I do find it worrisome how the DCSHG Twitter account is just dead atm. It has been a month since last post. Not even mentioning international days or anything like they typically do. They didn't even announce that Mayhem in the Multiverse released.
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the show is dead anon let it go
Never
Sadly
sexo triste
Sounds hot
Yes.
>They didn't even announce that Mayhem in the Multiverse
everyone agree never talk about it again, it was a real big betray from CN
also, why kara has jess legs?
also, why kara has jess legs?
to please Garth duh
>betray
It was good, then the decent writers/artists left. What can you do?
look here anon
the problem is not the show ending, it's how is ending
you are a homosexual? it's not that hard
It never ceases to amaze me how a corporation's HR and marketing can be literally worse and less active than random fans promoting their shit.
That area sorely needs a revolution. The only effective weapon left in their arsenal is just throwing cash at it: make a huge campaign that will bludgeon consumers on the head until they submit, like wartime propaganda.
Also sexy tomboys should be more popular than they are. And I'm not talking about the effeminate-teen-boy-looking b***hes who pass as "beautiful female leads" in modern Hollywood.
>tomboys should be more popular than they are.
no thanks, Im tired of carpet munchers
The show is over. Why would the twitter account for a dead show still be active?
hopes for gen 3?
>gen 3?
what is this? pokemon?
I'd say it's unlikely, but not impossible. Somebody at WB clearly liked the series and tried to push it, but CN didn't care about it. I could see it getting relaunched again as an HBO Max original.
The show did pretty good numbers on Netflix when it was new. So clearly it's not just executives; actual humans enjoy the show. I can see it being a big hit if it relaunches on streaming.
The trouble is, what's its relation to Netflix? How would Warner pry the rights away so they could put it on HBO Max?
Booty
>Geez, we forgot to give Jessica something to do
>Quick, think on something!
more like
>ok we finished the backstory and plot for jess, this would be a great finale for all of them
>CN executives: remove that
>but sir we...
>I DONT CARE WE NEED MORE SCREENTIME FOR TTGO, IT'S MY FETISH!!!!
Im honestly satisfied
Jess character arc right there
>How would Warner pry the rights away so they could put it on HBO Max?
Netflix only has the rights to the current version. So if it got relaunched it could go on HBO Max no problem.
They only have season 1 as well.
Did someone say Zee butt?
Nice
Wow Jess does a good Zatanna cosplay.
jess is not fat, her butt is result of yoga and excise
Disgusting
Why is her mouth so wide? It’s uncanny. That’s not Zee
zee moth has been always wide
But she needs a big mouth to give you big smiles and kisses anon.
She cute
>next gen
Without Lauren’s influence, this franchise is shit. Just like with horse show.
Time to plant a seed!
yes
Who is the artist I can't find it using the image search
I want tk say Pears, most of his stuff is behind a paywall.
I could be wrong
Sauce
Seriously sauce it up
Based Babs
Babs would be the groper of the group.
How often does Babs grope the other girls and tries to laugh it off as "just playing around"?
Multiple times a day
Impossible. Due to Ivy's immunity system post her transformation, she is literally incapable of getting pregnant. The moment she does her immune system goes full trigger finger. So she will never be a mother the natural way unless some master geneticist will fool her immunity system.
source??
>that one fanfict where ivy adopt jason instead of batman and /ss/'d him everyday
wew lad
SAUCE
It's been 5 days man. Give up the sauce
It's fricking mossa
Someone told you days ago you blind shitsucking moron
and feed
Zee's Feed and Seed
Sexooooooooo
Con la abeja!!!
Con las super chi chis de la super chica!!
La abeja negra?
not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny not funny
no eres divertido, Black
no da risa la serie esta más muerta que cualquier otra, solamente van a hacer hilos los que se quieren culiar a las chicas cuando el porno es peor que mediocre
>cuando el porno es peor que mediocre
se el cambio en el mundo que quieras ver
no lol
entonces calla cagada
Así lo haré maestro
Bien hecho Black puto, metete una pija bien gorda en tu sucio ojete y pierdete
Made for Big Spanish wiener.
I used to watch this show when it first premiered but I kinda lost touch with it right after the end of season 1 I think.
Whow is it hanging? Is Supergirl still best girl?
Season 2 it's the Kara show
That's nice to hear 🙂
I swear the moments where Karen went into pure girl mode were the best
she never was, now frick off
>They didn't even announce that Mayhem in the Multiverse released.
Frick, that's sad.
not surprise, it was really a big low blow from CN
The frick? Coco melon is on TV? I thought was was some Spiderman Elsa level shit on YouTube?
mfw >we never got a Christmas Special
feels bad
>tfw no beach episode
We can only imagine
Why Karen refuses to show her belly button.
>Implying Zee would use such a conservative bikini
>Implying she wouldn't wear the bawdtiest fricking thing imaginable just because it's fashionable
>Implying Kara would use shorts like those at the beach
>Implying she wouldn't just go naked
That is what saddens me the most. Imagine a 44-minute Christmas special u_u
What would happen in a DCSHG Christmas episode?
Grirch parody
I don't know, explain Christmas to Diana.
I can see that.
To me, that seems like the obvious direction that a DCSHG Christmas episode would go. Diana being confused by Christmas customs and with the girls trying to explain the holiday to her.
I guess there would probably have to be a villain, too.
>I guess there would probably have to be a villain, too.
Mr. Freeze, or maybe Killer frost.
>Mr. Freeze
kinda disappointed that they never reused him after he was in the original short
Zee butt
I like to think Zee wouldn't be angry at that. She'd wear that handprint like a badge of honor.
>got a movie
>needed TTG's entire branding just to promote it
>TTG is in it for 5 minutes
>TTG acknowledges they're being used to promote a shit crossover
TTG chads rise
Robin got the best joke of the movie.
>TTG chads rise
Reminder Future State TT lists Red X's first appearance as being from TTG.
Toon Titans was always called Teen Titans Go on the comics side of things
The Mayhem bluray could have included the other TTGO crossovers as extras instead of random episodes.
I miss when cartoon DVDs had shorts of the studio and animators talking about the show
They still tend to do it, it's just that warner has no faith.
Which DCSHG episode is one the bluray?
Small Victories from season 2
that's a random one to include
you are all homosexuals
While the show is dead, one kind of positive note is the rule 34 for the show started picking up. Now that the show is over we're getting more rule 34 than ever. Where the hell were these guys when the show was actually airing.
Waiting for r34 of other characters than Zee, Babs, and Supergirl.
>Babs
is there porn with babs? I see more porn of jess than her
Been seeing a lot more Karen and Diana stuff recently. You must not be looking hard enough.
Post it
>Been seeing a lot more Karen
it's all futroony garbage though
Futa is even straighter than straight porn you homosexual
They are both gay and should be eliminated from the face of the earth
it's for gays in denial
Lol troony chaser
she looks like she's about to get a facial
I need the sauce, chef
https://twitter.com/ZzLailai/status/1538210334732800000
Zee is so fricking erotic. She makes me intensely aroused.
