it for me. I only watch shit now. Batman isn’t having schizo breaksdowns and losing all his shit everyrun everywhere else.
prove it
The writing was on the wall back in 2011 for the big two. Is batman being shit for years really the breaking point? Not even trying anything from different circles or vintage works?
>Literally 100,000s plus old comics and more being made everyday
>Current DC and Marvel bad
"I'm done with comics"
I'll never understand Wednesday warriors
>still comments in every batman storytime
>Still no Aquaman book
Unless anything has Punchline in it, I don't care.
I'm really liking this Tom King Penguin series and I don't care if people make fun of me for it.
Not one comic worth reading.
DC hates straight white men
Place your bets will there be a Legion of Super Heroes comic this year? 1/4 of the year solicited so far and nothing in sight.
Man I wanna like and support DC but there's like 5 books I'll be buying. Trying to decide if I should get that new Booster collection when I have floppies. I wanted to bind my stuff into a hardcover but will I actually do it?
Suicide Squad Dream Team sounds so strange I'm kinda intrigued.
why are they teasing us! Cameos in Green Arrow, Dreamer's push, they're on the cover of Blue Beetle.
I can’t even imagine how you’re buying that many. I’m down to one after dropping the waid books.
It's the Waid books, Zdarsky and V's Batbooks and uh that's it I think. Mark Russell and Gene Yang whenever they get a crumb
have a nice day then homosexual
>they're on the cover of Blue Beetle.
They are??
>No Batman '89 Echoes
Huh? It got cancelled?
Just late, it happens.
>Issue 02 comes out by the end of January
>Issue 03 comes out at late february at best
>Issue 04 may come out at early april or late april
Joe Quinones is one slow turtle holy fricking shit.
DC actually sucks so bad when Batman sucks. Really nothing of value to offer and Waller is a trash villain.
All the Batman comics look so god damn depressing.
Stay away from Batman comics. DC doesn’t care about the character, they just want to produce off brand misery and shockvalue for dumbass manchildren with no standards. They rather their whole industry flop in the end than change.