DC shouldn't have a Cinematic Universe

It's more of a Marvel thing...

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUUURRRRRR MY BRAND OF CONSOOM IS BETTER THAN UR BRAND OF CONSOOM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice Reddit meme, anon. Maybe you should go back there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fact you complain this much shows you belong there as well.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It would take a lot for America to starve even if we had to eat nothing but corn (You know, like the fat and stupid of us already do)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People are living on the streets and starving in the US as we speak, the excess among the rich doesn't change that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except if this was anywhere close to true with the average American we'd have a new government tomorrow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The poor should be removed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The rich by nature are just thieves and grifters. Remove the poor and they just start thieving and grifting from each other, untill mass infighting and collapse ensues.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >thieves and grifters

            Anon, your moronic labor theory of value has been debunked countless times now

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In 5 days you will begin to be ashamed of your words and deeds

    The DC domination shall begin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they're making a Batgirl movie too
      God the bathomosexualry will never stop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Am I the only one who thinks it’s funny WB built their big San Diego event around Black Adam? Like had him come out in costume and everything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't even going to go at first. I think the Rock really pushed for Black Adam to be there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't even going to go at first. I think the Rock really pushed for Black Adam to be there

        Dwayne Johnson signed on to play Black Adam in like 2007 and deluded himself into thinking he's the biggest celebrity of all time. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire panel was his idea.

        Which makes him getting booed a massive blow to his ego

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I feel bad for him here. He wants to fight Superman. WB are incompetent clowns

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You jest but the guy is the highest paid actor in hollwood right now, no joke. Almost every movie he's done the last 10 years has made bank

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            China loves this guy. If Black Adam opens there then the movie will do fine

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              China can't support degeneracy anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't even going to go at first. I think the Rock really pushed for Black Adam to be there

        [...]
        Dwayne Johnson signed on to play Black Adam in like 2007 and deluded himself into thinking he's the biggest celebrity of all time. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire panel was his idea.

        Which makes him getting booed a massive blow to his ego

        Ezra Miller going batshit means they can't really promo The Flash, so they had a lot of time to fill and Dwayne's very excited about Black Adam.

        Pretty easy math.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Dwayne’s very excited about Black Adam
          That’s great that he is but is anyone else?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ’s very excited about Black Adam
            >That’s great that he is but is anyone else?
            No.

            The DCEU is just bootleg MCU.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Biggest mistake WB could have made. But it's too late now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the diamond they're ignoring is the monsterverse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They are making more Monsterverse stuff. It's going to take awhile though because that shit looked all but dead after KOTM

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit this, what they should've done was make good one offs or trilogy films that are separate from each other, then after the marvel train started slowing down, then bam hit them with a justice league movie with the best versions of the characters they made.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I remember being excited abouht the Avengers movie partly because it set the precedent for a Justice League movie. I was pretty "eh" about Man of Steel, but figured there was still time to course correct. Then I just gave up after how awful Batman v Superman was and skipped Justice League. And my friends who actually watched it told me it just complete garbage.
              Frick I just want some good cape movies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was when they said the JSA would be in there but my enthusiasm died when I saw they destroyed Hawkman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I certainly was before the trailer dropped, felt like a sucker, don't know why I expected anything different from Dwayne, I mean, he's only been campaigning for this role for 15 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amber and Erza went full moron so they couldn't showcase Flash or Aquaman 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh nonononononono

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel bad for Shazam in all this. I thought it was the best trailer of the day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only DC film I'll be seeing in theatre

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ladderbro only posted the video from the DC account, which is not the main one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh nononono

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately I doubt it Super Pets and Black Adam look like shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Super Pets and Black Adam look like shit
        How dare!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The sad part is I was actually extremely excited for both films but everything that has come out for both movies just make them look worse and worse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They have no faith in Super pets. Fricking Dwayne voices Krypto and he didn't say a word about it at comicon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The DC domination shall begin
      >with cartoon dogs making pee jokes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's gonna make Minions money bro

        #Sweeperpets

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Warner Brothers is just as progressive as Disney it’s just they have a few conservative talents and investors they can’t afford to piss off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Batgirl

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I understand that this is a shitpost thread so the bar is low, but how do you look at OP's comic and get to "I need to inform everyone how much I hate americans."