For YEARS I never had a Cinemaphile waifu and then this show's version of Zatanna came in and took over my heart and my boner.
This is your waifu, bro
>A very special episode of DCSHG
More like series finale
With the TTGO!!!
She's so damn hot
I don't know why some people expect a confirmation of the end of the show when it's pretty obvious that it's over.
Bumper
bumper cars with Zee's and Jess' ass
I need that on my face
You'll never survive
I'm willing to make that sacrifice
that kara looks pretty girly
So?
All tomboys are princesses in denial
they are all lesbians in denial
POV: You are Garth and went to Kara's Gym to train with her
I still wonder why the writters of S2 thought that they would be a great couple, i wonder what is Lauren's reaction to that, i always assumed she would have made Kara a lesbian based on her VA.
The two of them used to have little moments together in season 1, s2 was an expansion of that.
>Kara is into /ss/ instead of being gay
I see this as an absolute win
My headcanon is that Kara, despite her outer attitude and everything is actually extremely nervous and bashful in the sack. And, of course, she's prone to cuddling and spooning post sex.
Garth is a lucky guy
>Aww, it's so small and cute!
i knew my pet lizard would be a hit
>tfw grower
maybe the twitter rep got canned during the merger
bee
Bae
thicc
she's perfect
how tragic
jess is not for lewds!
You're right. Except she is.
Dang Lois. How many donuts do you eat each day?
Not as many dicks as you suck per day. Jimmy has the pictures to prove it.
Isn't this a show for little girls? Aren't most of you men?
You should ask
If this show is for little girls then why are all the female characters so frickable?
Yes, I'm an adult male and watch a show for little girls.
Yes, I enjoy it and want to frick all of the girls.
Just like with mlp, the only reason to watch it is because you want to frick the women in it.
>mlp
>women
I love this artist
>that one frame with the rabbit tooth
That's hot. If you made it, may I request one with Harley?
If you have a good cap of her, sure
Alright champ, how about this one?
I'll see what I can do. I do like options, of course, so feel free to drop some more.
this show is for trannies
Thanks for the bump, asshat
Abeja rica
Which one of you has a mega?
Who has the best ass? Jess or Lois?
Lois, easily.
Zee
Splitting hairs at that point, but my vote is on Jess. Her entire lower body is built for prone boning.
She could easily break the average human males skull with those hips and ass…
she was built for love and caring! dont be a naughty boy!
You can lovingly prone bone a girl, its possible!
What about caring love-making?
Lois is the perfect woman.
do lois can make everything trembling when she sits?
zee already lost
Zee is genuinely shocked at all that ass power on display
I'm confident Lois could pull it off
i love her so much
I’m glad people are finally realizing that Lois is best girl
She's got the best ass, and that's about it.
Best ass, best eyes, best can-do go-get-em attitude, best taste in men.
>Best ass
Undisputed
>Best eyes
Those belong to Zee
>Best can-do-go-get-em-attitude
That's Diana
>Best taste in men
Yeah, that's Lois again
I like that she doesn't let anyone make fun of her work. In #ShockItToMe, she puts Leslie in her place when she starts teasing her for posting things she finds boring or out of reach.
I'm glad season 2 gave us this at least.
>This is Lois only appareance in season 2 and the last one in general
Lois was too pure for this world
I think one of the things that hurt DC Superhero Girls is Cartoon Network airing it super early in the mornings like around 6. When you look at the ratings/views it just drops after they started airing it in the mornings. I always watched it live even though I was DVRing it but I couldn't watch it live when they aired in the mornings cause I was sleep.
we set that already
The dolls not selling well also hurt cause the whole of DC Superhero Girls was the toys and the reboot dolls weren't that good.
That drop in views is huge .
I think most people are less aware of this version of DCSHG than the previous one. The old one had all kinds of specials and stuff.
the old one was a webseries and that's why it works, DC/mattel mistake was trusting in CN and ignoring this network fetish for TTGO
G1 had a frick ton of merch, too
dolls for minor characters, action figures, lego sets
again, gen worked because it was a webserioes and little girls watched it the whole time. children cannot watch a tv show in a channel that only airs TTGO
I want you all to know that in the short #KaraCare, they snuck her bra in the corner.
Go to 2:07 https://youtu.be/KBF2tO_aE7A
Let me know if we ever got canon panties
No, just more boobs.
In #AdventuresInBunnysitting, when Kara rips the bunnies apart, there’s a zoom up from her hands to her face, in which she has a massive chest.
In #DCSuperHeroBoys party 2, after the defeat of Zod, Kara walks toward the screen.
Forgot the image.
In #ShockItToMe, Kara’s chest is at the camera again when she saves Diana from a lightning bolt.
Some sideboob in #TheGoodTheBadAndTheBizarre
A nice angle in #NightmareInGotham, when she’s fighting Solomon Grundy.
I always enjoy how they actually show Kara's boob curve
It ALWAYS happens. Here’s one from #WasabiWar.
Kara pops out her jacket in #SweetJustice
Bizzarra’s is actually slightly larger than hers.
And thats all, kids! Remember, stay out of trouble or you’ll end up FLAT like Leslie here.
What kind of panties would Kara wear, though?
>Kara
>Wearing panties
Post YFW that's actually Kara's only bra, and she actually prefers going braless to school and to do super hero stuff.
>her one and only bra
>doesnt ever wash it
>thinks its fine because she rarely wears it
Imagine the smell
If DCSHG wasn't a kid's show, how hard would Kara's breasts bounce, since she doesn't wear a bra?
Having strong pecs probably mitigates it
Hopefully not in her case. Big-titted muscle girls are the best.
Those pervs, this is a kids show!
This show meant a lot to me, it really really did. Kara’s my waifu, i love all the other girls a lot too, i’ve fallen in love with a lot of characters i’d have never thought twice about before (Supergirl, Star Sapphire Cheetah, Catwoman, Wonder Woman), it was hilarious at times, had a lot of heart, and seeing it go out the way it’s going out is…it’s just depressing, no doubt about it.
At least that first season isn’t going anywhere, and is still gonna be around for new fans to find and fall in love with again and again, and hey, maybe that fabled third generation is gonna be even better. Here’s hoping.
I hope CN burns to the fricking ground.
The most important thing going forward is to preserve what can be preserved.
For example, I am now highly motivated to write for DC Comics, so I can write Zatanna exactly like Zee. I love her a lot and so I am at least going to try and finagle some circumstances going forward where comics Zatanna takes on Zee's personality, if I find myself in a position to write.
Godspeed anon, believe in magic. Trust me, lot of Zee fans are eager for fun snazzy competent Zee.
Holy kek, oh great anonymous. Aphrodite approves
nice
but jess is pure!
PURE SEXOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder who got Jess' power ring and is degrading her like this..
