DC rejected my pitch where the Joker slips on a banana peel and dies and the rest of the story is Batman coping with being disappointed thats how t...

DC rejected my pitch where the Joker slips on a banana peel and dies and the rest of the story is Batman coping with being disappointed that’s how their story ends.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    barbecue bacon burger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >barbecue bacon burger

      [...]

      my god get the frick out of here you frickin underage incel chud neckbeard basedboy libtard trans racist coomer weeb pedo white passing wop twitter using gay misoginstic feminist cuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, real nice, you really felt the need to thow every single buzzword you could think of.
        As if that somehow means you "win" this debate.
        Sorry bud but that's not how this works,
        those words ain't like spells in one of your little "video games" , im a REAL HUMAN with a FUNCTIONAL BRAIN (unlike you)
        Bet you learned your debate skills from jordan peterson.
        Pro tip: next time double check to make sure your wordsalad is actually relevant to the conversation
        i swear you liberals just ignore the point im trying to make and slip into npc mode.
        That might work on twitter
        but this is Cinemaphile
        these are the big leagues, kiddo
        try harder next time
        and stay mad :^)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, real nice, you really felt the need to thow every single buzzword you could think of.
        As if that somehow means you "win" this debate.
        Sorry bud but that's not how this works,
        those words ain't like spells in one of your little "video games" , im a REAL HUMAN with a FUNCTIONAL BRAIN (unlike you)
        Bet you learned your debate skills from jordan peterson.
        Pro tip: next time double check to make sure your wordsalad is actually relevant to the conversation
        i swear you liberals just ignore the point im trying to make and slip into npc mode.
        That might work on twitter
        but this is Cinemaphile
        these are the big leagues, kiddo
        try harder next time
        and stay mad :^)

        Internet arguments are so funny when you think about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah? Well Double Bacon Cheeseburger with Sweet and Sour Sauce. I don't know what that means but frick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >barbecue bacon burger
      [...]
      my god get the frick out of here you frickin underage incel chud neckbeard basedboy libtard trans racist coomer weeb pedo white passing wop twitter using gay misoginstic feminist cuck

      Oh yeah? Well Double Bacon Cheeseburger with Sweet and Sour Sauce. I don't know what that means but frick you.

      Wow, real nice, you really felt the need to thow every single buzzword you could think of.
      As if that somehow means you "win" this debate.
      Sorry bud but that's not how this works,
      those words ain't like spells in one of your little "video games" , im a REAL HUMAN with a FUNCTIONAL BRAIN (unlike you)
      Bet you learned your debate skills from jordan peterson.
      Pro tip: next time double check to make sure your wordsalad is actually relevant to the conversation
      i swear you liberals just ignore the point im trying to make and slip into npc mode.
      That might work on twitter
      but this is Cinemaphile
      these are the big leagues, kiddo
      try harder next time
      and stay mad :^)

      Is this a schizo or a bot?

      https://i.imgur.com/3GZG2iK.jpg

      DC rejected my pitch where the Joker slips on a banana peel and dies and the rest of the story is Batman coping with being disappointed that’s how their story ends.

      Sounds funny tbqhwy
      You should try to make it a indie comic where the Jester slips on a banana peel and dies and the rest of the story is Vampyre coping with being disappointed that’s how their story ends, I'm sure someone at Image would print it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When does the narwhal beacon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rehehehehehe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >barbecue bacon burger
      [...]
      my god get the frick out of here you frickin underage incel chud neckbeard basedboy libtard trans racist coomer weeb pedo white passing wop twitter using gay misoginstic feminist cuck

      Wow, real nice, you really felt the need to thow every single buzzword you could think of.
      As if that somehow means you "win" this debate.
      Sorry bud but that's not how this works,
      those words ain't like spells in one of your little "video games" , im a REAL HUMAN with a FUNCTIONAL BRAIN (unlike you)
      Bet you learned your debate skills from jordan peterson.
      Pro tip: next time double check to make sure your wordsalad is actually relevant to the conversation
      i swear you liberals just ignore the point im trying to make and slip into npc mode.
      That might work on twitter
      but this is Cinemaphile
      these are the big leagues, kiddo
      try harder next time
      and stay mad :^)

      Did we created the AI internet drama talk?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You shoulda said it was an Elseworld.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jason finds out about it.
    There's a short moment if shocje disbelied before he burst into unstoppable laughter.
    He laughs so hard he pisses his pants and falls to the floor.
    He is both enjoying the irony but also having a nervous breakdown over the unfairness randomness and pointlessness of it all.
    He becomes a jokey character Ala creeper and Deadpool.
    Even starts wearing joker colors snd banging harley...not banging more like revenge fricking.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As it turned out later in life, banana peels and quicksand turned out to be much less troublesome than I thought they might be as a child - but it was worth a shot with DC.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Robbie Rotten could have defeated The Joker all this time...

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's because they already accepted my pitch of a near identical story.
    see you in court, mind-plagiarist

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did you even get a pitch to DC? They don't take any shit from you unless you're already a super-established comics writer

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my ass is bleeding out

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like it.

    Is the ending that Batman comes to terms with it because he realizes "Joker would've thought that was funny".

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know how to kill with my fingers

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking cuck

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