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love and Thunder made less than The Batman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Batman made less than Multiverse of Madness

      Besides The Batman isn't part of your dead cinematic universe you moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Being this angry
        It's not my fault Thor was shit and under performed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still made more than the last 3 DC movies combined and no doubt more than the next 3

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But the last DC movie was Batman
            >B..b..but the universe!
            Don't care lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >vicariously living through a soulless corporation’s success

        yikes

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No matter what WB could have done, they already made DC lose by having Iron Man + Norton Hulk beat them to the cinematic universe punch

    If they had insisted on keeping characters and movie series standalone then people would still rip on them for not doing it like the MCU, and even if they hit the ground running too with Green Lantern people would always treat them as playing catch-up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People forget Incredible Hulk was the same year as Iron Man 1 and RDJ's cameo was the real first step, not Nick Fury

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You'll be starving too if america goes down, b***h

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching comic movies
    Garbage taste

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start a cinematic universe with fricking Man of Steel, Batman vs Superman, and Suicide Squad
    >immediately jump into the big crossover event two movies later without introducing most of the characters crossing over
    >Flash and Green Lantern movies stuck in production hell
    >like 10 other movies in various stages of production hell
    >already attempting a soft reboot
    >nobody even knows if they're trying to build up toward something or crossing over the movies for the sake of crossing them over
    Gee, I wonder why nobody gives a shit about DC's cinematic universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't need to have a film for every character before Justice League. The movies just had to be good and they weren't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. If anything Mr Rock should’ve done as much as he could to distance Black Adam from the DCEU. I think if it were it’s own thing like The Batman people would be more interested (not by much…I mean I’d be more interested but I’m a hermit who lives in an attic). Mentioning Superman when people were really expecting Cavill to be there was a real frick up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first big crossover event was BvS

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's the mind set that led to DC falling behind and rushing Justice League.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If DC offers something Marvel can't or is unwilling to give and it's at least decent they will make money. Regardless on how some of you feel on it Marvel will never make anything like Joker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Marvel will never make anything like Joker
        And if it weren't for Discovery firing most of the people at WB neither would DC

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DC had all the ingredients to win. They just chose to do a half-assed job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "They" didn't choose anything. DC as a studio didn't exist. WB has been making baffling choices long before the MCU. Why would Steel or Jonah Hex have films before Flash?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't want one side to crush the other, i just want a good movie with the superheroes i like and dc isn't making any

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvel didn’t have the movie rights to all their characters
    >went through with a cinematic universe anyways
    >DC had all their character rights
    >continue to focus on and insist Batman works better alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the batman is unironically the best non animated dc film in 10+ years

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The big problem is that DC/WB has no fricking clue where to go with this universe, Snyder seemed like a genius until BvS failed to get over 1B like civil war did, then they got Whedon to do Justice League but that did even worse, then out of fricking nowhere Aquaman somehow breaks 1B but now the sequel might have to delay the film again and reshoot to remove Amber Heard
    Joker was also a massive hit but the sequel probably won't resonate the same with audiences

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Snyder seemed like a genius until BvS
      What are you talking about? Man of Steel was at best divisive. Giving him the keys to the kingdom after that was a huge mistake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worldwide Box Office numbers for Superman average about $300M, Man of Steel almost $700M, in WB's eyes, that's such a huge jump to consider Snyder as a great lead of their new Universe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Worldwide Box Office numbers for Superman average about $300M
          Are you a moron? Yeah they average that because apart from Returns they came out in the 70's and early 80's. Adjusted for inflation Superman made over a billion dollars.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even adjusting for inflation, MoS had a bigger box office than all of the other Superman movies that came after Superman '78

            Man of steel has had the most and best special effects of any superman movie. The movie itself was mid, and only carried by Zod's actor high quality performance.