She's doing it to herself.
Considering the show is ending soon/has been cancelled, how long until we'll get exiled to /trash/ like the frogs were?
we dont have 40 threads in a day unlike frogfrickers
huh, this thread is still here
neat
MOOOOOORE
link please
Here I ask you, what would you have done?
We All Make Mistakes In the Heat of Passion, Jimbo
Sure, only in this case, it wasn't a mistake. I WANT Kara to have my kids.
But that way... she cant fight the bad guys D:
And? There are 5 other (6 if you count Harleen) heroines ready to pick up her slack. The only bad guy Kara has to worry about is my dick.
Cumming inside is the good guy move though, nothing more good and righteous than creating and raising a child.
Especially if you tell her you'll use a condom and then don't, that's the most good and righteous thing you can do.
Exactly, they arent called happy accidents for nothing!
would human sperm be strong enough to connect with a kryptonian's ovaries?
We're talking about Atlantean sperm tho
Goddamit why cant I have this.
Sexy bee when
>"SEXY BEE WHEN"
in the vixen webtoon
ew
Massive downgrade
CUTE!
How far would Bee go on a first date?
Holding hands. If she thinks youre the one, cheek kisses.
A text message (typed and sent second hand by one of the other girls) apologizing two hours after you were supposed to meet
Let's expand that. How far would each of the girls (villains included) go on a first date?
leslie definitely fricks
>Kara would probably go to 2nd base on a first date, but it would've had to have been a really good date.
>Babs would probably give you a kiss on the cheek, and if she really liked you, invite you in to read Batman comics with her.
>Zee would slam the door in your face, and if the date went well, call you for a second date three days later out of nowhere.
>Jess would give you a shy peck on the lips.
>You'd be lucky to even get a goodbye handshake out of Diana after a first date
>Jess would give you a shy peck on the lips.
If I came in my pants right then and there would she never want to see me again?
Depends on her mood. She'd either be flattered but tell you that you should take it slow, or she'd avoid you like the plague from then on.
Ive got a chance, nice.
>Harleen would go to first base, though her version of first base is covering every inch of your face in really sloppy kisses
>Pamela would try hard to act like she's the dominant one in the relationship and tells you all the depraved shit she's gonna do to you, but she ends up melting like butter with just some cuddling
>Carol would go to either second or third base, depending on how well the date went
>Ditto for Selina
>Doris would blush hard and ask you politely to take it slow, so you wouldn't get anything on a first date
>Leslie just straight up goes for a home-run.
>though her version of first base is covering every inch of your face in really sloppy kisses
Thats a home run to me. If thats first for her two must be WILD and I would do everything in my power to see it.
I kinda see it as the typical cartoon schtick where the person getting kissed just ends up with a face full of lipstick marks, so yeah, I'm curious to see what 2nd base, 3rd base and a homer look like with Harleen
My thoughts exactly, which is why I expect 2nd base to be underwear made out of lipstick. 3rd and beyond I cant begin to imagine.
Leslie would handcuff you to the bed, get you all hot and bothered, commence CBT, then leave you with literal and metaphorical blue balls until morning and refuse to unlock the cuffs until you ate her out several times
>Ditto for Selina
she would also steal your wallet
I wanna cuddle with Pam so bad and watch her get all mushy after talking such a big game.
>bites your meat
Let her.
Re crazy? I wouldn't resist it, I would explode right in her mouth.
I wanna hear Pam still trying to sound tough even while cuddling.
YWN read Batman comics with Babs
I hate Batman
Ywn tell babs to shut the frick up
>Zee takes the initiative right down to the "three day rule"
Yeah, I can see that.
Where would each girl like to be taken to for a date, then?
I love the idea that having sex with Diana would take a while to get to but at the same time I NEED to breed the Amazing Amazon
Good things are worth the wait, anon.
Diana looks like the type of gal that will only have sex (for reproductive reasons) with the man she is going to marry
Maybe when she's older and wiser, sure. But right now Diana's still a teenager with raging hormones, so she could easily slip-up.
Now theres an episode. Learning about chastity with anon at church or something and trying to fight off her urges.
>”Anonymous, you have been behaving very inappropriately as of late. Gazing at my body as if you were ensnared in Medusa’s gaze, and attempting to use your “Netflix and chill” mating call on me as if i was sculpted yesterday. We are not sex-starved animals, dominated by our sinful urges, are we? So from now on, do not even think of taking me home, undressing me in your dark room, and using that pulsing flesh rod as i wail like a senseless Harpie, begging for more, because it will NOT happen!
>Netflix and chill mating call
>Anonymous instead of anon
lel, perfect
You just know she shlicked herself silly after saying that to Anon apologizing to herself for not being able to satisfy him. The episode ends with Anon being understanding and just happy he gets to be with her in the first place.
Nice
Nice and exploitable.
But DCSHG Diana always acts calm and collected until the moment she gets a taste of something new. Make out with her and she would worship you.
in jess case it would be hard choosing a place for dinner for her veganism, but if you make everything correct she would put your head in her lap
do vegan girls suck benis? this is important
jess is not for that, she is for cuddling while she calls you good boy
What if she lovingly and delicately gave your penis a mouth message and then cuddled you and pat your head?
rare pic of Jess trying her best to swallow because she loves you that much
wait until marriage you spoiled brat
Ok what if she lovingly and delicately gave your penis a mouth message and then cuddled you and pat your head AFTER marriage on your wedding night? It is fine then?
>sounds like my honeymoon
>You don’t have to be so awkward about sex, you know. Lots of couples do it all the time to relieve stress and strengthen their own connection. And, well, after tonight, i’d love to try it with you….if you’re alright with it, i mean. My moms are on a retreat and Hal agreed to watch Dexter so, it would be just the two of us…doesn’t that sound nice~?
>My moms are on a retreat and Hal agreed to watch Dexter
i forgot she still has that cat
Based wingman Hal
>Why do you ask me that? You know I don't like meat...
>...
>Well, if it's for you...
everyone but me in this thread is a troon
>everyone but me
anon...
>YWN lie on Dianas abs after a long day
I wanna lick those abs just as much as I wanna lick Kara's biceps
GOD I WANNA cuddle Kara, kiss Kara, make her feel loved, and shower her in affection both physical and emotional
UUUUOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHH
erotic bee
abejita sexoooooooooo
>Wake up, anonymous! It's time for another round!
Everyone knows that Diana would become addicted to sex, her libido would be out of control.
>it's a the girls have to teach Diana how to control her sex drive episode
so many posibilities
>"Sex...? ...Lose the pants and get on the bed, Anon."
>the second your dick pops out she becomes timid and freezes up
>”This is as far as I got when watching videos…”
Ok, fine, you asked for it. This last one’s absolutely SICK and is gonna get me banned but i’ve been having fun
>Hey, sweetie. How’s the bed?…Great, uh, i have some sodas in the fridge if you’re thirsty….. We’ve been alone for exactly 5 minutes and no aliens from the 5th dimension have come to take over the world, this is a momentous occasion, heheh. How’s about we cuddle and put on a Cure album? I still remember your favorite song.
>Kara is into The Cure
Straight-up marriage material
>Straight-up marriage material
She always has been
Given the material we're talking about here, that really should have "TV-MA
You, soft and only
You, lost and lonely
You, strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest ocean, twisting in the water, you’re just like a dream!
You’re just like a dream
Best Cure song for best girl
>How’s about we cuddle and put on a Cure album? I still remember your favorite song.
Lovecats?
Well, she is wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty
>An entire episode of Kara and Selina bonding over their mutual enjoyment of The Cure
>The Cure
Id be rock hard just from hearing that all. Dont know if I could handle a cuddle session…
Sauce?
>"You mean when a guy puts his...thing into a girl's thing? That kind of sex? Gee, I dunno...you're a pretty cool guy, Anon, but I...well...if we do it, can we do it on a rooftop, like in that one Batman movie?"
blushed Babsy is super cute
Hear me out please please
My only regret is that there was no weight gain episode.
jess gained a lot of weight in the movie
All the carbs Jess eats go straight to her booty and thighs.
I still defend that's a look of freshly-realized lust on Zee's face.
It looks more like
>Jesus have I never noticed she is carrying around a dump truck of an ass?!?
Fatgays leave
Some light weight gain I would love that. The girls could do with a little more meat on the bone.
A bit of plumpness would have looked really cute on them, nothing too crazy.
Been thinking about writing a proper greentext story on one of the girls for a while, either in this thread or the next DCSHG thread, but I wanted the thread's input on which girl should be the focus of the thing, so I made a poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/46085955
your mom
Vote for the goddesses everyone
the poll is busted, it doesn't count the votes
Well shit. Try this one, then. https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll4391860x8521401b-138
>"Sex? With moi? Oh, sweet, loveable, adorable, gullible Anon...this was strictly platonic...but since you're just so darn -cute-, I'll give you a shot. But you better be on your best performance! Zee Zatara accepts nothing less than perfection!"
Reminds me of a certain marshmallow fashionista.
You mean someone very rare?
Someone who's related to someone else who's a sweetie.
>Be Anon Ymous
>Just another student at Metropolis High School
>Moved in from Gotham City a few years back
>"Too much crime", your dad said
>Understatement of the decade right there
>You were never the sort of kid to stand out at anything back in Gotham
>Not grades, not sports, not socially
>That trend keeps up in Metropolis
>You're the sort of kid that likes to keep to himself
>You're not bullied by anyone, but you're certainly not one of the "popular kids"
>Still, even a wallflower like you had to admit that Metropolis is an interesting place to live
>It definately beat the constant threat of getting shanked and/or shot back in Gotham, at least
>Your fellow students, for the most part were nice, and all the superheroes flying around all day made sure that any robots run amok or alien invasions were dealt with within a day or two
>All in all a pretty decent place
>Doesn't mean you still didn't have to get used to some of the more eccentric students, though...
>Still, you could take some pride in having learned how to circumvent most of those eccentricities over the years in Metropolis High
>Among others, you knew never to mention Batman around Barbara Gordon, or you'd be stuck listening to her gush about the Dark Knight for the rest of the day
>Over the years you learned of most of Harleen Quinzel's hiding places whenever she's in the mood to ambush people with water balloons so you could more easily avoid her
>She hasn't changed at all since middle school
>Last year when everyone was pairing up for the Homecoming dance, you found out the hard way to never let a hug from Selina Kyle last for too long
>It was only after she left that you realized your wallet was missing
>Getting to feel that warm, soft body right against yours ended up costing you 15 bucks and a coupon for a free milkshake at Sweet Justice
>You also knew to walk on eggshells around Pam Isley. If she even gets an inkling that you've been mistreating the greenery around her, she's inhumanly quick at shooting you the type of glare that would kill you a couple dozen times over if looks could, indeed, kill
>That girl's creepy, man.
>There's also---
>"Ooomph!"
>Suddenly you're snapped back to reality when you hit face first against something hard, knocking you on your ass
>Serves you right for losing yourself in thought while walking in the middle of the hallway right after the lunch bell rang
>"Hey, watch where you're going, why don'tcha?" you say, disgruntled, after noticing a pair of boots right in front of you
>"Same to you, dude! You were totally zoning out there!"
>It was a girl's voice, low, kinda husky. Sassy.
>You look up to see who exactly you bumped into
>Kara Danvers. The toughest girl in school, bar none. She could probably kick the guys' asses too, if she wanted to
>That explains why you got knocked over and she just stood there. That girl was chiseled out of rock
>By a very capable sculptor if her muscles were any indication
Nice so far. I like how being from gotham, the protagonist knows who Harleen, Selina, and Pam are.
And of course, the story being about best girl doesn’t hurt.
>"Yeah, well...just watch where you're goin' next time."
>You're aware of how lame your answer was, but you really had no decent rebuttal.
>Not the smartest move to space out in the middle of a busy hallway
>You dust yourself off and reach down to grab a couple of notebooks you dropped
>Kara doesn't offer to help, instead she just crosses her arms as she watches you grab your stuff, occasionally looking elsewhere at nothing and no-one in particular that you could notice
>Once you've gathered your things, you get up to your full height, and that's when your gazes meet
>Kara was a tough girl, for sure, tall, too. You were more or less even in height as you give each other dirty looks
>In silence.
>After a few seconds, it started getting awkward, so you tried to break it up by saying something
>"So...yeah, watch your step next time." you say, unsure of what else to say after that, if there even was anything left to say
>"Pshhh, whatever, dude." Kara simply blows a raspberry and walks off to wherever she was going, dismissing you entirely.
>You can't claim to know her all that well, but yeah, that's her general attitude towards most things.
>Well, at least you still had lunchtime to enjoy. A little "you" time before afternoon classes would help put this little episode behind you.
>You still felt a little dizzy after slamming head-first into what is essentially a marble statue, but you still had the presence of time to realize one thing:
>It was right after the lunch bell on a Wednesday
>And with where you were going, that meant Harleen was waiting just behind the next corner to ambush the next poor schmoe that walked by
>Your survival instincts kick in, for as soon as that ed and blue blur jumps out at you, you duck as fast as you can
>And that's how all of Harleen's water balloons hit poor Jimmy Olsen who was walking right behind you
>"Oh, sorry, Jimmy." you say, before continuing on your way, ignoring Harleen's laughter echoing behind you.