            I'm not saying the movie was good, I'm saying it was successful enough to convince WB to give him control even though it was a mistake

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man of steel has had the most and best special effects of any superman movie. The movie itself was mid, and only carried by Zod's actor high quality performance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wb biggest problem was the fact that they just kept randomly throwing shit at a wall. And not even experimentally either, but via some weird inner corporate favoritism/infighting system.

      We live in an era why Harley Quinn (a batman side character from the Dcau tv series ) has stared prominently in three movies, whilst PART of the justice league has had 1.5.

      Which WB executive coke head green light this series of progression??? It like an never ending cascade of hacks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Which WB executive coke head green light this series of progression???
        You really can't blame them for making more Harley Quinn after Suicide Squad. They made so much money from the merch alone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You really can't blame them for making more Harley Quinn after Suicide Squad. They made so much money from the merch alone.

          Only reason suicide squad did well is because of a high budget, and the fact that people were cooming to marget Robbie. It's plot and storyline and even character acting were trash and rightfully bashed by critic's.

          If were talking coom department, the DC has been negitive in terms of sex appeal since. And just from a logical stand point the idea that a group of d list villains were going to carry the dc verse is moronic.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You had superman kill the bad guy in the first movie that’s why if there isn’t a Superman people like in your DC cinematic universe your entire DC cinematic universe is going to fail. But no matter how much you complain about it Warner Bros. executives have their head so far up their butts and won’t listen to fans no matter how much they complain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel was able to make a cinema verse without spiderman or wolverine, their two most popular characters.

      The dc verse is large enough and has enough material that it could survive hamstringing superman. (Although i will agree zack Snyder was a mistake. He comes from that same pseudo edgy cynical Daria loving late gen x early millennial generation. Which is kryptonite to the themes of superman, and is also something that people don't want from a pure superman film. When they could get it from a dozen cheap parody's.)

      WB problem was that they ran around like heedless chicken's, they weren't even thinking about how to start a cinematic verse and instead were dizzy seeing not yet existent dollar signs. Sperging out and green lightning random pet projects.

      If they wanted a cinema verse all they had to do was put out a couple, hero films staring the dc roster. See which character films and director's do well, and support them.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We get it. Marvel Good. DC bad. You can stop now.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when are we gonna get a Booster Gold movie

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's never ever getting better for DC comics. Just give up. You're never getting your equivalent of Avengers Endgame, or Cap wielding Thors hammer, or Spider-Man fighting Green Goblin on the Statue of liberty. Ever. Stop supporting this company let them die. It's the only way to make them stop disfiguring the characters you love.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. I'll still be watching Shazam

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s do some alt-history right now. How could DC have beaten Marvel?
    >instead of Man Of Steel, make a Superman movie as a spin-off/sequel to the Smallville TV show
    Get Christian Bale to stay on as Batman
    What else?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They would have won if they just made movies that weren't shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Nolanverse wouldn't fit within the wider DC universe. It's all about grounding everything as much as possible. You can't ground Superman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish fans would stop making this silly argument, the entire MCU was built off of a grounded Iron Man film, DC could have easily done the same thing

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, is the DCEU dead?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's going to limp along for years. I don't even care about it as a universe and I'll enjoy the bright spots when I see them like Shazam. I hope Blue Beetle is good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WB couldn't even ride a prize race horse in the direction of the finish line. Now the wind has been sucked out of the superhero genera.

      So instead of riding a prize horse they have to resurrect a near dead one. So yes considered WB general competence level it might as well be dead, unless black Adam knocks it out the park.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bros, is the DCEU dead?

        It's been dead since Justice League. There's no coming back from a failure like that. Remember most normies don't obsess over the inner working of WB like us neurotic dweebs. They just know that the DC films were bad and they now avoid them. Only Batman characters aren't affected because Batman is his own brand

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its easy to make money when everything is green screened.

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