>Once you left the building, you headed towards a bench not too far off from the football field
>You aren't feeling hungry, so you figured you'd idle your lunch break relaxing away from all the noise in the cafeteria
>You didn't really have anyone you'd regularly eat lunch with anyway
>So you prefered to eat alone outside when the weather allowed it
>You put on your earbuds and set your playlist to shuffle as you lay down on the bench, relaxing as the springtime sun shines down on you
>Most of your time there was uneventful, though you did sit up straight and almost as stiff as a board when you noticed Pamela walking by
>She'd probably kill you (or worse) just for having your feet on the wooden bench
>Sometime after that, you eventually felt something smacking you gently on the leg
>"Hey, scooch over, dude." you managed to hear even with your music playing
>The same low, husky voice from earlier
>You look up and there was Kara again, seated next to you, your legs now hanging off the side of the bench to make room for her
>She doesn't seem to pay much attention to you, she's just relaxing
>You do the same
>Eventually your phone shuffles to Just Like Heaven from The Cure
>As you hear the song, you notice a second voice joining in that doesn't belong
>You look up and you notice Kara softly singing the lyrics to herself, following closely along with the music playing on your earbuds
>You're pretty sure they don't have any serious sound leaking
>Kara must just have really good hearing
>You watch her singing along for a bit
>You'd pretty much forgotten what had happened earlier, and you're not the type to hold grudges
>Plus it helps that she's actually pretty cute
>You sit down and pull out one of your earbuds, extending it to her
>"Truce?" you ask
>"Sounds good to me." she answers with a smirk as she takes the earbud, placing it in her own ear
>The last ten minutes of your break were spent listening to The Cure with Kara
You know the story’s good when it makes you wanna have a nice day afterward
>Those ten minutes quickly turned into twenty
>And then thirty
>And then forty
>Fifty minutes had passed when something finally clicked in Kara's head and she jumped out of the bench in a panic
>"Oh, crap! Diana's gonna kill me if she finds out I was playing hooky again!"
>She reluctantly takes the earbud out and hands it back to you before she starts to walk backwards slowly while talking
>"So...yeah! We should like...totally do this again, like hang out...and stuff! Sometime...yeah." she blabbers out, tripping over her own words as she nervously rubs her knuckles
>"Alrightthenseeyabye!" she says, managing to merge a whole sentence in a single word before running off back into the building at the kind of speed that would make olympic athletes jealous
>You go at a more leisurely pace. You're already tardy as hell, a couple extra minutes won't kill you
>The fifty minutes that came before that will, though, considering Mr. Chapin's subbing for your Home Ec. teacher today
>Was still worth it for that little moment you and Kara had
>You regret nothing
>Thankfully, beyond Mr. Chapin chewing you out and putting your entire character as both a student and a human being into question in front of the entire class, the rest of the day was uneventful
>As you walked outside through the main gate, you look around for any signs of Kara
>You don't see her anywhere
>You're not even quite sure why you were looking for her
>All that "hanging out" talk was just her trying to be nice after you shared your earbuds with her
>It didn't really mean anything
>Oh well, it still felt good hearing it from her
>Take your victories, however minor they might be
>In lieu of not having a buff blonde cutie to shoot the shit with, you decide to stop by the local comic shop, and see what's new there
>Maybe reading through the latest Batman issue will get your mind off the most success you've had with women since moving to Metropolis
>Or indeed, ever.
Frick..
Shes just stopping a villain right now, RIGHT?
>You spend the remaining afternoon at the comic store, looking through their selection
>You're skimming through the latest "Collector's Edition" of The Killing Joke just for the hell of it, when you decide to call it a day
>After you put the comic back, you suddenly think of Barbara Gordon and how she always said she hated that particular Batman comic
>You liked it, you couldn't imagine where all that vitriol came from
>Just as you turn to leave, a pair of questionable-looking guys walk in
>You try to walk past them without looking them in the eye, but one of them, a chubby, bald dude gives you a harsh push right into a huge stack of Funko-Pops, all of them carefully organized by series
>You don't know what's more humiliating, getting shoved like that, or being covered in these stupid toys
>You don't really have time to mull on that as the other guy, a tall dude who looked like he just stepped out of a Sex Pistols concert throws a burlap sack at the owner of the place who was working the counter, before aiming a gun at him.
>"Put the money in the bag!" he demands, his voice more like a growl than anything else
>The comic store owner could barely put even a handful of bills in the sack before he notices the robber's gun was gone
>"Hey, just a little bit of advice, dude." said a voice coming from the corner of the store
>All three of you turn to face it, and there stood Supergirl, a smug grin on her face as she balances the gun on her index finger
>"Next time you try to rob a store, make sure your guns actually have ammo in 'em."
>With that, she snaps the gun in two, throwing part of it at the back of the skinny guy's head as he tries to make a run for it, knocking him out
>The fat guy that knocked you over in a fit of panic rushes towards you and uses you as a human shield between himself and Supergirl, holding you tightly by the neck with his arm
>"Don't come near me! I'll kill'em! I swear I will!" he screams while sweating bullets
>After you put the comic back, you suddenly think of Barbara Gordon and how she always said she hated that particular Batman comic
Cheeky motherfricker
>Supergirl didn't look impressed with what she was seeing
>If anything, she looked pissed
>Like, more pissed off than usual whenever you saw her fighting crime around the city, or on TV
>You wanna call out for help, but the dude's grip is tight as hell
>Turns out you didn't really need to call out for help anyway, as within the blink of an eye, the guy's hold on you loosens and he falls over to the side.
>You look behind you, and there stood a victorious Supergirl, having just finished giving her own version of the Vulcan nerve pinch to the guy
>She flashes you a winning grin while you just stand there, your brain still taking in some of that sweet oxygen you were deprived of for the last few seconds
>After the cops arrive to take away the two goons, you find yourself just outside the comic store with Supergirl
>Now's as good a time as any to talk to her
>Not only because she's pretty hot, but to thank her for saving you
>Who knows when you might get another shot
>"Hey, Supergirl...thanks for the rescue...I owe ya my life." you manage to blurt out
>"Think nothi---" she starts, before looking away from you and clearing her throat
>"Think nothing of it, kind citizen! It was my honor and privilege to be able to assist one of Metropolis' upstanding folk!" she repeats, this time in a deeper, more dramatic voice, her cape flapping in the wind as she does so
>Was she trying to act more like Superman or something?
>Either way, it was pretty cute
>"But! In order to guarantee your safety, I will escort you back to your place of residence, citizen!" she finishes, with the same overly-dramatic tone
>As interesting as having Supergirl as an escort sounded, you lived just a few minutes away from the comic store, and you were sure there would be people around town that could use her help more than you
>Before you could refuse, however, Supergirl was already lifting you up in a bridal carry and taking off into the air
>"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!" is all you can bellow out.
Then, she swallows you whole. That's how the greentexts are supposed to go, right?
No, its “Then she swallows your cum whole”.
Dang Kara that's a pretty big gut
>You wouldn't exactly say you have a fear of flying
>But getting pulled into a bridal carry and brought along on a joyflight high above most of Metropolis' buildings is certainly helping to contribute to such a fear
>Or rather it would, if you didn't feel so damn safe in Supergirl's hands
>"Relax, dude! I won't drop ya! I'm a pro!" she says with an easy-going laugh, dropping the Superman impersonation for a second
>You could see most of the city from where you were, and yet, you felt compelled to believe her
>Her grip was certainly firm enough, and on the off-chance you did fall, she's fast enough to catch you before you hit the pavement
>You wrap your arms around her shoulders, just to play it safe
>And for a second there, you could've sworn you saw her cheeks getting red
>Right! As if! Stop imagining things, you horny bastard!
>Eventually you felt so comfortable flying with Supergirl that you didn't notice how what would've been a 5 minute flight at most turned into an hour-long flight through town before she finally dropped you off at your house
>Once you've got your feet firmly planted on the ground, you smile at her and she smiles back
>Again, you could've sworn she was blushing. Just a little bit.
>"Right! So...civilian! Keep standing up for uh...truth and...justice...and the uh...the American Way! Right, that's it!" she starts speaking in that ridiculous Superman impersonation again, only now she's stumbling over her own words much more often, while taking a few steps back and almost sheepishly rubbing her knuckles
>"Uhm...right, I'll do that." you simply answer, not quite sure what else to say
>"Great! Awesome! Then, see ya later, dude!" she says cheerfully in her normal voice before taking to the sky once again
>Before you walk through your door you stand and watch her fly off into the horizon until she's out of sight
>"Damn...Supergirl's got some nice legs."
>"Damn...Supergirl's got some nice legs."
So true
>You wrap your arms around her shoulders, just to play it safe
I want it so badly bros.
I love this too much but it also hurts to read. If that makes any sense. I need a strong blonde tomboy cutie so fricking haaarddd
I know that feel bro. I know that feel.
It makes perfect sense. It's good, but makes you long for something you don't have.
>"HEADS UP, YMOUS!" Harleen screamed as she burst out of locker 237, water balloon in hand
>As she was wont to do on Thursdays right after the lunch bell rung
>You were on your A-game today though, as you grab the water balloon mid-flight and throw it right back at Harleen, hitting her square in the face and knocking her on her ass
>Everyone got a good laugh out of that. It's not too often Harleen gets a taste of her own medicine
>"Better luck next time, Quinzel!" you joke as you walk past her, making your way out of the building as she pouts in annoyance at you
>You had felt good all morning. Since yesterday was a pretty good day,
>Once you got past the mortal danger of being used as a thief's human shield
>But between hanging out with Kara and later with Supergirl, it easily balances the scales into it being a pretty damn good day
>Like always, you set yourself up on your usual bench, taking out the sandwich you brought for lunch
>Of course, you had to wolf down the last few bites when you noticed Pam approaching
>You didn't want to think of what she'd do if she noticed there was lettuce in your sandwich
>You just act casual, smiling and waving at her with a mouthful of food, earning you an arched eyebrow from the diminuitive girl
>Not long after she left and you allowed yourself to relax again, did Kara show up in her usual casual demeanour
>"Yo, ya got room for one more, dude?" she asks
>You smile at her and motion towards the empty space next to you on the bench
>"All yours." you reply
>Kara hadn't eaten lunch yet, so she ended up wolfing a sandwich of her own and a large bag of chips
>You didn't ask before you stole a couple from the bag, nor did she seem intent on stopping you
>You were both quick to retrieve your respective hands from the bag once you noticed you both reached in at the same time, causing your hands to brush against each other
>You didn't look at each other for a few minutes after that, as you could feel your cheeks warming up
>You only look back at Kara once she bumps you on the shoulder to get your attention
>As you look at her, you see that she's extending her own earbud at you, her lips curled into that usual winning smile of hers
>"C'mon, take it. I don't have cooties." she says with a chuckle
>You smile back at her as you take the earbud from her and put it on
>You lean forward in your seat, as Kara lifts her legs up onto the bench and turns her back to you, leaning against your side as she toys with her worn-out phone, looking for something good to listen to
>You stiffen up at the sudden closeness, though, unlike with the bag of chips, she doesn't seem bothered at all with this, still trying to decide on a song amidst her extensive playlists
>Eventually she settles on The Police. You had no objections.
>It was halfway through Can't Stand Losing You that she looks over her shoulder, nudging your side to get your attention
>"Anon? You still with me, big guy?" she asks, lowering the volume
>"What's up?" you inquire back
>Again, she becomes fidgety. Not a word you thought you'd ever use to describe Kara Danvers
>"Well...I just wanted to apologize for running off the way I did yesterday. That wasn't cool of me." she admits
>"Oh, that? Nah, don't worry about it." you answer, as cool as you can manage
>Which isn't a whole lot.
>"Yeah? That's awesome. Then gimme your number. We should totally get some ice cream over at Sweet Justice sometime! Ooh! Or maybe a show at the Lazarus Pit!" she says, her features adopting a smirk as she waits for you to give her your cell number
>The two of you exchange numbers, and as soon as that's done, she puts the music back on
>Not long after that, she relaxes by tilting her head back against your shoulder, closing her eyes as she quietly sings along with the tunes
>You freeze up for a bit, but eventually you manage to relax and enjoy the moment just like yesterday
>You both ended up being over an hour late to afternoon classes, though
It keeps getting better and better and I keep getting sadder and sadder.
>You didn't have any classes with Mr. Chapin today, so you didn't have to deal with any self-esteem destroying rants about tardiness this time
>You did have to deal with a few classmates you were on friendly terms with asking why you had a dumb smile plastered on your face all afternoon
>Some of them got it right on the mark that it was about a girl
>And consequently spent most of the rest of the day who it was
>Just because you were a Gotham native, most of them were putting their money on either Harleen, Selina or Pamela
>When someone suggested Selina, everyone broke out into a laugh, telling you how far out of your league she was
>When Harleen's name was mentioned, it caused a few of the guys to admit that pranks aside, she was pretty cute
>Everyone just looked downright scared when Pamela was brought up
>They put on the pressure, but you didn't relent
>After all, if you and Kara do hang out it's probably just a platonic thing, right?
>You wondered about that for the rest of the day until you were finally alone in your bedroom relaxing
>You nearly fall off your bed from the startle your phone's buzzing gave you
>You're not used to your cell going off like that
>You reach for it and check the screen
>It was a text from Kara
>"hey u still up?" it read
>"Yeah, I'm up. What's up?" you text back
>You get a reply almost immediately
>"wanna go to sweet justice 2morro during lunch break? i kno i said i couldnt paly hooky but i so need a break from chapin's lectures rn"
>"*play"
>"Sounds awesome. I'm down for that." you text
>"wicked! meet up at the usual place????"
>"Sure thing. I'll be there."
>"awesome! see ya 2morrow then! sleep tite!"
>She finished her last text with what you -think- is a kissing emoji
>You're not sure, you don't really use emojis when texting
>You set your phone aside, plugging in its charger before you lay down to sleep
>Or you would have, if thoughts of Kara didn't end up running through your head all night
>"Shiiiiiit~"
Frick anon you really go for the low blows
>Kara misspelling her text
So accurate
Thats a cute detail, you’re great at writiny for these characters
>"C'mon, Anon! Over here!"
>It was lunchtime when Kara led you through some of the shrubbery around the school, holding you by the wrist just so you didn't get lost
>Even though the shrubbery was barely waist-deep
>Kara claimed she knew of an opening in the fence surrounding the school that you could use to bail without having to go through the main gate guarded by Officer Montoya
>"Here it is!" Kara says, motioning towards a sizeable hole on the lower half of the high chain-link fence
>Kara goes first, squeezing through no problem
>The same couldn't be said of you
>Your jacket got snagged in the chain links
>It was snagged hard, so you were having trouble getting loose
>Until Kara came to the rescue and unsnagged you
>You figured you were off the hook until you heard a distinct Latino accent approaching
>"Whoever's over there better show themselves or they're in for a world of trouble!"
>"Oh crap, it's Montoya!" you whisper.
>"C'mon, let's go!" Kara whispers back, helping you back to your feet and grabbing you by the hand and leading you away from the school at that same Olympian pace she showed a few days ago
>Montoya gives chase for a bit, but quickly gives up once she realizes she's not gonna catch you
>You think you were far enough away that she couldn't get a good look at the two of you
>It's only once you can no longer see the school that you finally slow down until you finally stop
>You and Kara share a look with each other before you both burst out laughing
>That kind of laugh you let out when you just barely got away with something scraped by the skin of your teeth
>"Oh man, that was almost as good as this one time I got detention on a Saturday and...!"
>Kara stops herself when she realizes she's still holding your hand
>You both swiftly let go
>"So...Sweet Justice, right?" you ask awkwardly
>"Yyyyyep." Kara simply answers as the two of you begin walking
>The awkwardness didn't stop your fingers from brushing up against each other as you walked
>It wasn't long until you got to Sweet Justice
>The place was pretty barren
>Most of their clientele was still at school, after all
>Only person around was the employee behind the counter
>Another student from Metropolis High, Barry Allen
>Everyone loved Barry
>Hard not to like him, he's just that nice of a kid
>He's the kind of kid that joined an anger management class just for saying "heck" one time
>Him being here doesn't really surprise you
>You're not sure how he does it, but he seems to have this uncanny ability to be at two places at once
>Once he spots the two of you, he waves at you cheerfully
>"Hey, Kara, Anon! How you guys doin'? Your usual seat's free, Kara! I'll be with you guys in a sec!"
>"Thanks, Berry." you and Kara say in unison as you she leads you to a corner booth
>You sit opposite from each other, as you both wreck your brains trying to think of a conversation topic
>You suddenly wish you had taken the time to think of some conversation starters rather than spending the night thinking increasingly impure thoughts about Kara
>Finally, you think of something to say
>"So...I gotta say I was pretty surprised when you invited me out."
>"Why would you be surprised, dude?" Kara asks, as she rests an arm on the cushy seat behind her
>"Well, we've never really talked before just a couple of days ago, and now we're here, playing hooky. Kinda came outta left field." you confess
>Kara bashfully pulls a stray lock of hair away from her face
>"Well, ya see...I kinda went with my gut about you, Anon. You didn't get -too- pissed off when we bumped into each other, and you were cool enough to share your earbud with me later on."
>She looks away for a moment, clearly embarrassed, before continuing
>"Most people would just glare at me and say I tried to hurt them on purpose without even having proof. Like my old classmates back in Smallville."
>She lets out a long sigh afterwards as she vents to you
>"Plus you have really killer taste in music."
>"Good to know my love of the oldies got me somewhere." you joke
>"Heh, yeah, I guess it did, didn't it?" Kara fires back, looking off to the side with a blush forming on her cheeks
>"You're actually a pretty cool guy, Anon. And to think I thought you were a total dork when you came to town!" she adds, that bluster she's so known for popping back out
>"Oh gee, thanks!" you say with a laugh, that Kara quickly joins in on
>You're interrupted by Barry who shows up carrying the largest bowl of chocolate chip ice cream you've ever seen and placing it on your table
>"There ya go! The two of you always order the same thing, so I figured you could share a big one." he says, shooting you a knowing smirk
>Was he trying to play wingman?
>"Alright, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone! Enjoy!"
>"Ahhh, get outta here, Barry!" Kara screeches, now looking like a tomato
>In a flash of light, Barry was already back behind the counter
>You both lean sideways to look at each other past the massive ice cream mountain, and after a few seconds of contemplation you both shrug and dig in
>You had only then realized how hungry you actually were
>Neither of you had lunch before your escape from Metropolis High
>You pride yourself on your cast-iron stomach, but even you had to concede defeat after the 8th huge bowl of chocolate chip ice cream
>Kara just kept shovelling the stuff down, no problem, until she was finally finished
>She leans back into her seat, stretching out happily
>Her shirt lifting up ever so slightly for a second to give you a quick peek at those iron hard abs of hers
>Damn.
>You quickly compose yourself and turn your attention towards Barry
>"How much we owe ya, Barry?" you ask
>He shakes his head "On the house. You two just look too cute." he says with a big smile.
>You wanted to say something about that "cute" comment, but couldn't be bothered.
>"The day's still young. You wanna go to the waterfront?" Kara suggests, an elbow on the table as she smiles at you.
>Her shirt lifting up ever so slightly for a second to give you a quick peek at those iron hard abs of hers
>Damn.
A-abba…
>The last few days have made it exceedingly obvious that neither you nor Kara are worth a damn when it comes to keeping track of time.
>It was a little past noon when you got to the waterfront
>It was already the dead of night when you finally left
>Kara was still enjoying her 5th burger that night as you walked next to each other
>Your fingers brushing up against each other again, with neither of you doing anything about it
>"You.." she clears her throat "Youwannacomeovertomyplace?" she asks in a single breath
>You blink your eyes in surprise of the sudden offer
>"...Your place?" you ask, trying to keep it under wraps that you've never been to a girl's place before, at least not in these circumstances
>"Yeah...just to...ya know, hang out..listen to some music...hang out." she says, rubbing her arm sheepishly after she had cleaned her hands from the burger she was eating
>How could you say no?
>She lived pretty close by
>"What about your folks? Will they be alright with this?" you ask as she reaches for her key and unlocks the door
>"Chill. They're off on some presentation by some rich dork this weekend. They won't be back 'till Sunday night." she says, opening the door, and leading you right into her bedroom
>It looks exactly as you pictured it
>Messy, but oddly cozy in that way only messy rooms can be
>"Sit down, make yourself at home!" she says, trying desperately to be a good hostess
>You sit down on the floor mattress that acted as her bed and watched as she disappeared out the door for a few seconds, only to return with a six-pack of soda.
>She tosses one towards you and downs her own can in one go like it was nothing
>You're slowly starting to become more and more convinced that you're in love with this girl
>"Ahhh, that hit the spot!" she says, as she gets to work, putting a vinyl record in her player
>Suddenly High by The Cure is playing softly in the bedroom as she sits down next to you on the mattress
>"Seemed appropriate, since it was the first band we listened to together, ya know?" she asks with a bashful smile
>"I would've done the same if our roles were reversed. Good pick." you answer with a grin, taking a sip of soda
>You figure you might as well be straight with her before this advances any further.
>She deserves that much
>You take a deep breath and steel yourself before you start talking, your tone a bit rushed but perfectly understandable
>"So, Kara...listen...I gotta admit, I've never really been in a situation like this before, so...don't hold it against me if I do or say something stupid, alright?" you ask, baring your insecurity out to her
>No reply
>"Kara?" you ask.
>As if premeditated, before you knew it, the music was drowned out with the sound of loud snoring, with Kara snoring into your chest, already fast asleep
>Not quite what you were expecting to happen
>You also didn't expect her to grab hold of you while still fast asleep, causing both of you to fall onto the mattress with her snuggling tightly against you, as if you were a teddy bear, her muscular arms around your form.
>You don't really make much of an effort to break free. You're enjoying this
>Not that you could break free if you tried, mind you. This girl is ridiculously strong
>With any luck, this little debacle will lead to the two of you playing hooky again tomorrow
>But for now, you settle for enjoying this evening, with Kara Danvers holding you tightly, her strong body rubbing up against yours
>Before long, you fall asleep in Kara's arms, after having reached out to return the favour and wrap your arms around her as well.
This is cute as hell anon, loving every word of it.
you sound legitimately homosexual when you reply like this
Lots of male praise sounds gay if you have never experienced it.
Males shouldn't be praising eachother that much that's female activity.
Good job man this is top-tier shit.
Fricking kino
More Kara, damn it!
Perfect pure ending.
>"Oh man, that was almost as good as this one time I got detention on a Saturday and...!"
this isn't sexy at all
Seriously? He’s doing a story, just go look at porn
t. the moron that wrote the blog posts
>the moron that wrote the blog posts
What the frick is a blog post
smartest dcshg fan:
Most stories arent suppose to be…
Abejita sexo....
Would you a Bizarro?
>ridiculously strong
>has negative IQ
>shorter temper than my dick
Absolutely yes
More like "Would you let a Bizarro do you?"
Yes to both.
Bizarro, no
Bizarra, yes but I need to write out my will first
Yes but only after marriage.
Yes.
Or...no?
Do I even have a choice? I think its snusnu either way, saying yes just gives you more resting/cuddle time.
But she's Bizarro so if I tell her yes, will she interpret it as no?
Or should I just stop thinking and whip it out?
When in doubt, whip it out.
>Threesome with Kara and Bizarro Kara
You mean Kara and Ugly Kara
but she is already ugly
She's right but you're not supposed to say it. Even blonde pigs have feelings
Blonde cutie*.
I am cuddling with Anon right now, go!
>No, me want cuddle with Anon!
Well too b- Wait, cuddle cuddle or “cuddle”?
>Me want cuddle anon.
Uhhh, hmmm. Lets go with your idea of cuddling and we can go from there.
why is this troon thread still alive? go back to
with your irrelevant dead show. this board is for amphibiachads
It’s a cartoon and is related to DC comics. Cope homosexual, we’re staying here.
Didn't your show just get exiled to /trash/ recently
A little
By the way, today marks one month since the premiere of the series finale movie.
They are coming to kill you
Run
They are coming to hug you for being such a great friend
Run!
Only reason I'd run from them is so we can find Diana first so she can join in the hug
SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Great! That means the gang's all here for a group hug!
They all look so happy together. They deserved better.
Definitely. I wish the show had been exclusive to HBO MAX from the start (even if that would have meant the delay of the show's premiere), so it would have had a better reach.
Well, at least we'll always have 2 seasons, along with the comics. All and all, it did better than most in its position.
Yes
That's true. Much better than nothing.
Euron Greyjoy?
Woah when did I post this? I don’t remember typing such a based post.
Based asf
you are all homosexuals
report degenerate roleplayers
good idea, what category?
off-topic
Roleplay makes me uncomfortable.
Lol are you the same tremendous autist that thinks using reaction pics is the same as avatargayging?
Just ignore him and he’ll go away.
It's over!!
I wonder if Kara goes commando under that toga...
Kara is commando only person. Her massive bush hides all her naughty bits, nobody has told her to shave or to put on underwear.
I really miss the threads from 2019,2020 and 2021. Now we're lucky to have one thread every few weeks.
It wasn't supposed to end like this bros.
Tell me about it. I only hopped on late last year when there wasn't much left to air. Sounds like I've been missing out
Sorry to hear that anon. I joined in on the fun in late 2019 after I kept seeing threads all the time and watched a few of the shorts.
The threads were a nice bit of joy during the covid lockdowns.
I still wish there was the same level of enthusiasm and chaotic variety from back then.
Be the change you want to see, anon.
Ridiculously cute Jess and Karen
Ok, who scared bee
Me, when I pulled down my pants.
No-one. Diana's cleavage is just warm and comfy and it's a cold day.
That's one lucky bee, in that case.
Katana never gets love...
Perfection
Needs a bigger boob window
Nah it just needs to be a little lower. Honesty just getting one is enough for me.
>that lipstick on Kara
Imagine the lipstick marks...
>Three-way cuddling with Supergirl and Bizarro Supergirl
>Supergirl is using deep red lipstick
>Bizarro is using deep blue lipstick
I love my face being half red half blue, theyre my favorite colors!
yeah.... my face
Ready for the sequel?
comfy show also dat thicc supergirl was a great choice
I love low-level superdickery Clark
I still prefer his "Who dis?" when Hal texts him
every time someone posts cropped porn in this thread is always a gorillion frickwads asking SAUCE?? SACUE SAUCE PLAEASE is like the most lazy and braindead fandom there could be
Never Surrender
The new crossover was ok and they got the most screentime
It's beacuse it was originally a DC Super Hero Girls solo-film and then CN asked to put Teen Titans GO at the last minute.
oink oink
I have an entire folder of DCSHG inflation porn
Based. Share some here please.
I'm probably gonna look really stupid for asking this but do we wanna make a discord server for the show? Just to see if we could get some more activity there?
I'd be up for that but between the greentext being written and the overall chill posting ITT I'd be happy just with more regular DCSHG threads.
Same here. these threads are comfy as hell
It's has been a long time we got a comfy and a full replies one
cute babs
>more activity
>discord
you mean roleplaying
go jerk off with fat hairy smelly old men pretending to be girls
Go back to your /trash/ frog threads, moron
there's already a Cinemaphile dcshg discord server lol
gg/mJvYBEU9
never post about this irrelevant shitty show again you troons, amphibiachads riule this board
Once again thanks for the bump, frogfricker